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War and Peace in just 7 years (WAPIN7)

216 episodes - English - Latest episode: 17 days ago -

The world's biggest and most ridiculous War and Peace podcast. British comedians Will and Steve do battle with the greatest book of all time.

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S5E6. Pierre's Perfect Pilgrim Party

February 17, 2022 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

Pierre the perfect pilgrim pleaser pleases pilgrims perfectly in this week's perfectly priceless episode of WAPIN7. PAUSE! "Pierre? Perfect!? " You proudly protest! Well yes! Pierre is a perfect, polished, patient, professional, pleasant, punctilious and perfectly perfect player and it's about time everyone knew it! Preach!  // patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Ye...

76. Pierre's Perfect Pilgrim Party

February 17, 2022 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

Pierre the perfect pilgrim pleaser pleases pilgrims perfectly in this week's perfectly priceless episode of WAPIN7. PAUSE! "Pierre? Perfect!? " You proudly protest! Well yes! Pierre is a perfect, polished, patient, professional, pleasant, punctilious and perfectly perfect player and it's about time everyone knew it! Preach!   // patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Ye...

75. Free The Smurfs

February 03, 2022 01:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MB

This week we're talking Serfs - the indentured workforce of 1800s Russia, bonded to a lifetime of hard labor for zero pay as they slowly die from preventable diseases in their rat infested hovels. We'll be asking "Is that really that bad?" and hearing things like "Maybe my Serfs are actually having a great time?" as well as "Even if it won't cost me much to significantly improve their lives, what's the point? I can't be bothered quite frankly". Plus we meet one man who's showing his big re...

S5E5. Free The Smurfs

February 03, 2022 01:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MB

This week we're talking Serfs - the indentured workforce of 1800s Russia, bonded to a lifetime of hard labor for zero pay as they slowly die from preventable diseases in their rat infested hovels. We'll be asking "Is that really that bad?" and hearing things like "Maybe my Serfs are actually having a great time?" as well as "Even if it won't cost me much to significantly improve their lives, what's the point? I can't be bothered quite frankly". Plus we meet one man who's showing his big re...

74. Meta Letter

January 20, 2022 01:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

We just got a meta letter! I wonder who it's from? A letter inside another letter! I wonder who it's from?! A letter longer than time itself... I wonder who it's from!! A special special meta letter that's super extra long! WHO IS IT FROM?!?! JUST TELL ME! There's only one way to find out...  // patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Ye should follow us on Instagram...

S5E4. Meta Letter

January 20, 2022 01:00 - 47 minutes - 32.4 MB

We just got a meta letter! I wonder who it's from? A letter inside another letter! I wonder who it's from?! A letter longer than time itself... I wonder who it's from!! A special special meta letter that's super extra long! WHO IS IT FROM?!?! JUST TELL ME! There's only one way to find out...  // patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Ye should follow us on Instagram...

73. St. Partiesburg

January 06, 2022 01:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

Warm up your mouth, polish your teeth and fill your lungs because it's time to party! Yes that's right, you are invited to another sensational Anna 1 get together where your hips absolutely will not do the talking, but your lips certainly will.Β  Prepare to chat, schmooze, and wag your chin all the way to the top as you compete with the greatest small talkers in all of St. Petersberg. Will you tell the joke of a lifetime and be instantly made emperor? Or will you stick your foot so deep in y...

S5E3. St. Partiesburg

January 06, 2022 01:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

Warm up your mouth, polish your teeth and fill your lungs because it's time to party! Yes that's right, you are invited to another sensational Anna 1 get together where your hips absolutely will not do the talking, but your lips certainly will.Β  Prepare to chat, schmooze, and wag your chin all the way to the top as you compete with the greatest small talkers in all of St. Petersberg. Will you tell the joke of a lifetime and be instantly made emperor? Or will you stick your foot so deep in y...

S5E2. Think About It!

December 23, 2021 01:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

We've all joined ultra secretive societies before. We all know the drill: box of bones, blindfold, various sets of gloves with incredibly specific uses, a trowel, some aprons, secret hieroglyphs, an unknowable mystery, various states of undress and of course a very very very large bill to be paid immediately! For those of you who haven't joined a secret society I think you're in for quite a treat... "More bones, please!!" // patreon.com/wapin7 -Β  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites...

