Dating Badly
181 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsJoin Comedian Kelly Fastuca as she chats to guest about dating badly, where all the stories date badly.
A little bit about the host:
Kelly Fastuca is an Australian-born comedian who was based in New York City from 2010 to 2016 and has played rooms there such as The Comedy Cellars Fat Black Pussy Cat, The Stand, Stand up New York and Carolines.
She gigs regularly around Melbourne and has guested on shows that include Frocking Hilarious and as a cast member of Geraldine Hickey’s That’s My Show for the 2018 Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and is the host of the successful podcast 'Worst First Dates.'
She has worked on TV shows such as Rosehaven (ABC), The Logies (Channel 9) and Out of the Question (Channel 7) and guested on podcasts including 'Don’t You Know Who I am?', 'I Love Green Guide Letters' and 'Keith and the Girl'.
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Episodes
Married and Fabulous with Marcel Blanch-de wilt
January 06, 2020 13:02 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBComedian Marcel Blanch-de wilt joins Kelly and Brett and chats about being married BUT it wasn't an easy road. Drama school, Adelaide and waking up covered in ants. We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you! https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going! PERTH!!! Come see out shows! Brett - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/brett-blake-go-hard-or-go-home-fw2020 Ke...
He was a fly boy with Damian Callinan
December 30, 2019 13:01 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBComedian Damian Callinan joins us for one of the best episodes yet. A beautiful story about a 60 year marriage and multiple things that will pluck at your heart strings. A must listen. We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you! https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going! PERTH!!! Come see out shows! Brett - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/brett-blake-go-hard-...
Dating a headshot YEAH or NAH with Emily Tehany
December 23, 2019 13:03 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBActress and Comedian Emily Tehany joins us about how to date in and out of your field, how to be positive and how to play it cool. She also owns a Acubra and is a coolass chick! Merry Xmas! We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you! https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going! PERTH!!! Come see out shows! Brett - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/brett-blake-go-...
KFC for dinner with Luke Kidgell
December 16, 2019 13:03 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBComedian Luke Kidgell joins Kelly and Brett as he brags about only being 23! He takes his now girlfriend to Elizabeth St in Melbourne KFC and she stayed with me, what a keeper! It's a fun one, take a listen. We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you! https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going! PERTH!!! Come see out shows! Brett - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_...
Legally the worst with Andrew Portelli
December 09, 2019 13:03 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBBrett is late and Kelly gives him an ear full, but luckly they are joined byt comic and lawyer Andrew Portelli to sort things out. They talk about things the worst like worst dates, worst gigs and the pisses in the street. ENJOY! We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you! https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going! PERTH!!! Come see out shows! Brett - https://fri...
108 - Jimmys farts with Lewis Garnham
December 02, 2019 13:23 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBJimmy joins the studio and lets go with some big ones plus its the super funny lewis garnham joining Brett and Kelly talking about dying on stage and dying of air. Really funny episode. We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you! https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going! PERTH!!! Come see out shows! Brett - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/brett-blake-go-hard-...
Ep 107 - Welcome to Australia with Brad Austin
November 25, 2019 13:18 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBThis week kelly and Brett are joined by New York comedian Brad Austin! He married and Australian and had a baby now is stuck here. They talk old times and death, super fun episode. We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you! https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going! PERTH!!! Come see out shows! Brett - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/brett-blake-go-hard-or-g...
106 - Live in Perth with Andrew Wolfe, Sian Choyce and Tor Snyder
November 18, 2019 14:51 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBGreat ep we chat about dating while living in ya parents house, sex in odd places, having kids, dating short people and of course worst first dates !!!
105 - Live In Brisbane with Mel Buttle, Kat Davidson and Nick Carr
November 11, 2019 14:59 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBLive is Brissy chatting about worst dates, new break ups and shit blokes
104 - sexy accents with Becky Lucas and Cameron james
November 05, 2019 00:08 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MBThis week we have the dream team Becky Lucas and cameron James joining us!! we chat about accents that make us horny doing too many drugs and new relationships!!!
103 - SYDNEY LIVE with Cam Knight, Bec Charlwood and Gerard McGowan
October 28, 2019 13:11 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBWild show with some absolute crushers. We chat about falling asleep while getting head, Dudes who go on the same date every time, passing on at the cemetery and sex after sky diving !!!
