23 - A Billion Little Hotdogs

Will the spirit of Prince ever find the lost rabbits? What do you get when you crossbreed a dog with a flounder? Will Michele ever go a week without being touched by an old man? Will any of these questions even be answered in this episode? There’s only one way to find out… listen now!

Suggested talking points

-Oral trauma
-Mediums and Psychic Readings - LIVE!
-Runaway Rabbits
-Prince Reincarnated
-New ways to eat a billion hotdogs
-Baby’s first yeet
-Baby’s first storybook
-Sinful pleasures and trauma
-Conspiracy Theory: menstrual cycles are an excuse to keep men away
-Fake Commercials at http://badvertisement.fun
-Nickname discomfort
-Scream-Laughing and tickling yourself
-How to destroy audio
-Human Pez dispenser
-Pre-pubescent vice presidents
-An old man touched me.
-Children of Children of the Corn
-Bullying paraplegics
-Art Shame
-Derpy dogs for sale
-Craigslist creeps
-Dirty dish fetish (send pics 😉 )
-My Strange Addiction
-Getting that metaphorical nut
-Searching for Grandpa?
-Shoutout to my sealife listeners

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