Welcome To My Show
66 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratingsAn improvised "comedy" variety show that focuses on embracing the terrible things in the world! From bad dates, freaky finds on Craigslist, and conspiracy theories, to phone calls home to mom, this show has everything you've never asked for and more!
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66 - Now n Later
October 15, 2019 21:07 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBLets get caught up on life's trials and tribulations as I continually embarrass myself and eat weird foods! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=…ilizedcrea-20 Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use th...
65 - The 90s
October 09, 2019 02:15 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MBThis week we venture into the Garbage Kitchen by placing a shameful pizza delivery order. Then we talk music and reminisce about the 90s and chat about my amazing love life DONT BE JEALOUS, JOHN. YEA LETS GET #THANKSGAVIN GOING BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL BE THANKING HIM FOR MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Ahem, where were we... Then we read some awful headlines and one news article slips thru even tho it’s horrible. I also tell a random story from my past to prove that I can still tell stories, s...
64 - Decisions
October 01, 2019 13:31 - 16 minutes - 14.9 MBThis week I try to figure things out by talking myself through them and solving nothing! Other things are discussed but honestly I recorded this a week ago and I find my voice to be utterly unlistenable so I will never know what happened. Enjoy! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilized...
63 - Amazing, Right?
September 17, 2019 01:24 - 22 minutes - 20.2 MBThis week I just didn’t write a description lol ok enjoy! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network! FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt Insta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/ SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civiliz...
62 - A Whole Egg
September 10, 2019 00:33 - 29 minutes - 27 MBGUYS MY LIFE IS DIFFERENT. I will use this new boyfriend for good and not evil. Listen to me talk about my life for way too long, all while suffering through subpar audio as I drive to my parents' house in the rain and scream about how exciting everything is. Plus, hear about new reddit page I'm obsessed with and you can be too! OK GOTTA GO WATCH GARBAGE TV AND EAT VEGAN CHEESE WITH MY SUPER COOL MAN Please join me in listening to this week's Feature Creature: Cinemondo Podcast! go to https:...
61 - Bless You
August 27, 2019 03:31 - 40 minutes - 37 MBThis week we discuss the origin of the phrase "bless you" and why I'm not allowed to say it, dating woes, carnival disasters, drunk kids, being mistaken for a freshman, and my love of the podcast community. It also gets a little political at the end accidentally. Sorry bout it. CREATURE FEATURE: The Bear Cave Podcast with @JohnJamingo on Twitter Say hello to you new favorite podcaster Visit bearcavepodcast.com ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the ...
60 - The World Already Ended
August 20, 2019 04:44 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBWUDDUP PEEPS ITS ME Sorry 4 screaming, I'm super riled up and ready to fight this week for some reason, which made for some much needed ranting. Listen to me scream about my job, baby boomers, ice cream snitches (no, there is not supposed to be a comma between those two things), family reunions, angry customers, conspiracy theories, and as always, my own personal hell! Thanks for being here! CREATURE FEATURE: The Untrained Eye Podcast with your hosts Beth and DJ! One of my fave pod-duos, t...
59 - Your New Favorite Movie
August 13, 2019 02:44 - 39 minutes - 35.8 MBWelcome to Episode 59! This. Episode. Has. EVERYTHING Violence! Crimes against people of all ages! Gypsies! Child endangerment! Goats! Creepy old forest grandfathers! Literal yodeling! Teething adults! MORE! Join me this week as I give you a twist-by-insane-twist synopsis of your new favorite movie, the 1937 classic, Heidi. It's a different kind of movie review. You're gonna love it as much as I hate it! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civiliz...
58 - Serve Me at Your Wedding
August 06, 2019 03:06 - 26 minutes - 24 MBWelcome to Episode 58! Shoot me in the face and serve me up at your wedding, boys! Today we talk about Facebook scare-moms and their stupid scare tactics, helpful tips on drinking at Applebees and how to party at Walmart, my awful dating history (again, I know. But there's always more to unpack), weird happenings at the grocery store, and more! Listen to find out what fresh hell I'm working through this week! Plus embarrassing moments with mom. Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.aud...
