WWTD 064 - Swiss Family Robinson: Eaten to Death

As summer approaches for the We Want The D team, our thoughts turn to escaping our run-of-the-mill, everyday lives and forging a new path - perhaps stumbling upon a tropical paradise. A place where no one can tell us what to do, where Napoleon won't come bursting down our door at a moment's notice. A place where we could build a state-of-the-art treehouse with only the barest of tools and materials. A place where the predators are easily trapped and the other wildlife is easily tamed. A place where the only danger is incompetent pirates and the occasional pregnant anaconda. You can't blame us for feeling this way, considering how easy the characters in this week's Disney film had it. Being marooned after a storm never looked so good, fratricide has never looked so likely, and animal abuse has never been so rampant as it is in the family classic SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON.