You're Welcome w/ Zoe Nightingale
244 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 144 ratingsYou're Welcome is a satirical improv comedy show whose goal is to find and share peoples stories, from all over the world.
Each episode is unique and can range from 5 minutes to an hour, and will feature a brand new topic usually with someone Zoe has just met. This podcast is not for the faint of heart, buckle up.
ABOUT YOU'RE WELCOME
Like most brilliant ideas, this show was started over a molotov concoction of alcohol and various illicit substances. Zoe had given up on her life long dream, of being the female Howard Stern years ago but finally set out armed with a folding table, a couple lawn chairs, and a foam board sign that read "Free Sex Advice." One by one strangers stopped what they were doing and sat down to talk to them about their lives.
We'd like to take this moment to thank you for coming to our site and leave you with the eternal words of Oscar Wilde:
"I was under the impression that inordinate joviality can atone for an entire lack of class"
This show is done for one reason only, to bring laughter and remind you that we are all the same.
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Episodes
Glamour, Heroin an Murder...Oh My! Party Monster Michael Alig Takes Us Behind the Curtain
April 12, 2016 21:34 - 31 minutes - 36.2 MBMichael Alig, the beautiful party promoter who took took over NYC's party scene in the 90's has been released from Prison for his 1996 murder of Angel Melendez. For some background, this is the same man whose life that the 2003 movie Party Monster (Staring Seth Green and McCauley Caulkin) was based off of. He was a brilliant Pied Piper who was able to create a social movement that swept over the nation calling small town rejects and societal misfits to join he's legion of worshippers called t...
Poop Di Do
April 11, 2016 21:43 - 1 minute - 2.55 MBI've been around the proverbial block and I have never, ever heard of some of the crazy drug combinations Michael Alig and his friends used to do. I mean like bat shit insane. Here's just a mini tini example of the kind of crack heads they were. Makes my past look like the Sound of Music. So I think him for that.
Some Background
April 08, 2016 16:36 - 5 minutes - 6.99 MBLets get some background on our upcoming interviewee, the one and only Michael Alig. Reviled by some, worshiped by others, he's like the trump of 90's. . He created a movement that swept over the nation like a virtual pied piper calling small town rejects and societal misfits to join he's legion of worshippers. As someone who itimately knows the New York Party scene, let me tell you the kind of charisma and raw unique creativity this takes is a once and a lifetime human. Every single person I...
So What Do We Think?
April 07, 2016 20:28 - 4 minutes - 5.53 MBSo I will admit to you all that I have been struggling. I have created and destroyed about 4 different versions of my interactions with Michael Alig. I am struggling because this is a story that could be told a million ways, and I ultimately am left trapped by the enormity of it. I have been talking to Michael, pretty much every day, about his past, present and future for a month, and one of my main problems is that we have a similar kind of dark humor that ends up feeling really icky when th...
If You Must Live Surrounded By Jews...I've Heard Florida Is Nice This Time of Year?
March 16, 2016 22:17 - 33 minutes - 38.3 MBOk so I voluntarily jumped off a cliff into the never-ending rabbit hole that is the Iraeli/Palestinian Conflict. Fun! Let me apologize ahead of time for the sound on this one, blame alcohol as always and not setting up microphones in a stationary way. So first up, the Israeli soldier I fell for when I was forced to go on birthright by my mother about 5 years ago. When he walked into the charter bus a bunch of chomosomally challenged Jewish Americans and I were sharing I left a actual puddle ...
Would I Lie To You? OH YEAH....!!
March 10, 2016 14:12 - 9 minutes - 10.7 MBJeepers Creepers Kathy Jane is gonna hop aboard the angry train after this one. Sorry mom. For the millionth time. My B. All systems point to this is your fault somehow. So this is a quick mini episode to tide you over under my 2nd iteration of my live show this time on March 11th from 8/10 pm EST. It will be broadcast live from the Marcy Hotel North which is a legendary underground Brooklyn party ware house that houses the whole Wolf and Lamb (Crew Love) posse. I had some of my very best you...
What Happens When You Accidentally Uberpool with A Hassid?
March 01, 2016 00:01 - 19 minutes - 22.8 MBA couple rainy days ago I called an Uberpool to take me to work, I opened up the door, and who was sitting snug as a bug in a rug? A real life curly q Heimish! Now, even though I live with and see them almost every day, it's almost like we are living in two separate universes. They usually seem to look right through me, and almost never smile, nod, wave, or make casual conversation at the post office, grocery store, the M train whenever our paths my cross. I once was sent to live with a Hasid...