S5E2. Think About It!

December 23, 2021 01:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

We've all joined ultra secretive societies before. We all know the drill: box of bones, blindfold, various sets of gloves with incredibly specific uses, a trowel, some aprons, secret hieroglyphs, an unknowable mystery, various states of undress and of course a very very very large bill to be paid immediately! For those of you who haven't joined a secret society I think you're in for quite a treat... "More bones, please!!" // patreon.com/wapin7 -Β  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites...

72. Think About It!

December 23, 2021 01:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

We've all joined ultra secretive societies before. We all know the drill: box of bones, blindfold, various sets of gloves with incredibly specific uses, a trowel, some aprons, secret hieroglyphs, an unknowable mystery, various states of undress and of course a very very very large bill to be paid immediately! For those of you who haven't joined a secret society I think you're in for quite a treat... "More bones, please!!" // patreon.com/wapin7 -Β  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites...

S5E1. Parlay With The Pirate King - Book 5 Begins!

December 02, 2021 01:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MB

Ahoy me hearties! What better way to start Book 5 than with an old sea shanty! One sad man in a very sad place Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Enter the Pirate King with a large round face Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Who is the Pirate King? What does he want? Why is he yelling? Why does he only eat tiny bits of sugar? There's only one way to find out... It be time to walk the plank! // patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye ...

71. Parlay With The Pirate King - Book 5 Begins!

December 02, 2021 01:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MB

Ahoy me hearties! What better way to start Book 5 than with an old sea shanty! One sad man in a very sad place Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Enter the Pirate King with a large round face Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Who is the Pirate King? What does he want? Why is he yelling? Why does he only eat tiny bits of sugar? There's only one way to find out... It be time to walk the plank! // patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye ...

S5E1. Parlay With The Pirate King - Book 5 Begins!

December 02, 2021 01:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MB

Ahoy me hearties! What better way to start Book 5 than with an old sea shanty! One sad man in a very sad place Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Enter the Pirate King with a large round face Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka Who is the Pirate King? What does he want? Why is he yelling? Why does he only eat tiny bits of sugar? There's only one way to find out... It be time to walk the plank! // patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would ye support the podcast, me hearites?! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would ye ...

S4E10. Special: The Monkey's Paw

November 25, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MB

What happens when you take a boring old monkey paw, fill it with magical evilness and exactly three wishes, and give it to an unsuspecting family who like playing chess and listening to the wind?Β  Will they wish for world peace?Β  Will they wish for the world's best clown? Will they wish for more paws? There's only one way to find out... "Monkey Paw, I wish for a special episode of WAPIN7 summarising ALL of the Monkey's Paw!" *WISH GRANTING SOUNDS **Also some wind sounds // patreon.c...

S4E10. Special: The Monkey's Paw

November 25, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MB

What happens when you take a boring old monkey paw, fill it with magical evilness and exactly three wishes, and give it to an unsuspecting family who like playing chess and listening to the wind?Β  Will they wish for world peace?Β  Will they wish for the world's best clown? Will they wish for more paws? There's only one way to find out... "Monkey Paw, I wish for a special episode of WAPIN7 summarising ALL of the Monkey's Paw!" *WISH GRANTING SOUNDS **Also some wind sounds // patreon.c...

70. Special: The Monkey's Paw

November 25, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MB

What happens when you take a boring old monkey paw, fill it with magical evilness and exactly three wishes, and give it to an unsuspecting family who like playing chess and listening to the wind?Β  Will they wish for world peace?Β  Will they wish for the world's best clown? Will they wish for more paws? There's only one way to find out... "Monkey Paw, I wish for a special episode of WAPIN7 summarising ALL of the Monkey's Paw!" *WISH GRANTING SOUNDS **Also some wind sounds // patreon.c...

