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Uriah Jokes Podcast

283 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago -

Uriah Jokes Podcast is hosted and produced by comedian Uriah Wesman. The podcast is a satirical comedy based in a reality where nothing is real, and everything is an opportunity for jokes. Still, everyone knows that the world may exist, but if not, this podcast does. New episodes are uploaded every Monday to Thursday.

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Episodes

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 69 - How City Council Stole Your Cat's Christmas

November 27, 2020 14:00 - 10 minutes - 14.1 MB

A satirical take on this Canadian's town plan to ban cats from going outside without supervision. Are Cats Cornavirus Super Spreaders? Are we the cats? What's a cat? Uriah Joke Podcast special investigative journalist special. The story of one towns heroic plan to put your cat inside and one journalist's plan to stop it. New episodes of the hilarious satirical podcast every Monday -Thursday video video format on Youtube and audio on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.68 - Pensacola Florida Battles Storks Over Sexual Education Thanksgiving

November 26, 2020 14:00 - 8 minutes - 11.4 MB

In this sound effect riddled episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, the Jokes of Uriah talks about dining alone in an alley by two dogs falling in love.  Shares his unusual experience with sexual education in Montana. Complete with a segment " Where My Listeners At," this time going to Pensacola, Flordia. The first wave of lockdown Coronavirus babies expected, so are hospitals prepared?  We have no idea, but the podcast we'll try to figure it out in under 8 minutes—a new episode every Monday to...

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.67 - Alaska Racing Dogs For Coronavirus Vaccine & Fine Dining

November 25, 2020 14:00 - 9 minutes - 13.7 MB

Uriah Jokes Podcast episode 67 goes to the horse track to lose my dad's money.  New segment " Where My Listeners At?" featuring the town Sterling, Alaska.  The episode s complete with jokes, puns, and enough news that you'll feel informed enough to argue with a Russian bot on Twitter. New episodes of the Uriah Jokes Podcast are Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.67 - Alaska Racing Dogs For Coronavirus Vaccine & Fine Dining

November 25, 2020 14:00 - 9 minutes - 13.7 MB

Uriah Jokes Podcast episode 67 goes to the horse track to lose my dad's money.  New segment " Where My Listeners At?" featuring the town Sterling, Alaska.  The episode s complete with jokes, puns, and enough news that you'll feel informed enough to argue with a Russian bot on Twitter. New episodes of the Uriah Jokes Podcast are Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.66 - Qanon Rabbit Hole Leads To Love At First Sight

November 24, 2020 14:00 - 6 minutes - 9.16 MB

Uriah Jokes Podcast talks about a man throwing money out a window high on drugs, tips on saving that money from the IRS and using the coronavirus as an excuse to yell at a stranger when you can't afford a therapist.  New Episode every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.65 - Holiday Spirit Found By Con Artist Mechanic

November 23, 2020 14:00 - 10 minutes - 13.9 MB

In this episode of the "wildly enjoyed" podcast, Comedian Uriah Wesman jokes about being overcharged by every mechanic, even when playing with toys he got for Christmas.  Then gives advice that you'll throw in the trash about online zoom dating—new episodes every Monday to Thursday.

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.64 - Crashing A Date After Freaky Movie Ranting

November 19, 2020 14:00 - 17 minutes - 23.7 MB

In this 100% improvised episode, Uriah Jokes Podcast rants about people talking in the theater along with a noble way to stop rude people in their tracks.   What follows is crashing a date leading to a spiral that conceives him it's time to celebrate the holiday season for the first time intentionally. It's the best time ever. Family won't and can't be around.  New episodes every Monday - Thursday. Each episode has a video essay / TV Show vibe and is available on the Uriah Wesman Comedy web...

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 63 - All High Speed Couch Chases Lead To Jokes

November 18, 2020 14:00 - 9 minutes - 12.4 MB

In what critics are stilling ignoring, but if they heard, it would call a podcast. Host Uriah Wesman breaks down all the news that you haven't heard for a reason. A man marries himself in Brazil, talk about a Brazilian Nut. New episodes every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 63 - All High-Speed Couch Chases Lead To Jokes

November 18, 2020 14:00 - 9 minutes - 12.4 MB

In what critics are still ignoring, but if they heard, it would call a podcast. Host Uriah Wesman breaks down all the news that you haven't heard for a reason. A man marries himself in Brazil, talk about a Brazilian Nut. New episodes every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 62 - Artificial Intelligence Cloning Through Therapy Apps

November 17, 2020 21:00 - 10 minutes - 7.02 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah opens a poker game and loses to himself.  The writer makes illogical arguments about why online therapist based Silicon Valley startup applications s are going to use AI to clone you to make a better copy of all humans, except Elon Musk. The illogical argument then becomes an outstanding groundbreaking phenomenon never to miss.  The favorite podcast for people not to listen to is every Monday - Thursday. Video version available via Uriah Wes...

