Dating Badly
181 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsJoin Comedian Kelly Fastuca as she chats to guest about dating badly, where all the stories date badly.
A little bit about the host:
Kelly Fastuca is an Australian-born comedian who was based in New York City from 2010 to 2016 and has played rooms there such as The Comedy Cellars Fat Black Pussy Cat, The Stand, Stand up New York and Carolines.
She gigs regularly around Melbourne and has guested on shows that include Frocking Hilarious and as a cast member of Geraldine Hickey’s That’s My Show for the 2018 Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and is the host of the successful podcast 'Worst First Dates.'
She has worked on TV shows such as Rosehaven (ABC), The Logies (Channel 9) and Out of the Question (Channel 7) and guested on podcasts including 'Don’t You Know Who I am?', 'I Love Green Guide Letters' and 'Keith and the Girl'.
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Episodes
63 - Non Binary with Liv hewson
January 21, 2019 16:10 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBThis week we have Hollywood super star Liv Hewson joining us to discussing what its like being Non Binary!!! we also have mad chats about dead birds, how Canadians are the best and the Time Brett accidentally offended a Transgender mate!! @Brettyblake @kellyfastuca @worstfirstdatespodcast @liv.hewson
62 - Crazy expensive Dates with Dave Thornton
January 14, 2019 23:10 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBThis week we have fresh out of the delivery room Dave Thornton!! We ask all the important questions ... like is it ok to just to drop your wife off at the hospital and go have beers!!! We learn about pool births and taking people on expensive dates!! @Brettyblake @kellyfastuca @worstfirstdatespodcast @dave_thorno
61 - LIVE with Celia Pacquola, Karl Chandler and Adam Richards
January 14, 2019 22:53 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBThis is our fist live Ep and its a banger!!! We share odd places we have had sex, talk about karl being a dad and get excited when we talk about sending our great mate Caili Christian to see the male escort!!! on top of that Brett has a little surprise installed for kelly at the end!!! strap in !!!! its a roast fest lol @Brettyblake @Kellyfastuca @karlchandler @adamrichard @celia_pacquola
60 - Sugar Daddies With Aurora Campbell
December 28, 2018 00:30 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBThis week exotic illustrator Aurora Campbell comes on the show and chats about having a sugar daddy and it is a pearler. Meanwhile Kelly can't stop looking at nude pictures and Bretty is still keeping it in his pants. Great episode, subscribe, download. Also we are on patreon now so get ya butts on there!! @brettyblake @kellyfastuca @aurora_campbell https://www.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast/ www.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast - after dark! worstfirstdatespodcast@gmail...
59- Vic And Em's Comedy Gems
December 22, 2018 02:31 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBKelly and Brett are joined by Vic and Em from the podcast and Triple R show Comedy Gems. One of them is in a happy relationship and one of them has a brutal break up story. One thing is for sure, everyone is choomping at the bit in the aftermath of sending a lady to the male sex worker. Thank for listening, join us on patreon, email us your terrible stories at [email protected] @kellyfastuca@brettyblake @worst1stdates
58 - D Day With Caili Christain
December 17, 2018 10:59 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBThis is the episode we have all been waiting for!!! Cali Christian comes in and has a chat about sleeping with a male escort!!!!! Get that popcorn out ready its bloody exciting!!! Also we are on patreon now so get ya butts on there!! @brettyblake @caili @kellyfastuca https://www.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast/ ww.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast - after dark! [email protected] Get extra content here at our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rss/worstfir...
58 - D Day With Caili Christain
December 17, 2018 10:59 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBThis is the episode we have all been waiting for!!! Cali Christian comes in and has a chat about sleeping with a male escort!!!!! Get that popcorn out ready its bloody exciting!!! Also we are on patreon now so get ya butts on there!! @brettyblake @caili @kellyfastuca https://www.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast/ ww.facebook.com/worstfirstdatespodcast - after dark! [email protected] Get extra content here at our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rss/worstfir...
57 - Ocean Wank With Ben Lomas
December 10, 2018 10:33 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBThis week we have "Fitbets" Ben Lomas Joining the team at WFD. We talk about crazy diets, how boobs are the best thing in the world and the idea of adopting is good just as long as you don't get a shit one lol. Oh yeah and mad wanks!!!! @worstfirstdatespodcast @benlomascomic @kellyfastuca @brettyblake
56 - Cheating With Xavier Michelides
December 03, 2018 15:15 - 1 hour - 58 MBMassive Ep this week with our Buddy Xavier Michelides. We talk about cheating (with food lol), everybody annoying flucuatiing weight and why Brett decided the defend vegans!!! As xavier is married so we reminisce about the good old days of calling home phone and speaking to dads to tee up dates with there daughters and the most important thing of getting kisses Right!! Hit us up @BrettyBlake @Kellyfastuca @xavier_michelides @worstfirstdatespodcast Don't forget to send in your horrible da...
56 - Cheating With Xavier Michelides
December 03, 2018 15:15 - 1 hour - 58 MBMassive Ep this week with our Buddy Xavier Michelides. We talk about cheating (with food lol), everybody annoying flucuatiing weight and why Brett decided the defend vegans!!! As xavier is married so we reminisce about the good old days of calling home phone and speaking to dads to tee up dates with there daughters and the most important thing of getting kisses Right!! Hit us up @BrettyBlake @Kellyfastuca @xavier_michelides @worstfirstdatespodcast Don't forget to send in your horrible da...
55 - Chariots Of Fire With Tom Ballard
November 24, 2018 23:59 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBComedian Tom Ballard joins Kelly Fastuca and Brett Blake as they talk about gay clubs, sex on premises clubs and no dating game. Go to itunes and give us a 5 star review! Spread the word about the show! Got a worst break up story or worst first date? message us! Follow us on all our channels @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @TomCBallard @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates Come hang in the super secret group worst first dates after dark- must answer questions to enter! @worst...
54 - Walk Away With Harley Breen
November 19, 2018 00:57 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBThis week we have the coolest dad/ one of Brett's favourite drinking buddies Harley Breen joining us!!!!He shares an absolute awful first date story which starts on a cruise ship!!! Kelly forgets to press record on our date to the races and brett stuffs up and has to admit kelly is right for once !!!! Dont forget to hit us up on the socials mainly insta!! @brettyblake @harley.breen @kellyfastuca
53 - Addiction With Dan Connell
November 12, 2018 02:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBThis week we chat to former gambling addict and great bloke Dan Connell. Dan has the ultimate cock block story and also shares a banger about when massages go wrong! Brett goes on a bender and pisses the Hotel Bed like a child and kelly sings to annoy everybody! Makes sure you Join our worst first dates After dark group for bonus content and follow us on Facebook and Instagram! @brettyblake @Kellyfastuca @Daniel_connell_comedy
53 - Addiction With Dan Connell
November 12, 2018 02:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBThis week we chat to former gambling addict and great bloke Dan Connell. Dan has the ultimate cock block story and also shares a banger about when massages go wrong! Brett goes on a bender and pisses the Hotel Bed like a child and kelly sings to annoy everybody! Makes sure you Join our worst first dates After dark group for bonus content and follow us on Facebook and Instagram! @brettyblake @Kellyfastuca @Daniel_connell_comedy
52 - Switching Teams With Gabe Hogan
November 05, 2018 12:40 - 55 minutes - 51 MBThis week we have the Queen Of Joy Fm joining us Gabe hogan. We talk about what its like being in a long term heterosexual relationship then jumping ship to lady town!!!!! This is a very insightful ep and also gave drops a sneaky bomb which will make all women cum better!!!! Brett and kelly are there usual mess lol Don't forget to join Worst First dates after Dark, and give us 5 stars on iTunes ya dogs lol @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @gabeshogan @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstd...
51 - Cock Blockers With Nick Carr
October 29, 2018 02:02 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBThis week we have comedian and Bachelor Nick Carr. Nick makes some rookie errors dating, gets Cock Blocked in Melbourne and tells us a horror date. Kelly annoys Brett by being drunk in the " Worst first dates after dark" Group and talks about easy cums. Brett Shares a story about seeing a quick Cummer and is back in the minefield of tinder!! @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @comedian_nick_carr @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates [email protected]
50 - Cash For Cock With Caili Christian
October 22, 2018 11:51 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBGuys!!!!! massive EP. This week we have the amazing Caili Christian who has agreed to see the male escort!!! We talk about living on remote islands and the things you get up to, Brett is still off the dating scene and kelly is just kelly!!! strap in this Ep is huge! @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @cailichristian @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates [email protected] Thank you for listening!
