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We Don't Have a Podcast Yet

319 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratings

Nathan and AJ bought a bunch of fancy podcast equipment and figured the ideas would be the easy part. Now every week they’re forced to brainstorm what the podcast could be, with help from listeners and their artificial intelligence, the Pod-Tron 4500. It’s not a podcast yet, but you can listen anyway.

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Episodes

The Real-Life Superhero Podcast [PATREON PREVIEW] - The Stool Pigeon

August 26, 2022 16:00 - 4 minutes - 6.62 MB

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The George Michael Memorial Summer Camp for Adults: The Place to Send Your Significant Other So They Won't Cheat On You With Someone From Your Town

August 22, 2022 14:39 - 1 hour - 96.5 MB

The Sharpest Image - the store for grown men Real Life Superheroes - now I know why they call him Captain Sticky The Whinnie the Poohcast - those are grill marks Beat the Heat - how hot is it? The Perfect Candidate - you know DMX is in the top ten The Summer Camp Podcast - it IS still cheating but it’s preferable My Favorite Murder: This Weekly - this one’s got legs The Amazing Spider-Man with Tom Arnold - release the TikTok cut Million Dollar Dollar Mike Holowitz - buy the d...

There Once Were Two Men From Podtucket

August 15, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 91.4 MB

Nathan got a new gig and it messed up the recording schedule, so we're releasing the bonus episode as a Monday episode. We'll be back to normal next week, in the meantime go to patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet and sign up to support the show and get access to bonus episodes every week.

Larry Flynt Presents: The Declaration of Independence QR Code

August 01, 2022 15:05 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MB

SHOW NOTES: How to Be a Better Bastard - AJ discovers pillows  Podcaster on the Roof - Patreon is the new BK Kidz Club There Once Were Two Men from Podtucket - it’s actually big you just scared it Make Me a Juggalo - confess your sins before the homies Somebody’s Parts - sorry Chex Wait Wait… Don’t Want You In School - hold this blood for me Tomi Lahren: True Or False? - killed by Galoob’s goons 99 Percent Investigates the Final Waters - the white devils come to steal our sun...

Wikihown't [PATREON PREVIEW] - Hobo Chili for Dogs

July 30, 2022 14:46 - 4 minutes - 5.72 MB

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This Is Just To Say: Judgment Day

July 25, 2022 04:24 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

SHOW NOTES: Bespoke Yo Momma Jokes - just smooth jazz Wikihown’t - BOOM! The sound of Franz Reichalt! The Versanator - come with me if you want to eat those plums Driving Around Cast - back the truck up to the blob Hello I Love You - T.G.I.N.C. AMC Friday Night Corner - Gremlins: Rebirth Miracle Cure - I can feel my T-cells going down The Disposable Sex Education - don’t reuse that thing Superhero Stories: Superhero Podcast - this needs more child brides

A Tradition Unlike Any Other [PATREON PREVIEW] - The President's Secret

July 22, 2022 22:00 - 2 minutes - 3.73 MB

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Bat Girl Summer

July 18, 2022 14:31 - 1 hour - 91.8 MB

SHOW NOTES: A Tradition Unlike Any Other - toss the fart jar into the time tunnel Anti Book Club - irradiated Ghengis Khan quoting scripture Third Person Reminiscient - the Rickey Henderson story You Are Not Alone - your legs are home from the war Mr. Jonathan - Oops! All Sinbad. Alternative Sanity - we’re starting our own hate group Ask a Manager - I think the president has been clear about for whom the bell tolls From Brian Wilson: Gay and Why 9/11 Is That - …and twiiiins ...

Welcome to New York [PATREON PREVIEW] - Rat King Pizza

July 15, 2022 21:17 - 2 minutes - 4.01 MB

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We Will Adopt Your Mole Baby

July 11, 2022 10:00 - 59 minutes - 82.1 MB

SHOW NOTES: This Podcast Respects Your Time - they should have called him Jimmy Malfunctioning Teddy Ruxpin Welcome to New York - it don’t matter what color your goblin is Carnival of Gastronomy - oh no snake’s pooping in its own mouth The New Flag for a New America: the Healing Balm this Divided Nation Needs - Momma don’t take my adrenochrome away Podcast That Syncs Up With Pink Floyd - Uncle Tom’s Wonder Magorium Me and My Dude - Don’t Underestimate Discipleship Education Wha...