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 61 - Hogwarts School Of Corporate Espionage

November 16, 2020 14:00 - 11 minutes - 7.69 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah advises on what to do when a colleague asks a question at the end of the meeting. Turns Secret Santa into a game of corporate espionage for a briefcase of cash.  Only to get fired then hired as a Spy. The only problem is the job is in Nebraska. New episodes every Monday - Thursday

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.60 - Uriah's Gambit By Being A Neflix Marriage Counselor

November 12, 2020 14:00 - 9 minutes - 6.5 MB

In this episode of Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah declares Queens Gambit, the best show of 2020. Gives his advice as the first-ever Netflix series marriage counselor to save relationships after a series is fished or canceled, leaving a void that could easily destroy any relationship, not on solid footing. New episodes every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.59 - Make Money Off Your Neighbours Kindness & Eggs

November 11, 2020 14:00 - 6 minutes - 4.58 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast a new segment Economy Today where Jake Oak a renowned economist gives us tips on making money off your neighbors during these difficult times. Talks yoga for far too long. New episodes every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.59 - Make Money Off Your Neighbours Kindness & Eggs

November 11, 2020 14:00 - 6 minutes - 4.58 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast a new segment Economy Today where Jake Oak a renowned economist gives us tips on making money off your neighbors during these difficult times. Talks yoga for far too long. New episodes every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.58 - Hitchhiking Cats Winning Money During A Catnip Ring

November 10, 2020 14:00 - 7 minutes - 5.54 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, a world-renowned Hitchhiking Cat takes on the King of the Cats, but how HIGH does this conspiracy go. You'll find out sometime during whatever was trending. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. Video versions available via Uriah Wesman Comedy website or Youtube

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.57 - Love, Wine, Tumbleweeds & Malarkey Money Savers

November 09, 2020 14:00 - 11 minutes - 8.18 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah discusses saving money in the local coffee shop using day-old coffee grounds, dropping everything on a dime for love. Lastly, Exclusively explains the best Oligarchy Wine while meeting the parents. New episodes every Monday to Thursday. Video versions available via Youtube and Uriah Wesman Comedy Website. The show is produced and hosted by Uriah Wesman. Music by Storyblocks.

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.56 - The Boiler Room Election & Acid Trips In Oregon or BOTH

November 05, 2020 21:00 - 9 minutes - 6.29 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah gits an update from the boiler room where the Nightmare on Election Night continues to Day 3 or 4 or 5, or let's take a decade off. Uriah talks about legalized drugs within the context of brewpubs and the summer of love.  New wacky episodes every Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.54 - Elections, Conspiracies & Gambling On Conspiracies

November 02, 2020 23:00 - 8 minutes - 5.75 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast Uriah Jokes, talks about a bold election prediction and tries to find a way to ask grandma for money thing year. New episodes every Monday - Thursday

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.54 - Elections, Conspiracies & Gambling On Conspiracies

November 02, 2020 23:00 - 8 minutes - 5.75 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast Uriah Jokes, talks about a bold election prediction and tries to find a way to ask grandma for money thing year. New episodes every Monday - Thursday

Uriah Jokes Friday The 13th Part 2

October 28, 2020 21:00 - 11 minutes - 8.11 MB

In the 2nd part of the Uriah Jokes Podcast - The Councilor survives the hundreds of bottles broken on his head. The only thing left him to play the 2nd song he learned on the electric guitar. The only thing in his way is an open mic and a lack of creativity. Video version available on Uriah Wesman Comedy website and Youtube. 

Uriah Jokes Friday The 13th Part 1

October 28, 2020 21:00 - 13 minutes - 9.34 MB

In this special Halloween Horror Comedy Edition of the Uriah Jokes Podcast. A group of 12 strangers hired to be councilors at Camp Caspian takes a hard turn when one councilor brings an out of a tuned guitar. Full video version on Youtube and Uriah Wesman Comedy website. 

Uriah Jokes The 13th Part 3

October 28, 2020 21:00 - 10 minutes - 7.27 MB

In the 3rd part of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, the councilor is in Las Vegas and the only thing he's ready to gamble on is his chances of being a bottle murderer. It's bottling time. 

Uriah Jokes The 13th Part 3

October 28, 2020 21:00 - 10 minutes - 7.27 MB

In the 3rd part of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, the councilor is in Las Vegas and the only thing he's ready to gamble on is his chances of being a bottle murderer. It's bottling time. 

