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Hard Choices 35 - Dragons
Hard Choices - May 31, 2024 22:54 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsIf you've got a burning desire for enormous winged reptiles, then do we have the episode for you! In this, perhaps the most monsterfuckiest episode of Hard Choices to date, we take a look at 21 of the hottest, sexiest dragons from across media of all kinds! Well... "sexiest" may be stretching it...
Patreon Treats - Weird Choices Cutlery [feat. Annie Craton] & Soft Choices X-Men and TTRPGs [feat. Dan Mulkerin]
Hard Choices - April 16, 2024 17:13 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsBad Choices is coming for you on Saturday, April 20th at 5PM PT and it's coming hard! As a result of all the Bad Choices hullabaloo, among other things, MeganBob couldn't pull together an episode for April in time, but this is two gems from the Patreon feed featuring Bad Choices co-hosts Annie C...
Hard Choices 34 - Our Flag Means Death
Hard Choices - March 31, 2024 18:42 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsAvast, my hearties. It’s time to hoist the colors and set sail for an experience that Talk Like a Pirate day really didn’t prepare us for. This is Hard Choices, the podcast that ranks the fuckability of fictional characters looking for the zenith, median, and nadir in a given universe, but real...
Hard Choices 33 - Baldur's Gate
Hard Choices - February 13, 2024 20:04 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsWe at Hard Choices like to think we have our fingers on the throbbing pulse of pop culture, so when Baldur's Gate 3 won just about every Game of the Year award purely out of how horny it made everyone, we knew we couldn't pass up the opportunity to explore the delicious nooks and sweaty crannies...
Hard Choices 32 - BLEACH
Hard Choices - January 23, 2024 20:07 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsNOTE: You want a calendar with shirtless Irish farmers on it? Naturally, you do. Throw $4.20 at Hard Choices and get entered to win one of these three perfect pieces of useful wall art. It was just another quiet day in the Soul Society until Hard Choices rolled up, ready to find out exactly h...
Hard Choices 31 - Parks and Recreation
Hard Choices - December 30, 2023 04:22 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsBig government isn't sexy. But small government? Local government? That government where you can get right up close and see the process unfolding. That government where you can run into your city councilor at the gym? Or at the local liquor store? Or trying to bribe a raccoon for votes? That's t...
Hard Choices 30 - 80's Cartoon Icons [Live at Rose City Comic Con]
Hard Choices - November 27, 2023 00:13 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsHard Choices swept through all of the 80's cartoons you know and love to select the cream of the crop (and Allo from Dinosaucers) to make sure that this episode is peak after peak. You can expect Big Feels aplenty from Hub, Annie Craton, Meganbob, and host, Kris Newton, as they get vocal about C...
Hard Choices 29 - Cryptids
Hard Choices - October 31, 2023 21:34 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsOn September 3rd, 2023, four plucky perverts disappeared into the depths of the Internet while recording a podcast about their yearning to fuck cryptids. One month later, their audio was found. (Then, the editor spent three weeks making it listenable. Two of the hosts were sick and the other...
Hard Choices - 2023 Trailer
Hard Choices - October 12, 2023 17:02 - 11 minutes ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsCan something be simultaneously wholesome, horny, and hilarious? Only if you're the Hard Choices podcast. Hard Choices looks at the bedroom skill of fictional characters and asks "how good is the sex and what is it like?" What does that sound like as a podcast? Buddy, this trailer takes you thro...
Hard Choices 28 - Shakespeare
Hard Choices - September 13, 2023 20:07 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsIf Shakespeare were alive today, he would have a podcast. What kind, you ask? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it would feature iambic pentameter, stirring monologues, wall-to-wall dirty jokes, and flexible attitudes towards sex and gender. Holy shit, is MeganBob Shakespeare?! Maybe so, because...
RCCC Live Show Update
Hard Choices - August 31, 2023 22:37 - 3 minutes ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsWe have a date and time for our Rose City Comic Con live show: Sunday, September 24th from 4-5 PM in room D135-136! Come see the show, hear us rank 80s cartoon characters, get your free gift baggie, and hang out with us!
Hard Choices 27 - Dragon Age
Hard Choices - August 27, 2023 19:21 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsFrom a dank jail cell, where they are being interrogated by the Seekers of Truth (who may end up learning more truths than they bargained for), MeganBob hosts Hard Choices: Dragon Age Edition! Hornier than a whole platoon of Qunari warriors, MeganBob is joined by Elven Ranger Annie Craton, mon...
Hard Choices 26 - Spider-Man
Hard Choices - July 16, 2023 23:14 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsWe all know that with great power comes great responsibility. You know what else comes with great power? Us when we think about Spider-Man! It's not just Peter Parker who makes our web-shooters go thwip, either; he's got a huge cast of friends, foes, and supporting characters to suit every ta...
Hard Choices LIVE at Rose City Comic Con!
Hard Choices - July 16, 2023 04:42 - 7 minutes ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsHard Choices is coming to Portland, Oregon for Rose City Comic Con, September 22-24th! We'll pass on the information about the day and time as soon as we find out when we'll be performing. I'll update again here and on the Hard Choices social media! It's brand new and I'm still figuring some ...
Hard Choices 25 - Gargoyles
Hard Choices - June 17, 2023 19:06 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsIn 1994, Disney's Gargoyles glided into the preteen hearts of the afternoon cartoon crowd, appealing to us in ways we wouldn't fully comprehend for years to come: its borrowings from Shakespeare, for example, and the unfamiliar yearning that Demona's loincloth made us feel. Nearly thirty years l...