An Hour of Howling Winds and Bitter Groans [PATREON PREVIEW]

July 08, 2022 12:45 - 7 minutes - 10.8 MB

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www.whitehouse.boats

July 05, 2022 04:04 - 1 hour - 102 MB

SHOW NOTES: Untangling the Dang Spiderweb of Deceit - say hello to the pig pope An Hour of Howling Winds and Bitter Groans - a polar bear with dry, cracked lips The Suggestion Box - “dump ‘em out” The Rebel’s in the Retails (A Guide to Doing a Bad Job at a Bad Job) - we’re making the Joey Chestnut origin story My Name Is Tammy Parker - Shoney Bear hospitalized in critical condition The White House Situation Room - it’ll cost you $17 a year mister president Giant Robot Fistfight...

Who Advises the Advice Men [PATREON PREVIEW] - One Dog Wedding and A Funeral

July 02, 2022 11:18 - 5 minutes - 7.16 MB

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International Booty Machines

June 27, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 100 MB

SHOW NOTES: Explain It to a Caveman - we observed you inventing sodomy Who Advises The Advice Men? - they were twins with different sideburns Sylla-busters - I cannot tell a lie, I do not have a brain tumor Take This Job Please - time’s up for the Pillsbury DoughBoy GRINCHCAST. -  it’s not even gonna be green Before they Came for Me - we invented the manpon I’m With the Band - we’re in the soft boy VIP  Easy Star All-Stars - I’m gonna get painted with the General’s laser Se...

UNLOCKED: Phil Had a Podcast Before That

June 20, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 93.1 MB

We've unearthed what is widely believed to be the first podcast ever created, by a man known only as Phil. If you want more bonus episodes, head to patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet and become a supporter to get access to the entire bingeworthy backlog and a new bonus episode every Friday.

Every Day's a Holiday [PATREON PREVIEW] - our Schoolhouse Rock reboot

June 18, 2022 06:10 - 5 minutes - 6.95 MB

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Queer Eye for the Wood Booger

June 13, 2022 04:37 - 1 hour - 99.4 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-763-2277 (702-PODCASP) SHOW NOTES: Every Day’s a Holiday - you got any dung? An Actual Card Game - I’m still mourning my rat wizard The Original Kings of Podcasting - is Marc Maron available? MythBoosters - we’re blowing up a dummy to prove Hunter Biden’s laptop is real Calculated Mediocrity - Pig In a Panel Van 2: Internal Affairs In the Dark: An Accidental Murder Mystery - como se dice time crimes? Shanghai Little - Kim Cattrall can...

Sleepy Hollow: Episodes 2 - 3 [PATREON PREVIEW] The Washington Irving Extended Universe

June 11, 2022 05:00 - 4 minutes - 6.82 MB

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George Clooney's Only Begotten Son

June 06, 2022 06:12 - 1 hour - 82.6 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-763-2277 (702-PODCASP) SHOW NOTES: That’s My Mantra - first you have to admit you’re powerless over The Mask What Did You Do to Be Here? - we’ve subdued the air marshall Tough Beat - it was Statham again World’s First Audio Puppet Show - how did Eminem get Biden? Even Older - women be gathering George Clooney Does Not Care About You - what’s it gonna take to prove it to you? Sleepy Hollow: Episodes 2 through 3 - here comes old Regular...

Our Uncles Work at Nintendo [PATREON PREVIEW] - Woke Fartman

June 05, 2022 22:00 - 4 minutes - 5.92 MB

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Sharlto Copley's Adult Diapers for Police

May 31, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 76.9 MB

SHOW NOTES:  Live From The Shadows - it’s 6,000 grandpa power Our Uncles Work At Nintendo - we really owe that kid an apology Podcast Where We Get Everything Wrong - I’m still waiting on that voicemail Nana’s Stories Digest - Papa Shango digivolve into The Godfather Somebody. Anything. - we’re getting really desperate The Dispatcher - hello it’s me, Winnie the Pooh Sober with Jeff Or False? - welcome to Bob Uecker’s Video Euchre Kill Town Dicks - South Africa’s own Charmin Bears

Sharlto Copley’s Adult Diapers for Police

May 31, 2022 11:00 - 55 minutes - 64 MB

SHOW NOTES:  Live From The Shadows - it’s 6,000 grandpa power Our Uncles Work At Nintendo - we really owe that kid an apology Podcast Where We Get Everything Wrong - I’m still waiting on that voicemail Nana’s Stories Digest - Papa Shango digivolve into The Godfather Somebody. Anything. - we’re getting really desperate The Dispatcher - hello it’s me, Winnie the Pooh Sober with Jeff Or False? - welcome to Bob Uecker’s Video Euchre Kill Town Dicks - South Africa’s own Charmin Bears

In Search of The Ultimate [PATREON PREVIEW] - Joke Dierdorp, Frog Rock, Dudle Bosnia

May 30, 2022 18:58 - 1 hour - 115 MB

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Bone Music

May 23, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 85.9 MB

SHOW NOTES: The Time Capsule Time Capsule - no pawgs allowed E Twoibus Unum - just two friends spending an hour on the toilet Bet a Tet - that one’s ready for the pot In Search of The Ultimate - another jaguar got stuck in the pool filter Smug News - hey I did it Death of Me - the shark doesn’t recognize his own family Rock and a Hard Place with Dennis Miller - the part of Captain Hook will be played by a live jaguar The Astronaut Wives Club - wrong movie, wrong George Clinton Soul Head Mu...

Nathan Podcaster and the Summary of Films [PATREON PREVIEW] - Boom New Bird

May 21, 2022 13:19 - 5 minutes - 7.29 MB

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Taking French Batman to Prom

May 16, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 91.2 MB

SHOW NOTES: Hearing Out Hermits - we’re gonna get him hooked on Moon Knight Parking Lot Lunch Crew - you had to know that invention would get someone killed The Braggadojo - sing for your footlong, Mister Matthews Nathan Podcaster and the Summary of Films - the Fat Family is doing something Le Batman Me - we got Xzibit on this one  Legal Insurrection - you’re no match for the alphabet, Nancy Heave Ho! - it got really off track True Cars 1 Cave - two of the worst to ever wear ...

Shakespeare In Space [PATREON PREVIEW] - AI-generated Julias Caesar

May 14, 2022 18:41 - 8 minutes - 11.3 MB

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Tristram Shandy 2

May 02, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 90.8 MB

SHOW NOTES: OK Boomer 2: The X Men - rest in peace Two Face Space Age Shakespeare - wipe it down when you’re done Worf Big Lulu - history has proven school is for squares A Bounty of Crab: Delicious Bugs of the Sea - it’s a delicious thought experiment Let's Pretend this Never Happened - Al Gore and Will Smith are back in action Before the Big Story of Shitty Shitt - hang on let me tell you about Roody Poo Just Some Podcast Stuff - the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pop filter Ta...

Fantasia of the Airwaves [PATREON PREVIEW] - The Friendly Crocodile

April 29, 2022 16:00 - 4 minutes - 6.82 MB

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Fiona Album

April 25, 2022 17:49 - 1 hour - 98.2 MB

This IS Our Daddies’ Podcast - he got his bones removed The Harp Book of World Failures - we travel from town to town bootlegging 3D movies Follow the Bouncing Ball - the Shemp from the Black Lagoon Below the fold : news stories you might have missed about fat rolls - “oh no my freshening tablets!” Fantasia of the Airwaves - oh ladies and gentlemen look out on your right it’s Rueben Studdard Old Tom Cat’s Supper Club - it’s not cat food, I can tell you that much I’m With Word – N...

