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YMMV: The Non-Woke Sex Podcast

169 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 21 ratings

Your Mileage May Vary will change your life in magical ways, transforming you from an ordinary mortal into a font of sexual knowledge, propelled by prolific psychological nudity. Here, we cast aside society's shames and taboos to seek ever human's true destiny: Maximum Orgasm Intensity.

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A Misplaced Prostate, Gagging During Cunnilingus, Refusal to Touch It, Short Refractory Periods, What's More Gay?

April 26, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

A listener ponders: Given a choice between a series of probably gay activities and pegging, which is the most gay? And, how would we rank-order the experiences which all sound pretty gay, including two men facing each other and then masturbating simultaneously on to a black towel. Along the same lines, a man really really wants to enjoy being pegged by his female partner, but he just seems unable to turn his prostate "walnut" into the pleasure organ he's been promised. Is he doing somethin...

Religious Insemination, Chubby Threesomes, Working For Sex, Dirty Fingering, Is He Gay?

April 19, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.1 MB

The release date of this episode will make it hard for listeners, as they'll have to tear themselves away from the new Taylor Swift album to give us their full attention. Her emotions regarding her most recent failed relationship are notable, if only because they don't really sound like those I would expect from a 35-year-old woman. But we'll soldier on, even in the face of the Tortured Poets Department. Because, honestly, what could be more tortured than a man trying to provide his woman ...

Female Orgasm Blame Game, Sex Toy Surprise, STI Test Forgeries, Is It Semen?

April 12, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

If one were to try to assign "blame" for men's difficulty in ascertaining whether a female partner has orgasmed, who bears the most responsibility? Traditionally, I would view it as the man's fault. Given our interest in that part of the female body, you'd think more men would conduct significant online research. But what if women are actively trying to prevent men from understanding how to "get them there"? It doesn't even have to be all purposeful. Some combination of women confused abou...

Where To Place Your Semen? Hard Penis Feel, 69 Positioning, Inaccurate Tinder Pics

March 29, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

Keith wanted to discuss where to place his semen in an early sexual encounter. It's not as simple a problem as it sounds. It requires forethought for each position. And, since the woman may often simply express the desire that he "put it inside," it's a lonely road the man must travel to find a proper exterior setting. As I sit here in my bed in Dublin, Ireland, contemplating Keith's semen situation, I can't help wondering if this is the same kind of dilemma faced by such writers as James ...

Birth Control Virtue Signaling, MFF Threesome Downsides, Plugging For Tightness, Oral Expectations

March 22, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 97.5 MB

There's no way to know the full extent to which people claiming to use multiple forms of birth control are virtue signaling. Sure, it's believable that in early sexual encounters people might use a condom as well as the pill, to protect against STIs. But there's definitely some sort of limit here, and later in a relationship the benefit derived is pretty unclear. MFF threesomes are pretty commonplace in men's fantasy arsenals. But it's less common for men to think through the mechanics and...

Boudoir Photos, Cliché Vacation Dreams, Magic Penis Shapes, Not Going Down

March 15, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

Like the peninsular docks that jut out from the islands of the Maldives, a dildo a man purchased for his wife seemed to touch just the right spots, giving her the first "penetration-only" orgasm he's ever witnessed. Now, heartbroken, he's unsure whether this will permanently alter their relationship. Another man is upset that his wife allowed another man to shoot "boudoir" photos of her. What's the actual reason for someone to want such photos? And, does he have any reason to be upset? A...

Dinner's Ready! Clit Sizes, Cam Roulette, Genital Perfumes, Pushy Head

March 08, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 85.7 MB

It's always a difficult situation for a woman when she's pleasuring a man orally and he starts to get a bit too pushy. But here we discuss a young lady who was surprised by the act and unable to control the depth of penetration at all. What are some techniques for managing this? If she bites him, will she really get punched? What's the best way for a woman to "freshen up" before welcoming a man between her legs? Obviously a shower is likely to be the gold-standard solution. But let's say t...

The Three Sevens Club, Surreptitious Snaps, Sex Or Fleshlight, Size Frustration

March 01, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.2 MB

Which countries have the largest and the smallest penis sizes? Would it surprise you to find out that the smallest nation is just a bit more than half the size of the largest one? It's a complicated topic, though, because if a guy wants to get into the Three Sevens Club, he's going to need to be extremely tall, have a large penis and make a lot of money. I guess there are some well-known folks who definitely qualify on the first and third axes, but the middle one is still a question mark. ...