Bad Choices 1 - Looney Tunes (Public Edition)
Hard Choices - June 15, 2023 22:59 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsChuck Jones and Mel Blanc couldn't have guessed what we'd do when we got our hands on their creations. To be honest, I'm not sure we could have guessed either. That's the power of alcohol! Join Annie Craton, Dan Mulkerin, Kris Newton, and MeganBob for a Chungus of an episode that's full of bad c...
Hard Choices 24 - Clue (C)
Hard Choices - May 31, 2023 17:01 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsYou arrive at the opulent podcast of Mr. MeganBob to find yourself surrounded by three of their most dubious acquaintances: Dan Mulkerin, Lillian Carlisle, and Kris Newton. Apparently, they've all been summoned to rank the fuckability of characters from the classic mystery board game (and cult f...
24 - Clue (C)
Hard Choices - May 31, 2023 17:01 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsYou arrive at the opulent podcast of Mr. MeganBob to find yourself surrounded by three of their most dubious acquaintances: Dan Mulkerin, Lillian Carlisle, and Kris Newton. Apparently, they've all been summoned to rank the fuckability of characters from the classic mystery board game (and cult f...
Hard Choices 23 - Magic The Gathering: Planeswalkers
Hard Choices - April 30, 2023 22:02 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsIt's time to leave the battlefield and enter the bedroom, because this episode of Hard Choices sees our hosts visiting the wide and wild multiverse of Magic: the Gathering! We've got elves, gorgons, vampires, golems, dragons, and more--and all of them are DTF! We've drawn Claire, Dan, Kit, and M...
Hard Choices 22 - The Tarot Major Arcana
Hard Choices - March 31, 2023 19:27 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsThe Tarot! The mystery and magic of life's journey have never been so adeptly captured in any other collection of cards, except maybe Yu-Gi-Oh. In this episode, three spirits penetrate the Tarot's mystery and make some magic as they rank the fuckability of the Major Arcana. Dan Mulkerin weaves t...
Medians - Season One
Hard Choices - February 26, 2023 05:30 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsWebster's dictionary defines 'median' as "a value in an ordered set of values below and above which there is an equal number of values." Webster's dictionary doesn't define 'fuckability' because Webster was a nerd. Do you know who isn't a nerd? The four guests who stepped up to tackle every sing...
Hard Choices 21 - Dragonlance
Hard Choices - February 02, 2023 20:47 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsGather round, heroes, and hear tell of the largest swords, roundest orbs, and hottest dragons ever seen in the land of Krynn! Experienced adventurers Meganbob, Miles, and Dan are joined by level 1 neophyte Neal Butler--but worry not, Neal is a dirty min-maxer and has no trouble keeping up with t...
21 - Dragonlance
Hard Choices - February 02, 2023 20:47 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsGather round, heroes, and hear tell of the largest swords, roundest orbs, and hottest dragons ever seen in the land of Krynn! Experienced adventurers Meganbob, Miles, and Dan are joined by level 1 neophyte Neal Butler--but worry not, Neal is a dirty min-maxer and has no trouble keeping up with t...
20 - Hades
Hard Choices - January 01, 2023 04:21 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsYou may escape the heart of the underworld, boy, but you will never escape the throbbing heart of horniness! In fact, this might be the horniest episode of Hard Choices ever, as Annie Craton, Claire Mulkerin, and Zadkiel join MeganBob in ranking the fuckability of the gods and legends from Hades...
Hard Choices 20 - Hades
Hard Choices - January 01, 2023 04:21 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsYou may escape the heart of the underworld, boy, but you will never escape the throbbing heart of horniness! In fact, this might be the horniest episode of Hard Choices ever, as Annie Craton, Claire Mulkerin, and Zadkiel join MeganBob in ranking the fuckability of the gods and legends from Hades...
Hard Choices 19 - Batman Villains
Hard Choices - November 30, 2022 04:46 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsAttention, citizens of Gotham! We regret to inform you that the inhabitants of Arkham Asylum roam your streets tonight, and that your beloved hero Batman will not be coming to your rescue! But you know who WILL be coming? That's right, it's tonight's Hard Choices hosts! We may not have a lifet...
19 - Batman Villains
Hard Choices - November 30, 2022 04:46 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsAttention, citizens of Gotham! We regret to inform you that the inhabitants of Arkham Asylum roam your streets tonight, and that your beloved hero Batman will not be coming to your rescue! But you know who WILL be coming? That's right, it's tonight's Hard Choices hosts! We may not have a lifet...
Hard Choices 18 - Movie Monsters
Hard Choices - October 31, 2022 23:32 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsHalloween is just Valentine's Day for monsterfuckers, and a very horny Halloween it is too! To celebrate the bounty of the season, our hosts gathered up 21 of the most hair-raising horrors ever committed to screen and ranked their fuckability using the only hard science that really counts. M...
Hard Choices 17 - Mascots
Hard Choices - October 13, 2022 02:35 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsIt is I, the Hamburglar! Where is MeganBob? Safe and content, I assure you. True, after they plumbed the depths of their desire for commercial mascots in this episode, I whisked them away to my personal playplace in a secluded corner of McDonaldland. But, for once, I have not played the villa...
Hard Choices 16 - The Muppets
Hard Choices - September 01, 2022 11:38 - 2 hours ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsYou know, when MeganBob suggested this episode, a lot of the other hosts thought they were joking. Not one to be discouraged, they found three erotic galaxy brains willing to make a "Rainbow Connection" with The Muppets. What on earth is going to happen when you get three impassioned Muppet fans...
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