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War and Peace in just 7 years (WAPIN7)

216 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago -

The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.

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S1E29. Book 1 Catch-Up Quiz

December 17, 2020 01:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

You've finished Book 1 of War and Peace! Cue rapturous applause. Congratulations! Congratulations! You are amazing! Now what on earth happened? If you’ve been with us every step of the way on this monumental journey, or you’re simply a War and Peace hitchhiker wanting a quick refresh of Book 1 so you can launch yourself headfirst into Book 2, well grab a pen and some biscuits. It’s quiz time! We’ve got questions about war, peace, kissing, Smurfs, bears, spiders and of course Uncles! How ma...

28. Andy Pandy's Bye Bye - Book 1 Finale!

December 10, 2020 01:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MB

Peel back that pre-diced pineapple pot, fill your vape with turkish vape juice, and pop the McTurtle™ burgers in the microwave, because it's time to celebrate! Join us this week as we reach an incredible milestone - the end of War and Peace, Book 1. It's an emotional moment for us, and an emotional final chapter - Andy Pandy is off to war, but how will he concentrate with his pregnant wife at home slowly shrinking? The future is unclear, but one thing is certain: even if it takes 7 years, ...

S1E28. Andy Pandy's Bye Bye - Book 1 Finale!

December 10, 2020 01:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MB

Peel back that pre-diced pineapple pot, fill your vape with turkish vape juice, and pop the McTurtle™ burgers in the microwave, because it's time to celebrate! Join us this week as we reach an incredible milestone - the end of War and Peace, Book 1. It's an emotional moment for us, and an emotional final chapter - Andy Pandy is off to war, but how will he concentrate with his pregnant wife at home slowly shrinking? The future is unclear, but one thing is certain: even if it takes 7 years, ...

27. Napoleon is a Powder Monkey!

December 03, 2020 01:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MB

It's dinner time at Nasty Nick's house and there's a politely sneezing architect at the main table... We know you'll find that hard to believe.  "A lowly architect eating his dinner at the MAIN TABLE, WHY WHY WHY?!"   We're just as repulsed and sickened as you are.  Tune in this week to find out who's the biggest powder monkey and what's so special about this awful architect. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! [email protected] - Email us or send us something! wapin7.com/rate...

S1E27. Napoleon is a Powder Monkey!

December 03, 2020 01:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MB

It's dinner time at Nasty Nick's house and there's a politely sneezing architect at the main table... We know you'll find that hard to believe.  "A lowly architect eating his dinner at the MAIN TABLE, WHY WHY WHY?!"   We're just as repulsed and sickened as you are.  Tune in this week to find out who's the biggest powder monkey and what's so special about this awful architect. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! [email protected] - Email us or send us something! wapin7.com/rate...

26. Nasty Nick

November 26, 2020 01:00 - 31 minutes - 21.7 MB

If you're familiar with British TV from the early 2000s, no doubt at this moment you have a shiver descending down your spine.  As adrenaline floods your body and a scream emerges from your mouth, you'll be remembering Nasty Nick - the Big Brother contestant who was so, so very nasty that they added the word 'Nasty' to his name to show how nasty he was.  "There's never been a nastier man" the world said - or has there? Join us this week as we discover more about the OG 'Nasty Nick' - Prin...

S1E26. Nasty Nick

November 26, 2020 01:00 - 31 minutes - 21.7 MB

If you're familiar with British TV from the early 2000s, no doubt at this moment you have a shiver descending down your spine.  As adrenaline floods your body and a scream emerges from your mouth, you'll be remembering Nasty Nick - the Big Brother contestant who was so, so very nasty that they added the word 'Nasty' to his name to show how nasty he was.  "There's never been a nastier man" the world said - or has there? Join us this week as we discover more about the OG 'Nasty Nick' - Prin...

25. Letter of Fortune

November 19, 2020 01:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MB

What's the best letter you've ever read?  Well, multiply that by a relatively large number because this letter is a serious letter and boy does it pack one hell of a punch! But wait! Before you can read that special letter you'll need to dust off your calculator and geometry textbook... it's time for a maths lesson, from the world's busiest man.  Don't be late.  /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Fol...

