Latest Comedynews Podcast Episodes
LAPodcast 421: Borderline Investigative Journalism - Weird, Funny News
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - January 01, 2024 12:00 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Amazon workers told to write to the Almighty Mascot of Consumerism if they want their prayers answered. Takeaway goes on charm offensive after receiving backlash for issuing costumer with 1,000 year ban. Llewelyn-Bowen's 'winter wonderland of magic and drama' cl...
LAPodcast 420: Polystyrene Snow, MDF Grottos and Santas with Scratchy Fake Beards - Weird, Funny News
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - December 22, 2023 18:00 - 49 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Inflatable Santa gunned down in suspected drive-by shooting. Hiker drank from puddle and eat tadpoles to survive Texas desert ordeal. Escaped reindeer blocks A-road after fleeing Santa's grotto. Man discovers chopsticks lodged in his brain. Wishing all our list...
LAPodcast 419: A Nightmare In-Flight Meal Scenario - Weird, Funny News
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - December 15, 2023 18:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Airline serves 'dog food' to business-class passengers in translation blunder. Restaurant in former church targeted by thieves using Bibles as kneepads. Grubhub driver who delivered cup of urine claims it was 'genuine mistake'. Child in stolen forklift leads pol...
LAPodcast 418: A Collection of Motley Zoo Animals - Weird, Funny News
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - December 08, 2023 18:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Escaped lion completely harmless says circus. Queue-line defecation on the rise in the Magic Kingdom. Police hunt suspect who took 'Kum & Go' gas station name literally. Putin 'enlists' Satanic cannibal for Russian frontline. Alex shares another one of his hila...
LAPodcast 417: Horse Titty Fun Ride
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - December 02, 2023 18:00 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Kenny, Tasmania's big potato finally toppled. Cabin crew spot windowpane missing at 30,000 feet. Nudist asked to leave pub after bending for a poppadom. Adult nappy mistaken for bomb aboard flight. Do you care about Belgium...? Website: http://www.lapodcast.n...
LAPodcast 416: Chris Packham Goshawk Chick Sniff Complaint
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - November 24, 2023 18:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Vicar gets stolen house back only to find it full of squatters. Elderly couple allegedly conned out of full rack of ribs. Somerset Gimp banned from wearing gimp suit and ‘crawling, wriggling or writhing’ for five years. Luminous sludge oozing from New York stree...
LAPodcast 415: A Black Backpack, Large Crossbow, Handheld Crossbow, Crossbow Bolts, Wooden Box Containing Glenlivet Scotch and a DeWalt Angle Grinder
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - November 17, 2023 18:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Man gets stuck in traffic cone after sheltering from the rain. Dad punched unconscious at Christening party. Ancient tradition of 'Mischief Night' celebrated in town and cities across the UK. 1977 crisp packet featuring Kevin Keegan centrepiece for sold-out exhi...
LAPodcast 414: The Sovereign Prince and the Mission to Zeta Reticuli
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - November 10, 2023 18:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Massive c*ck offers one billion dollars for unfunny joke. Secret ingredient of best-selling Chinese beer revealed. Naked man smears himself with shower gel to avoid capture. King Charles III revealed to have flown classified alien space mission. We talk hand, ...
LAPodcast 413: A Basic Seat with Okayish Legroom
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - November 03, 2023 18:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Customer arrested after faking his twenty-first heart attack to avoid paying restaurant bill. Criminal 'masterminds' kidnap and tortured wrong man. Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball stadium. Man pretends to be mannequin to rob shopping mall. ...
LAPodcast 412: Theft of a Major Artwork
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - October 27, 2023 20:00 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Man forced to protect terrified dog from Halloween sound effects. Police decide to blame Satanists after failing to find missing cat. Creepy rhyming clown dares cops to take him down. Wizard of Oz slipper thief soon to discover 'there's no place like home.' ...
LAPodcast 411: An Alarming Inability to Locate Manchester
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - October 20, 2023 17:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Yvette Fielding claims Blue Peter producers forced her to live with dog against her will. EV car malfunctions and takes driver on 'terror ride'. Japanese wrestlers stage match on Bullet Train. Tories f*ck over the North of England again. We inadvertently resur...
LAPodcast 410: Dave Kennedy, A Local Space Enthusiast
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - October 13, 2023 17:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Russian officials correct dead soldier's fashion faux pas. Florida man attacked by rabid otter whilst feeding ducks. Meteor strike found to be hole dug with plastic spade. Police issue warning after twenty men spotting wearing garter belts or nothing at all. ...
LAPodcast 409: Yokels Arguing Over Their Cousins
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - October 06, 2023 17:00 - 46 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Tories aim to fix NHS with army of robot penguins. 'Laziest Citizen' contest sets new record. New podcast reveals one man's quest to pleasure dolphins and convert miners to veganism. Couple taking selfie results in pony death. We, again, find ourselves search...
LAPodcast 408: Bird Matrimonial Ceremony (at the BBC)
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - September 29, 2023 17:00 - 47 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: High-profile bird sniffer reported to police after One Show appearance. Builders create shortcut through Great Wall of China Man converts police car to transport beloved bull. Passengers forcibly removed from flight after complaining about vomit-stained seats. ...