S4E9. Book 4 Catch-Up Quiz

November 18, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

You've finished book 4 of the greatest book of all time!Β  You're feeling proud, brave and completely diplomat. You howl with pride. Howl like a recently cursed werewolf singing his heart out at the clavichord. Just as you reach the crescendo of your happy wolf song it dawns on you... Do I actually remember anything? Well do you?! It's quiz time!Β  We've got questions about 13th century personal pronouns, shopping lists, Russian Emperors, Ham, Hands, Money, Mums and of course Smurfs.Β  The...

69. Book 4 Catch-Up Quiz

November 18, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

You've finished book 4 of the greatest book of all time!Β  You're feeling proud, brave and completely diplomat. You howl with pride. Howl like a recently cursed werewolf singing his heart out at the clavichord. Just as you reach the crescendo of your happy wolf song it dawns on you... Do I actually remember anything? Well do you?! It's quiz time!Β  We've got questions about 13th century personal pronouns, shopping lists, Russian Emperors, Ham, Hands, Money, Mums and of course Smurfs.Β  The...

S4E8. The Last Song of The Werewolf - Book 4 Finale!

October 28, 2021 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MB

Ancient Russian legends speak of an old curse. It is said there is a man, human at a glance, but listen to him sing and you will hear the beautiful and sad voice of a wolf. This half man, half wolf, is older than time itself. Through the millenia he has sought but one thing, one thing that could finally release him from his furry prison - true love. Who is this beast? Will the curse finally be broken? How can this possibly relate to War and Peace? Join us this week as we answer these qu...

68. The Last Song of The Werewolf - Book 4 Finale!

October 28, 2021 00:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MB

Ancient Russian legends speak of an old curse. It is said there is a man, human at a glance, but listen to him sing and you will hear the beautiful and sad voice of a wolf. This half man, half wolf, is older than time itself. Through the millenia he has sought but one thing, one thing that could finally release him from his furry prison - true love. Who is this beast? Will the curse finally be broken? How can this possibly relate to War and Peace? Join us this week as we answer these qu...

S4E7. The Big Ping Pong Punt

October 21, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

The first rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket cards is: you do not talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket-Cards.Β  The second rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards: you DO NOT talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards! Third rule of Fight Club, sorry Ping-Ping-Cricket Cards: if someone yells β€œstop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the Ping-Pong-Cricket Card game is over. Theres only one question, 'Are you afraid to play?" Everything is on the line... (sort of) *Cue Ominous Music /// patreon.com/wapin7 -Β  Would thou support t...

67. The Big Ping Pong Punt

October 21, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

The first rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket cards is: you do not talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket-Cards.Β  The second rule of Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards: you DO NOT talk about Ping-Pong-Cricket Cards! Third rule of Fight Club, sorry Ping-Ping-Cricket Cards: if someone yells β€œstop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the Ping-Pong-Cricket Card game is over. Theres only one question, 'Are you afraid to play?" Everything is on the line... (sort of) *Cue Ominous Music /// patreon.com/wapin7 -Β  Would thou support t...

S4E6. 2-4-1 @ Iogels

October 14, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

TONIGHT @ IOGELS Moscow's Hottest Club 1806 Get ready YOUNG PEOPLE for the biggest night of the year: the alcopops are flowing, the beats are gnarlier than Napoleon, and the dance moves are completely diplomat! Yes it's SINGLES NIGHT at IOGELS.  Don't miss out, book your tickets now.  GUEST LIST ONLY. ALCOPOP FOUNTAIN. DANCE COMP. /// patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would thou support the podcast!? wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would thou Leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Thou ...

66. 2-4-1 @ Iogels

October 14, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

TONIGHT @ IOGELS Moscow's Hottest Club 1806 Get ready YOUNG PEOPLE for the biggest night of the year: the alcopops are flowing, the beats are gnarlier than Napoleon, and the dance moves are completely diplomat! Yes it's SINGLES NIGHT at IOGELS.  Don't miss out, book your tickets now.  GUEST LIST ONLY. ALCOPOP FOUNTAIN. DANCE COMP. /// patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would thou support the podcast!? wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would thou Leave a rating or review!? instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Thou ...