49 - Dating Ya Roommate With Peter Jones
October 15, 2018 13:06 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBThis week we have the very funny peter Joins Joining the very Sic and Nailsly Brett Blake and queen of losing weight Kelly Fastuca! We give Pete crap about only being on three dates in his life, turns out where the idiots as he is in love and in a happy relationship!!! Brett Speaks about his obsession with Canadian women and Kelly house get broken Into when she is Home alone!!!!!! Hit us up on the socials and don't forget to like our page @worstfirstdatesPodcast on Facebook and also Join o...
48 - Dirty Apes With Matt Stewart
October 08, 2018 01:48 - 1 hour - 69 MBThis week Kelly takes Brett on a surprise date which we hates, We also have the Dry Ginger Male Matt Stewart joining us from the Podcast "Do Go On!" and " Primates". We chat about a horrible date kelly went on, Bretts got a thing for Canadian red heads and we find out matt is the too relaxed which pisses off his partner lol @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @mattstewartcomedy @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates [email protected] Thank you for listening!
48 - Dirty Apes With Matt Stewart
October 08, 2018 01:48 - 1 hour - 69 MBThis week Kelly takes Brett on a surprise date which we hates, We also have the Dry Ginger Male Matt Stewart joining us from the Podcast "Do Go On!" and " Primates". We chat about a horrible date kelly went on, Bretts got a thing for Canadian red heads and we find out matt is the too relaxed which pisses off his partner lol @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @mattstewartcomedy @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates [email protected] Thank you for listening!
47 - Tuck In With Ben Russell
October 01, 2018 03:57 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThis week we have the very talented comedian/ Improviser Ben Russell, we chat about experimenting with men and just going with it!!! Also possibly one of the Most romantic love stories we have had on the podcast to date!!!!
46 - Luke McGregor Has A Crack
September 24, 2018 05:39 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBThis week we have the very funny Luke McGregor who shares all his love tales. Kelly is on the dating circuit and Brett gives up on online dating and starts seeing a sex theropist !!! strap in!!!! this is a great Ep!!!!
46 - Luke McGregor Has A Crack
September 24, 2018 05:39 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBThis week we have the very funny Luke McGregor who shares all his love tales. Kelly is on the dating circuit and Brett gives up on online dating and starts seeing a sex theropist !!! strap in!!!! this is a great Ep!!!!
45: Hitting Above Your Average With Karl Chandler
September 17, 2018 01:17 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBThis week we get roasted By karl chandler ( The little Dum dum club). We discover karl invented the first tinder!!! we talk weddings, shit speeches and Holiday sex!!!!!
45: Hitting Above Your Average With Karl Chandler
September 17, 2018 01:17 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBThis week we get roasted By karl chandler ( The little Dum dum club). We discover karl invented the first tinder!!! we talk weddings, shit speeches and Holiday sex!!!!!
44. Polyamorous With Laurence Hewson
September 10, 2018 05:43 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBThis week we dive into the interesting/ stressful world of Polyamory with friend of the show Laurence Hewson. Brett is freaked out about dealing with one person in relationship let alone two!!! and kelly get a very interesting offer at the end of the Ep which might lead to one of her fantasies being ticked off!!!!!
44. Polyamorous With Laurence Hewson
September 10, 2018 05:43 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBThis week we dive into the interesting/ stressful world of Polyamory with friend of the show Laurence Hewson. Brett is freaked out about dealing with one person in relationship let alone two!!! and kelly get a very interesting offer at the end of the Ep which might lead to one of her fantasies being ticked off!!!!!
Episode 43: Sex Therapist With Janine Wilder
September 03, 2018 03:08 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBThis week we speak to the Amazing sex Therapist Janine Wilder. She give us so really useful insight into dating and relationships, so much so Brett has scheduled another Appointment!!! Also we Find out once and for all who is the Oricial !!!!
Episode 42: Just US And A Deck Of Cards
August 28, 2018 00:47 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBThis week, it's just the two of us as Brett calls in from Perth and chats to Kelly after his Edinburgh run gets cut short. Although there are some recorded episodes in the bag, so much going on that we needed to record and get everyone up speed. There's some very sad news from Perth, the eagle has landed for Kelly and what is happening with the donations? Tune in to find out. This episode is dedicated to Nan, much love to the Blake family during this time xoxox Find Worst First...