Orgasms Of Our Youth, Male Masturbator Reviews, Camgirl Pasts, Clit Sucking, Elizabethan Dirty Talk, Nonbinary Lineage

February 23, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

That glow I have is the good feeling from being told by Ally, in no uncertain terms, that my orgasms are surely stronger than hers, and perhaps stronger than all women's. "Why else would men pursue sex so much more than women," she says. "It must be better for you guys." Amen to that, and thanks to Ally we also learned that the products of teenage masturbation also may be more memorable for men than for women. Next, we take a look at some reviews of male pleasure devices from Amazon, and...

Porn Preferences, Thrusting, Masturbation Details, Cowgirl Flaccidity, Date Vetting

February 16, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

In spite of the vigorous efforts of men to post detailed feedback on porn and sex toys, few take this part of men's lives seriously. It's a shame, because for most men it's an important enough part of their lives that one wonders whether someone can really know a man without understanding his porn preferences. This episode, Mike wanted to discuss a couple of porn tropes that he doesn't enjoy and wishes would change. Namely, men insisting that women have orgasms on cue (triggering fakery) a...

Hyperventilating During Orgasm, Interoceptive Therapy, Porn Site Commenting, Anal Aftermath

February 09, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 86.8 MB

A woman reports experiencing an extraordinary number of orgasms experienced during a bondage session. So many so, in fact, that she passes out from the experience, and she claims that each orgasm became painful, starting about halfway through the session. What is she experiencing? Is in analogous to the male experience or something completely different? Is passing out indicative of some other phenomenon like hyperventilating or even a medical issue of some kind? Which men seriously comme...

Dating App Honesty, Beauty and IQ, Straight Men and Gay Porn, Social Taboos

February 02, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

Like Icarus flying too close to the sun, we decided to tackle a series of topics this week that could get us banned from the Internet or worse. In general, we are very timid men, unwilling to challenge social norms, but this week was different. I blame climate change. This may surprise you, but it sounds like men sometimes lie on dating applications in order to increase their odds of sleeping with new, attractive women. Sometimes this might even make sense, since women might apply too stri...

Surprise MMF Threesome, Womansplaining, Orgasm Expertise, Monogamy While Sugaring

January 26, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

Some men might not be upset to find out their partner invited another man to join their bedroom festivities. But, even those who at some time or another have declared they'd be up for "anything" may not really mean they want to take it quite that far. Who are the real masters of the domain of orgasm? Is it perhaps time for women to concede that men might just have a better grip on the human sexual response cycle, given the frequency with which they "check the equipment"? This is of particu...

Loyalty Tests, Phone Rummaging, Intimate Vs Sexual Touching, Cumkiss Speculations

January 19, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 87 MB

What a world it is that people will stand up and shout you down for having the audacity to suggest that a fluid emanating from a woman's urethra is urine. Perhaps we are the Galileos of a new enlightenment, called to the world to bring knowledge to the huddled masses. Incidentally, and perhaps appropriately, if you want to see Galileo's middle finger, it's on display in the Museo di Storia del Scienza in Italy. We recommend that listeners view it before submitting uninformed one-star reviews...

Surgery Pitfalls, Porn Viewing Trends, Gay Cruising, Sex Worker First Times

January 12, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 87 MB

In a thought-provoking start to the new year, we discuss requests for unusual types of porn made by men on Reddit, paired with a conversation about PornHub's 2023 porn trends data. Where are men coming up with these rather strange requests? Is it indicative of what they want in real life, or have they just been conditioned by online content? If you've ever wondered where the hot spots are in your city for gay cruising, but you haven't wanted to install the Grindr app on your phone for what...

Smaller Is Better! Cheating Etiquette, Squirting In Faces, 2023 Sex Count

January 05, 2024 07:00 - 59 minutes - 82.4 MB

Before getting to the heart of the matter -- how many times one should have had sex in 2023 -- we discuss some topics of perhaps more general interest. A woman has a curious predilection for small penises, prompting her to receive a large number of dick pics showing off all the smaller-than-average men available on the Internet. Her opinion, presumably, goes along with the old saw that what men do with the organ is more important than its size. Personally, I think both are pretty important...