65. Ok, Maybe One Funeral

September 30, 2021 00:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MB

We've had some good times over the last 64 episodes haven't we? We've laughed, we've loved, we've danced the Cooper. Absolutely, there was a small amount of horrifying war, and just a touch of mindless violence. But overall, it's been a lot of fun.Β  But as the saying goes, sometimes life gives you pineapples, and sometimes life drops hundreds of huge, sad, pineapples on you from a great height and if they hit you you'll feel incredibly sad and in pain. This week is the 2nd kind of week, so...

S4E5. Ok, Maybe One Funeral

September 30, 2021 00:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MB

We've had some good times over the last 64 episodes haven't we? We've laughed, we've loved, we've danced the Cooper. Absolutely, there was a small amount of horrifying war, and just a touch of mindless violence. But overall, it's been a lot of fun.Β  But as the saying goes, sometimes life gives you pineapples, and sometimes life drops hundreds of huge, sad, pineapples on you from a great height and if they hit you you'll feel incredibly sad and in pain. This week is the 2nd kind of week, so...

S4E4. No Weddings And No Funeral

September 23, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

Shy Moscovite Pierre (Hugh Grant) meets Moscovian Hélène (Andie MacDowell) at their own wedding and enjoys several months of marriage to her. The next time they meet, at their own house, Hélène is accompanied by a poor but amusing lover Dolokhov (Corin Redgrave), leaving Pierre heartbroken. Never mind, with the bald hills on the horizon, there's still time for him to win the love of his local sweetheart using anger, money, and shouting. This hugely popular comedy established Hugh Grant...

64. No Weddings And No Funeral

September 23, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

Shy Moscovite Pierre (Hugh Grant) meets Moscovian Hélène (Andie MacDowell) at their own wedding and enjoys several months of marriage to her. The next time they meet, at their own house, Hélène is accompanied by a poor but amusing lover Dolokhov (Corin Redgrave), leaving Pierre heartbroken. Never mind, with the bald hills on the horizon, there's still time for him to win the love of his local sweetheart using anger, money, and shouting. This hugely popular comedy established Hugh Grant...

64. No Wedding And No Funeral

September 23, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

Shy Moscovite Pierre (Hugh Grant) meets Moscovian Hélène (Andie MacDowell) at their own wedding and enjoys several months of marriage to her. The next time they meet, at their own house, Hélène is accompanied by a poor but amusing lover Dolokhov (Corin Redgrave), leaving Pierre heartbroken. Never mind, with the bald hills on the horizon, there's still time for him to win the love of his local sweetheart using anger, money, and shouting. This hugely popular comedy established Hugh Grant...

S4E3. I Challenge Thou!

September 16, 2021 00:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MB

The party continues!  As guests greedily sup turtle soup and toast every single person in Russia a storm is brewing... Not a literal storm, like a storm, but an internal storm.  What happens when a massive man with long sad hair and giant healthy red hands is pushed to his limits? Will he explode like a large massive bomb; or will he just sit there looking all sad and red?  Retribution is coming. /// patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would thou support the podcast!? wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would t...

63. I Challenge Thou!

September 16, 2021 00:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MB

The party continues!  As guests greedily sup turtle soup and toast every single person in Russia a storm is brewing... Not a literal storm, like a storm, but an internal storm.  What happens when a massive man with long sad hair and giant healthy red hands is pushed to his limits? Will he explode like a large massive bomb; or will he just sit there looking all sad and red?  Retribution is coming. /// patreon.com/wapin7 -  Would thou support the podcast!? wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Would t...

S4E2. Time For Toast

September 09, 2021 00:00 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MB

Dear Listener, You are cordially invited to an evening of fine dining, amusements, and powerful dancing at The English Club. In attendance will be one SPECIAL GUEST plus Russia's oldest and wealthiest men, and of course me, the sauciest boy in town Count 'Sauce guy' Rostov. Truly it is not to be missed. Over 18 delightful courses we will travel the culinary world, consuming everything from chicken chins to sterlet shins. The official sauce of the party is 'mayonnaise' so please dress appr...

