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We Are Assholes

127 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago -

Three guys who are trying to be the biggest assholes on any given topic. We. Are. Assholes.

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Episodes

McDonald's Presents: Tyler Perry's Madea's Birth of an Icon - an Origin Film by Tyler Perry: The Movie

June 13, 2022 14:47 - 1 hour - 75.7 MB

About 3:30 in we write a script for the ultimate movie idea. BET please come down and give us all the money we deserve for this groundbreaking idea.    Join our discord https://discord.gg/aeHatkdH

Unlistenable Episode, Mike is thinking about quitting again

June 07, 2022 00:15 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

I warned you

These Colors Don't Run (Into Schools To Save Children)

May 29, 2022 17:28 - 1 hour - 84.2 MB

This week we accidently recorded an episode talking about school shooting shenanigans before the horrible shooting in Uvalde, Texas. But we didn't have time to get together to record a different episode so this is what you guys are getting. About 50 minutes in we start reading excerpts from Eliot Rodger's Mainfesto, which is probably the most eye opening piece of literature any of us have ever read. Our Condolensces to everyone involved in the shooting this past week.     $5 for weekly b...

Black Goodwills are Wild

May 25, 2022 17:23 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Rushmore Shit.0

May 18, 2022 17:25 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Episode is late this week because Pepper hosted the show so I forgot we even recorded an episode this week. It won't hurt my feelings if you skip this week, next week's episode is gonna be a real banger!

Ghost of Pepper was here

May 10, 2022 19:30 - 55 minutes - 41.3 MB

too lazy to cut and paste the links

Yup this is an episode

May 03, 2022 15:27 - 53 minutes - 50.8 MB

2 shitty spreadsheets

April 26, 2022 02:12 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

Pepper and Nick Suck

Pepper is a CoHost on We Are Assholes

April 19, 2022 01:55 - 57 minutes - 55.8 MB

All Day Breakfast is for the Gays

April 11, 2022 09:30 - 1 hour - 88 MB

Idk why the epsiode didnt post yesterday but here it is $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

He dropped faster than the drop tower

April 03, 2022 17:49 - 1 hour - 52.4 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

This show use to be funny

March 27, 2022 15:23 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Don't Accuse me of having money (Fixed Audio)

March 20, 2022 16:39 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 Rubberneckers - https://www.rubberneckerspod.com/ Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Don't Accuse me of having money

March 20, 2022 16:39 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 Rubberneckers - https://www.rubberneckerspod.com/ Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

POCD Awareness Podcast

March 16, 2022 17:43 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Spreadsheet Show is Back: Pepper has a small peepee

March 06, 2022 22:39 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Brought back the fucking spreadsheet. You are welcome bitches.  Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Mike is back and reporting live from Ukraine

March 04, 2022 02:15 - 1 hour - 92.9 MB

Michael is basically coming back as the host. Everyone else is staying, but Thyler is a shitty host, so Mike is gonna steer the ship.   Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

There Was a Girl on the Show

February 14, 2022 14:07 - 1 hour - 148 MB

Pepper, Thyler, Josh, and Nick. Also Thyler's fiance.   Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Mike is Scared of Dolphins - What a Homo

January 31, 2022 10:00 - 40 minutes - 35.4 MB

They sent me this file and said it should be a bonus episode but idgaf, so here it is.

Jake News Hates Jews

January 24, 2022 21:24 - 1 hour - 134 MB

6 complete idiots compete for air time on the world's stupidest comedy podcast. Jake News from Fartmouth is the guest.   Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Pepper Pee Pee Pants

January 17, 2022 13:54 - 1 hour - 83.1 MB

The whole crew was here for this one! Thyler, Andrew, Josh, and Nick all ganged up on Pepper and relentlessly bullied him for 70% of the episode. It's about time the "cool guy' got picked on for once. Fartmouth -https://pod.link/1492741786 History Buffs - https://pod.link/1578761545 Rubberneckers - https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 Yet Another Music Podcast - https://pod.link/1574961465

Angry Puerto Rican Calls John Jamingo a Cuck

January 10, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

Also, more pegging talk. This episode has it's ups and downs.

John Jamingo and Andrew's Cousin Dalton Talked with Us

January 03, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 98.5 MB

John Jamingo from https://pod.link/rubberneckers20 and Andrew's cousin Dalton joined us and we had fun.   Thyler - https://pod.link/1492741786 Pepper - https://pod.link/1578761545 Josh - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ISEzLP4tsA

Andrew and Pepper bailed on us, so Thyler, Josh, and Nick talk bad about them

December 27, 2021 20:14 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

Not a bad episode for only 3 people. Did some Am I the Asshole posts and a few news stories. Josh is the newest one to all this shit and is already the best at keeping a show going. Nick from Yet Another Music Podcast joins us as a semi-permanent cohost.

Andrew is back and also Jodie B is there as well

December 21, 2021 02:32 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

We finally figured out how to make a listenable show. If you don't like the new format, go fuck yourself. 

We Are Assholes Season 4 (skip this one and go to the next one)

December 07, 2021 04:48 - 49 minutes - 42.9 MB

(skip this one and go to the next one) The first episode in the new season of WAA! PJ is back and not happy. Format change coming this season, as the spreadsheet stuff just isn't working anymore.

We Are Assholes Season 4

December 07, 2021 04:48 - 49 minutes - 42.9 MB

The first episode in the new season of WAA! PJ is back and not happy. Format change coming this season, as the spreadsheet stuff just isn't working anymore.

