Latest Christallman Podcast Episodes
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 22
Nerd Poker - July 09, 2024 02:32 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWell we just might kill some of the damned acid monsters ruining our dragon-murder parade! A second waterfall is played in, and probably nobody is dropped in the death river. Again. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 21
Nerd Poker - July 02, 2024 18:59 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe leisurely river cruise everyone signed up for continues to be interrupted by a bunch of very rude monsters trying to murder everyone, and a certain NPC face-plants in some blooms of acid flora. Oh, and RIP to Dave the Quaggoth. You were the worst, but you were a real one. For merch, social...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 20
Nerd Poker - June 25, 2024 16:12 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWe did it! We got our little kitty friend out of the horrible churning acid river! Although now with a distinct lack of fur Blep is back in action, casting Duplicity and turning the tide of battle. It seems that as long as monsters stop popping up out of the river, they'll conquer the mountain a...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 19
Nerd Poker - June 18, 2024 19:28 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWhoops! Someone threw the Blep out with the acid bath! Luckily Blaine is back to guide Blep out of the acid river that he was dunked into, but who will save him? Also, is Glibbles the goblin ever going to NOT botch? Sadly we have no Sarah this episode or next, schedule permitting we hope everyon...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 18
Nerd Poker - June 11, 2024 01:10 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsTime to grab the recently revived Glibbles and fly through an acid waterfall! Wait, we are like, ONE person shy of flying everyone. You know what's a great idea? Let's resurrect an NPC we ruthlessly slaughtered, take him hostage, and demand he fly the last remaining person! And let's let him dec...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 17
Nerd Poker - June 04, 2024 15:19 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe resurrection staff in Pishposh's hands, it's time for what we do best: make logical choices! Clearly, Glibbles is about to be brought back, and we absolutely are not about to bring back a character who has already refused resurrection. That would be too weird! Regardless, if one of our cast ...
S6: Sorry For The Wait, We Just Wanna Stay In Person
Nerd Poker - May 28, 2024 05:39 - 2 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThat's right, scheduling and time got away from us. Too many people weren't in California this May and we ran out of banked episodes. We hope you'll stick with us, tell your friends how awesome this in-person campaign is, and we'll see you over on Patreon. We are recording some special Patreo...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 16
Nerd Poker - May 21, 2024 17:14 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsHopefully Dan is almost done torturing everyone with a torture room that is possibly the rudest, most effed up room he has ever made in this silly game. If they can just smash this last surprise (please let it be the last one) they can continue up the mountain to- fight eggs? It seemed like it w...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 15
Nerd Poker - May 14, 2024 17:26 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsEveryone is on their last legs, both our heroes and the horde of blood-soaked quaggoth. Heroes fall, rise, and fall again. If they could just stop getting blinded, possessed, and poisoned this could all turn around! And soon it will, one way or the other. For merch, social media, and more be s...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 14
Nerd Poker - May 07, 2024 21:26 - 51 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe Quaggoth situation is only more and more bloody. Pish Posh is down, and Mordecai is managing a few status issues. And in classic Nerd Poker fashion, one of our crew cannot make it to the episode (Sarah) and that means their character (Brix) gets pushed repeatedly to the brink of death. For ...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 13
Nerd Poker - April 30, 2024 17:36 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe torture chamber has exploded in flame, and the crew now faces wave 2 of the quaggoth qreeps. There's the usual lackeys, another giant one, and now a floaty one with a staff. And uh, nobody has rested since the last wave. Some people definitely die this episode, but we can't promise whether t...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 12
Nerd Poker - April 23, 2024 16:27 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWow so the torture chamber really IS a place where people could lose a limb? Our mountainy crew cuts through a wave of quaggoth and takes a peek at a cage with what may be a surviving captive. Probably a friend. Probably no more waves of quaggoth. Probablies! For merch, social media, and more ...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 11
Nerd Poker - April 16, 2024 18:22 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWelp, the ol' Dungeon Master made good on his promise to for this to be a deadly campaign. And now a cheery lil' torture room full of death bears! Okay let's stop being falsely optimistic for laffs, Dan has gone bonkers and we're all going to die. Please send help. *flares go up in the vast arct...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 10
Nerd Poker - April 09, 2024 16:26 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur crew continues to engage in what is hopefully just a friendly game of drop-the-stone-scythe. So, time to wrap up this fight with the- undead demi-god? Or whatever? Juniper will probably be fine. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episode...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 9
Nerd Poker - April 02, 2024 07:43 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOh an archfey. That's probably not that big a deal, just that thing that some people worship that cause trickery that undoes reality. And this is just a chill little negotiation where we give away some trayzure! Easy peasy. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com....
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 8
Nerd Poker - March 26, 2024 15:53 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNew artifact! Giant ghost vanquished through persuasion! The crew is on a roll! So as long as the next thing they meet isn't, you know, omnipotent or something, they'll probably be fine. Oh right, a Total Party Kill is supposed to be possible this game. So it might be a god. Probably not though!...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 7
Nerd Poker - March 19, 2024 18:40 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsHaunted mountain stairwell ahoy! The giant behind them and a Glibbles in their pocket, our crew get to ascending stairs that aren't for touching. There is surely violence at the top, it sure would be nice if it was a chill use of common stairs, and not a series of horrors! Whoops, it's the horro...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 6
Nerd Poker - March 12, 2024 08:13 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsSooooo this fight with a mutated giant and a pile of sentient viscera has been fun and all, but it feels like about time to get the hell out of here. Our heroes kinda wanted to sneak through, and they'd like to honor that intention by not dying. And how we enjoy being in person, because it leads...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 5
Nerd Poker - March 05, 2024 06:46 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsAs Pish Posh begins some very unpleasant business with the Flesh Meld and Glibbles sits in Juniper's pocket, it begins to seem as though Dan is more than willing to make good on his TPK threats. Hopefully everyone won't wipe on the first fight. Although that could also be fun! For merch, socia...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 4
Nerd Poker - February 27, 2024 16:05 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt is time to traverse The Pillars of Despair Murder! The plan to jump from pillar to pillar unseen obviously fell apart long ago, but Glibbles the goblin is unafraid to lead the group anyway. Hammers will fall, and so will humanoids clinging for dear life. For merch, social media, and more b...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 3
Nerd Poker - February 20, 2024 07:36 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsBehold! A mighty hero emerges from the heavens to alleviate the burden placed on our heroes. Finally, with the help of this powerful bastion hope, there is a chance the vile dragon Glut will be slain. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episo...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 2
Nerd Poker - February 13, 2024 06:45 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time to head to the actual mountain! While the crew debates how to spell Mount Dukes, it becomes clear that yes indeed they picked the weirdest and hardest of the three paths. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 1
Nerd Poker - February 06, 2024 08:59 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur heroes meet around Brian's table for the first time in almost 4 years! And some other heroes show up (the pencil and paper kind). There's two mountains, a dragon, and a nest. How will we rid this valley of the terrifying dragon menace? Only time will tell! For merch, social media, and mo...
Mountain Campaign Announcement!
Nerd Poker - January 29, 2024 21:22 - 4 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsA quick message from Brian!
Coming in January: The Mountain Campaign!
Nerd Poker - December 26, 2023 04:18 - 3 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWhat's that? A special Christmas message from Brian? That's right! We recorded in Brian's house and we can't wait for you to hear it! We just need the holidays to pass so we can actually, you know, be available to record more in a timely fashion! Thanks so much for sticking with us! For merch...
Update: New Campaign Coming Soon!
Nerd Poker - October 17, 2023 16:34 - 2 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThank you for following us here, please support us on Patreon if you can. We will see you soon, IN PERSON PLAY INCLUDED. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
S5E60 Demigod Energy
Nerd Poker - October 03, 2023 18:51 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur season finale is here! Dan attempts to tie a tidy little bow on five season's worth of narrative (hence the season-long boss fight). Crits connect, epic praise is heaped upon the surviving members of the Ice Five, an old friend returns, and Gus makes his pitch for becoming a demi-god. Thanks...
S5E59 Final Final Boss
Nerd Poker - September 26, 2023 19:36 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe doors to the courtyard have been opened and the real, very really final boss of the campaign has revealed itself. Will our heroes triumph or be smote upon the cobblestone? Listen and find out! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes ...
S5E58 Mechanical Men Ahoy
Nerd Poker - September 20, 2023 00:57 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThere are warforged at the gates of the evil city... Probably friends, right? In the meantime let's try to get out of here without stumbling onto another boss fight. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to ...
S5E57 That Whole Dimensional Problem
Nerd Poker - September 12, 2023 18:32 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOh riiiiight! We're not just in a crumbling tomb, but that tomb is in a weird pocket dimension, which is connected to the castle with a swirling vortex tether thing. Well you know what that means- it's balcony surfin' time! Maybe! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpoker...
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