57 - How I Saved the Planet by Recycling
July 30, 2019 02:44 - 1 hour - 82.1 MBWelcome to Episode 57 - How I Saved the Planet by Recycling *WINK* I didn't save sHiiiiTTtt including the audio file I was in the middle of when my laptop decided it needed to die peacefully in its sleep. AnYwaAYs here's what this episode is alllll about: Michele and special guest Justin Comer of iHearIC share a few laughs, handful of stories, and a plateful of bugs and other gross garbage that we consume in the Garbage Kitchen. I get in a one-sided screaming match with my noisy, inconsider...
56 - Incels and Aliens
July 23, 2019 04:12 - 37 minutes - 34.1 MBHey guys, Michele here to apologize for my big fat potty mouth this episode. Count all the F bombs to win a prize of NOTHING. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. Today we discuss the Storm Area 51 event, the dangers of incels, the mistakes of making Twitter jokes, and more derailed thought-trains! HELP ME DIE AT AREA 51 BY GETTING A FREE AUDIO BOOK AND BUYING MY TRASH MERCH at bit.ly/welcometomyshop Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this tr...
55 - Lookin Like A Snack
July 16, 2019 05:15 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MBI HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON COME ON THIS JOURNEY OF THE LOST TRAIN OF THOUGHT WITH ME The moral of this weeks show is that sometimes good things happen to sh*tty people :) Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will n...
54 - I Love That B*tch
July 09, 2019 02:33 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MBIf you couldn't tell from the title, this episode is obviously dedicated to my grandmother. This week we discuss tasty ocean life, risky dating choices, being bullied as a child, grandmas and their not-so-secret evil sides, and a fun new alternate holiday you can celebrate in July with all the people you feel bad for! JOIN ME Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero Cullah Music! ...
53 - FIREWORKS, OWCH
July 02, 2019 03:49 - 37 minutes - 34.3 MBFIREWORKS, OWCH or nah? Happy birthday America! Let’s blow off our responsibilities and our hands! This week we talk about my personal hell living with my cat and we do a patriotic duet that will make you want to be dead. Also since it’s the 4th of July I need to complain about strict fireworks laws and share stories submitted on social media, warning of the dangers of playing with fire. ALSO hear a story about how I was PHYSICALLY ATTACKED by a CHURCH CONGREGATION and my theory that I d...
52 - Throwing Bricks into a Highway
June 25, 2019 02:55 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MBIn this episode of Welcome to my Show, we go over the dark backstory of why the show exists. Also, and more interestingly, we discuss cat induced trauma, tips and tricks on how to get arrested and make it the most memorable Disney vacation, a mini Garbage Kitchen (so small you might miss it!), and dumb laws in my home state, and maybe yours too! Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg Sest...
51 - Electrocute Me Daddy
June 18, 2019 04:03 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MBWelcome to Episode 51: Electrocute Me Daddy (not Father's Day related, wow awkward timing) Today we discuss really bad things and really good things! Bohemian Rhapsody, Octomom, Pride Fest, friend breakups, Nathan For You, Ghosts and Ghouls, Mexican snacks in the Garbage Kitchen, ball torture, and more! Listen to find out which of these goes in the bad category and which is hella good! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Who loves you? I loves you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ NEW! Visit http://bit.l...
50 - It's From the Asparagus
June 11, 2019 03:28 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBEpisode 50: It’s From the Asparagus We’re changing it up a bit for our 50th episode and beyond! New music, new segments, same old Trash Michele! Today we talk about the juiciest details of my recent string of bad dates, produce aisle inspired hairstyles, date night dealbreakers, withholding dogs, super secret Navy operations, beloved sea creatures, and more! Mega thanks to my Patreon subscribers! New video coming soon Shout outs!! Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/ The Untrained E...
49 - Ice in my Veins
June 04, 2019 04:31 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MBWelcome to Episode 49: Ice in my Veins What’s it called when you embarrass yourself by means of another person? Well, I don’t know, but I have an opinion. This week I break down my emotional journey through the great musical Rocketman and express my love for notorious good sweet boy, Elton John. I also dig into saddness that comes with being best friends with a dog, but I never cried. Ever. I have a stone cold heart and ice in my veins. Then I have a story about my parents that I probabl...
48 - Fascinating
May 28, 2019 03:19 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MBWelcome to Episode 48 - Fascinating! This week I get a little crazy and make an impromptu phone call to my psychotic stalker/scam artist from Nigeria and call him out on his threats of sexual violence towards me. FUN! Also in the topics of discussion: Ted Bundy, crazy gameshow contestants, the sex life of conjoined twins, and cosplay. *Drinking game for this episode: Drink every time I say "fascinating" or mention that I don't have any money! Thanks for being here, love you lots. NEW! ...
47 - Urban Legends
May 21, 2019 04:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBThis week we go exploring and learn about urban legends throughout North America including murderous rabbits, smelly yetis, axe murderers, and more! We also get a grand update on the whereabouts of my Nigerian stalker/antagonist/friend. Then I try to make friends on Facebook and it doesn't go so well so I get mad and abruptly end the episode out of anger. WELCOME! NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will...
46 - Starbucks Bullsh*t
May 14, 2019 03:25 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBIn Episode 46 we find the answers to life's toughest questions. Can vampires become sexually aroused? Does Tony Hawk exist? Will middle aged moms camp out for Starbucks' newest gimmick? Does cheese give you nightmares? Will Michele become the next pop sensation and get a stylish hat glued to her head? The answers MAY SURPRISE YOU. Listen to find out the answers to these questions AND MORE. NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ...
45 - Diet Cherry Vanilla Smile Lite Zero
May 08, 2019 01:10 - 32 minutes - 30 MBIt’s Mental F*ckery Awareness Month and this week is all about me telling you to smile more, but in the least degrading way possible! Ok that’s not what it’s all about. I also tell you about a crazy Nigerian scammer who’s writing a book about ME, the billionaire of knowledge! I take you on a journey through my self-experimentation on my own failing mind and body, we have a few laughs, share a few mushrooms, and read a great conversation I had with a self-published “author” who credits me with...
44 - Emptying the Junk Drawer
April 30, 2019 02:46 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MBWelcome to Episode 44! This week is the perfect mix of negativity and positivity. We discuss phone calls from Mickey Mouse, popcorn snafus, good music, weird stuff I found in my junk drawer, my stupid cat, using water unsparingly, the woes of French fries, the magic of mushrooms and maple syrup, and what it takes to be a beautiful, powerful, independent womxn (not a typo). Thank you for being here! NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this ...
43 - The Happiest Place on Earth
April 24, 2019 01:17 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBThis week we discuss those dang dead pigs, crazy Russian experiments from the 40s, the most amazing and most deadly amusement park ever, and my plan for when time travel becomes a possibility. .:.Drinking game for this episode.:. drink every time I say “revitalize,” “frickin,” and “Vernon.” Also every time I reference “drunk children” and every time someone dies. Trust me, this will all make more sense while listening. Suggested talking points: Having a forgettable face My best friend ...
42 - Dating Purgatory
April 16, 2019 23:23 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MBEpisode 42: This week we talk Post Office arguments, being overwhelmed, bad dates, how to reciprocate a compliment, and escaping purgatory. PLUS join me as I eat a bunch of random things from a Korean grocery store. NEW: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeTo...
41 - It's 2019, Everyones Suffering
April 10, 2019 01:50 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MBThis week I spill too much information about my personal life thanks to tequila and energy drinks, soak up my sorrows in dollar store potato chips, and get emotionally and romantically inspired by the horrible people on Craigslist. What a wet and wild ride! Suggested talking points: A brief and abrupt Garbage Kitchen Pickle chips Drinking alone and being miserable Relationships and dating unsuccessfully Craigslist, murderers, public nudity, and indecent exposure SET AND ACCEPT YOUR VALUE ...
40 - Peter
April 03, 2019 01:25 - 46 minutes - 43 MBThis week I welcome Peter from Audible Farm Podcast to my show! I feed him mystery treats from the Garbage Kitchen and then ask if he has any allergies. We also go bobbing for Craigslist Missed Connections and discuss candy petitions, online dating, and Peter’s love of tomatoes. Hey friends, next time you see Peter, hand him a tomato. He likes them a lot. Suggested talking points Audible Farm Podcast STARRING Peter Stockdale Eating garbage Mystery potato chips Hot m&m’s and other treats C...
