We Are Assholes

Andrew got sexually assaulted and Crawdad said the N word

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We are Prideful

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We are phoning it in featuring Mumkey Jones

Thanks to Mumkey Jones for joining us for a rivetting conversation.    $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father  

It is confirmed Andrew did not last week

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Andrew isn't this week here cuz he is out not getting laid

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Our Friends from Fartmouth Podcast join us to talk about Andrew failing to get laid yet again

Listen to Fartmouth they are funnier than us now. https://fartmouthshow.wixsite.com/fart $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Fartmouth: https://twitter.com/FartmouthU Jake: https://twitter.com/jtastronaut Thyler: https://twitter.com/ThylerC4    

In Memoriam of Pj Philliam

In true We Are Assholes fashion we talk about the death of our beloved PJ Philliam and of course the fat unfunny guest ANDREW wanted to get on and fucked up the audio so me and andrew so even worse than normal.  For the love of God don't check out his show Rubberneckers (rubberneckerspod.com)

Pepper from Rushmore Podcast joins the show

Anthony from Who's Right joins us to have an intelligent discussion on race

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew doesn't use twitter so there's no reason to post his twitter here

A Tale of Two Andrews, aka vegeta sucks

idk what to do with these guys $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew doesn't use twitter so there's no reason to post his twitter here

Andrew was a bad co-host again so we confront him

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Bonus Episode preview

https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes 

Karl from WATP joins the show and shits on us and our best buddy Andrew Cuomo

#VinnieWinnie Karl: https://twitter.com/whoarethesepod  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew doesn't use twitter so there's no reason to post his twitter here

Our cancelled friend Jacob joins us to eat on mic around the 20 minute mark, apparently

I'm glad you're going to prison, Jacob. Jacob: https://twitter.com/thadareprogram  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew doesn't use twitter so there's no reason to post his twitter here

Dick Masterson - Biggest Problem In The Universe Episode 108 special

We tricked Dick into coming onto the show by telling him this was our 108th episode The Dick Show: https://thedickshow.com/  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew doesn't use twitter so there's no reason to post his twitter here

Andrew is a bad co-host

Fuck Andrew if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew doesn't use twitter so there's no reason to post his twitter here

This is the podcast now, get over it. Char Char.

Next week will actually be normal probably plz don't unsubscribe thnx ❤️ if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  Charizard: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Blastoise: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Bulbasaur: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

Our black friends, Delvin Cox & Black PJ, rejoin the show

Black Delvin: https://twitter.com/delvin_cox  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

gaygaygaygaygaygaygay

gaygaygay if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

not racist (unless doing digital black face is racist, then it's extremely racist)

i'm mentally exhausted because the file corrupted and i had to do a bunch of technical garbage to save this episode. if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

we empathize with pedophiles with help from Jake from Fartmouth

Jake: https://twitter.com/jtastronaut  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

I disavow Andrew/Vegeta. we learn their secret addiction and it is disgusting.

they are gross. disavow. Happy 1 year <3 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6xRuRvNVrz  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

(BONUS) We Are Assholes Presents: Dinner Theatre 1: A Chic Fil A Story

We thought this was a funny idea. No Andrew though since we have Val.

Batman Sucks Palooza

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our first normal episode in weeks so we make fun of sexual assault like usual

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We have a literal shouting match for the first 30 minutes

I didn't edit it at all so you could feel the awkwardness after the fight merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

Andrew is either a liar or a statutory rapist

The best screaming match of the podcast comes at the end. merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

The Infamous Beans Episode

Andrew brings the episode to the halt with an important announcement. merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

Vegeta got a new mic so it sounds less shitty and i just realized my 'V' key on my keyboard is kind of broken i had to push it really hard

we talk about new years resolutions or something who knows merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

We talk about Lighning Mcqueen and yogurt a bunch and then Thyler poops in a washing machine

Thyler, I could hear you vaping you piece of shit. Thyler's show: https://twitter.com/FartmouthU  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa     

It's like a normal Christmas special but way more racist

ending song here: https://soundcloud.com/pj-philliam/fairytale-of-new-york-lgbtq-friendly  merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

buy our merch so that we become fashion moguls. i think i spelled moguls right

Vegeta's voice isn't crackling, it's in your head. this isn't gaslighting. merch store: https://teespring.com/stores/we-are-assholes-store  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa 

Doug from Who's Right and Vegeta are now the permanent co-hosts probably idk

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Jason Alme from Shit Happens When You Party Naked joins us and we make a bunch of pedophile jokes

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Too many Australians in this one, sorry guys it'll be better next week

this was a patreon bonus until our guest didn't send me his audio for the real episode and i didn't download the backup audio before it auto-deleted.   if you want to hear our bonuses when we post them, as well as weekly aftershow chats, check out our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu     

we recorded a podcast and then i edited it and now it's released

podcast description

Bonus: WE HATE WOMEN AND LOVE R*PE - Insanime Podcast

This is a podcast that is done by our friend that is pretty funny, and I was on this episode. check it out here: https://soundcloud.com/cow12x/we-hate-women-and-love-rape https://twitter.com/InsanimePodcast  

Dave is a little bitch boy in this one so Andrew and I fix him and now he is a better version of himself

long live the podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Comedian Sam Evans joins the episode. My dog is ok thanks for asking

gay cum Sam Evans: https://twitter.com/ReallySamEvans Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

It is Halloween so PJ is scary/spooky and the sexual tension between the hosts is at an all time high

starting the official countdown to angry gay sex between the hosts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Dave and I yell at eachother and Andrew gets butthurt over nothing again

If it sounds like Andrew gets cut off at the ends of some of his words, it's his fault for having poor mic etiquette and talking at the same volume as his background noise. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Skip this one. See you guys next week

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We show that we are very good friends to Andrew in this one

Dave and I passionately love you, Andrew, but not as much as we love our fans that subscribe to our Patreon and/or leave us a 5 star review on apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-are-assholes/id1499174719  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Thyler from the funnily and smartly named Fartmouth Podcast joins the show and is very excited (fixed audio)

This is on time and the first time I uploaded this. This is not me gaslighting anyone reading this.  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Thyler: https://twitter.com/FartmouthU  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Thyler from the very funnily and smartly named Fartmouth podcast joins us and has a lot of fun

this is an episode of the podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Fartmouth: https://twitter.com/FartmouthU  PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam  Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

I had to work so i missed this one so our friend, Jacob, replaces me and they focus way too much on the spreadsheet

the spreadsheet was supposed to be a throwaway joke so of course they focus on it to spite me Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Jacob: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh  Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

We only talk about the spreadsheet for a little bit in this one; sorry for letting you all down

Fuck the shitty-ass weed sponsor until they respond to Mr. Spanolli. Weed is gay anyways. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

I think we bully Dave in this one, I don't remember how funny it is though

The main take away from this episode is you should use promo code "Assholes" at https://kushydreams.com/ for 20% of your first purchase Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

temp ban on chick fil a is lifted so if you listen for the chick fil a talk then lock in

this one's for the boys Spreadsheet: https://twitter.com/assholespod/status/1300199846364626944?s=20 PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

Our friend Jacob comes on to replace Andrew while he's on vacation so if you listen for the chick fil a talk i don't know what to tell you

this was supposed to be released as a bonus a month or so ago but i was lazy and never did it plus libsyn charges if i upload over 400 mb a month and i didn't want to spend an extra $3. sorry this is late jacob Jacob: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun Dave appea...