We Don't Have a Podcast Yet
319 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsNathan and AJ bought a bunch of fancy podcast equipment and figured the ideas would be the easy part. Now every week they’re forced to brainstorm what the podcast could be, with help from listeners and their artificial intelligence, the Pod-Tron 4500. It’s not a podcast yet, but you can listen anyway.
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Episodes
PREVIEW: Corey's Hour - Tom Cruise in our snake cult
July 10, 2021 00:07 - 3 minutes - 4.71 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Junior God
July 05, 2021 17:16 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBIntroduce Ourselves - they call me Sexual Gollum State Fair to Middlin’ - here comes Judas Iscariot with the saxophone solo Name a snake - that’s the bear that owes me twenty dollars Somnambiance - I will not have my Walmart turned into a smoldering pit Sword with Me! - he’s the Highlander’s Pokemon The Mindset - too many emails from stoners now Chomsky can’t beat the Devil in chess No Fuckey - the rude pasta boy Down Bong Update Killers - do you wanna know how I got these sores?
PREVIEW: Podcast Postmortem - The Funny Ass Dude
July 02, 2021 15:34 - 6 minutes - 9 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
The 2021 Inaugural NFL Hot Dog Modifier Season
June 28, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 95.2 MBSHOW NOTES: Podcast Post-Mortem - on a quest to normalize Urkel What’s In a Game? - “SHEEEEESH” Your Guide to the NEW New World Order - President Joey Rattlesnakes O-BITCH-uary - we’re rebooting the 700 Club COVID-69 - Gregor Samsa is afraid to get drunk with the talking pig Atlas Obscure Zones Show - roast beef au jus: the silent killer Culture Shepard - “baa baa baa baa” Bill and Hell - we’re the ones who canceled the science guy Wrong Update Red Podcast - “that’ll stop ‘em!”
PREVIEW: Guess What - letting Artificial Intelligence describe Gone with the Wind
June 25, 2021 18:56 - 6 minutes - 8.47 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Why Me Cry?
June 21, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBSHOW NOTES: Online Self Defense - I want more silver! Podlobs - “hey buddy the road is up here” Something in the Conjuring Universe - just a little peanut butter on your butthole Apocalyptic Leisure - the ice cream of the dystopia Guess What - “dey wahnt uhs tah doo what?” Murder Innocence - starring Connie Britton List 2 - ooh ee ooh ah ah The Doctor Ask Me - are grapefruit enemas right for me? Dirty Don’s Lives There My Babe - let’s get this computer laid
PREVIEW: The Man, The Myth, The Legend - bad mutant powers
June 18, 2021 16:00 - 4 minutes - 6.44 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Bussy Lasik
June 14, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 106 MBSHOW NOTES: I’m On The Highway to Health - as seen on Beavis Conventional - #notmygiant The Man, The Myth, the Legend - just like the Great Frog, Pac Man can never die Crimes of the Fart - time to have sex with that monkey Get to the bottom of those Pass It On billboards - we dug too deep What Crime Garage - “NONEXTERMINATIVE” The Last AM - don’t bring up the fact that you were married to your cousin Lost Wait Weekend w/ The Break Womedy (for 30 Podcast Wait… In The Air - it’...
PREVIEW: Scripts ALIVE! - The Big Reveal
June 11, 2021 16:00 - 9 minutes - 12.9 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Blues Brothers 2021
June 07, 2021 10:57 - 1 hour - 98.1 MBSHOW NOTES: Museum Musings - Johnny Cochran’s hologram at the Hormel museum The Manchurian Podcast - trigger warning, but like for real tho Tabloid Time - playing the piano with my feet while everyone boos Scripts ALIVE! - “WHOOOORE” Sigma Males - cave painting of a flying dog Juan Expand Jason - they make me fight esqueleto Stuff This Amazon - Kevin Costner / Green M&M money shot Behind Megan - ripping big clouds of fruit fart Elvin - now we got a whole boat full of sex ro...
PREVIEW: R U the 3? (We're Having a Mall) - the old jerky man
June 04, 2021 16:21 - 6 minutes - 8.5 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Samuel Badboy "Badboy Blew It!"
May 31, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBSHOW NOTES: I’m Having a Mall/I’m Having ‘Em All - nothing but Cheap Trick in here, sorry Children in Peril - my little Queequay in a barrel shooting at the cops Sips With Sibs - “TODGE” R U the 3? - crying guy or Hitler, those are the choices Dear Wars - “CHOBBLES” My Dead Ass Witch - she’s on the run from the Munchkin Marshals Strawbertson - get B.D. Wong in here No Fuck Your Own Backyard - it’s just like high school
TEASER: Jesus Freax - Christian Weird Al
May 29, 2021 16:36 - 2 minutes - 3.93 MBA clip of this week's bonus episode available exclusively on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Who Killed Shelly Corlins?
May 24, 2021 14:08 - 1 hour - 97.7 MBSHOW NOTES: Uncle Stuff - Nathan doesn’t understand how uncles work And A Little Child Shall Lead Them - the songs were all about places you could clean up Out of Order - it’s a mess Cocktail Peanuts - wait was this part of the last one? High School Reunion Crashers - it was Angelo something Jesus Freax: the podcast about contemporary Christian Music - it’s a complicated Pardon My Tate - we really didn’t figure this one out Super Soul - the Riddler is back at it again Hotb...
PREVIEW: Our Kickstarter Is All Right - Buzz Aldrin Effervescent Catsup
May 22, 2021 18:21 - 7 minutes - 10.4 MBA clip of this week's bonus episode available exclusively on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Dark Hymen, My Boney
May 17, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBFinance Leadership: The Expert Wealth Building Business Podcast - just chilling in my boxcar wearing a postal crop top The Milinaire’s Red Hot Hat Cast - RealTree™ Straw Boater Your Kickstarter is All Right - the son of man has returned to deliver this guy’s books Podstock - three days of angry fans trying to claw through solid lucite Soccer Stadium - congrats you gotta clean this mess up Dark Hyman, My Boney - that’s all you need to know Darketplace - all these lightbulbs are yo...
PREVIEW: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers - homemade tongue twisters
May 14, 2021 16:00 - 2 minutes - 3.76 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
The Top Golf Express
May 10, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBDeclare Ourselves The Law - just wangin’ balls at the future pope Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers - Harris is my ersatz cousin Rude Rhymes Revisited - some days you play the ping pong, sometimes the ping pong is on your ding dong Universal Fight Master Crown - they all speak of “Burger Time” You’re White Podcast - sex with dogs: how we do it; why we do it The Rich - Bradley Michael Williams by Toyota The Morning Podcast - live from Tudor’s Biscuit World Your Own Backyard - everybody trying to shoo...
PREVIEW: King of the Bastards - bootleg pube trimmer
May 07, 2021 16:00 - 6 minutes - 8.42 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Queer Eye for the Cryptkeeper
May 03, 2021 12:23 - 1 hour - 97.1 MBSHOW NOTES: King of the Bastards - the Olive Garden cares about the people of Flint Michigan Fancy Fire in the Hole - one xenomorph embryo, please OOPS! All Podtron! - with Phil and Jayce with Phil and Mal King of the Bastards 2 - no fair you cheated Crypto for Ghosts - if we were ever going to steal one outright, we found the one to steal Louder Podcast - call me Dianne Scream The Bible - I’m not really clear about what wandavision was The Morning with Jay Show for Killers -...
PREVIEW: Orgy Etiquette - Dinah DNA
April 30, 2021 15:48 - 6 minutes - 8.87 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
BONUS - Angela: the Show
April 28, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBHere for your listening enjoyment is a classic premium episode; Angela: the Show. It’s a recap of Who’s the Boss with a twist: we imagine what the show would be like if Tony were never born. There’s tons more premium content on our Patreon, just go to www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet and become a subscriber to get that second dose!
Breedin' Brothers
April 26, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 79 MBSHOW NOTES: Star Search: Golden Years Edition - this is how I find out about Owen Hart? Podcast for Shy People - we don’t have a big dog that’s gonna jump out Secret Podcast - nobody is going to laugh at your little bird legs Orgy Etiquette - I’m taking a bath on these Hummels Ikea Podcast - don’t try this at home and I hope you like it WHOOP WHOOP CLEANING UP THE MENTAL MENTAL MESS with Stuckets Reason Podcast - this is what the liberals want The Bird with Brents - they’re al...
PREVIEW: Highway to the Franzia Zone - The 3 Types of New York Lady
April 23, 2021 23:07 - 2 minutes - 3.29 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Extension Cord
April 19, 2021 12:24 - 1 hour - 90 MBPodcast For all the Haters - we don’t fear your siege weapons Belphegor Lore and More - he’s got a cousin he’s mad at or something Burger University Graduation - if you need me I’ll be behind the Coca Cola Freestyle machine Highway to the Franzia Zone - the “fantasy” category includes stories about sex with Uncle Scrooge Netflix’s and Chili’s - the spiciness of Adam Driver with the creaminess of Scarlett Johansson Bigger-verse - AJ in his burlap sack on the Wheaties box The Ben ...