39 - Picking Up Chicks at the Post Office
March 27, 2019 01:26 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MBThis week, listen as Michele delivers subpar audio in her car while driving to visit her parents and collaborate with a fellow podcaster, Peter Stockdale from Audible Farm! I discuss heroes and how they let us down, learning how to moonwalk, winning embarrassing prizes, and a very quick trip into the garbage kitchen. Listen at your own risk! Sorry for the train wreck audio quality, my good friends! Suggested talking points Michael Jackson sexual predators Louis CK Bill Cosby guilty pleasure...
38 - No Means No
March 20, 2019 04:54 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MBWelcome to Episode 38: No Means No This is a very important episode for me. I had a chance to thank all the very amazing, extremely supportive people in my life who have helped me make some important and tough decisions to better myself and my surroundings. I also make time for a trash news story and a trip to the Garbage Kitchen for some fun fiesta treats! I also announce my new podcast network! (links below, friends!) Speaking of links and friends, please check out and subscribe and suppo...
37 - Happy Clam, One!
March 13, 2019 00:04 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MBWelcome to the first installment of the show-within-a-show called Happy Clam! The show all about positivity and the little things in life that bring us joy! This week I talk about finding joy in daylight savings, tiny things(and big, huge things), office gossip, getting kidnapped (but in a funny, kind of sitcommy way?), putting a positive spin on public embarrassment, and curiously mysterious flavors. Join me and let’s smile together! Suggested talking points: Daylight savings time Life hac...
36 - Underwear Bandit
March 06, 2019 02:52 - 28 minutes - 26.5 MBWelcome to another bad week on Welcome To My Show, the show! Titanic tangents, underwear blunders, and infiltrated work outings. All of this and so much more awfulness! Join me you filthy babies! Suggested talking points: Sleep deprivation Titanic Dinner with coworkers Embarrassing yourself to the top Stealing underwear Beauty and the Beast The Little Mermaid George of the Jungle Brendan Fraser and his long lost abs Bad App Reviews Phil Collins hates me My virtual boyfriend Streams are g...
35 - Lend a Helping Handjob
February 27, 2019 01:30 - 22 minutes - 20.2 MBThis week on my bad show, we discuss getting pulled over, a very bad way to spend your February, bad bathroom behavior, a quick re-visit of Fyre Fest with a listener submission, and a not-so-sexy crime documentary. Suggested Talking Points: New recording studio Getting pulled over Lady cops Fireworks and other explosives February holidays Spunky Old Broads Cougar Cruises Being a bad person again Valentines Being a responsible adult Toilet etiquette Abducted in Plain Sight Netflix Document...
34 - I don't like anything.
February 20, 2019 01:41 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MBEpisode 34: I don't like anything. This raw and uncut episode brought to you entirely by my laziness! This week I discuss therapy alternatives, Texperiences ('Texas experiences' for the uneducated listeners), my own personal haters, Valentine's Day, and the 90: Craigslist Version! Stick around for the VERY end for a fun mashup song from the Youtubes. Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMSca...
33 - Irresponsible Sandwich
February 12, 2019 00:23 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBThis week I ate sandwiches irresponsibly. Don't tell my mom or my seven year old self. You know what, don't tell my future self either. I'm hoping to forget this soon. Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcast Overcast: bit.ly/WTMSovercast Acast: bit.ly/WTMSacast Blubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrry Listen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotes G...
32 - Dollar Store Petting Zoo
February 06, 2019 03:47 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBWelcome to Episode 32: Dollar Store Petting Zoo! This week’s show is about, well, when have my titles ever steered you wrong? With the cold weather upon us, I decided to escape to more pleasant times of being surrounded by animals and horrible strangers who like to insert themselves in your personal conversations. PLUS a very special guest (surprise, it’s my mom!), and she helps me navigate our dark experiences at the zoo as well as the typical motherly banter. She’s always worried that I wil...