Intimacy Vs Submissiveness, Oral Tastes, The Scent Of A Woman, Holidays Abroad

December 29, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

Discussion continues of Keith's concern that women don't particularly enjoy giving head, turning partly to the question of whether they're enjoyment of sex would be enhanced by "leaning into" a more submissive role rather than focusing primarily on emotional closeness. For the holidays, Keith made an effort to find a lady-friend willing to come with him on a Caribbean getaway. As he's not in a relationship right now, it would have to be a somewhat spur-of-the-moment thing, and he found it ...

Optimizing Female Orgasms, Outercourse Transitions, Public Sex Anxiety, Prostitute Permission, Facial Aftercare

December 22, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

There may be listeners who find it irritating when Keith and Mike pretty much agree on a subject, but such was the case regarding oral performed on women and how to optimize their orgasm quality. Sure, we haven't witnessed every single female orgasm that has ever happened on the planet (that will have to wait for the surveillance state of the 2030s), but our experience is that women who claim not to enjoy cunnilingus should probably give it another look. Perhaps this goes along with a some...

Yoni Eggs, Steroids For Women, Sex Painting, Prehistoric Prosthetics, Kegels

December 15, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

What should a man do if his female partner starts taking steroids or testosterone? Whether it's to become a weightlifter or as part of a hormone-replacement regimen, he's liable to be confronted by someone with a significantly different libido from the norm. It could even be -- bear with me here -- like the transition between Bruce Banner and The Incredible Hulk. Now, I'm no expert on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but I believe the green guy has significantly larger body parts all over. I...

99th Percentile Dating, 2900 First Dates, Male Sex Dolls, The (Female) Orgasm Whisperer

December 08, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MB

Men really like it when their partners orgasm during sex, and Keith is no exception. He has a theory for why maybe his partners are more likely to get there than those of a random man. He hopes he's a kind of orgasm whisperer, particularly early in a relationship. Even pretty experienced and successful men probably make basic mistakes during early dates with a new partner. Keith offers some guidance on how men can correct these errors and move toward being "better" daters. For whatever r...

The Pleasure Principle, Sexual Altruism, Are Romance Novels Porn?, You Accessed Her Breasts: Now What?

December 01, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

If you're like me, and I can only assume that you are, your enjoyment of sex follows the pleasure principle and the harm principle. In other words, my main reason for wanting to do things is because they turn me on and make me feel good. I'm not a goddamned sexual charity after all. Well, come to find out that there are people out there who view sex in some sort of enlightened altruistic way. They do it "to increase the utility of all mankind". A bit preposterous when you consider the impl...

Hairy Situations, Knowledge Gaps, Animal Spirits, Facial Demands, Animals

November 24, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

You're on a date with a woman, someone to whom you're pretty attracted, and she doesn't know a piece of information you thought was common knowledge. How should you react? Does it matter? Is it an opportunity to teach each other things about the world, or is it an indication that she won't be able to "keep up" with you? Speaking of enlightenment, are women more enlightened than men when thinking about sex? Only in the period just after achieving climax do men have a glimpse at objectivity ...

Lube Lessons, Older Meets Younger, Condom Presumption, Male Eruptions

November 17, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

I think women are well within their rights to be proud or self-assured when they see their male partner's penis erupt into a fountain of semen during a sex session. It's reassuring, and it certainly suggests that his attraction is strong and enduring. But in a scientific sense, what it really means is that he's just masturbating less. Storing up his reserves, as it were, to release them on his partner. Now, this isn't necessarily a contrary indicator: His decreased masturbation frequency p...

Soul Mate Seeking, Pegging Agreements, Small Packages, Female Self-Pleasuring During The Act

November 10, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MB

Straight back from a Covid-induced hiatus, Keith explains that fickle-ish women on dating apps aren't willing to wait out his illness for a chance to meet him. Except one, who may or may not have prepared him a steaming bowl of soup, which he may or may not have accepted. Speaking more globally, why is it that women are messaged that they shouldn't care about the things in men that they likely do care about: intelligence, ambition, ability. Instead, romantic notions seem to suggest that so...

A Hungry MMF Beast, Women Climaxing Too Easily, Men Climaxing Too Slowly, The Illustrated Man

November 03, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

A friend tells you a story about a woman he's dating. He mentions that she climaxes so easily that he has difficulty even holding hands with her, lest it trigger her. What's your thought process? Does she have a medical condition? Is she telling the truth? Is she clear on what an orgasm even feels like? Now, let's say you're a woman, and you're married to a man who likes to draw sexually explicit pictures of redheaded women. You're not a redhead. Should you be jealous or angry? Or does it ...