S1E25. Letter of Fortune

November 19, 2020 01:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MB

What's the best letter you've ever read?  Well, multiply that by a relatively large number because this letter is a serious letter and boy does it pack one hell of a punch! But wait! Before you can read that special letter you'll need to dust off your calculator and geometry textbook... it's time for a maths lesson, from the world's busiest man.  Don't be late.  /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Fol...

S1E24. Con-pleted

November 12, 2020 01:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MB

We've been in the bedroom, and boy what a bedroom that bedroom was.  Join us this week as we stand outside the bedroom once again, looking back at that closed door, remembering the endless columns and beguiling carpet. But as the memory of that extraordinary room teases our senses, we remember something else. Something stranger. Something unsettling.  What exactly were Vassily and Katishe doing as they stumbled across that carpet to the Count's bed? Was there something in their hands as t...

24. Con-pleted

November 12, 2020 01:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MB

We've been in the bedroom, and boy what a bedroom that bedroom was.  Join us this week as we stand outside the bedroom once again, looking back at that closed door, remembering the endless columns and beguiling carpet. But as the memory of that extraordinary room teases our senses, we remember something else. Something stranger. Something unsettling.  What exactly were Vassily and Katishe doing as they stumbled across that carpet to the Count's bed? Was there something in their hands as t...

23. It Really Is Unction Time!

November 05, 2020 01:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MB

Remember that letter? Whomever possess it will be rewarded more serfs and rubbles than is even possible to calculate. Trust us, we tried and the numbers got so high we just sort of stopped.  Well, it's back and someone wants it. Surely no one would have the gaul to pull off the letter heist of the century during your first ever Unction?!  Dust off your Persian wall rugs, pour yourself a cup of steaming beef tea and get ready. It really is  Unction time. We promise. /// patreon.com/wapin...

S1E23. It Really Is Unction Time!

November 05, 2020 01:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MB

Remember that letter? Whomever possess it will be rewarded more serfs and rubbles than is even possible to calculate. Trust us, we tried and the numbers got so high we just sort of stopped.  Well, it's back and someone wants it. Surely no one would have the gaul to pull off the letter heist of the century during your first ever Unction?!  Dust off your Persian wall rugs, pour yourself a cup of steaming beef tea and get ready. It really is  Unction time. We promise. /// patreon.com/wapin...

22. It's Unction Time!

October 29, 2020 01:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MB

Put on your finest Unction hat, Unction gloves and little Unction shoes and get ready to administer... Unction! It's time.  Sit back and relax as the Uncle in the bedroom prepares himself for the best damn Unction-ing you've ever seen. If only we were allowed in... Who gets the inheritance? What’s an Unction? Who’s taller (in hams of course), Tom Cruise or Danny DeVito? Find out the answer to ONE of these questions in this week's episode.  /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin...

S1E22. It's Unction Time!

October 29, 2020 01:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MB

Put on your finest Unction hat, Unction gloves and little Unction shoes and get ready to administer... Unction! It's time.  Sit back and relax as the Uncle in the bedroom prepares himself for the best damn Unction-ing you've ever seen. If only we were allowed in... Who gets the inheritance? What’s an Unction? Who’s taller (in hams of course), Tom Cruise or Danny DeVito? Find out the answer to ONE of these questions in this week's episode.  /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin...

21. Letter in the bedroom

October 22, 2020 00:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MB

There's an uncle in the bedroom, we all know that, but what the hell has he been doing in there? What we do know: he's really, really rich and he's really, really ill - and as if that wasn't enough, he has at least one bedroom.  This week, we're not going in the bedroom (why would we!), but boy are we finding out more about the man with the bedroom, the things he has in his bedroom, and what he's been doing in his bedroom. Don't miss this week's episode as the curious saga of the bedroom ...

