Welcome To My Show
66 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratingsAn improvised "comedy" variety show that focuses on embracing the terrible things in the world! From bad dates, freaky finds on Craigslist, and conspiracy theories, to phone calls home to mom, this show has everything you've never asked for and more!
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Episodes
16 - Bad Dudes
October 10, 2018 19:05 - 39 minutes - 35.7 MBThis week we face some real issues and I share a few personal stories and find comedy in tragedy. Then we hop over to Craigslist for a Halloween gamble of ghouls and I accidentally get drunk and the show morphs into an Impedecast spin-off as I choke to death on a cracker and suffer through sharing my opinions on Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen. Plus an update on my awful trash neighbors. ~*SUbscRIBE*~ Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS ...
15 - Friends Eating Garbage
October 03, 2018 03:57 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBMichele and special guest Justin Comer of iHearIC share a few laughs, handful of stories, and a plateful of bugs and other gross garbage that we consume in the Garbage Kitchen. I get in a one-sided screaming match with my noisy, inconsiderate neighbors, we check in on Mr. Jay, discuss a few hypothetical situations, and much MORE 🧀Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast ht...
14 - Let's Talk About D*ck
September 26, 2018 03:32 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MBThis week Michele spills more tea than 1773 Boston, gives you an update on Mr. Jay, discusses the perils of her oncoming old-age, visits Craigslist, enters the Garbage Kitchen, and many more! OH YEA and dicks. 🧀Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast https://twitter.com/michelekguild https://instagram.com/garbagekitchen *!* iHearIC is the thing you need to hear *!* http...
13 - When God Closes a Door, He Opens a Mexican Restaurant
September 19, 2018 03:33 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MBThis week is a lesson on faith and salsa but mostly salsa. I taste some more nasty yucks and a few tasty yums. PLUS I have a special surprise guest you won't want to miss and hopefully after this episode comes out he will finally leave me alone. OH and a fun new fake-ad! 🧀Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast https://twitter.com/michelekguild https://instagram.com/garba...
12 - How to Die Using the Internet
September 12, 2018 02:44 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBThis episode of Welcome To My Show is dedicated to broke losers. Michele drinks wine, dives into the naughty bits of Craigslist, whines about her pathetic existence, and eats some gross stuff. It’s sort of like ASMR, but so much worse! 🧀Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast https://twitter.com/michelekguild https://instagram.com/garbagekitchen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Check out my new fr...
11 - Should I Call This Episode Kitchen Wet Dreams or Gordon Rams Me
September 05, 2018 03:54 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MBWelcome to my very first car-cast experience, coming to you live from the rigid roads of Iowa and promising nothing but shitty audio and even shittier entertainment. Critics have been saying "Michele's Randy Newman impression made me stab pencils deep into my ear canals causing permanent hearing loss, two thumbs down." Also stick around til the end so you can hear a wonderful bit of Gordon Ramsay erotica from a place on the internet! 🧀Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/Goog...
10- I’m Not Like a Regular Mom, I'm a Cool Janitor
August 29, 2018 01:39 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBThis week on Welcome To My Show, my brother and I play an impromptu game to see how well we remember each other's childhoods, we talk about fun memories we share, and I saved the day when I removed 40 minutes of The Office trivia because it was the most boring thing you would have listened to in your whole life and I care about you so it's gone and it can't hurt you now. 🧀Pod links SoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMS Google: bit.ly/GoogleWTMS iTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMS 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! ...
9- We'll Love Fortune
August 22, 2018 02:35 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBAfter a three day sickness consumed me, I take it easy this week with some highly reputable readings of the palm, the foot, and the future. Plus some other garbage antics as usual. Follow along with this episode! Read your palm with me: https://medium.com/@norapuell/detailed-palm-reading-guide-fbd9739fbbe4 Read your feet with me: https://www.astrospeak.com/slides/foot-reading-things-you-need-to-know Additional garbage: https://www.astrospeak.com/article/love-romance-and-numerology 🧀Pod l...