The Miraculous Hour [PATREON PREVIEW] - Amber Heard School Nurse

April 22, 2022 05:15 - 3 minutes - 5.31 MB

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Jesus: The Original Undercover Boss

April 18, 2022 05:13 - 1 hour - 94.7 MB

Things That Go Klump in the Night - God’s back, what did he miss? The Miraculous Hour - the doctor says I have doodooitis Focus On: Getting a Podcast - my tattoo says to go to the hospital Croc Teasers - like Mickey Rourke for your feet We Don’t Have a Podcast Babies - cool it with all the Indiana Jones stuff Not About Taylor Swift - The Legend of Curly’s Gold  Hearts On Fire with The Godfather - I’ve been hitting the milk pretty hard lately Mad Episode - we’re very upset about...

The Weakling Bob Haniel

April 04, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 95.8 MB

SHOW NOTES: Dinosaurs That Aren’t All That Disappointing - we were all at the same McDonald’s Let Us Watch Your Baby - no birds will attack them You’re Not the Boss of Me - we’ve uncovered AJ’s offshore spank bank account Our Restaurant - Colton had no idea Name Thing - famous cowboy Buster Pointdexter Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad - East Town, Scotland: NBC’s home for the Hindenburg The Deather - this holiday season The Joking Submission - “it’s me, Mister Joshua” Charmed: A Legenda...

ALF's Drinking Game [PATREON PREVIEW] - Corporate Team Building

April 02, 2022 16:49 - 8 minutes - 11.9 MB

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AJ The Electrocuting Madman

March 28, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 87.2 MB

Oh My God What Now? The Podcast for Someone Standing Over a Dead Body - it was me, Bob Newhart The Celebrity Poetry Podcast - we need to arm ourselves before Susanne Somers transforms AJ’s App Lab - the app requires a whole planetarium I guess Ska’dcast - DIRT FLOOR What Should This Podcast About the Founding Fathers Be Called? - it’s the sixth dead Franklin this week Alf’s Drinking Game: Just Saying the Word ‘Puerto Rico’ Could Make It Worth Your while - they’ve ruined the Thanksg...

The Full Moon Podcast for Werewolves [PATREON PREVIEW] - Shaved Grinch Origins

March 26, 2022 17:46 - 7 minutes - 10.8 MB

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With a Name Like Smunt

March 21, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MB

The Jelly Jury - a chimp on a dolphin Full Moon Podcast for Werewolves - he’s always looking at his hands NFT (New Football Team) - “living fossil” Scottie Pippen  Best Buy Date - they all spin down here Trouble with Phil - attention everyone: I am not a pervert Anybody Want Two? - welcome to Jay’s Laundromat His and Her Chocolate Nights with James Corden - it’s a person not an event Castle Busted - let’s play Catch the Honey Boy

UNLOCKED: Batman vs. Superman - Dawn of Cornhole

March 18, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 87.1 MB

Comic book expert Andy Fleming joins us to decide once and for all who would win in a game of cornhole: Batman or Superman. If you want more bonus episodes like Haiku Corner, head to patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet and become a supporter to get access to the entire bingeworthy backlog and a new bonus episode every Friday.

UNLOCKED: Streets and Sheets

March 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 113 MB

Introducing the Woodard-Estes Streets and Sheets Assessment Model, the first and only 3-dimensional personality matrix to denote what you're like in the streets, and what you're like in the sheets. If you want more bonus episodes, head to patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet and become a supporter to get access to the entire bingeworthy backlog and a new bonus episode every Friday.

UNLOCKED: Review the Dew: A Message for the Police

March 11, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

We're reviewing Mountain Dew and we have a message to the police. If you want more bonus episodes, head to patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet and become a supporter to get access to the entire bingeworthy backlog and a new bonus episode every Friday.

UNLOCKED: Powerful Affirmations

March 07, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 97.9 MB

We're giving you inspiration to face the day head on with confidence and zeal. And your bosses are paying for ads to take that wind right back out of your sails. If you want more bonus episodes, head to patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet and become a supporter to get access to the entire bingeworthy backlog and a new bonus episode every Friday.