Uriah Joke Podcast Ep. 48 - Failed Computer Simulation During Election Leads To Votes

October 21, 2020 21:00 - 8 minutes - 6.11 MB

The Uriah Jokes Podcast goes ahead  with just under two weeks before the unearthing of a groundbreaking story highlighting the algorithm that hid the world from the key to world peace. In this current reality the 2020 Presidential Election the votes tied leading the world to loose gravity, ironic because no one understood the full gravity of the situation. You should have liked and subscribed. 

The Story Of The Key To World Peace After Failed Computer Simulation During Election

October 21, 2020 21:00 - 8 minutes - 6.11 MB

The Uriah Jokes Podcast goes ahead just under two weeks before the unearthing of a groundbreaking story highlighting the algorithm that hid the world from the key to world peace. In this current reality the 2020 Presidential Election the votes tied leading the world to loose gravity, ironic because no one understood the full gravity of the situation. You should have liked and subscribed.

Uriah Jokes Social Distanced Gambling Cat Enthusiast Voting Fraudster

October 20, 2020 20:00 - 7 minutes - 5.36 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah loses the corner he's been selling mail-in ballots from to a middle schooler armed with TikTok's and amethyst crystals, tells the news like it isn't, and confirms he's running. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.47 Gambling Cat Enthusiast Voting Fraudster

October 20, 2020 20:00 - 7 minutes - 5.36 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah loses the corner he's been selling mail-in ballots from to a middle schooler armed with TikTok's and amethyst crystals, tells the news like it isn't, and confirms he's running. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.47 Gambling Cat Enthusiast Voting Fraudster

October 20, 2020 20:00 - 7 minutes - 5.36 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah loses the corner he's been selling mail-in ballots from to a middle schooler armed with TikTok's and amethyst crystals, tells the news like it isn't, and confirms he's running. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Horses Around With British Royalty

October 19, 2020 19:00 - 6 minutes - 4.74 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah rambles about looking like a ghost of the Sears catalog, finds British music & masters the piano via a downstairs neighbor that sucks at playing the piano.  New episodes Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.46 - Horsing Around With British Royalty 2020

October 19, 2020 19:00 - 6 minutes - 4.74 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah rambles about looking like a ghost of the Sears catalogue, finds British music & masters the piano via a downstairs neighbour that sucks at playing the piano.  New episodes every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes New IPHONE Concusses Town On 80 Year Agreement

October 15, 2020 19:00 - 12 minutes - 8.89 MB

In this audio-only episode, the podcast embarked on a journey through the morbid news. Then tells an in-depth story about a town that signed an 80-year agreement to never leave the town for a free iPhone on a free family plan or lonely plan. The Uriah Jokes Podcast is every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 45 - Town Signs Life Away For New IPHONE

October 15, 2020 19:00 - 12 minutes - 8.89 MB

In this audio-only episode, the podcast embarked on a journey through the morbid news. Then tells an in-depth story about a town that signed an 80-year agreement to never leave the town for a free iPhone on a free family plan or lonely plan. The Uriah Jokes Podcast is every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Knows What You Did Last Summer

October 14, 2020 21:00 - 10 minutes - 7.23 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, the podcast opens up about Graduation year with Freddy Prince Jr where things going terribly wrong. The story leads to California where it ends. Uriah Jokes Podcast is every Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Hires Poltergeist To Slapstick Haunt a Office Building

October 13, 2020 20:00 - 9 minutes - 6.69 MB

In this episode of the now critically ignored podcast satire series with no target audience, the cast of Uriah's Podcast uses a Poltergeist to haunt the office building of the law office hired to sue Uriah for his bamboozlement of the New Farmers Almanac. The case goes before a judge with the main goal to hear the gavel banged.

Uriah Jokes Full Blue Harvest Moon VS. Old Farmers Almanac

October 12, 2020 13:00 - 13 minutes - 9.53 MB

Start your Monday off 45% right with In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast. The cast examines what a Blue Moon will mean for Halloween, reexamines self-doubt via Jokes & sound effects. New episodes every Monday - Friday

Uriah Jokes Goes Half Bird For a Bird Colonel Tweet Tweet

October 08, 2020 20:00 - 8 minutes - 5.84 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah breaks news stories, shocks local film critics & mimes a way for movie theaters to get back n business. New episodes every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Adops a Drifter Wacko Band From Waco Texas

October 07, 2020 21:00 - 9 minutes - 6.7 MB

In a milestone episode 40, Uriah Jokes adopts a traveling hitchhiking band near Waco Texas, cancels his subscription to Cat Fancy & using quantum computing to get an edge on the Vampires taking for the studio. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. Video versions available via Facebook Uriah Wesman Comedy & Youtube at Uriah Wesman. Thanks for listening.

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.40 - Adoping a Drifter Band From Waco Texas

October 07, 2020 21:00 - 9 minutes - 6.7 MB

In a milestone episode 40, Uriah Jokes adopts a traveling hitchhiking band near Waco Texas, cancels his subscription to Cat Fancy & using quantum computing to get an edge on the Vampires taking for the studio. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. Video versions available via Facebook Uriah Wesman Comedy & Youtube at Uriah Wesman. Thanks for listening.