62. Time For Toast

September 09, 2021 00:00 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MB

Dear Listener, You are cordially invited to an evening of fine dining, amusements, and powerful dancing at The English Club. In attendance will be one SPECIAL GUEST plus Russia's oldest and wealthiest men, and of course me, the sauciest boy in town Count 'Sauce guy' Rostov. Truly it is not to be missed. Over 18 delightful courses we will travel the culinary world, consuming everything from chicken chins to sterlet shins. The official sauce of the party is 'mayonnaise' so please dress appr...

S4E1. Would Thou Pass The Jelly? - Book 4 Begins!

September 02, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MB

Say goodbye to Season 3 because it's time for Season 4!Β  The war is having a well deserved holiday. It's tired from all the retreating and endless bouts of foggy mist and misty misty fog.Β  Even though we're far from the front lines of the actual war there is still a war... but this war is a war between rigid social norms and being honest to your feelings.Β  In a literal sense it's also a war between 'you' and 'thou' and may I say now that we have never been more confused by anything so far...

61. Would Thou Pass The Jelly? - Book 4 Begins!

September 02, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MB

Say goodbye to Season 3 because it's time for Season 4!Β  The war is having a well deserved holiday. It's tired from all the retreating and endless bouts of foggy mist and misty misty fog.Β  Even though we're far from the front lines of the actual war there is still a war... but this war is a war between rigid social norms and being honest to your feelings.Β  In a literal sense it's also a war between 'you' and 'thou' and may I say now that we have never been more confused by anything so far...

60. Book 3 Catch-Up Quiz

August 26, 2021 00:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

It's that wonderful time of the season... QUIZ TIME! What can you remember from book 3 of War and Peace? It's time to don your finest velvet reading cape, pour a large glass of steaming hot beef tea and retreat deep inside your memory shed.Β  We've got questions about mailboxes, fog, the 1971 film Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory and of course some questions about book 3 of War and Peace: quotes, motivations, sayings and more! There's even a surprise listener question. There really ...

S3E14. Book 3 Catch-Up Quiz

August 26, 2021 00:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

It's that wonderful time of the season... QUIZ TIME! What can you remember from book 3 of War and Peace? It's time to don your finest velvet reading cape, pour a large glass of steaming hot beef tea and retreat deep inside your memory shed.Β  We've got questions about mailboxes, fog, the 1971 film Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory and of course some questions about book 3 of War and Peace: quotes, motivations, sayings and more! There's even a surprise listener question. There really ...

59. Special: Pride and Prejudice - Chapters 1 to 3

August 12, 2021 00:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MB

It's the early 19th century and a handsome single chap with loads of dosh has moved in just round the corner. There's only thing to do: gossip. Dust off your reading cape, iron your finest party hat and check the tires on your chaise because we're going to a party! Who will do the most backflips? Which daughter will be the best at potentially being married? Who will put the evil Mr Darcy in his place?Β  There's only one way to find out... ONWARDS! /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the po...

S3E13. Special: Pride and Prejudice - Chapters 1 to 3

August 12, 2021 00:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MB

It's the early 19th century and a handsome single chap with loads of dosh has moved in just round the corner. There's only thing to do: gossip. Dust off your reading cape, iron your finest party hat and check the tires on your chaise because we're going to a party! Who will do the most backflips? Which daughter will be the best at potentially being married? Who will put the evil Mr Darcy in his place?Β  There's only one way to find out... ONWARDS! /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the po...

58. What Is It Good For? - Book 3 Finale!

July 29, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MB

We wanted it to be on. We waited for it to be on. Now it's actually on, and it might be better if it was off. Can we change our minds? Last week we were left desperately hanging from the literary cliff, and this week we're boldly letting go. Join us as we descend through the soup-thick fog in search of answers... Who is dead? Who is alive? Have we completely lost? Did Daddy ever make it to Disneyland? And most importantly of all - what happened to that small pond mentioned briefly several...

S3E12. What Is It Good For? - Book 3 Finale!

July 29, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MB

We wanted it to be on. We waited for it to be on. Now it's actually on, and it might be better if it was off. Can we change our minds? Last week we were left desperately hanging from the literary cliff, and this week we're boldly letting go. Join us as we descend through the soup-thick fog in search of answers... Who is dead? Who is alive? Have we completely lost? Did Daddy ever make it to Disneyland? And most importantly of all - what happened to that small pond mentioned briefly several...