102 - Fast with Ben Kochan
October 21, 2019 14:17 - 59 minutes - 54 MBThis week we have the fastest man in comedy Ben Kochan!! we chat about his old man doing stand up comedy and killing, his odd first date and not being able to close!! Also kelly has a date update
101- LIVE with Nick cody, Nath Valvo, Ben russell
October 14, 2019 14:51 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBRipper live ep where we talk about dog acts. We also had drunk pop Ins from Celia Pacquola and Anne Eddmonds !!! its a ripper ep but we had to delete some of the stuff lol
Ep 100 - Shaming with Eve Ellenbogen
October 07, 2019 14:13 - 56 minutes - 51.8 MBThis week we have the amazing Eve Ellenbogen and it turns out she has the same dating pool as kelly lol. Kelly goes on a date and we get a debrief also we chat about skimping on paying on a date !!!
99 - Lego Master with Jimmy and Maddy
September 30, 2019 15:05 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBWe chat to lego masters Jimmy and Maddy about married life! we also get into the best ways to argue, kissing a Hemsworth, what you can do with ice blocks and weirdos who hate movies!!!
98 - Pissing on the street with Bev Killick
September 23, 2019 13:58 - 58 minutes - 53.1 MBThis week we speak to amazing comedian/ actor Bev Killick. She is one of our favourite humans and share a lot about her life. We also chat about Bretts new girlfriend and get in deep!!
97 - FUCK OFFICEWORKS with Nick Quon
September 16, 2019 14:11 - 1 hour - 67 MBThis week we shit on office works.. and chat to great comedian Nick Quon. Nick is a great mate who works in child care and attempts to educate us both on children!! good luck!!
96 - Busy Homosexual with DEAN ARCURi
September 09, 2019 15:18 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBWe speak to the multitalented Person Dean Arcuri who is a self described Busy homosexual!!! we chat about getting it on when your young, paying for sex workers, drunk women and Brett is still in a relationship !!! WTF
95 - The best Dad with Danny McGinlay
September 02, 2019 13:43 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBWe have the very funny and great dad Danny McGinlay joining us this ep... we go in deep about being a dad and also have his daughter on which makes brett wanna have kids !!! kelly also decides to give up her frozen eggs!! joking
94 - My Uncle the strippperr with Claire hooper
August 26, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBThis week we chat to the amazing comedian/ Mother Clair hooper. We chat about our uncles, shitting on dates, pharmaceuticals, Brett's busted neck, Travelling with kids, Kiwis are the best and stay at home dads!!! strap in baby
93 - Step up with Claire Sullivan
August 19, 2019 15:38 - 51 minutes - 47 MBThis week we speak to Claire Sullivan who is a comedian, writer and works for Durex. We chat about me stepping up and defending women in bars!! fucking in front of friends, Safe Sex, sexual urban myths and everything in-between!!
92 - Marriage SMARRIAGE with Brenna Courtney Glazebrook
August 12, 2019 13:29 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBWe have model and comedian Brenna Courtney Glazebrook talking about being married and now not being married, some very wise words and what to look out for if maybe it's not working. Kelly is still on a drought and/or retired from dudes and brett is drunk on whiskey and getting some, the bastard. TICKETS TO THE LIVE SHOWS! GO TO www.worstfirstdatespodcast.com for links to your capital city Come see Kelly and Brett at Melbourne Fringe! Kelly Fastuca in Good Egg Brett Blake in bogan geniu...
91 - The sexiest episode ever with Ivan Aristeguieta
August 05, 2019 22:02 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBVenezuelan comedian Ivan Aristeguieta joins kelly and Brett for the sexiest episode ever. They talk about crazy sex stories and Kelly is on a drought. It's uncomfortable. Ivan brought food in. ding ding TICKETS are now available for our Australian tour, Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney, Perth! Go out www.worstfirstdatespodcast.com or search trybooking.com, we would love to see you! Will be selling merch there too! Patreon is out there also, only 5 bucks a month for unlimited content, we love yo...
90 - Loving yourself with Dilruk Jayasinha
July 29, 2019 14:07 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBThis week we have the king of Weightloss, comedy and Logie winner Dilruk jayasinha. We chat about getting ya head right for dating, being a good blok, not getting to attached, wieght loss and marathon running! Its a great ep strap in!! TICKETS are now available for our Australian tour, Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney, Perth! Go out www.worstfirstdatespodcast.com or search trybooking.com, we would love to see you! Will be selling merch there too! Patreon is out there also, only 5 bucks a month ...