Phil Had a Podcast Before That [PATREON PREVIEW] - Dragon talks about marriage

March 06, 2022 07:06 - 8 minutes - 12.2 MB

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Harold Jarmaker's Wizard Cribs

February 28, 2022 18:49 - 1 hour - 89 MB

SHOW NOTES: The Creepy Crawl Space - you’ve been bad, it’s supposed to burn you Six Degrees of State Surveillance -  do these guys always talk about the hot dogs? Piped-In Podcast - a live birth every night Sexy board game (instead of dice) - we saw Feivel at the car dealership I’m Actually Calling to Inform Them Now - we’re putting together our weekly alibi Project Smoke (and the Not-So-Deep Thoughts of a Connoisseur) - Nnbb can I nsnsnsjwkebbejsje enjsnsbabbsjsjsjwjwjushxv Be...

Harold Jarmaker’s Wizard Cribs

February 28, 2022 18:49 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

SHOW NOTES: The Creepy Crawl Space - you’ve been bad, it’s supposed to burn you Six Degrees of State Surveillance -  do these guys always talk about the hot dogs? Piped-In Podcast - a live birth every night Sexy board game (instead of dice) - we saw Feivel at the car dealership I’m Actually Calling to Inform Them Now - we’re putting together our weekly alibi Project Smoke (and the Not-So-Deep Thoughts of a Connoisseur) - Nnbb can I nsnsnsjwkebbejsje enjsnsbabbsjsjsjwjwjushxv Be...

What Kind of Man Eats Poisoned Hot Dogs?

February 21, 2022 14:59 - 1 hour - 82.8 MB

SHOW NOTES: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Shrek * But Were Afraid to Ask - he’s a selfish lover Earn Your Last Meal - I’ll have the Doctor Jill fricassee Nathan & Andrew’s Fetus Academy - we’re gonna name these fists all the way to the White House The Moonlander’s Exclusive Podcast - watch your step, moon man  Judy/Judy/Judy - she’s cousins with Julie Brown Wait, How Did This Podcast Get Here? - it just appeared on my doorstep The Disposable Sex Education - here co...

I Have to Guard My Eggs

February 14, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 91.3 MB

Now Hear Diss - tonight, on Michael Rappaport's Rap Report RPGI - who will be the islandmaster? Deer Diary - he knows about Roblox My Scrimp and Savior - we’re playing Swing Set Seat Slapper 5 Reality Checkup - get in this coffin full of rats The Dangers of “Science” - he’s coming after me with that goofy vest on Life of Shit Podcast - take good care of my babies, poop The Only Show You Should Watch Before You Die - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_With_Ghosts Peter Fonda: C...

The Cave of Forgotten Sequels [PATREON PREVIEW] - what happened to Ace Ventura?

February 12, 2022 16:25 - 6 minutes - 9.32 MB

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UNLOCKED: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers (Patreon Premium Episode 156)

February 10, 2022 14:11 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

Hope you’re all having a good week. Here’s our all-tongue-twister episode from last summer, just a small taste of hundreds of hours of premium content available when you sign up to support the show at www.patreon.com/wedonthaveapodcastyet

The Story of Ray Charles

February 07, 2022 17:06 - 1 hour - 104 MB

SHOW NOTES: A Yankee Swap of Ideas - this is BNN The Cave of Forgotten Sequels - the name is Rock, Kid Rock ArtI - thank god Putin warned us about John Connor Wikipodia: The Free Podcast - it’s the flavor dogs die for Why Try Harder? - enjoy Dukakis Beet Soda The Bonnaroo Experience with Bonnaroo - they were pointing at Sbarro The Fictional Girlfriend - she’s real, I swear Thank You for Listening, Arsenio Hall - with Kevin Hart as Tiny Tim

Dead, Not Done with special guest Air Bud [PATREON PREVIEW] - Hitler mustache lifestyle brand

February 04, 2022 18:54 - 6 minutes - 8.53 MB

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