8 - Set My Heart on Fieri
August 15, 2018 03:39 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBI made the decision to ask my listeners what they wanted to hear and I don't want to talk about it. Long story short - things get sexy, wet, wild, raunchy, and disgusting with a few Food Network faves. Oh and I talk about Jimmy Buffett again. No one was brave enough to come on this journey with me. Enjoy. Enter the pleasure den at your own risk. 🧀Pod links https://soundcloud.com/michele-guild Google: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I4v4qdbz2aaeutfxiq2crjguziu iTunes: https:...
7 - Wastin' Away Again in Radioactive Nuclear Falloutville
August 07, 2018 04:43 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBThis week my two special guests are the musically talented duo of pals, Justin Comer and David Clair. I forced them to play a game that I vaguely knew the rules of, half made up, and mostly just wanted an excuse to see who would deserve to survive a nuclear winter. Join us as we mostly choose people to die and/or kick out of the safe zone bunker. CHECK OUT MY GUESTS’ STUFF! http://davidclair.bandcamp.com http://justinkcomer.com https://justinkcomer.bandcamp.com http://ihearic.com https://s...
6 - XTREME botany
July 31, 2018 11:44 - 35 minutes - 32.2 MBThis week I actually, finally, give you the opportunity to learn something! Learn a few tips on plant care and see what kinds of plants we'd like to consume. Also, we play a few games, learn some new words, and metaphorically hang with Mythbusters' Adam Savage and his big brother Muscle Man Randy. 🧀Pod links https://soundcloud.com/michele-guild Google: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I4v4qdbz2aaeutfxiq2crjguziu iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/welcome-to-my-show/i...
5 - Pixar Presents: Toilet Story
July 23, 2018 12:31 - 35 minutes - 32.1 MBThis is part one of a two part episode with Eli, the plant expert! In Part One we talk about everything but plants and mostly just discuss hypothetical toilet scenarios. ENJOY! 🧀Pod links https://soundcloud.com/michele-guild Google: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I4v4qdbz2aaeutfxiq2crjguziu iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/welcome-to-my-show/id1403677011?mt=2 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast https://twitter.com/michelekgui...
4 - Let's Get Illuminasty
July 15, 2018 18:01 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MBThis week, Michele details her interactions with the Illuminati and her process of getting into the secret society, all while trying not to fall in love. 🧀Pod links https://soundcloud.com/michele-guild Google: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I4v4qdbz2aaeutfxiq2crjguziu iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/welcome-to-my-show/id1403677011?mt=2 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast https://twitter.com/michelekguild https://instagram.c...
3 - Hot Cheetos in Coloreedo
July 08, 2018 17:49 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MBThis week I'm on a mountain vacation with my family. My (quite hilarious) brother and his awesome girlfriend were kind enough to join me this week while we do NOTHING ILLEGAL in Colorado and talk about cats, dead presidents, baking, and everything else that comes to mind. 🧀Pod links https://soundcloud.com/michele-guild Google: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I4v4qdbz2aaeutfxiq2crjguziu iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/welcome-to-my-show/id1403677011?mt=2 🤙🏻Follow...
2 - Lunar Moons and Bean Balloons
July 02, 2018 01:47 - 36 minutes - 33 MBMy special guest this week is Aaron, an expert in video gaming and awkward social situations. Listen as I force feed him tequila shots and we play some games I made up. 🧀Pod links https://soundcloud.com/michele-guild Google: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I4v4qdbz2aaeutfxiq2crjguziu iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/welcome-to-my-show/id1403677011?mt=2 🤙🏻Follow me on the things! https://facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast https://twitter.com/michelekguild http...
1 - Vacations and Vaccinations
June 26, 2018 04:25 - 33 minutes - 75.6 MBIn episode one of the show, our very first guest is my mom! She is an expert at momming and we have a few laughs as we talk about mom issues, annoying Facebook groups, sad cabbage meals, and how not to rid your cat of fleas. Enjoy! Or don't, I do not care. 🧀Pod links https://soundcloud.com/michele-guild Google: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I4v4qdbz2aaeutfxiq2crjguziu iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/welcome-to-my-show/id1403677011?mt=2 🤙🏻Follow me on the thin...