Episode 41: Pull Out!!! Josh Earl
August 20, 2018 06:33 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBThis week we are joined my Nan's favourite spunk Josh Earl ( Spicks and Specks, Don't you know who I am? podcast). We talk out about cheating, phone sex, Brett's crazy date at the zoo and more importantly what it is like being happily married with kids on the other side of the Fence. Remember to call ya grand parents there the best xo
Episode 41: Pull Out!!! Josh Earl
August 20, 2018 06:33 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBThis week we are joined my Nan's favourite spunk Josh Earl ( Spicks and Specks, Don't you know who I am? podcast). We talk out about cheating, phone sex, Brett's crazy date at the zoo and more importantly what it is like being happily married with kids on the other side of the Fence. Remember to call ya grand parents there the best xo
Episode 40: Sex Worker With The Amazing Bella Green
August 13, 2018 08:59 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBThis week is the quietest week for Brett and Kelly as we let the amazing comedian/ sex worker Bella Green take the floor!!! sooooo many questions get answered and we are stoked she is on !!!!!
Episode 39: The Heart Break Kid!!! With Mike Goldstein
August 06, 2018 05:02 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBThis week Brett takes kelly on a shitty date where his cousins always go when in town!!!! Brett Finally closes the chapter on Amsterdam with a very honest and tough chat (he is sober so now has to deal with his feelings YUK). We have Comedian Mike Goldstein joining us with some great hung over stories, talking about racist granddads, getting Kicked out of strip clubs and Being Kucked by mates !!! its a ripper, get listening!!!!
Episode 39: The Heart Break Kid!!! With Mike Goldstein
August 06, 2018 05:02 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBThis week Brett takes kelly on a shitty date where his cousins always go when in town!!!! Brett Finally closes the chapter on Amsterdam with a very honest and tough chat (he is sober so now has to deal with his feelings YUK). We have Comedian Mike Goldstein joining us with some great hung over stories, talking about racist granddads, getting Kicked out of strip clubs and Being Kucked by mates !!! its a ripper, get listening!!!!
Ep 37: Last Drinks With Sami Shah
July 30, 2018 05:23 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBComedian and ABC radio host Sami Shah joins Kelly Fastuca and Brett Blake as Sami tells of truly the worst break up story, plus dating sober and we read some listener stories! Keep subscribing, tell your friends and keep us in the top by rating us 5 stars! Got a worst break up story or worst first date? message us! @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @Samishah @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates [email protected] Thank you for listening!
Ep 37: Last Drinks With Sami Shah
July 30, 2018 05:23 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBComedian and ABC radio host Sami Shah joins Kelly Fastuca and Brett Blake as Sami tells of truly the worst break up story, plus dating sober and we read some listener stories! Keep subscribing, tell your friends and keep us in the top by rating us 5 stars! Got a worst break up story or worst first date? message us! @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @Samishah @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates [email protected] Thank you for listening!
Ep 36: Kelly Switches Sides!!! With Sonia Diorio
July 23, 2018 04:13 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBThis week we have the amazing Sonia Diorio jointing us!!! she schools brett about the difference between a keep cup and a moon cup, while also sharing a tale of a dude trying to bang her in the toilet !!!!. Kelly is over me and is going to become a scissor sister. Brett is 7 days sober !!!! Huuuuge!! Hey guys, Brett blake here if you have any mate in Edinburgh or who are at the fringe please recommend my show would be sic to have some sweet numbers http://www.freefestival.co.uk/show.asp?...
Episode 35: Saving Lives Stoned With Zac Dyer
July 16, 2018 03:35 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBThis week we have the King of Townsville Zac Dyer joining us. We talk about Zacs first wank ever as well as the time he had to save a life while stoned!!! kelly goes on a date in an attempt to break her drought and Brett nearly has to go to hospital because of his Alcohol addiction!!!! Also Brett finally get a chance to explain why he got a date to flyer for his comedy festival show after being roasted on the little dum dum club!!! Make sure you hit us up on the socials with any dating ...
Episode 34: Kelly Needs A Root ASAP
July 09, 2018 02:08 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MBThis week is a One on one with two of your favourites, Brett takes kelly on a shit date while in the car and then drops her off on a date at the end which she said she would 100% root the guy if he is half decent !!!!! kelly's mate set her up on this date ( which is hopefully better than the meth head she dated during the week) but brett hangs around and stalks them on the date... see the footage online!!! we also talk about the best Titties brett has ever seen, virtual reality sex and wh...
Episode 33: Root Rat With Aidan Taco Jones
July 02, 2018 06:08 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBThis week we have the awesome Aidan taco Jones us chatting about the first time he was a Cucked and never knowing his dad!! Also Brett gets Tasered and stack it on his motorbike and kelly goes on her first date after the drive by break up !!!
Episode 32: Scissor The New Grinder With Kirsty Webeck
June 25, 2018 17:42 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBThis week we have the Amazingly Funny Kirsty webeck, Not only is she a great stand up but she is also a very active LGBTIQ equal rights activist!! Brett returns from a massive dry spell after doing the 2018 international podcast festival for the little dum dum club, kelly gets back on the horse with her first date which goes horribly wrong and lasts 20 minutes!!!! We also talk about the down side to hitting on a work place mate!!! Hit us up on the socials with your bad date/ break up s...
Episode 31: Apology From Drive By Break Up, With Nat Harris
June 18, 2018 10:07 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBFinally!!!! a response from one of the worst break ups ever!!! Brett doesn't believe his BULLSHIT!!!! Kelly goes Back to flicking the bean, brett reveals a crook story about a dog sneaking away with something lol.... Also we have the super funny nat harris joining us, which is great until brett roasts her shit date!!!
Episode 31: Apology From Drive By Break Up, With Nat Harris
June 18, 2018 10:07 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBFinally!!!! a response from one of the worst break ups ever!!! Brett doesn't believe his BULLSHIT!!!! Kelly goes Back to flicking the bean, brett reveals a crook story about a dog sneaking away with something lol.... Also we have the super funny nat harris joining us, which is great until brett roasts her shit date!!!
Episode 30: "Die You Dog" With Jacqueline Mifsud
June 11, 2018 17:36 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MBThis week kelly receives an apology letter from the drive by break up guy. We have the awesome Jacqueline Mifsud joining us revealing one of the worst dating eps which results in a death!!!! we talk about why women aren't funny and when men should never make decisions lol. strap in, this episode is a ripper!!!!
Episode 29: Tinder Take Over
June 04, 2018 14:30 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MBThis week Brett and kelly take over each others dating lives!!!! they also talk about kelly's worst bomb on stage and brett releases how many dick bags there out out there if your a single woman!!!! Makes sure you hit us up on the socials with all your bad dating stories!!!! don't forget to give us 5 stars on iTunes and tell ya mates !!!!
Episode 28: Nerd D Rhi Down
May 28, 2018 04:35 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBThis week we have the awesome Rhi Down. Rhi recaps the night Brett passed out from too many drugs, talks about her high school sweet heart and talks us though some very suicidal moments when she was young. Rhi is legend and she really opens up this ep, and we love it xo @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @rhidowns @worst1stdates worstfirstdatespodcast!gmail.com Spread the word!! Subscribe on ITUNES!!
Episode 27: Old Salty Nuts With Oliver Clarke
May 21, 2018 05:27 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBThis week we have the sexiest voice in comedy Oliver Clarke... he talks about long term relations ships and his old man who loves a bit of crumpet!!!! also kelly is on the horn !!!!
Episode 26: Thin Ice With Danielle Walker
May 14, 2018 16:00 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBAfter the bombshell of last week, Kelly and Brett are back, chatting with Townsville native Danielle Walker about Nannies, Gob videos and crappy dating. Kelly is feeling better but Bretty is worse for wear. Massive tech issues on this episode, so sorry everyone, but thanks for listening we will do better next time! Message on facebook with your bad dates or stories you want us to read out. @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @daniellewalkercomedy worstfirstdatespodcast@gmail....
Episode 25: Drive By Break Up
May 07, 2018 13:52 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBWell its finally happened!!!!!! Just when kelly was finally happy she gets dumped in potentially one of the most brutal ways!!!!! keep those engines running and charge into this ep. Thanks for the good times xo Hit us up with Bad dating stories on Facebook!!!
Episode 25: Drive By Break Up
May 07, 2018 13:52 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBWell its finally happened!!!!!! Just when kelly was finally happy she gets dumped in potentially one of the most brutal ways!!!!! keep those engines running and charge into this ep. Thanks for the good times xo Hit us up with Bad dating stories on Facebook!!!