S1E21. Letter In The Bedroom

October 22, 2020 00:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MB

There's an uncle in the bedroom, we all know that, but what the hell has he been doing in there? What we do know: he's really, really rich and he's really, really ill - and as if that wasn't enough, he has at least one bedroom.  This week, we're not going in the bedroom (why would we!), but boy are we finding out more about the man with the bedroom, the things he has in his bedroom, and what he's been doing in his bedroom. Don't miss this week's episode as the curious saga of the bedroom ...

21. Letter In The Bedroom

October 22, 2020 00:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MB

There's an uncle in the bedroom, we all know that, but what the hell has he been doing in there? What we do know: he's really, really rich and he's really, really ill - and as if that wasn't enough, he has at least one bedroom.  This week, we're not going in the bedroom (why would we!), but boy are we finding out more about the man with the bedroom, the things he has in his bedroom, and what he's been doing in his bedroom. Don't miss this week's episode as the curious saga of the bedroom ...

20. That Was A Daniel Cooper!

October 15, 2020 00:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MB

Put down your personal pineapple, pocket your pipe and rip your velcro trousers right off, because this week Daniel Cooper is in the room and he insists - WE. MUST. DANCE.  Join us as we spin, twist and thrust our way into War and Peace party legend - we've done the small talk, we've swapped the gossip, and now it's time to let our hips do the talking.  Listen this week as we witness the birth of disco, we're partying 70s style - 1870s that is. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcas...

S1E20. That Was A Daniel Cooper!

October 15, 2020 00:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MB

Put down your personal pineapple, pocket your pipe and rip your velcro trousers right off, because this week Daniel Cooper is in the room and he insists - WE. MUST. DANCE.  Join us as we spin, twist and thrust our way into War and Peace party legend - we've done the small talk, we've swapped the gossip, and now it's time to let our hips do the talking.  Listen this week as we witness the birth of disco, we're partying 70s style - 1870s that is. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcas...

20. That was a Daniel Cooper!

October 15, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.7 MB

Put down your personal pineapple, pocket your pipe and rip your velcro trousers right off, because this week Daniel Cooper is in the room and he insists - WE. MUST. DANCE.  Join us as we spin, twist and thrust our way into War and Peace party legend - we've done the small talk, we've swapped the gossip, and now it's time to let our hips do the talking.  Listen this week as we witness the birth of disco, we're partying 70s style - 1870s that is. /// wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating o...

19. Napoleon vs. The World

October 08, 2020 00:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MB

Between the endless servings of turtle burgers, whole pineapples and free refill wine you could be forgiven for thinking that everything in the world was amazing and perfect. Perhaps after dinner we will dance? Perhaps tomorrow there will be another party? Perhaps it will be this way forever? Perhaps. But behind the totally sweet riffs of the Gravy Boaters, a new tune is starting to play. Under the wicked great banjo solo is the clink of bayonets, through the vibrant buzz of the kazoo is t...

S1E19. Napoleon vs. The World

October 08, 2020 00:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MB

Between the endless servings of turtle burgers, whole pineapples and free refill wine you could be forgiven for thinking that everything in the world was amazing and perfect. Perhaps after dinner we will dance? Perhaps tomorrow there will be another party? Perhaps it will be this way forever? Perhaps. But behind the totally sweet riffs of the Gravy Boaters, a new tune is starting to play. Under the wicked great banjo solo is the clink of bayonets, through the vibrant buzz of the kazoo is t...

S1E18. Enter The Dragon

October 01, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.7 MB

Legend tells of a powerful and mysterious woman, raised by wild pigs in the Siberian mountains, she has learnt that ice and fire are the inseparable sisters of survival.  The story foretells that she will appear only in the most unusual of circumstances - it must be a glorious name day, there must be an organised dining event the like of which Russia has never seen, and there must be the powerful stench of shame.  It is said she will come and feed on the shame, turning its cold ice into th...