S3E11. It Really, Really, Really Is On!

July 22, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MB

Where once there was fog, or maybe dense mist, but probably definitely fog, now there lies smoke.Β  Like an incredibly dense super-fog, the smoke hides all it touches...Β  Has the averagely tall Napoleon's dastardly plan paid off? Is everyone dead? Will the Russians find their way out of this hyper-fog-mist-smoke-hybrid?Β  We'd be lying if we said it wasn't on.Β  It really, really, really is. We're really, really, really sure now. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/...

57. It Really, Really, Really Is On!

July 22, 2021 00:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MB

Where once there was fog, or maybe dense mist, but probably definitely fog, now there lies smoke.Β  Like an incredibly dense super-fog, the smoke hides all it touches...Β  Has the averagely tall Napoleon's dastardly plan paid off? Is everyone dead? Will the Russians find their way out of this hyper-fog-mist-smoke-hybrid?Β  We'd be lying if we said it wasn't on.Β  It really, really, really is. We're really, really, really sure now. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/...

S3E10. Gloves Off!

July 15, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MB

The fog was thick. Thick as a thick, thick bowl of fog soup.Β  Everywhere young Nicky Rostov turned he saw the dense white of the horrible thick fog. It was like being inside a pie made entirely of milk.Β  Β "Hello!" he shouted "It's me Nicky Rostov is anyone there?" The thick, milky fog consumed his words like a pack of pigeons around an unlucky chip. "I'm here to fight the French... I'm not scared" he shouted, a little too loudly. Just then, through the thick horrible milky white fog, he ...

56. Gloves Off!

July 15, 2021 00:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MB

The fog was thick. Thick as a thick, thick bowl of fog soup.Β  Everywhere young Nicky Rostov turned he saw the dense white of the horrible thick fog. It was like being inside a pie made entirely of milk.Β  Β "Hello!" he shouted "It's me Nicky Rostov is anyone there?" The thick, milky fog consumed his words like a pack of pigeons around an unlucky chip. "I'm here to fight the French... I'm not scared" he shouted, a little too loudly. Just then, through the thick horrible milky white fog, he ...

55. Oh Boy, It Really Is On Now

July 08, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

Yeah we're doing this again... We're sorry, OK!  We were so sure it was on before and so we said it was "on" but then it wasn't "on" and then this episode happened and at the end we were both like, "oh boy, it really is on now!" To be honest we don't know if it's on.  We hope it's on.  We're so sorry if it turns out that next week it isn't actually on. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow ...

S3E9. Oh Boy, It Really Is On Now

July 08, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 23.7 MB

Yeah we're doing this again... We're sorry, OK!  We were so sure it was on before and so we said it was "on" but then it wasn't "on" and then this episode happened and at the end we were both like, "oh boy, it really is on now!" To be honest we don't know if it's on.  We hope it's on.  We're so sorry if it turns out that next week it isn't actually on. /// patreon.com/wapin7 - Support the podcast! wapin7.com/rate 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟- Leave a rating or review! instagram.com/wapin7podcast/ - Follow ...

54. Oh It's On!

July 01, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MB

Diary - I've simply got to tell you! Something incredible has happened. Are you ready??? I actually MET the emperor today, the real Russian emperor, and it was A-MAZ-ING!!!Β  Here's what happened... I was standing around on the road feeling MAD about not getting to do any fighting when suddenly everything slowed down. Everyone was quiet, and it was like the air was ON FIRE. That's when I saw him. He was Majestic. Amazing. Majazing! Haha - it was like he was surrounded in white light and was...

S3E8. Oh It's On!

July 01, 2021 00:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MB

Diary - I've simply got to tell you! Something incredible has happened. Are you ready??? I actually MET the emperor today, the real Russian emperor, and it was A-MAZ-ING!!!Β  Here's what happened... I was standing around on the road feeling MAD about not getting to do any fighting when suddenly everything slowed down. Everyone was quiet, and it was like the air was ON FIRE. That's when I saw him. He was Majestic. Amazing. Majazing! Haha - it was like he was surrounded in white light and was...