New Pie Cutter

Welcome to the Season 8 Premiere, "New Pie Cutter"

In this episode, "New Pie Cutter" which is a kind of smorgasbord episode, we celebrate the new year, the new season, the new theme song. People get ready, the new episode is here and ready for liftoff.

Shout outs

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Shout out to the sandman

Contact me on the contact form to get a shout out

Maybe the best shout out you'll ever have, or that anyone'll ever have

New Pie Cutter

To avoid a repeat of this year's thanksgiving gorefest, I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay, with a stainless steel blade and a silver handle -

it's here and it's beautiful and sturdy

Dinner a la GoGo

GoGo has limitations as a dating service

an awkward seating arrangement

at least they got a name change

TV burial

bought a big new tv bc mine crapped out after 15 years

What's causing it

Dad butt dialed me again and he was like well. what happens is,I keep my phone in my back pocket, i think i butt dialed you

Maxims

I will try to eat cheese no matter how old it is just to see

A pint is a pound the world around

Correct Technique

correct and incorrect swallowing techniques

Swallow while staring at your sternum

I learned it from Koko

Wheelchair Fake News

With my son

parts on my wheelchair broke in airline baggage

"jazzy passport is discontinued"

and other lies the wheelchair salesman told me

Notes

making memes

yogurt marinade

Mix 1 cup yogurt, 2 tsp Hoppin Hot Sauce, and 1.5 tsp salt

Pour over 8 boneless chicken thighs and rest for at least four and up to twentyfour hours

Grill and eat over rice with some white sauce and extra hot sauce to taste

AI Guy

I posted a picture of myself that was made by AI and I put it as my story and a lot of people haven't heard from in a long time contacted me and maybe didn't realize the picture was not of me but it was a hallucination by AI

Admission

the triage nurse at the hospital asked me if i used to be a wrestler

Chapters

00:02:37 - shoutouts

00:03:02 - I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay

00:04:43 - GoGo has limitations as a dating service

00:07:55 - bought a tv bc mine crapped out after 15 yr

00:09:33 - Dad butt dialed me again and he was like well. what happens is,I keep my phone in my back pocket, i think i butt dialed you

00:10:01 - I will try to eat cheese no matter how old it is just to see

00:10:25 - A pint is a pound the world around

00:12:38 - Swallowing while staring at your sternum

00:15:53 - parts on my wheelchair broke in airline baggage

00:21:22 - jazzy passport is discontinued (and other lies the salesman told me)

00:21:58 - maxims

00:22:19 - Hoppin Hot Sauce Jingle

00:22:28 - cooking yogurt chicken (with recipe)

00:23:27 - I posted a picture of myself that was made by AI

00:24:35 - i\'ve been bleeding all from my head

00:25:43 - the triage nurse at the hospital asked me if i used to be a wrestler

00:28:57 - pus head experience / pus head the artist