18. Enter The Dragon

October 01, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.7 MB

Legend tells of a powerful and mysterious woman, raised by wild pigs in the Siberian mountains, she has learnt that ice and fire are the inseparable sisters of survival.  The story foretells that she will appear only in the most unusual of circumstances - it must be a glorious name day, there must be an organised dining event the like of which Russia has never seen, and there must be the powerful stench of shame.  It is said she will come and feed on the shame, turning its cold ice into th...

18. Enter the dragon

October 01, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.7 MB

Legend tells of a powerful and mysterious woman, raised by wild pigs in the Siberian mountains, she has learnt that ice and fire are the inseparable sisters of survival.  The story foretells that she will appear only in the most unusual of circumstances - it must be a glorious name day, there must be an organised dining event the like of which Russia has never seen, and there must be the powerful stench of shame.  It is said she will come and feed on the shame, turning its cold ice into th...

17. Cash in the hanky

September 24, 2020 00:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MB

This week we meet the sauciest man in War and Peace, and boy does he like sauce. We're talking béarnaise, we're talking béchamel, we're talking classic gravy - this man has tried them all and has found a place for most of them on his clothes.  Plus we're spending some quality time with WAP's two old and dearest friends. But will their insatiable lust for money bring these best buds closer together, or push them apart - like two halves of a wallet stuffed full of CASH?  Tune in this week to...

S1E17. Cash In The Hanky

September 24, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MB

This week we meet the sauciest man in War and Peace, and boy does he like sauce. We're talking béarnaise, we're talking béchamel, we're talking classic gravy - this man has tried them all and has found a place for most of them on his clothes.  Plus we're spending some quality time with WAP's two old and dearest friends. But will their insatiable lust for money bring these best buds closer together, or push them apart - like two halves of a wallet stuffed full of CASH?  Tune in this week to...

17. Cash In The Hanky

September 24, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MB

This week we meet the sauciest man in War and Peace, and boy does he like sauce. We're talking béarnaise, we're talking béchamel, we're talking classic gravy - this man has tried them all and has found a place for most of them on his clothes.  Plus we're spending some quality time with WAP's two old and dearest friends. But will their insatiable lust for money bring these best buds closer together, or push them apart - like two halves of a wallet stuffed full of CASH?  Tune in this week to...

16. The Con is on

September 17, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MB

If you thought you could kidnap a policeman, tie him to a stolen bear, then push them both in the canal and wonder off without any consequences, think again!  Join us this week as Pierre's dark, bear filled past rears its furry head to cause moderate to severe embarrassment. Can Pierre take the heat, or will his social standing be torn to shreds by the vicious claws of gossip?  Plus - CUE FUNKY CRIME MUSIC - we're casing the joint with two of War and Peace's wiliest slicksters - they're bu...

16. The Con Is On!

September 17, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MB

If you thought you could kidnap a policeman, tie him to a stolen bear, then push them both in the canal and wonder off without any consequences, think again!  Join us this week as Pierre's dark, bear filled past rears its furry head to cause moderate to severe embarrassment. Can Pierre take the heat, or will his social standing be torn to shreds by the vicious claws of gossip?  Plus - CUE FUNKY CRIME MUSIC - we're casing the joint with two of War and Peace's wiliest slicksters - they're bu...

S1E16. The Con Is On!

September 17, 2020 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MB

If you thought you could kidnap a policeman, tie him to a stolen bear, then push them both in the canal and wonder off without any consequences, think again!  Join us this week as Pierre's dark, bear filled past rears its furry head to cause moderate to severe embarrassment. Can Pierre take the heat, or will his social standing be torn to shreds by the vicious claws of gossip?  Plus - CUE FUNKY CRIME MUSIC - we're casing the joint with two of War and Peace's wiliest slicksters - they're bu...

S1E15. Uncle In The Bedroom

September 10, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MB

 There's an uncle in the bedroom  A bedroom made of gold  An uncle the most handsome  In all Russia, it's been told  "We'd like to see the uncle please  Before he goes and dies  We've heard he's freakin loaded  And we were passing by"  There's an uncle in the bedroom  In this week's episode  Listen now, and have no fear  The actual show's in prose /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Insta...