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.40 - Adoping a Drifter Band From Waco Texas

October 07, 2020 21:00 - 9 minutes - 6.7 MB

In a milestone episode 40, Uriah Jokes adopts a traveling hitchhiking band near Waco Texas, cancels his subscription to Cat Fancy & using quantum computing to get an edge on the Vampires taking for the studio. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. Video versions available via Facebook Uriah Wesman Comedy & Youtube at Uriah Wesman. Thanks for listening.

Uriah Jokes Vampires Lobbying Mayor to Lose Election To Cute Dog

October 06, 2020 21:00 - 9 minutes - 6.57 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, the cast invites vampires in to make money via Airbnb, a mayor is losing a raise against a dog & how to protect your house from flood damage due to trickle-down economics. New episodes every Monday-Thursday. Video version via Youtube

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.39 - Dog Mayor Fails Yet Again

October 06, 2020 21:00 - 9 minutes - 6.57 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, the cast invites vampires in to make money via Airbnb, a mayor is losing a raise against a dog & how to protect your house from flood damage due to trickle-down economics. New episodes every Monday-Thursday. Video version via Youtube 

Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.38 - Mob Boss Reunite For Avatar In The Sky

October 05, 2020 21:00 - 12 minutes - 8.42 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, the cast continues with adding Halloween music behind dialogue that would otherwise be intolerable. It breaks the news leaked about the massive Avatar 2 news & mob bosses sued by workers for a safer work environment. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Mob Boss Care Bears Reunite For Avatar 2

October 05, 2020 21:00 - 12 minutes - 8.42 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, the cast continues with adding Halloween music behind dialogue that would otherwise be intolerable, breaks news leaked about the massive Avatar 2 news & mob bosses sued by workers for a safer work environment. New episodes every Monday - Thursday.

Uriah Jokes Storms Halloweentown For a Undead Insurance Claim

October 01, 2020 17:00 - 12 minutes - 8.41 MB

In this episode of Uriah Jokes podcast, the podcast starts October on the right spooky music adding nothing to the dialogue written by our constant winner Timmy from the 2nd grade.  The podcast also lays claim to witches, ghouls, ghosts, and more horror sound effects from a low budget Uwe Ball movie from the mid-1990s. The Uriah Jokes podcast is every Monday - Thursday. Music & sound effects provided by Videoblocks. 

Uriah Jokes Debates a Waffle House on Machu Pichu

September 30, 2020 20:00 - 16 minutes - 11.2 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, the podcast renditions the oscar performance of The 3 Stooges at the first presidential debate while standing on top of a precipice of  Machu Pichu via modern 14th-century technology. Whatever any of that means. New episodes of the Uriah Jokes podcast every Monday - Thursday 

Uriah Jokes Reads A Book That's Not Written

September 29, 2020 19:00 - 14 minutes - 10.2 MB

This episode is exclusively produced for the Uriah Jokes Podcast. In this triumphant episode, Uriah reads an excerpt from a book that hasn't been written, cashes in on the latest trends, and vilifying social media by losing a verified follower. The Uriah Jokes podcast is every Monday - Thursday. Royalty-free Music provided by Videoblocks.

Uriah Jokes Shapeshifts Into A Ford Fusion

September 28, 2020 21:00 - 10 minutes - 7.56 MB

The Uriah Jokes Podcast will only sell your data to the highest bidder to keep up the high-quality standards UJP is known for. In this episode Jimmy Carter spends a few minutes with us until he shapeshifts into a Code 2 werewolf, the news is told & music is plated in the background to make you feel more emotional about a below-average episode. New episodes every Monday - Thursday

Uriah Jokes Sells His Nobel Peace Prize

September 24, 2020 19:00 - 13 minutes - 9.59 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, the CDC director says he'll allow eating of Tide pods if people just "Just Wear a Damn Mask." Followed by a truly emotional story about the journey of getting a raccoon to vote. UJP is every Monday to Thursday. 

Uriah Jokes Movie Piraters Struggling In Covid World

September 23, 2020 18:00 - 10 minutes - 7.14 MB

In today's episode of the critically ignored podcast, the podcast asks the right questions for the wrong reasons, talks Tenet, berates an audience member, and catching a wicked fastball so his dad will finally DM him back.

Uriah Jokes Digs Up Awkward Cookie Story

September 22, 2020 18:00 - 11 minutes - 8.26 MB

In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, the podcast jumps in on a story about a person burring a cookie in the sand, almost brooke the Da Vinci Code & graduates to a higher credit card limit. Royalty-free music from Storyblocks featuring Lance Conrad & Patrik Smith.