We Are Over

November 30, 2021 02:24 - 1 hour - 55.7 MB

nuff said

ATTENTION

November 29, 2021 21:00 - 19 seconds - 339 KB

Daddy

Dune is Shitty

November 23, 2021 18:50 - 53 minutes - 44.2 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father New Dave: https://twitter.com/ry0b1 WAA Best Artist: https://...

I Am Asshole

November 15, 2021 05:00 - 50 minutes - 43.3 MB

Skip to about 11 minutes in for me screaming about andrew for 20mins straight $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.c...

Fuck you you piece of shit Jake News From Fartmouth

November 08, 2021 19:23 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

Check Out Fartmouth Podcast: https://fartmouthshow.wixsite.com/fart $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_fa...

joe cristalli should be in prison

November 01, 2021 04:56 - 47 minutes - 34.4 MB

https://joecristalli.com/ $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father New Dave: https://twitter.com/ry0b1...

Washboard Abs BDSM Machine

October 25, 2021 03:52 - 58 minutes - 43.8 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father New Dave: https://twitter.com/ry0b1 WAA Best Artist: https://...

Gabby Petito was not murdered

October 18, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 53.3 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Check out Nick's Show Yet Another Music Podcast, The WAA Crew has been making frequent appearances on the latest episodes: https://open.spotify.com/show/1VgAYJgPn30Hi4QPhCr2f3?si=RocMATgIQMapzHjryJFFHQ&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1   New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our di...

Throw back episode Andrew has a nervous breakdown

October 11, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Andrew is currently dying of covid and all my other cohosts suck. so I'm uploading a old patreon episode we did awhile back.    $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): http...

We Are Friends

October 04, 2021 12:15 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Check out Nick's Show Yet Another Music Podcast, The WAA Crew has been making frequent appearances on the latest episodes: https://open.spotify.com/show/1VgAYJgPn30Hi4QPhCr2f3?si=RocMATgIQMapzHjryJFFHQ&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1   New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our di...

Gabby Petito deserved It and Andrew catfishes his cousin

October 04, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Check out Nick's Show Yet Another Music Podcast, The WAA Crew has been making frequent appearances on the latest episodes: https://open.spotify.com/show/1VgAYJgPn30Hi4QPhCr2f3?si=RocMATgIQMapzHjryJFFHQ&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1   New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our di...

Inside the mind of Chris The Kiwi

September 23, 2021 17:09 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

This is an abnormal episode this week. New Dave and Mike interview an infamous man in Australia known as Chris The Kiwi. Join us to find out about his love for a lesbian hooker, how he lost his virginity, vaccine talk, and much much more.  $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our d...

Burning Bridges

September 20, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Check out Devan's Show: https://gaslightingpod.com/ New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father New D...

End of Shows

September 13, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

Idk if the show will go on anymore after this episode $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Go Listen to Fartmouth featuring Grill Master Mike: https://fartmouthshow.wixsite.com/fart Shit Shows Andrew did dont watch: Yet Another Music Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1VgAYJgPn30Hi4QPhCr2f3?si=RocMATgIQMapzHjryJFFHQ&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1 HIV Negative: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://w...

Andrew White Knights for The Dark Knight

September 06, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes Andrew guested on this show, We will make fun of his appearance next week. Make sure to check out Yet Another Music Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1VgAYJgPn30Hi4QPhCr2f3?si=RocMATgIQMapzHjryJFFHQ&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1 New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our disc...

We Stan For Souley Stans

August 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father New Dave: twitter.com/ry0b1  WAA Best Artist: https://twi...

Our Lil Bro Bro Returns to the Show

August 23, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 60 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/waapod Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father New Dave: twitter.com/ry0b1  WAA Best Artist: https://twi...

My Mic Broke 30mins before the recording and I vomited 5mins after the podcast ended

August 16, 2021 04:00 - 56 minutes - 47.1 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes New Merch Store hosted by Who's Right https://whos-right-podcast.myshopify.com/products/61172401b590350012346020?variant=41239039738019 if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father

Ace Attorney Defends Chris Chan

August 09, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes - 50.7 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father

Return from Dave from down under Directed by Thyler from Fartmouth

August 02, 2021 04:00 - 51 minutes - 41.7 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father

Fast Food Isn't real job, Grow Up

July 26, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 52.3 MB

Make sure to check out Po'Boys Podcast https://pod.link/1215644886 and GaslightingPodcast http://gaslightingpod.com/   $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father Jodie B: https://twitter.com/poboypod 

We talk about Andrew's incest fantasies with Thyler from Fartmouth Podcast

July 19, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Listen to Fartmouth they are funnier than us now. https://fartmouthshow.wixsite.com/fart $5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Fartmouth: https://twitter.com/FartmouthU Thyler: https://twitter.com/ThylerC4    

Skip This Episode Featuring Pepper from History Buffs

July 12, 2021 04:47 - 55 minutes - 47.6 MB

$5 for weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/WeAreAssholes  if you want to shame Vegeta/Andrew, join our discord server: https://discord.gg/FSWDTeX6GG  Vegeta: https://twitter.com/TFajitaa  Andrew(Don't follow): https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Crawdad: https://twitter.com/craw_father Pepper from History Buffs: https://twitter.com/peppercutsgrass

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