15. Uncle In The Bedroom

September 10, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MB

 There's an uncle in the bedroom  A bedroom made of gold  An uncle the most handsome  In all Russia, it's been told  "We'd like to see the uncle please  Before he goes and dies  We've heard he's freakin loaded  And we were passing by"  There's an uncle in the bedroom  In this week's episode  Listen now, and have no fear  The actual show's in prose /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Insta...

15. Uncle in the bedroom

September 10, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MB

 There's an uncle in the bedroom  A bedroom made of gold  An uncle the most handsome  In all Russia, it's been told  "We'd like to see the uncle please  Before he goes and dies  We've heard he's freakin loaded  And we were passing by"  There's an uncle in the bedroom  In this week's episode  Listen now, and have no fear  The actual show's in prose ///  Leave a rating or review! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟  Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/war-and-peace-in-just-7-years-wapin7-com/ Podchas...

14. This is so diplomat!

September 03, 2020 00:00 - 26 minutes - 18.6 MB

This week the generations are at war. On one side, the mysterious Vera. Handsome as they come, her mouth quite possibly brimming with spiders - and now, terrifying new rumours that she wields dark and unnatural powers.  On the other side, four hopeful children. Innocent as tiny little ducklings, their only weapons are the power of love and some really quite cutting insults they have just invented. But will their incantations be enough to overpower the ice hearted Vera? Or will the good ho...

S1E14. This Is So Diplomat!

September 03, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 19 MB

This week the generations are at war. On one side, the mysterious Vera. Handsome as they come, her mouth quite possibly brimming with spiders - and now, terrifying new rumours that she wields dark and unnatural powers.  On the other side, four hopeful children. Innocent as tiny little ducklings, their only weapons are the power of love and some really quite cutting insults they have just invented. But will their incantations be enough to overpower the ice hearted Vera? Or will the good ho...

14. This Is So Diplomat!

September 03, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 19 MB

This week the generations are at war. On one side, the mysterious Vera. Handsome as they come, her mouth quite possibly brimming with spiders - and now, terrifying new rumours that she wields dark and unnatural powers.  On the other side, four hopeful children. Innocent as tiny little ducklings, their only weapons are the power of love and some really quite cutting insults they have just invented. But will their incantations be enough to overpower the ice hearted Vera? Or will the good ho...

S1E13. Let's Get Kissin'

August 27, 2020 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.9 MB

The storm clouds are clearing and the romance rainbow is in the air - get your ❤️ emoji ready because this week WAP is crushin' hard.  We're playing hard to get, we're mixing our messages and we're literally playing hide and seek. Get ready to get smitten, because this week it's a heartstring symphony, and you're all invited. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Instagram WAPIN7.com - Join ...

13. Let's Get Kissin'

August 27, 2020 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.9 MB

The storm clouds are clearing and the romance rainbow is in the air - get your ❤️ emoji ready because this week WAP is crushin' hard.  We're playing hard to get, we're mixing our messages and we're literally playing hide and seek. Get ready to get smitten, because this week it's a heartstring symphony, and you're all invited. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the show! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow us on Instagram WAPIN7.com - Join ...

12. Cat Woman's Heartbreak

August 20, 2020 00:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MB

Sure it's great that all these old people are having a nice time, but what are the YOUNG people up to? And who the heck do they fancy? Tell me now!  This week we're slip n' sliding our way through the intricate social web of Moscow's youth scene to answer these critical questions. Join us as we jump on the seesaw of uncertainty, clamber high on the jungle gym of jealousy and go feet first down the slide of emotional instability.   The stakes are high and the eyes have never been deweyer, d...

S1E12. Cat Woman's Heartbreak

August 20, 2020 00:00 - 23 minutes - 15.9 MB

Sure it's great that all these old people are having a nice time, but what are the YOUNG people up to? And who the heck do they fancy? Tell me now!  This week we're slip n' sliding our way through the intricate social web of Moscow's youth scene to answer these critical questions. Join us as we jump on the seesaw of uncertainty, clamber high on the jungle gym of jealousy and go feet first down the slide of emotional instability.   The stakes are high and the eyes have never been deweyer, d...

