Stories this week include:

Lunatic embarks on fruitless road trip to save egg. Police break up fight over possession of duck. Local councillor uses belly to push rival into cereal. Woman finally sacked after avoiding work for twenty years.

We decide to start telling Noel Edmonds-based lies for a living...

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