LAPodcast 407: A Manifestly Unsafe Voyage
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - September 22, 2023 17:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: New York becoming infested with tourist rat tours. Floridian apprehended after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel. Armed robbery suspect who made getaway via car, bike, tractor, sailboat and kayak caught. Yoga class triggers armed police response...
LAPodcast 406: Noticeably Pale, Very Thin and Tired
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - September 15, 2023 17:00 - 33 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Burger King facing lawsuit for telling Whoppers. Jesus fails to save woman from simultaneous snake and hawk attack. Hotel serves half-naked staff member covered in chocolate at dessert buffet. Reveller bites testicle of nightclub employee after being refused ent...
LAPodcast 405: Twin Peaks and Big Baps
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - September 08, 2023 17:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Woman becomes stranded after trying to rescue scarred parrot from mountain. Florida man arrested for impersonating US Marshal. Mancunian doggers mourn lost lay-by cafe. Experienced climbers make cash withdrawal on route to summit. Alex finally displays a reacti...
LAPodcast 404: A Momentary Power Cut
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - September 01, 2023 17:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Big cat spotted driving on the M180 near Doncaster Services. Man steal neighbour's front porch. Tuna sniffer ejected from coffee shop. Drunken American tourists trapped up Eiffel Tower. We add some much needed hold music to the episode... Website: http://www....
LAPodcast 403: A Vague Dream of Becoming an Animal
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - August 25, 2023 17:00 - 34 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Essex mum rescued from swing. Manatee fatally injured after 'intense sex' with brother. Man claims to have irrefutable proof of blurry object. Fake employee given promotion at Wendy's for perfect attendance record. We mix things up... Website: http://www.lapo...
LAPodcast 402: A Kind of Turpentine-Flavoured French Toast
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - August 18, 2023 17:00 - 32 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: American flag saved from man's skull. Newly hired driving instructor crashes into driving school. AI meal planner app recommends bleach “fresh breath” mocktail, ant-poison and glue sandwiches and “bleach-infused rice surprise”. Hull couple's five-star luxury ho...
LAPodcast 401: The Beloved Gorilla of a Gloucestershire Village (AKA Pinning for Alice)
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - August 11, 2023 17:00 - 44 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Well, that would be telling! We take an in-depth look at significant world (i.e. UK) events since we started the podcast... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LAPodcast 400: Unfounded Accusations Against Judges
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - August 04, 2023 17:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Well, that would be telling! Also, we pull some gold from the old feature bin... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast
LAPodcast 399: Asshole Tourist Carves Name into Colosseum
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - July 28, 2023 17:00 - 27 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Popular restaurant finally laid to rest. Creme Egg thief comes to sticky end. Burger King stop bothering. Moronic tourist issues grovelling apology to Italy. The anxiety ahead of LA 400 continues to build... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: http...
LAPodcast 398: Ocean Pollution by Heavy Industry and Industrialised Agriculture
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - July 23, 2023 17:00 - 41 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: 'Professional' big cat hunters capture compelling footage of old boot. Cruise line quietly shelves whale slaughter tours of the North Atlantic. Woman quits Wetherspoons role ahead of anticipated mockery of new Welsh accent. Charity raises awareness of shaven pus...
LAPodcast 397: Escape from a Mound of Polished Stainless Steel Balls of Varying Sizes
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - July 14, 2023 17:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Lunatic embarks on fruitless road trip to save egg. Police break up fight over possession of duck. Local councillor uses belly to push rival into cereal. Woman finally sacked after avoiding work for twenty years. We decide to start telling Noel Edmonds-based li...
LAPodcast 396: The Use of Supposed Priests for the Confessions of Work-Related Sins
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - July 09, 2023 19:00 - 38 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Man performs sex act over captive seagull. Attempted robbery thwarted by brutal shunning. Cougar survives stoning by pensioner. Restaurant hires fake police detective to investigate employees. Alex's deep fakes continue... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ ...
LAPodcast 395: Sex Dolls in Transit Lanes
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - June 30, 2023 17:00 - 30 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Cardiff resident foots tax bill for 11,000 Chinese firms. Face of our Lord and Saviour spotted in gravy boot. Austrian train has Hitler-related technical issue. Melbourne commuters find legitimate excuse to buy sex dolls. We issue an apology to the People's Re...
LAPodcast 394: A Living Seagull Deterrent
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - June 23, 2023 17:00 - 37 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Fast food employee arrested after losing bag of cocaine in customer's hotdog. Business owner pays local teenage to act as personal bird of prey. Substandard Cadbury's Flake causes embarrassment to ice cream professionals. Drunk driver claims dog was behind wheel...
LAPodcast 393: A Sociopathic Adult Pretending to be a Child
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - June 16, 2023 17:00 - 40 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Woman finds novel way to promote OnlyFans account. Missing cat wanders into Animal Rescue Conference. Man drains entire reservoir to retrieve phone. Magical commands swimmers to collect rock from mystical island. We contemplate becoming citizens of Lamb Island....
LAPodcast 392: Evil Dirty Bag Kids
LAPodcast - Weird, Funny News! - June 09, 2023 17:00 - 43 minutes ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsStories this week include: Knife-wielding chef spits on Benedict Cumberbatch's intercom. Man robs bank with Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol. Town mourns beloved swan found eaten. Children scribble over 230-year-old statue during family activity day. Alex starts spreading misinformation again.....