11. The Psychic Doll

August 13, 2020 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.6 MB

Join us this week as we meet one of the lesser-known characters of War and Peace - Mimi the Psychic Doll.  Is she the true power behind the Rostov's incredible wealth? Who is the small boy she controls and what does he want? And how will the family finally escape her supernatural grasp?  Plus it's cause for celebration as we enjoy our first ever name day, and we go deep inside the snuff tin to find out more about the mysterious nasal spice. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! ...

S1E11. The Psychic Doll

August 13, 2020 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.6 MB

Join us this week as we meet one of the lesser-known characters of War and Peace - Mimi the Psychic Doll.  Is she the true power behind the Rostov's incredible wealth? Who is the small boy she controls and what does he want? And how will the family finally escape her supernatural grasp?  Plus it's cause for celebration as we enjoy our first ever name day, and we go deep inside the snuff tin to find out more about the mysterious nasal spice. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! ...

S1E10. The Final Countdown

August 06, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MB

We've met a fair few wealthy people, even some really quite rich people and now it's time to meet the most fabulously loaded family Russia has ever produced. We're talking the Ferrero Rocher of human beings - yeah, they're that rich.  They've got footmen coming out the wazoo, enough snuff to kill a massive elephant and the sharpest small talk in all of Moscow.  Move over Dale Carnegie, if you really want to know How to Win Friends and Influence People, listen to this episode. /// patreo...

10. The Final Countdown

August 06, 2020 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MB

We've met a fair few wealthy people, even some really quite rich people and now it's time to meet the most fabulously loaded family Russia has ever produced. We're talking the Ferrero Rocher of human beings - yeah, they're that rich.  They've got footmen coming out the wazoo, enough snuff to kill a massive elephant and the sharpest small talk in all of Moscow.  Move over Dale Carnegie, if you really want to know How to Win Friends and Influence People, listen to this episode. /// patreo...

S1E9. Party Bear

July 30, 2020 00:00 - 25 minutes - 17.9 MB

Sure, the party's over, but that doesn't mean there isn't time for ANOTHER PARTY. Put the vol-au-vents in the bin - it turns out getting absolutely wasted was the idea all along. What you'll need: 1 litre of rum per person, carpentry tools, a friendly but irresponsible zoo keeper, and of course a couple of packs of cards. Oh, and don't forget your collar and chain. The party rule book is quite literally out of the window. Trust us, you've never seen anything like this. /// patreon.com/wa...

9. Party Bear

July 30, 2020 00:00 - 25 minutes - 17.9 MB

Sure, the party's over, but that doesn't mean there isn't time for ANOTHER PARTY. Put the vol-au-vents in the bin - it turns out getting absolutely wasted was the idea all along. What you'll need: 1 litre of rum per person, carpentry tools, a friendly but irresponsible zoo keeper, and of course a couple of packs of cards. Oh, and don't forget your collar and chain. The party rule book is quite literally out of the window. Trust us, you've never seen anything like this. /// patreon.com/wa...

8. Negative Nancy

July 23, 2020 00:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MB

It's an age old debate: will marriage make you happy and fulfilled, or will it suck the entire life force from you, turning you into an empty husk - a gibbering, nodding, simpleton, broken and corrupted by the ring on your finger and the ball and chain on your leg?  Tune in this week for some advice that really could change your life as Negative Nancy dives deep, deep, deep into the pit of despair that is marriage. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leav...

S1E8. Negative Nancy

July 23, 2020 00:00 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MB

It's an age old debate: will marriage make you happy and fulfilled, or will it suck the entire life force from you, turning you into an empty husk - a gibbering, nodding, simpleton, broken and corrupted by the ring on your finger and the ball and chain on your leg?  Tune in this week for some advice that really could change your life as Negative Nancy dives deep, deep, deep into the pit of despair that is marriage. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leav...