Cis-Orgasms, Failure To Launch Orally, Feeling Her Climax, Campground Sex Noises

October 27, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MB

Like a warm placid river running down her tongue to her throat. That's more or less how Ally describes the crucial last moments of oral pleasure as she gives it to her male partner. "It irrigates my tonsils," she says, as she relaxes into her easy chair. "It's like he's delivering me a medicine I didn't know I wanted, but I did." This self-evident truth shouldn't distract you, dear listener, from the other important topics discussed in this week's installment of YMMV. We discuss attractive...

How Can Women Be Dominant? Cheating Spouses, No Sex Before Marriage, Female Climax Confusion

October 20, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

Keith has rediscovered the Amazon position, so we take a look at some videos that listeners will likely enjoy. It's one of the ways a woman can be more dominant in the bedroom, but it's a tricky position, as it requires the man to be "bent" downward in a way that might make the action difficult for him. So what's a dominant woman to do? We discuss some strategies which make use of their talents without requiring less-common activities such as pegging. A woman "used to be" a serial cheate...

Sugar-Escort Axis, Partially Open Marriages, Partner Mutual Pleasure, Liking Odd Smells

October 13, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

There's a fine line between being a sugar baby and an escort. The question is how do you draw the line properly, and who falls on which side of it? Regardless, it's tricky to keep doing it after a certain age; once some amount of attractiveness wears off, she risks becoming yesterday's news. There are a lot of things that attract men to women, but "smell" usually is relatively far down on the list, unless you're talking about perfume. This is particularly the case for odors most consider o...

Human Pheromones, Consent Coercion, Oral Demands, Men Fleeing Aftercare

October 06, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

We discuss the extent to which asking for consent and consent culture generally alter time-honored mating rituals. No cultural change is likely to dramatically reduce the young male libido, so does consent culture just shift the situation to him constantly demanding consent for sex? Is that actually better for his potential partner? Along the same dating axis, what is the right way to mirror your date's drinking habits? If you're not interested in drinking as much as her, can you accomplis...

Small Sex Dolls, Vulva Color, Resensitization, Best Sex Partner Ever

September 21, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MB

If you're a woman and you are ready to commit to a man, it makes sense to me that you should "decide" he is your best-ever sex partner. My general sense is there probably isn't a hug difference between most of your "good" partners -- I know that some are just awful. So, assuming he's in the quality pile, it shouldn't be hard to do. But if you can't do it, you should be asking yourself why not, and what it is about that guy who still fills your daydreams that really turned you on. Maybe you...

Regretful Camgirls And Politicians, Somnophilia, Extenders, Too Much Free Use?

September 14, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 89.9 MB

What do a politician and a regretful camgirl have in common? Quite a lot in this day and age, where they can be one and the same. If I decided to join Chaturbate as anything other than one of the infamous "grays" who never tip, I'd definitely scratch "politician" off my list of life goals. Same goes for hosting a sex podcast, probably. I wonder, what percentage of camgirls decide later that maybe they regret the career choice. Does their feeling change depending on how successful they've b...

Body Count, Freezing Condoms, Oral Orgasm Signals, Pedo Prophylaxis

September 07, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

I'm old enough to remember back when Body Count was the name of Ice-T's band, which produced the single Cop Killer. This was back before he made his bones by pursuing his true passion as a detective in New York City. So women's body count has become the new version of Baby Got Back. You've got Becky on one side critiquing other women's assets, while other women argue that it shouldn't matter at all. What's the truth? Does it matter at all? It's pretty obvious that it's going to come down t...

Hotwife Hell, Male Oral Anxiety, Saving Used Condoms, Chris Hansen Enters The Podcast

August 31, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

Sure, there is a subset of women who want to be dominant in their relationships, but it's decidedly not the majority. And few, if any, women want to contend with a man insisting that his parts be locked up in a cock n' ball cage or that he wear ladies' garments while she pegs him. At some point, enough is enough. Further up the male sex spectrum, what about these men "caught" by the To Catch A Predator show. Is it entrapment? Can they be sure these aren't lonely men who would vastly prefer...