The Wonderful World of Soraya Doolbaz - World Famous Dick Pick Photographer
February 19, 2016 20:28 - 30 minutes - 34.4 MBGod gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time - robin williams Good golly miss Molly I feel in love with this woman. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. I mean I spent most of the interview mesmerized by her face and her perfect round belly (SUPER preggo) I would never let my boyfriend's penis anywhere near this soon to be MILF. I could go on forever about how lovely it is to see a sex positive Iranian immigrant create a empire out of dick picks. You...
What Does One Do With A Tiny Microphone?...An Update With Dr. Bassem Youssef
February 17, 2016 12:55 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MBMy favorite tango dancing heart surgeon is back and more anxious than ever. He's landed a TV show where hell be traversing the states talking to Americans about our beloved democracy. He's eyes are bright and sad, he seems worried and sleepy because he's been hustling and rebuilding his career one interview at a time. Good luck Bassem! I'll be here every couple months to check in on your impending success. Music: Coming to America (Soundtrack) God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood Edited by Viole...
Donde Hay amor, Hay Dolor
February 08, 2016 23:36 - 7 minutes - 7.26 MBBonus track from my live show last week that has been helping me personally deal with how to look at the loss of love. My friend Anthony is an expert in love and matters of the heart, and had consoled me many times in my life where it had become impossible to pry my heart broken body off my shag rug when my bones had liquefied into powder and I became a puddle of human on the floor. I have spent my life chasing giggles and avoiding pain. I leave it I hide from it, I douse it in alcohol or try...
What is LOVE?
February 06, 2016 23:39 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBMY FIRST LIVE SHOW! I will explain more about this later, but my head is killing me and I have to go to a David Bowie dance party with my mom so brb ! Music by Love Hangover: Diana Ross What Is Love: Deelite Can't Buy Love: Aquarius Heaven
When You Don't Wear Pants You Don't Need Tinder
January 28, 2016 03:23 - 14 minutes - 13.2 MBYou know, it takes alot of confidence to strut around with ya junk and ya trunk out walking around a city with some of the most hot to trot lads and lasses in all the lands. Where do they find the time I always wonder as the breeze from their slickly coiffed pony tail whips by my face, the faint glow of their perfectly coordinated neon outfit leaving acid like trails in my eyes. Even when I do put down the bloody mary's and go to the gym IF I can find a sports bra, non thigh high socks AND a ...
I Don't Wanna Be a Freak But I Can't Help Myself
January 27, 2016 19:39 - 2 minutes - 2.6 MBI GOT A SPONSOR!!! Whoo hooooooooo!!! Finally. Who better then the lovely people behind Adam and Eve Toys! Until Valentines Day you can enter my name "ZOE" into the check out box at www.adamandeve.com and you'll get 50 percent off whatever dastardly object your foul little mind can think up! YOU'RE WELCOME!! Also they'll ship it for free and it comes with a Zoe approved bag including but not limited a vibrator, a "special" gift for him and a mystery DVD!! I swear, those are still a thing! So ...
Love & Radio: The Adventures of Zoe Nightingale
January 20, 2016 18:24 - 27 minutes - 38.2 MBIt's been 6 whole months since my episode debuted on Love & Radio, Nick Van Der Kolk and Brenden Baker's incredible, inspiring Podcast. I had been trying to become a guest reporter for them and make less hardcore, more substantive stories for them when they called me and said you have three hours to get your life together, we're taking three of your old episodes and they're premiering today. I didn't have a functioning website, I didn't have twitter. I wasn't prepared for the overflowing of l...
Are Our Soles Are More Valuable Than Our Souls?
January 20, 2016 18:08 - 8 minutes - 15.9 MBIf I had a dollar for everytime someone who loved god told me he wished I had never been born I would be diving in Scrooge Mc Duck style vaults of gold coins, and doing back strokes through rubies. I don't know why I do it. Why do I always want to talk to men standing on bible soapboxes? So there I was minding my own business on an epic date to see the best musical of all actual time, Hamilton, with my favorite person ever Navin. He is a gorgeous caramel colored Indian man, which obviously an...
Do I have To Say Yes to The Dress?