1,000,000 - I'm a Fraud
January 30, 2019 03:30 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MBTHIS IS A GOOD ONE I WOULD NEVER LIE. This week I tell a horrible story about a very bad lie I told. Also, I deep dive into the failed Fyre Festival, and tell a few other stories that I heard through the magic of eavesdropping. Come with me on this luxury island getaway. Kendall Jenner will be there. For real. Pod Links iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcher Castbox: bit.ly/WTMScastbox TuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStunein PocketCasts...
30 - Nobody Cares About Your Birthday
January 23, 2019 02:23 - 25 minutes - 23.1 MBWelcome to another show! This week is all about dangerous things such as opposite day, gender reveal parties, self-inflicted amputations, and so much more! Suggested talking points: The dangers of opposite day, a PSA It’s back! Craiglist Missed Connections – Rapidfire Filth What’s Snooki from Jersey Shore up to these days? Tattoos; bad ones, sick ones, mystery ones, mom ones Satan babies and Condom Cupids When I had leprosy, kind of, not really Hypocritical moms Patreon supporters now have ...
29 - Horror D'oeuvres
January 16, 2019 03:50 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBThis week I indulge in an old favorite pastime as I create Franken-snacks and beg for death to end the pain caused by these terrible concoctions. The less dramatic description: I draw ingredients from a hat and make icky mixtures of condiments and other food and stack them on a cracker and it’s bad. Suggested talking points: Memes – What color is the dress? What did Grover say? What did Rihanna sing?? High Food Munchies Time minus the drugs. Just say no, kids. (Adults, say hell yep.) Maple...
28 - Just Another Maniac Monday
January 09, 2019 03:14 - 23 minutes - 21.3 MBYuck. This episode is one nasty boi. From start to finish, from A to sloppy Z, it’s an ick-fest. This pod has everything: Blood, guts, a baby, dinosaurs, and Capri Sun. Suggested Talking Points: Horrible Stories Post Office Make-Out sessions with babies Human Capri Sun Taking PTO to do Murder Stuff Being a Bad Person Again Creepy Dreams My neighbor is maybe going to kill me or die Classic Boy Who Cried Wolf situations State Farm Being a GOOD person for once Facebook Live Streams Alcoholi...
27 - Happy Holidays or Whatever
December 31, 2018 23:07 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBThis week I apologize to a pizza business and tell horrible stories of past holidays. Enjoy! Suggested talking points: New Years Eve Resolutions Alcohol and dying Christmas Vacation hangovers RASPBERRY BUTTER LOAF Paranormal Activity The worst party Embracing awfulness Vehicular Theft 9/11 Remembrance Weekend at Bernie’s, but I’m Bernie Ditching dates Sausage Present for Podfather Ron (it’s a poop ad) Squatty Potty Asshole-ics Anonymous Happy Joe’s 2: Moral Redemptions Pizza talk Craigsl...
26 - Welcome to Denny
December 19, 2018 04:33 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MBThis week is a tornado of internet disasters and drama. Who's child will be stolen and sold into sex slavery this week on Welcome To My Show?! Listen to find out! Suggested talking points: This week on the internet Happy Joe’s Pizza delusion [SCAMMERS] Customer complaints 5 Dollar Pizza (the superior pizza dealer) Customer compliments Email hackers Garbage coupons Algorithm-based targeted-advertisements Crocs for Cats Kidnapping Targeted Individuals are so conceited Yahoo! News Headlines J...
25 - Pleasant Surprises
December 12, 2018 04:11 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MBEpisode 25: Pleasant Surprises In this, the first quarter-quell of Welcome To My Show, we throw away the rule book and go completely rogue. An old friend/child-murderer. The expunging of teeth from skulls. My newly discovered psychic abilities. Facebook phone call roulette. Eating deer hearts and worms. Babies’ first sexual comic books and beatings. And more! Who will make it out alive and who will succumb to the power of the Capitol? May the odds be ever in your favor. Suggested talking p...