Top Bun
April 05, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBDigital Versatile Discmen - he’s kinda stuck on that b-word Nostalgia Time - we all miss the Latin stuff Clown University - we can’t just leave it all up to the Jesuits Diagnosis: Burger - his last wish was to share these hawaiian barbecue sliders with you all Hello Hello What Do You Need? What Is the Joke? - a booger is at your door This Hanson Interred - take it from me; Hollywood actor Tom Skerrit The Canned Razz - we’re telling Mike and Molly where to stick it Huberman, My ...
PREVIEW: The Time Garage - Grave Digger at the First Christmas
April 02, 2021 15:49 - 5 minutes - 7.11 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
One of Jesus' Helpers
March 29, 2021 12:00 - 56 minutes - 77.7 MBSHOW NOTES: Betting to the Oldies - Miles Miles Miles Prophecy Fulfilled - $500 to build a chicken coop, $800 to become king of the jews Glad Boys - we can’t be giving people with deformed penises ideas Plastic Surgery Podcast - tiny anime head, six inch thumbs Clambake - what does any of this have to do with gardening? Date Podcast - cows are the giving trees of the farm world Factually! With Rob Lowers/Charlie Beth Stuckey - we locked them in the car The Bedtime Podcast - ...
PREVIEW: Review the Dew: A Message to the Police - Kentucky Senate Bill 211
March 26, 2021 16:00 - 5 minutes - 7.12 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
The Anal Fireworks Murderer
March 22, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBSHOW NOTES: Million Dollar Episode Insulting the Cops - you’re never snafe from him The Hobodgman Project - we got all these t-shirt ideas Review the Dew - oh my god we’re on drugs and alcohol The Sorcerer’s Apprentices - like Joseph Smith watching those two rabbits make love I Would Do Anything For Love - you’re not gonna believe where he puts them Tenfold Me - just hanging out at the bar just trying to get our peepees touched The Pat McAfee Show for Kids - it’s a banal canal ...
Planes, Trains, Automobiles and Stargate
March 15, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBSHOW NOTES: Sumo Baloney - sadly we’ll never know Victorian basketball In the Streets and In the Sheets - Lawrence Ferlinghetti and Wario getting hot and heavy Plains Trains Automobiles and Therapy - James Spader, sexual dynamo 30 Second Song Reviews - we all agree food taste good Stop Laughing at our own jokes - it adds a much-needed reverence to our penis naming Global Timesuck Sex & Silence - Robert Redford’s about to die The Glenn Bonginology: Sleep - we spent millions Ber...
PREVIEW: Behind, Inside, Around, Over, Under, and Through Sports - The American Kennel Club Nationals
March 12, 2021 17:00 - 3 minutes - 4.82 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Gummy
March 08, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBPodcaster’s Millions - Cleveland is getting a new mascot Molier-Than-Thou - we’ll teach you how to John Henry-proof your mind palace Adding Wrestling Style Backstory to Professional Sports - taking the Ryan Express straight to Hell They Did Stand Up? - I hope you kids like Eugene Levy UFC Unsolved - fights now allow the weapons from Clue My Family Scoop with Lewis Honey - twenty-ninth of his name Nerdog - I’m getting so much hate mail from sublimefan420 Best of the Persense -...
PREVIEW: Mr. Nathan and Mr. AJ's Big Grownup World - Workplace Safety
March 05, 2021 17:00 - 6 minutes - 9.4 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
I'm Going to Download The Batman
February 22, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 85.7 MBSHOW NOTES: Weekly Gatorade Flavor Power Rankings - mom tried to make soda The Big Bang Theory Theory - look out Hamilton it’s Donkey Kong Some People watching Lifetime For a Movie Like This - Just Dean Cain describing Casino Screen Time Movie Reviews - Mother May I Sleep with Wahlberg? Mr. Nathan and Mr. AJ’s Big Grownup City - kids love all these silly characters The Feather’d - AJ on his landline at The Cider House Rules Man in the Hour - back in the day we used to do our ...
PREVIEW: Job Interview - Snake Face
February 19, 2021 17:00 - 3 minutes - 5.28 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
This Ain't Your Daddy's Worf
February 15, 2021 16:10 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBHow the Sausage Gets Made - the movie Dune, brought to you by Lifestyles Bratwurst Corporate Trust Building Podcast - still, it beats working for Worf Would You Rather Not? - I’m trying on all the sunglasses Roy’s and Burls - hosted by the hologram of Robert Kardashian Job Interview - like a bible-times Bam Margera Danger NBA - don’t like it? Talk to our sloth lawyer Travision - live from our Christian pizzeria MacOS Kevin - fake robots in your area are looking to meet up Th...
PREVIEW: The 4-1-1 on 9-1-1 - Paw Patrol for Moms
February 12, 2021 17:38 - 2 minutes - 3.49 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Twenty Ben Shapiro-Sized Shaqs or One Shaq-Sized Ben Shapiro
February 08, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 95 MBSHOW NOTES: The Golden Pod - we’re catfishing the aliens America’s Next Top AJ - we’re helping Doritos wiggle out of a class-action lawsuit Softballs - tonight we’re talking with Lynn Aloysius Belvedere The 4-1-1 on 9-1-1 - it’s like America’s Funniest Home Videos but with real danger Breaker Breaker Good Buddy - this is the podcast boys anybody got your ears on we are out the backdoor The Tonighttime - the moon has taken the sun’s throne and Tom Cruise is here with an omen How...
PREVIEW: Oh, the Pods You Will Cast! - Pod on Rod
February 06, 2021 17:02 - 3 minutes - 4.37 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
For Sale: Cat Hat, Never Worn
February 02, 2021 03:18 - 1 hour - 99.5 MBSHOW NOTES: Oh the Pods You Will Cast - a fox in socks can be destroyed but not defeated/ Our Own Long Form Cameo - these are as good as money your honor/ All My Grand Designs Brought to Naught - Chewbacca Wimbledon 1982/ What Hath Rod Got? - I don’t know baseball but I know Jewish music/ Every Single Medical Case Where People Show Up to the ER With Things Stuck Up Their Ass - get Linklater on this one/ Parents: An Impeach You Missing with Chrise - it’s time to hold Johnathan Tay...
PREVIEW: Sports Hacks - a great night for football
January 29, 2021 06:42 - 4 minutes - 5.61 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
The Untimidator
January 25, 2021 14:37 - 1 hour - 113 MBSHOW NOTES: Sports Hacks - Rick Rude hit him with the Eames chair Podgatha Christtron - don’t look at me, it was Jerichal Michael If Not Shaggy, Who? The Podcast Where We Find Out Who It Was in the Song “It Wasn’t Me” - it’s ripped from the headlines Nathan and Andrew’s Correspondence School for Spies - as long as Fidel Castro doesn’t hold up his hand between his eyes we’ve got him Dropped balls: a oral history of New Year’s Eve, puberty, and the Cleveland Brown...
Adopted by a Gay Morpheus Couple
January 18, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBSHOW NOTES: What Was I Thinking? - sometimes kids just come out black Millennium podcast - kick him right in the Krang Say It Ain’t Show: The Party Simulator - we wanna be good friends but the virus drove us crazy Slang Splainers - sorry fellas it’s the guy from the Lion KIng Guillotine Special - it’s our billion dollar kickstarter idea The Dolly John - bless her heart she’s tootin’ nine to five The Bro - he’s patient he brought the beer he'll wait Rise of All Song Explain T...
PREVIEW: Binary Baubles - National Treasure 4: Horny Bipartisanship
January 16, 2021 17:23 - 3 minutes - 4.81 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Oh the Animality
January 11, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBSHOW NOTES: One of Us Leaves and the Other One Has to Vamp - Bob Newhart does the Egyptian Magician sketch Fun Fax - the jar broke inside my butt again, Terrence Three Dimensional Family Feud - I hope the Grinch doesn’t show up Is It Collectible? - tell Dad to leave his Beanie Babies on the curb before bed Ones and Zeros - AJ is DTF whether it’s cramblin or snuts Creak Week In America - here comes Cyclops with his male gaze Elvisible, That’s Amazing Charlene Sal - chalk it up t...
PREVIEW: 2021 Bingo Cards - Podtron's predictions
January 08, 2021 17:00 - 2 minutes - 3.1 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Richard Picture
January 04, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBSHOW NOTES: The Food Fight Podcast - AJ believes the lobster legends Our 2021 Bingo Cards - we’re either giving up on polyamory or doing an assasination Burger King Adults Club - my big oak desk covered in powdered bourbon Just let me talk about Donald Duck - this isn’t funny at all A Cheese Podcast - we’re already $6000 underwater on this Kick and States with Sam Sank Sext Bill Bert Pranken - to be clear we are not the Boston marathon bomber The Bed with Carbs - Shai-Hulud ge...
PREVIEW: Heathcliff and Mangione - the gravy helmet
January 02, 2021 06:37 - 2 minutes - 3.19 MBGet the full bonus episode every Friday only available on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet
Let Me Do My Stuff
December 29, 2020 05:02 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBSHOW NOTES: As Heard On Podcasts - this is a family of dirty birds Let Us Name Your Baby - with a name like Damocles you know he’s a good VP Who’s Who In Podcasting - lay me down in the tall grass and let me huff my rag Celebrity Height Guessers - I'm going to ask Kurt Cobain for more wishes Explain Heathcliff - “is this the orange cat you wanted so much?” Man Of The Horn - he’s gonna do his stuff with that horn Dollywood Podcast Charlie - Slugworth wants that bra Kickass...