January 10, 2016 20:16 - 15 minutes - 13.8 MBAs I watch those around me voluntarily march down the road most travelled, my feelings towards marriage and procreation have not changed. I avoid them like the bubonic plague. I know that there are many wonderfully happy couples who have found ways to use the foundation you build with another human to grow and learn etc....but I definitely would rather have sex with a chainsaw....to put it more kindly, it just simply isn't my brew of macha. I know I run the risk of actually becoming a discoun...
Rock Star Lines
January 08, 2016 11:59 - 17 minutes - 39.7 MBDrug addiction has affected my life since I was a wee lass and ever since I can remember I have always been a glowing lamp post attracting a cornucopia of moth like addicts who represent the full spectrum of human sadness. It's rare that I post serious interviews like this, and I have done tons in the past, because to me, they simply aren't funny. However I am posting this now because I hope to show people like him that their lives are worth fighting for even if the path they have taken is fu...
Can We Hold Hands...? It's My First time...
December 23, 2015 16:29 - 34 minutes - 46.9 MBDirectly after burning man, I found myself visiting my friend Princess Donna at the San Francisco Armory which is the gigantic mega massive terrifying Moorish Castle built in 1912 to hold arms for the U.S. National Guard. This Castle was turned into the home for the world's largest Kink and fetish website Kink.com (mostly extreme bondage and non consent fantasies) in 2006 and now serves the world up with piping hot servings of the literal filthiest devious most insane porn you're fucked up br...
When We Laugh - They Lose. Come Fall in Love with Dr. Bassem Youssef
December 12, 2015 20:51 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MBWhat can I even say, he is my hero. A brilliant, soft spoken, lightening rod who used his comedic genius to stand up to his government and military and effect real actual change. A man whose beliefs lead him to be exiled from his home, and forced to uproot his life and family to the US. He is perfectly set up to be a uniting force and a white light of knowledge in the US during these incredibly scary times where hate and xenophobia has people frothing at the mouth like rabid racoons. I feel l...
Can this Palestinian Comedian Keep His Dick Hard in the Face of A Fast Talkin' Jew?
November 25, 2015 14:01 - 22 minutes - 31.6 MBOH Mo Amer how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Your whip smart story telling, your long camel like eyelashes that are full of sadness, your little kid laugh, he and I met on the Norwegian Princess (maybe that was the name?) Mega Cruise ship, the 10th biggest in the world, that had water slides, rope courses, like 1000 restaurants and was so heavy from the egos of entrepreneurs that I was nervous we would sink. I loved summit, I HAD THE MOST FUN. Second up on my interviews of badass one...
There is No Algorithm For Love
November 23, 2015 22:07 - 18 minutes - 16.8 MBI spent last weekend on the Summit at Sea boat party and this is one of the many amazing people I met there. I will preface it by saying the quality of my voice is akin to a 432 pound women named Bertha who works at 1-900-sex hotline. I hadn't slept much and had been yelling and singing alot, so as always, i'll promise to do better next time.
What Do Caitlin Jenner and Hare Krishna Have in Common?
November 11, 2015 18:26 - 31 minutes - 71.1 MBIntroducing Sundanataidas! (Magic Spelling) Head of some section of the Hare Krishnas, I spent an afternoon with him trying to understand why I should buy an orange pashmina, give myself one of those top knot Los Angeles hair cuts and start dancing around like a spastic Capuchin monkey trying to attract a female. He actually was really wonderful. I assumed immidiately that he had a life like a boon dock saint, and had fled to Krishna for salvation and I WAS RIGHT. Either way, he was so bloody...
You Have to Break Someone's Rib Cage to Get to Their Heart
November 10, 2015 20:24 - 22 minutes - 30.3 MBI did an interview for a brand new podcast but I debated sharing it because the audio is so muffled however I always want to support and share my fellow podcasters work. It's from Breaking Ice. You can find his stuff here. It's really not my or I think his best work but whateva treva I don't have a episode this week so i'm cheating. https://soundcloud.com/makeastart
She's Gonna Find Your Clit Like A Heat Seeking Missle
November 06, 2015 15:36 - 27 minutes - 25 MBGreets and Salutations my friends and enemies alike! I will begin exclusively premiering shows on a new platform, called ACAST, which will allow me, due to small ads, to do this show full time without becoming a freegan who dumpster dives at whole foods, uses a moon cup and takes up ulkelele as a hobby. So hurray for creative freedom, boo for selling out but girls gotta brunch, ya know? So I spent a sun soaked day in Washington Sq Park with my trusty beat up toe up from the flo up free sex ad...
Coke isn't Addictive!? I Should Know I've Been Using it For Years
October 24, 2015 14:58 - 8 minutes - 14.9 MBYou spend your entire life thinking you are nothing like your parents while simultaneously trying to figure out how it's possible you are a combination of their genes. Then slowly, as you start to pay your own bills, establish your adulthood and form a friendship with them they begin to let down their parental shields and open up a John Malcovitch portal into their brain and you realize, FUCK ME, we are the same. THEN i imagine you spend the rest of your life watching in horror as you slowly ...
Zoe, What is a Road Head?
October 23, 2015 22:27 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MBSo I've been spending more time with my parents because they are, lets face it, the absolute fucking best ever of all time. I've been struggling to find inspiration in NYC...and kind of moping around which is antithetical to my entire core of who I believe myself to be. So I went home to spend some time with my creators, and remember just how lucky I am to have chosen my amazing mother as a portal into this universe. I have developed a really new fun game where I ask my parents to define dirt...
Mom Are You Ready to Go To The Playa Pussy Day Spa....Part 2
October 06, 2015 19:52 - 11 minutes - 16.4 MBMy mother and I continue to fall down the rabbit hole further and further. I woke up Day 1, and found out that my mother and aunt Peggles were already out dancing at District. District is the craziness most bananas day party where various creatures of all shapes sizes and colors crawl out of their make shift homes and get grimy on the dance floor. I show up and where is my family, but at the very top of the three story dance floor, dancing with nekid super cute young men. I mean duh. I got it...
Mom Reacts To Burning Man Episode
September 30, 2015 22:04 - 3 minutes - 1.52 MBSecret for patreon!
Mom Are You Ready to Get Schtuped....? Part 1
September 29, 2015 18:29 - 15 minutes - 35.7 MBQuestion: What happens when you take 5 east coast super jews whose idea of camping includes 4,000 Egyptian sateen blend sheets and a penchant for obsessing over food, logistics, weather and being on time and leave them helpless to fend for themselves in a desert populated with 70,000 insane asylum escapees with only ME as their way finder? MAGIC BABY. I have been plotting for this moment basically my whole life. I have always been different, always been the fly in my families ointment. While ...
My Lowest Point
September 29, 2015 03:00 - 2 minutes - 3.42 MBBonus episode! Just a really silly bonus episode I wasn't going to air, but I had to take a sledgehammer to my first burning man episode I had created and start from scratch due to a combination of my total incompetence and a tired mac book air that gave out on me last night. Anyone wanna donate a computer to the you're welcome team? Fuck. My best friend Ben who came to burning man with me and my family explaining his lowest point. Excuse my cackle laughter, he makes me laugh so much and we h...
Would Mother Schtuper Be Better?
September 24, 2015 22:45 - 7 minutes - 10.5 MBWhy is it such a bad thing to want to fuck mothers? How is it possible that I still live in a world where I can't call my friends (who I assure you ARE) motherfuckers, on festive party buttons and stickers? How am I supposed to plan bachelor parties and baby showers for my male friends if my freedom of speech is shat upon by this amish minded company? How am I still having conversations like this? We live in a world where a video of too girls pooing into a cup was a cultural revolution. When ...
I've Got a Secret, I've Been Hiding, Under my SKIN
September 15, 2015 15:48 - 25 minutes - 34.5 MBI was invited to record You're Welcome at a Art Gallery opening for a realistic sex exhibit last week but I had taken shelter in the summer air, because the inside of the pop up gallery literally smelled like the inside of an ovary. This was due to the lack of air conditioning in a alphabet city basement that was stuffed to the gills with 100 super quaffed/perfumed fashion week model/actor types all wearing Amish hats. My girlfriend described the smell as "mangey minge" I thought it smelled l...
You Wouldn't Know Class If It Fucked You in the Ass (With a Swarovski Covered Dildo)
September 10, 2015 16:13 - 5 minutes - 5.15 MBGood Golly Ms Molly am I in a slump. I've been trying to sort through the 40 hours of tape that I have from burning man. I honestly just keep staring at my computer and then trying to find the one 1/4 bar of xanex I keep for emergencies..But because everything I own is covered in powered battery dust and my brain feels like it's swollen 6 times to big for skull I can't find it. So here I sit, freaking out, lonely, depressed wishing i could crawl back inside my mothers womb and ask god for a r...
