Latest Christallman Podcast Episodes
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 12
Nerd Poker - April 23, 2024 16:27 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWow so the torture chamber really IS a place where people could lose a limb? Our mountainy crew cuts through a wave of quaggoth and takes a peek at a cage with what may be a surviving captive. Probably a friend. Probably no more waves of quaggoth. Probablies! For merch, social media, and more ...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 11
Nerd Poker - April 16, 2024 18:22 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWelp, the ol' Dungeon Master made good on his promise to for this to be a deadly campaign. And now a cheery lil' torture room full of death bears! Okay let's stop being falsely optimistic for laffs, Dan has gone bonkers and we're all going to die. Please send help. *flares go up in the vast arct...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 10
Nerd Poker - April 09, 2024 16:26 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur crew continues to engage in what is hopefully just a friendly game of drop-the-stone-scythe. So, time to wrap up this fight with the- undead demi-god? Or whatever? Juniper will probably be fine. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episode...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 9
Nerd Poker - April 02, 2024 07:43 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOh an archfey. That's probably not that big a deal, just that thing that some people worship that cause trickery that undoes reality. And this is just a chill little negotiation where we give away some trayzure! Easy peasy. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com....
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 8
Nerd Poker - March 26, 2024 15:53 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsNew artifact! Giant ghost vanquished through persuasion! The crew is on a roll! So as long as the next thing they meet isn't, you know, omnipotent or something, they'll probably be fine. Oh right, a Total Party Kill is supposed to be possible this game. So it might be a god. Probably not though!...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 7
Nerd Poker - March 19, 2024 18:40 - 50 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsHaunted mountain stairwell ahoy! The giant behind them and a Glibbles in their pocket, our crew get to ascending stairs that aren't for touching. There is surely violence at the top, it sure would be nice if it was a chill use of common stairs, and not a series of horrors! Whoops, it's the horro...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 6
Nerd Poker - March 12, 2024 08:13 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsSooooo this fight with a mutated giant and a pile of sentient viscera has been fun and all, but it feels like about time to get the hell out of here. Our heroes kinda wanted to sneak through, and they'd like to honor that intention by not dying. And how we enjoy being in person, because it leads...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 5
Nerd Poker - March 05, 2024 06:46 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsAs Pish Posh begins some very unpleasant business with the Flesh Meld and Glibbles sits in Juniper's pocket, it begins to seem as though Dan is more than willing to make good on his TPK threats. Hopefully everyone won't wipe on the first fight. Although that could also be fun! For merch, socia...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 4
Nerd Poker - February 27, 2024 16:05 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt is time to traverse The Pillars of Despair Murder! The plan to jump from pillar to pillar unseen obviously fell apart long ago, but Glibbles the goblin is unafraid to lead the group anyway. Hammers will fall, and so will humanoids clinging for dear life. For merch, social media, and more b...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 3
Nerd Poker - February 20, 2024 07:36 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsBehold! A mighty hero emerges from the heavens to alleviate the burden placed on our heroes. Finally, with the help of this powerful bastion hope, there is a chance the vile dragon Glut will be slain. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episo...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 2
Nerd Poker - February 13, 2024 06:45 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time to head to the actual mountain! While the crew debates how to spell Mount Dukes, it becomes clear that yes indeed they picked the weirdest and hardest of the three paths. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more...
The Mountain Campaign - Episode 1
Nerd Poker - February 06, 2024 08:59 - 59 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur heroes meet around Brian's table for the first time in almost 4 years! And some other heroes show up (the pencil and paper kind). There's two mountains, a dragon, and a nest. How will we rid this valley of the terrifying dragon menace? Only time will tell! For merch, social media, and mo...
Mountain Campaign Announcement!
Nerd Poker - January 29, 2024 21:22 - 4 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsA quick message from Brian!
Coming in January: The Mountain Campaign!
Nerd Poker - December 26, 2023 04:18 - 3 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWhat's that? A special Christmas message from Brian? That's right! We recorded in Brian's house and we can't wait for you to hear it! We just need the holidays to pass so we can actually, you know, be available to record more in a timely fashion! Thanks so much for sticking with us! For merch...
Update: New Campaign Coming Soon!
Nerd Poker - October 17, 2023 16:34 - 2 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThank you for following us here, please support us on Patreon if you can. We will see you soon, IN PERSON PLAY INCLUDED. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker.
S5E60 Demigod Energy
Nerd Poker - October 03, 2023 18:51 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOur season finale is here! Dan attempts to tie a tidy little bow on five season's worth of narrative (hence the season-long boss fight). Crits connect, epic praise is heaped upon the surviving members of the Ice Five, an old friend returns, and Gus makes his pitch for becoming a demi-god. Thanks...
S5E59 Final Final Boss
Nerd Poker - September 26, 2023 19:36 - 53 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe doors to the courtyard have been opened and the real, very really final boss of the campaign has revealed itself. Will our heroes triumph or be smote upon the cobblestone? Listen and find out! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes ...
S5E58 Mechanical Men Ahoy
Nerd Poker - September 20, 2023 00:57 - 52 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThere are warforged at the gates of the evil city... Probably friends, right? In the meantime let's try to get out of here without stumbling onto another boss fight. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to ...
S5E57 That Whole Dimensional Problem
Nerd Poker - September 12, 2023 18:32 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOh riiiiight! We're not just in a crumbling tomb, but that tomb is in a weird pocket dimension, which is connected to the castle with a swirling vortex tether thing. Well you know what that means- it's balcony surfin' time! Maybe! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpoker...
S5E56 Tomb's Last Call
Nerd Poker - September 05, 2023 15:03 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt's time to take the elevator up and get out of this tomb in an evil pocket dimension. Most of the crew is rolling well, but of course not everyone is. And no word on those damn NPCs, some of which they dragged down there, others not so much. Time to find out who esapes and who doesn't! For m...
S5E55 Collapse in Judgment
Nerd Poker - August 29, 2023 07:29 - 56 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThat Orcus is a pile of eyebally ooze, but it's never too late for Dan to keep that TPK dream alive. The crew is rushing towards a tomb of dead royalty... that's probably fine, right? For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and mo...
S5E54 Ticket out of Crown Town
Nerd Poker - August 22, 2023 19:34 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWith the floating demi-god crown in tow, it's time to book it the hell outta here. The boss... bosses?... is/are dead so this is probably not going to be hard or anything. Dan would never collapse the dungeon for a TPK after the big victory. Right? For merch, social media, and more be sure to ...
S5E53 Hasty Exit
Nerd Poker - August 15, 2023 17:38 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsThe mood has shifted for testicular-pulverization-reasons (no spoilers!) and its time to make a fast retreat from the battlefield. Hopefully only 5 or 6 NPCs will be left behind! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes a month and more, s...
S5E52 Smashy Smashy
Nerd Poker - August 08, 2023 16:52 - 1 hour ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWell it took him long enough, but Orcus has realized that the elemental guy slamming his demon nards over and over again is something of a problem. Sorry Blaine, but this one's probably gonna hurt. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 bonus episodes...
S5E51 The Final Demon
Nerd Poker - July 25, 2023 17:03 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsBlaine continues what now feels like a months-long ritual of destroying Orcus' genitals. Death saves are in the future of some characters, and apparently the players expected that to happen because it's a very emotional experience to get that far. For merch, social media, and more be sure to h...
S5E50 Chode Chopper
Nerd Poker - July 18, 2023 23:46 - 58 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYes, this is a reference to what Blaine is doing to the demon Orcus. The final battle appears to be turning in the favor of Ronnie's Raiders! Hopefully this is a very chill and not at all passive-aggressive dungeon master we're dealing with, and this will end better than Season 3. For merch, s...
S5E49 The Unfortunate Anatomy of Orcus
Nerd Poker - July 11, 2023 16:24 - 55 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsIt was bound to happen if an evil, gigantic creature was walking around. Someone's character would inevitably realize whilst running between their legs that the canopy above was ripe for called shots. And then, of course, there would be disgusting riffs. Classic Nerd Poker, enjoy! For merch,...
S5E48 Maybe We Kill The Demon
Nerd Poker - July 04, 2023 20:54 - 54 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsWith the megalich bamfing in and out of existence, Ronnie's Raiders realize they should perhaps focus on killing the pig lord of death, Orcus. Meanwhile the NPCs keep getting slapped around to the point of being a real moral investment. Will our heroes survive all this time management?! For me...
S5E47 Invisilich
Nerd Poker - June 27, 2023 05:09 - 48 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsYou know what really helps when you're fighting some really evil jerks? When one of them dips out of existence. Hopefully he won't reappear inside someone's body and make them explode like Blaine did on that one bonus episode! For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.c...
S5E46 Orcus Attack
Nerd Poker - June 20, 2023 04:07 - 57 minutes ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsOrcus now fully engages the crew along with Vallux, and NPCs start to get roughed up pretty bad. Need cheering up? Say the title of this episode out loud and it sounds like "orcas attack." Which, at the time of this episode's release, is a current news item! Sorry, yachts! For merch, social me...
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