89- Old mate whiskey with Nina Oyama
July 22, 2019 21:36 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBComedian and actress Nina Oyama joins where Bretty talks about literally having the worst first date, we blame whiskey! Kelly talks about porn AGAIN and Nina has an older boyfriend and surprise seems like the more stable of us all! Trigger Warning: Some topics on this episode may upset listeners TICKETS are now available for our Australian tour, Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney, Perth! Go out www.worstfirstdatespodcast.com or search trybooking.com, we would love to see you! Will be selling mer...
88 - Hot tub sex with David Quirk
July 15, 2019 15:23 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBThis week we have Melbourne's best skate boarder/ comedian David quirk. We chat about Brett becoming a hunter and how that impacts Dave's vegan life style, Banging blokes in hot tubs, Dave's love life and Brett Makes a discovers that changes his mates life fore ever...
Have a crack sweet heart with Suren Jayemanne
July 08, 2019 15:04 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBBretts back with a new magic trick up his sleeve.... we chat the amazing comedian Suren jayemanne who is allergic to nutz (not those ones lol), going to hospital on dates, getting in a fight on a date, kellys egg harvest and how she created Aunty Donna
86 - Beer chugging magic with Dom chambers
July 01, 2019 16:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBThis week the amazing magician Dom chambers who try's to convince Brett that magic isn't shit! He does one trick which we couldn't record but its Patreon , we watch his beer chugging live and Dom sets Brett and impossible task!!!
85 - Drunk Mums with Kate McLennan
June 24, 2019 16:58 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBOne of our Best eps with the amazingly talented Kate McLennan. we chat about stalking that pays off, giving up booze, juggling mum life and work life, morning sickness and brett gets his mullet reviewed !!!
84 - Stay at home Dad with Cal wilson
June 16, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBThis week we have New Zealand's finest who we have claimed as our own Cal Wilson! We have a ripper chat about how shit actors are, bolding men, cats, kellys bad driving and organised boys!!! and as per usual and awful date :)
83 - What happens in Scouts stays in Scouts with Dave O'Neil
June 10, 2019 14:15 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBThis week we have the king of spicks and specks and all things music and comedy Dave O'Neil. We chat about Brett getting banned from scouts.. why Paul kelly is boring and when dave and kelly went to the same concert even though he was 40 and she was 15!!!
82 - Cum as you are with Fiona O'Loughlin
June 03, 2019 12:41 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBLegend comedian Fiona O'Loughlin chats to Kelly and Brett about Comedy, marriage, dating plus the kids are going to try and get her on a dating website. Small warning, some of the chats gets a bit dark, you have been be warned. Thank you for listening, download from itunes and give us a 5 star review xoxo Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcast Join out after dark group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Worstfirstdatesafterdark/ Website: www.worstfirstdatespodcast....
81- Do MEN Suck with Judith Lucy
May 27, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBThis week we have one of the best in the Game Judith Lucy !!! So stoked she could find time to chat to use about some of her worst dating stories!!!! cheating husbands, shit blokes, prescription meds.... this ep has it all!
Episode 80 -Transistor Sister with Chloe Black
May 20, 2019 16:00 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBThis week we have great mate and comedian chloe black joining us!! We talk about all things Trans including Dead names, the process of transitioning, drugs, coming out to family and everything in between!! strap in its one of my favourite eps!!!
79 - Hanging for a Bang with Carl Donnelly
May 13, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis week we have the hilarious Carl Donnelly joining us with a ripper story that even shocked Brett and Kelly. We talk towns with 20 women to 1 man, dead names, doomsday prepping and we learn a new slang term "Vickering"!!! strap in
78 - Live with Guy Montgomery, Ben Russell, Dane Simpson and Nina Oyama
May 06, 2019 14:24 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBThe last of the live shows from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with special guests Guy Montgomery, Ben Russell, Dane Simpson and Nina Oyama. Kelly is back on the field and Bretty roasts her a beauty. Listen, subscribe and join us on patreon!! www.worstfirstdatespodcast.com
77 Live with Kirsty Webeck, Sam taunton and Ben lomas
April 29, 2019 22:30 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBAnother ripper episode with some great friends. We take good cums, aqua turds and we have ben on again so of course we talk about wanks.