A World Of Musks, Doing More For Your Partner, Cumming Inside And Outside

August 24, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 86.2 MB

On this episode we discuss how many children a modern billionaire could bequeath to the world. Given technology, the numbers have to be north of 100,000 children, assuming said billionaire is a man. Honestly I don't understand why no one has considered doing this, especially given how much money could be willed to each kid. What better way to secure a legacy? We discuss a man who is doing "everything" in his relationship but his wife just wants to masturbate and doesn't really want to have...

Loose Lips, Small Bits, Male Oppression, Free Will, Mating Strategies, Chess Vs Checkers

August 17, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MB

Following up on last week's episode, some listeners (primarily female) have taken the position that Mike is misogynistic for his portrayal of the typical woman's strategy for finding a partner and for sex in general. To respond to this, Mike provides a steel-manned case that he believes matches what these women believe. This was done in good faith in an effort to produce a convincing argument for how and why his own argument was misogynistic. A discussion then ensues about the quality of t...

Younger Mistresses, Herpes Prevalence, Golden Spigots, Proper Bikini Shaving, Truth

August 10, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 86 MB

Early in this episode, Keith baits Mike into a fairly long and complete heteronormative verbal screed. This doesn't meant it's wrong; it's right. There aren't many folks out there with direct access to the light of Truth. For musical rivals Prince and Michael Jackson, Truth came from some guy named Jehovah. For Mike, it boils down to cultural artifacts passed down throughout all of human history. That out of the way, we tackle a man who, in his late 40s, has discovered he can take on a mis...

Barbie Heteronormative? Cum Reliability Thresholds, Stuck Condoms, Blow Refusals, Hot Exercise Videos

August 03, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 89 MB

If I were a therapist, and a couple came in for counseling, sex would be on the agenda as a topic of conversation. I'd be suspicious if one of the partners completely took it off the table. Before you ask, I am cognizant that, despite Michael Phelps' claims to the contrary, the evidence for the efficacy of most types of therapy is weak. Is there an orgasm reliability threshold below which a typical man would pretty much stop masturbating? Is it reasonable for his female partner to feel "us...

Female Fake Orgasm Spectrum, Too Long, Too Short, Male Climax Clues

July 27, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MB

For a man, orgasms are pretty much binary. Sure, there are some tantra afficionados who will tell you that ejaculation and orgasm for a man can be separate and the like. But for most men, they either cum or they don't, and the semen is the proof. For women, the tale of the tape can be quite different. We can all agree that a woman is "faking it" if she receives nothing resembling an orgasm from the act. But what if she has one proper orgasm and then a series of "aftershocks". Should she be...

Double Wrapping, Rhythm Method, Pulling Out, Is Submission Gay? Adieu Lolita

July 20, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 87.4 MB

It turns out Keith hasn't had partnered sex in some time, so he's simultaneously adjusting to the situation and looking for a way to change it. Fortunately for us, that probably only serves to increase his interest in discussing sex and relationships. If a woman absolutely doesn't want to take hormonal birth control, what are the reasonable options for them? Is she just in for a lot of semen in her mouth, or does the rhythm method actually work if used very carefully? What makes a sex ac...

Dating Repartee, Cum Souvenirs, Mediocre Sex With Beautiful Women, Double Your Pleasure

July 13, 2023 21:00 - 57 minutes - 78.4 MB

Back from Europe, Keith offers a way to break the ice with women on a date in a way that gets them talking about things they enjoy discussing. It's a reasonable suggestion, and one that Mike unwittingly deployed recently at the grocery store as well. Keith wants to know if there's anything that an attractive woman can do without being super aggressive that would be a complete turn-off to a man during an early sexual encounter with her. Is repulsion even possible in that situation? If a m...

Are Women Superior To Men? An Interview With Dr. Ricky Arenson

July 06, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 86.8 MB

Mike interviews Dr. Ricky Arenson on today's show, a doctor based in Perth who has written a book about heterosexual relationships and hosts his own podcast as well (links below). Given Ricky's status as an endocrinologist, Mike tried quickly to pin him down on the orgasm question. Namely, is there some sort of source of pleasure chemicals in the body which can run out, therefore invalidating people's claims of large numbers of orgasms in quick succession? Sadly, Ricky did not validate Mik...

Bi Or Gay? Seeking Soreness, Faking It, Losing Erections, Oral Requests

June 29, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 92.8 MB

Keith dials in from Cyprus to tells us a bit about his travels. A bit of everything, including women looking for paid experiences and a dating adventure in Armenia, origin of the lovely Cher and the not-so-lovely Kim Kardashian. Though I told Keith he could ask me questions about my discussion of transexual porn last week, he took a pass on that for now, choosing instead to dive into a number of pressing questions. Namely, we find another situation where Keith believes a woman is just as...

Trans Porn Tendencies, Jackhammering, Ball Grabbing, Paying Your Spouse, Emasculating Cunnilingus

June 22, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

I asked ChatGPT to summarize the podcast, which it did, sort of. It started short-circuiting when I brought up the topic of trans and trans porn. Ironic, given that I wasn't really negative on it at all. It's just a taboo that can't be broken apparently. I tried to stay true to the AI's effort to transcribe in the following, even though it refused at points: In the first segment of the podcast, Mike is hosting alone as Keith is in Armenia. He discusses receiving three French books from Ally...

Reviewing Sex Toys, Slowing Your Blow, Anal Asymmetries, Lightning Handjobs

June 15, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 100 MB

With Keith still climbing mountains in Georgia (the country, not the state), Ally and Mike tackled some new questions, and Mike delicately but firmly improved the quality of the blowjobs Ally gives to her partner. You're welcome, mystery man! We discuss Mike's efforts at reviewing sex toys, whether men's or women's bodies are objectively more attractive, how Mike first learned about autoerotic asphyxiation and other important personal topics. Ally wanted to know how long a blowjob should...

Jostle Sex, Dick Face, Feeling Him Nut, Filthy Talk, Foot Fetishists

June 08, 2023 21:00 - 59 minutes - 82.4 MB

With Keith out of town, Ally joins the podcast to bring a woman's perspective to our standard fare of questions. Some women like the "motion of the ocean," while others prefer to be orally satisfied by an insatiable lover. Ally, on the other hand, prefers the "Roller Coaster of Love," opting to be jostled into submission. "I can't manhandle myself, after all," she notes. We descend into a discussion of dirty talk, and I'm not talking about such standard fare as, "Can I play your cello" o...

"Good Girls", Nymphos, Tinder Scams, Prison Masturbation, Submissive Men

June 01, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 89.7 MB

What kind of a world would we live in if men were subjected to overwhelming social pressure to be more submissive and less career oriented? Would it make them happy? If not, then why is it so surprising that the pressure put on women to be more dominant and career oriented doesn't necessarily make them happier? When a man decides he's going to fully prioritize his female partner's pleasure, is he making a good bet? Or, will she be confused because she is really expecting and wanting him to...

Keith's Poor Sock, Thinking Of Baseball, Oral First, Changing Rhythm, Wiping It Off, Being Animalistic

May 25, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

We convene today to discuss a topic at least as important as the "debt ceiling" and when AI is going to take your job: What exactly is the purpose of women typically wanting the first scene of the sex act to be them performing oral on the man? This is made especially vital as we have a first-person account of a man whose female partner was angered when he orgasmed during the oral instead of waiting. A man decides to pull out his penis, wipe it off and put it back in, which reminds Mike of ...

Dating App Technologies, Vibrator Emasculation, Pulling Her Down, Eating And Telling

May 18, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

Most of this episode is dedicated to an in-depth look at how Keith triages potential partners he finds on dating apps. Before you brush it aside, consider that Keith almost certainly has knowledge about this domain that goes past the ordinary man. We discuss various women who come up on one of the popular dating apps for Keith, how he might approach them, and what he thinks of them. There's also talk of general trends he's observed, what works, and what does not. And we discuss Keith's pro...

OnlyFans Pimping, Waiting For Sex, What Is An Orgasm?, Keith Proves Astrology False

May 11, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MB

Does it mean that I'm sheltered that I have no personal experience with people who believe astrology is real? In high school, I knew a young man who believed fervently in evangelical Christianity, so much so that he now leads a well-known southern church as its pastor. But I always imagined that deep down he didn't really believe the things he was saying. The frequency with which Keith purports to encounter such beliefs on dates has me thinking that people really do go for this stuff and d...

Male Gaze Blowjobs, Free Use Dominance, Condom Cocktail Conversation, Prone Bone

May 04, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

Keith reveals the details of his condom-discussion strategy during dinner with a new partner. It turns out that you can undertake a discussion that simultaneously conveys that you're a reasonable partner and that subtly asks whether sex is on the table that evening. Also, it becomes evident that very few men have such a conversation or behave in a reasonable way around condom use. A discussion ensues about how exactly (other than the obvious) Keith should react when a woman initiates oral ...

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