You CAN Jew a Jew
August 27, 2015 23:23 - 20 minutes - 27.7 MBWhoooo boy! This was a DOOZY. There is no myth worse for me than the engagement ring. Maybe it's because i'm of that age where people actually start to buy them. Did anyone else take the same history lessons as I did? I know i'm sounding like a crazy cat lady but seriously they're beautiful, fine, they are valuable i guess, but i don't like the mentality that traps us all into this boring cycle of commitment, monogamy, cheating because we are monkeys who constantly need to put out genitals on...
Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In A Cage
August 18, 2015 17:23 - 19 minutes - 26.3 MBIIntroducing Kai and Plasma, two traveling ladies of the streets who came up to ask me if I could give them money to help replace their boyfriends with rats. I mean, how does one say no to this question? I ended up on a literal rat race around New York City that took two days and brought into sharp focus some interesting questions for me about the morality around animal rights. What I always find to be incredible, is that somehow our worth is locked into home ownership. One of the most viciou...
Money For Nothin' and Your Chicks for Free
August 11, 2015 16:51 - 21 minutes - 29.2 MBI snuck into the Voice Auditions using one of my many fake business cards, and dove head first into the nightmare that is the audition process for a reality T.V show. This was a really hard podcast to do because it was a Philippe Petit style tight rope walk between supporting people's creative dreams, and also feeling the need to be a realistic barometer so perhaps I could shave years of poverty and disappointment off their lives. Everyone reminded me of the kids from the movie Fame..full of ...
Express Yourself Don't Repress Yourself
August 03, 2015 22:09 - 19 minutes - 26.5 MBGreetings Friends! As I piece together my new podcast I thought I would repost an interview I did with Alan Lewis for a podcast called Speak Into This. I was a little grumpy when we did this interview, and it was super late due to his time zone in Australia and I get a little preachy and sanctimonious towards the end. Sorry about that...I have just been so overwhelmed with the state of the world, I keep getting up on these little invisible soap boxes. Apologies in advance. Either way I wish y...
You Are The Best Mistake I Ever Made
July 30, 2015 12:17 - 9 minutes - 13.7 MBCountdown is ON! One more day until I begin to describe myself as "in my early 30's" and start saying things like, " that was a such a great soul cycle class." I wanted to post this episode because as I'm getting older, my girlfriends become more and more vicious about their critical opinions about their bodies and by proxy mine. IT SUCKS. Just because I LOVE carbs, and would rather drink a glass of wine and play charades than spend an hour of my precious time looking like a menopausal hamste...
The Crossroads
July 27, 2015 16:18 - 20 minutes - 28.6 MBI met this lovely girl on the steps outside Union Square who was holding a sign that said "Homeless, Pregnant, Please Help" so I helped the only way I know how..She is brilliantly funny, resilient and warm. It's a story I've heard many times, religious parents and a daughter who gets into normal teenage trouble, and the lack of acceptance drives them to the streets. This is major issue in the LGBT community as well and it breaks me every time. I just realized I should have used the Bone Thugs...
Where the Women are All Strong, the Men Are All Good Looking and the Children Are All Above Average
July 13, 2015 14:00 - 28 minutes - 65.2 MBI have been working on a new podcast for the last couple weeks and I promise that I'm almost done. You know when you are trying to balance your professional life and your creative life and you just suck balls at it? Well that's where I'm at. In the Mean time, Jake Sasseville, called me a couple weeks ago, and asked if he could flip the script on me, and give me a taste of my own medicine. I met jake years ago, and we shared a common love, radio. Jake had started his own show, basically in his...
Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pagent
July 04, 2015 18:36 - 12 minutes - 13.1 MBHi everyone! I present to you, my latest serious hard hitting journalism piece, "Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pagent." I want to preface by saying I went to this with my four best/worst girlfriends, and we were drinking...heavily....the event dragged on forever...and we kept drinking Penis Coladas..and my voice got...let's just say a bit aggressive. I want to also explain that this event, that was in DEEP bushwick (obvi) was packed with drop dead sexy black men, which I found really hilarious. S...
Good Thing I Don't Have any Hair Below My Eyelashes - Audition Reel for Howard Stern
June 10, 2015 18:42 - 8 minutes - 19.1 MBSo i recently auditioned for my idol Howard Stern.They made me make him a reel of the highlights of my radio show from the last year. So i spent days and days pulling out funny bits to try and make my hero laugh. I then played my selections for my friends, who all said that I sounded like I had the charisma of a cardboard box. So I scrapped it and went with a crowd selected bunch of mini clips that people seemed to like. Either way, wish me luck! *Update. I was quote "too smart and too long" ...
Zoe, I Read the Huffington Post, I Know What Fisting Is
June 03, 2015 16:01 - 1 minute - 1.19 MBSorry i've been Mia. I have two full time jobs and a super sick pup who destroyed my already invisible saving's account. Suffice it to say I haven't had a lot of extra time and money to travel around talking to strangers. HOWEVER i've established a routine, my pup's nose is cold and wet and i'm ready to go back into my favorite world of talking to strangers about their penile dysfunction. Here's a quick, short, sweet secret recording of my parents...how I love them so. I didn't include my dad...
That Spider Gag Reminds me of my Dentist
February 02, 2015 19:06 - 8 minutes - 9.35 MBI recently got a hidden microphone. I had to, because in order to record myself embarrassing my amazing mother I had to be more discreet, she's "on to me" so she thinks! So after a beautiful night walking through the wintery streets of the West Village, red wine, laughter, and PG fun at the Barrow Theatre I tricked my mom and aunt into checking out "Fantasy World" the 24 hour full on sex store on West 4th. She just kept picking stuff up and showing them to me like a cat that presents a dead m...
You Get Me Closer to God, Otherwise Known As My Prostate
January 27, 2015 17:50 - 7 minutes - 6.73 MBI met Pablo McFagFace, Bobby Pin, Jane Fondler and Lady Diamond at the Weribee National Park/Zoo in Melbourne Australia. I was with my friend Grant who desperately wanted to know more about how he could get to know his prostate. This one gets a little graphic I must say. All in all I ended up having quite a night with these four ladies, We were staying at the same hotel and I helped them get into their evening pool looks which may I say were exceptional. Hope to see you soon ladies, thanks fo...
Go to Art Basel so Russian Prostitutes Can See How Your Dictates
January 21, 2015 15:42 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MBI don't get it. I consider myself to be a relatively educated human. I have strong opinions, I went to a bunch of schools i've read a bunch of books...BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND the art world. But then again, who am I to judge? It seems to me to be a big fixed operation where a bunch of jerk off rich assholes decide what art should be valuable just like they do in the stock market, call each other up on the iPhone 7's they already have from 43,000 feet while they eat seal carpaccio in their gulf ...
I Could Love Another Being In Form of Man...but Nothing Sexual
January 18, 2015 21:43 - 8 minutes - 7.84 MBI just love New York City. Another drive by Free Sex Advice Victim in the form of a obviously closeted flaming homosexual Austrian tourist who stopped by to chat with me when the weather was warmer about the meaning of life and why woman had all the power. He had the creepiest laugh I may have ever heard, wonderful just wonderful stuff.
"Music Is Actually The Least Important Part of What A Band Does" - Fancy Bitch
January 13, 2015 19:26 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MBSo I found myself in Melbourne Australia in the middle of a music festival at a Koala reserve because even though I recently turned thirty, I am still an overgrown child clinging on to my eucalyptus tree of youth. To make matters worse I was wandering around in a neon animal print onesie talking to Ozzy's totally munted youth (new world! means chewing face!)I saw a giant inflatable igloo with a man named Lucky Toby gaurding the door in a matching floral suit. No one was allowed to go in. It w...
She Was Real Nice Until All My Drugs and Money Was Gone Part 2
December 23, 2014 14:40 - 14 minutes - 33.7 MBOk, part 2 of my back ally exploration of Hastings street which is one of the most dangerous, notorious streets for homeless heroin addicts in the world! So I basically draped my microphones around my shoulders and walked around and waited for the fates to guide me. During the holidays, I always find people who care to be depressed and stressed out. Running around buying scarves for family members they see once a year and have no ability to connect to anymore in a substantive way. So on to...
Black DOES Crack. (OR she Was Real Nice Until All My Drugs and Money Was Gone Part 2)
December 23, 2014 14:40 - 14 minutes - 33.7 MBOk, part 2 of my back ally exploration of Hastings street which is one of the most dangerous, notorious streets for homeless heroin addicts in the world! So I basically draped my microphones around my shoulders and walked around and waited for the fates to weave me a beautiful complex tapestry. I must tell you that there is a dignity and honesty to the homeless that I am addicted to. I love talking to them. There's no bullshit, there's no pretense, no instagram filters, they have nothing to h...