76 - Live With Harley Breen, Adam Rozenbachs and Bev Killick
April 22, 2019 16:02 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBour second live Ep from Melbourne comedy festival. Brett get he game review live on the pod which is awful but on the plus side get some sweet pashes from the guests!!! this ep is a banger strap inn!!!
75 - Live with Celia Pacquola, Bella Green and Adam Knox
April 15, 2019 16:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBThis is the first of our live shows for Melbourne comedy festival and its a banger. Brett 69's some one on stage, Bella has an odd sex request from a client and Celia trys to hold it together!!!!
74 - Florida man with Patrick Melton
April 08, 2019 15:25 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBa man suck off a dog!!! nice lol. this week we have comedian podcaster and show runner of Bumble me Tinders joining us patrick melton. Kelly reveals her inner nerd. Brett has a wild wank and we get in deep with patrick and his show about dating!
73 - Stalker in your house with Nurse Georgie Carroll
April 01, 2019 14:08 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBwhat would you do if a stalker waled into your house and sat at the end of your bed? We have the amazing comedian and mother of two Nurse Georgie Carroll. We chat about fun with vegetables and kelly has a fantasy about brett lol
72 - Bisexual with Kyran Wheatley
March 25, 2019 15:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBThis week we the very talented Kyan Wheatley joining us. We chat about awful bucks parties we have attended, harvesting Kellys eggs and of course Kyran's sex life!
71 - IVF SUCKS with Nick Colla
March 18, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBIVF is sh*t. what a nightmare!! we chat to Actor/ everything about shit dates and the unforeseen drama of IVF!!! this has to be one of the most intense chats so much so Brett shuts his smart arse mouth!!!! amazing ep !!!!
70 - Egg Harvest with Liz Miele
March 11, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBThis week we have the hilarious comedian Liz Miele joining us all the way from New York!! We chat about getting kelly's eggs harvested, how cat cafes shit Brett, Koala patting is the best, working women on the road and how 22 year old women are amazing !!!
69 - Dating a mates sister with Luka Muller
March 04, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBThis week we have Luka Muller with us and we chat about dating a mates sister, orgasms on the toilet, breaking up on a holiday and hopw fairy floss is now a dating website.... oh and kelly has a bad date lol @brettyblake @kellyfastuca @lukacmuller
68 - BANNED from Tinder with Alita Brydon
February 25, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBThis week we have online dating superstar Ali, known in the media as the ‘The Ultimate Tinder Addict’ or the egg who got BANNED from Tinder or face of the Shattered by Five Simple Words meme. Its a ripper episode... finally some one who can keep up with kelly. We also chat about smug married people, 2nd hand men, 10's on tinder, dating deal breakers and of course Ali's worst dating story!!!! @brettyblake @kellyfastuca @worstfirstdatespodcast @baddatesofmelbourne
67 - Dates on Drugs with Sam Petersen
February 18, 2019 15:01 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBIts Brett's Bday show and we have all around good guy Sam Petersen joining us!!! We chat about crazy gifts from fans which Brett steals, apparently Brett's a jerk, kelly gives Brett a dressing down and How Brett Ruined someone else's birthday according to kelly!!!! its the Bretts shit show .... also sam has a horrific date !!! xo
66 -Male Gigolo Josheph Green
February 11, 2019 14:55 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBFinally one of my favourite stories comes to this poddy.... my mate joey has nearly been tricked into being a male Gigolo !!! also brett smashes a 5k run xoxoxoxo
65 - Caught in the Act with Blake Freeman
February 04, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBThis week we have party boy/ baby Boy Blake freeman Joining us. We chat about the awful thing he saw when he walked in on his girlfriend, kelly is horny and is a make out storm at the moment and we chat about which country has the best vagina!!!!
64 Head every day with carla Willis
January 28, 2019 15:00 - 1 hour - 61 MBThis week we have comedian Carla willis who attempts to take on the worst dating story with her own horrible experience!!! Bretts dream girl Dee from neighbours is now single and we have a look at the new dating app Hinge @Brettybalke @kellyfastuca @cartwillscomedy @worstfirstdatespodcast