24 - on FOX
December 05, 2018 02:07 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBPresently on Welcome To My Show, Special Agent Jack Bauer has Michele hack into the mainframe of her past to handle a few unanswered questions, we revisit two long lost and beloved segments; Garbage Kitchen and Michele's Reading Corner, and I go on a long rant about how everything continues to suck! Suggested talking points: -Jack Bauer; terrorists, sleeper cells, and love -More dental drama -Ballroom dancing lies -Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor -A game show that no one wins -Conspiracy: HR want...
23 - A Billion Little Hotdogs
November 28, 2018 03:20 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MBWill the spirit of Prince ever find the lost rabbits? What do you get when you crossbreed a dog with a flounder? Will Michele ever go a week without being touched by an old man? Will any of these questions even be answered in this episode? There’s only one way to find out… listen now! Suggested talking points -Oral trauma -Mediums and Psychic Readings - LIVE! -Runaway Rabbits -Prince Reincarnated -New ways to eat a billion hotdogs -Baby’s first yeet -Baby’s first storybook -Sinful pleasures...
22 - Baby's First ASMR Thanksgiving Special
November 21, 2018 03:28 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBThis week we play with some classics and also introduce a new segment that may go down in history as one of the best. Happy Thanksgiving, now give me all your thanks. Suggested talking points: -being thankful and dying -LEARN MY SIGNATURE COCKTAIL(s) -Jurassic ASMR -New segment alert🚨Baby’s Firsts include; surgery, meat, and sexual favors -Self-inflicted diseases to save on medical costs (AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL 🇺🇸) -Stress nosebleeds -How to avoid uncool wieners -Eating your pets for Tha...
21 - Run Away From Your Responsibilities
November 14, 2018 03:56 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBWelcome to my show, now say goodbye to everything you've ever known. I take you on an adventure and regale you with some of my own trials, tribulations, turmoil, and travels. Sit back, grab a big, huge bottle of wine, and go on this auditory road trip with me! Suggested talking points: - The police refuse to protect me; a personal conspiracy - Irresponsible spending - Road trips with friends, minus friends - Hog pits, spider havens, dolphin pods - NYC swallowed my car - Winespiration - BONUS...
20 - My Mom Tried To Poison Me [NOT CLICKBAIT]
November 07, 2018 03:58 - 48 minutes - 44 MBI never thought it would happen to me: reaching episode 20 and also my mom trying to poison me REAL AUDIO EVIDENCE Suggested Talking Points: - Blind taste tests - mommy dearest - Hell's Kitchen - yea I talk about Gordon Ramsay again, I can't stop - poisoning family members - Craigslist Missed Connections (submitted by my evil-pod-twin, Stephen of We Need To Talk. Follow the show on FB here: https://www.facebook.com/WeNeedToTalkShow ) - Vermont vs New Hampshire; Who nastier? - Another fake ...
19 - Real True Scary Stories
October 31, 2018 03:04 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBEpisode 19: Real True Scary Stories This week, my very special guest friend and I share some fun, spooky, and at times, overwhelming scary stories from our lives. Suggested talking points: -9/11 2: Another One -Bigfoot hunting -Alternative names for football -Last minute costume ideas -Ghost hunting -Cult rituals and human sacrifices -High-speed demonic car chases -Church camp -Death horse -Broken bones and Blood -Halloween obviously -Cemetery buddies -Listener submissions -Rollercoaster...
18 - Ass
October 24, 2018 00:50 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MBThis episode has everything you're looking for; crazy children, Gordon Ramsay again, ghosts, booty, ghost booty, celebrities, and the regularly expected nihilism. Suggested talking points: -Impedecast -new episode out! https://twitter.com/impedecast/status/1053648281266515968?s=21 (follow on twitter and use this link to find us in all the right places) -blind taste tests -grocery store freak-outs/manic kids -listener submissions; embarrassing stories, Halloween costume ideas -Craigslist mis...
17 - Ten Reasons Why I Hate You
October 16, 2018 03:19 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MBIt's getting closer to the spookiest holiday of the year and I'm here help you get in the mood. We dip into the spookiest part of Craigslist, tell some spooky dating stories, I give you an update on my spooky stalker, try some spooky snacks, and have a few spooky laughs. Stick around til the end for a spooky surprise. [NOT CLICKBAIT] ~*SUbscRIBE*~ Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcom...