Uriah Jokes Podcast
283 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago -Uriah Jokes Podcast is hosted and produced by comedian Uriah Wesman. The podcast is a satirical comedy based in a reality where nothing is real, and everything is an opportunity for jokes. Still, everyone knows that the world may exist, but if not, this podcast does. New episodes are uploaded every Monday to Thursday.
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Episodes
UJP #106| High-Speed Koala Car Chase Ends In Senate Run
February 17, 2021 22:00 - 10 minutes - 7.01 MBIn the 106th episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah talks about a true story with minor details changes for comedic purposes about a Kola going for a joy ride in Australia, causing a 5 car pile-up. Gambling in the age of coronavirus & top 3 pick-up lines if you're trying to pick up Uriah Wesman. New episodes every Monday - Thursday. Video version is available via Uriah Wesman Comedy Youtube & the official website of Uriah Wesman, which is also the only Uriah Wesman. Making it the best/ m...
UJP #105| Reality Is, Doge Needs To Be My Future
February 16, 2021 13:00 - 8 minutes - 6.17 MBThe stress of host Uriah Wesman investing his employee's funds all in Dogecoin begins to boil over as today's guest storms off. Plus jokes about how reality no longer exists and making money during Tax time. New episodes of the Uriah Jokes Podcast every Monday - Thursday
UJP #104| Every Day Is Like Yesterday
February 15, 2021 21:00 - 17 minutes - 12 MBEPISODE #104 Of Uriah Jokes Podcast with Fiona Reid. The groundhog day, we're all living. It is getting a little worse for Uriah once he realizes that he's editing the name interview for the past week. Now forget all of that. This episode is full of jokes, information that you never asked for, and of course, jokes. New episode every Monday - Thursday
UJP #103|Alien Abduction, Psychedelics, Drugs & Jokes
February 11, 2021 21:00 - 16 minutes - 11.4 MBIn this 3rd episode with Comedian Fiona Reid, we're talking about getting abducted by aliens. We're talking about drugs that make you think you're an alien. We're talking about living on a ranch that may be a weed field that may be an alien that may be the best podcast episode of the last 2 minutes.
UJP #102 | Witness The REAL Miracle Of Life Sitcom Here
February 10, 2021 19:00 - 13 minutes - 9.17 MBUriah Jokes Podcast continues to joke with Comedian Fiona Reid. In this jam-packed episode, we joke about coronavirus, unplugging people’s fridges, jokes & going full detail on how a horse miracle happens on the Ranch Of Miracles. This episode makes podcast history by the first podcast ever to show the gift of Jesus Christ unedited for your enjoyment. Video version recommended and available via Youtube & Uriah Wesman Comedy website.
UJP #101 With Fiona Reid |Dark Doge Cat Jokes
February 09, 2021 14:00 - 9 minutes - 6.53 MBEpisode #101 - Uriah Jokes with guest/comedian/farmer/person Fiona Reid about dark jokes, coronavirus, cats that look like Danny Devito, and more. Video version available via Youtube & Uriah Wesman Website.
UJP #100| Figure Out What This Is About On Your Own
February 08, 2021 14:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MB100TH EPISODE - In this monster-sized episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, the host tells the story of a town without internet, TV, or Phone. If you don't leave the town by 18, you can never leave. A town is full of mystery, intrigue, plot holes, confusing dialogue, and jokes. A lot of confusing jokes. Follow Timmy until he turns his name to Willz. Willz is a reporter for the Daily Paper. The pressure is on. The town is created in Uriah's mind. The story is confusing. If you understand wh...
UJP #99| Real Meme Motivation From A 1800s Manor
February 04, 2021 21:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah rants about motivational Instagram posts by offering some of his own inspiration with the trademarked royalty-free music wrapping everything in an incoherent rant. If you're looking for a podcast heavily influenced by movie soundtracks and telling a story via music, then this is a podcast for you.
UJP #99| Real Meme Motivation From A 1800s Manor
February 04, 2021 21:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah rants about motivational Instagram posts by offering some of his own inspiration with the trademarked royalty-free music wrapping everything in an incoherent rant. If you're looking for a podcast heavily influenced by movie soundtracks and telling a story via music, then this is a podcast for you.
Uriah Jokes With A Guest #98| Uriah For Mayor, Laser Beams Control Our Minds
February 02, 2021 21:00 - 12 minutes - 8.32 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah continues to joke with comedian Maximillian Robert Lockwood, askes hilarious questions that only scratch the surface of the itch of knowledge that was cracked in the eggs far of Russian bots for may. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes With A Guest #98| Uriah For Mayor, Laser Beams Control Our Minds
February 02, 2021 21:00 - 12 minutes - 8.32 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah continues to joke with comedian Maximillian Robert Lockwood, askes hilarious questions that only scratch the surface of the itch of knowledge that was cracked in the eggs far of Russian bots for may. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
UJP #97| Live By The Doge. Die By The Pump & Dump
February 01, 2021 14:00 - 20 minutes - 14.1 MBIn this 97th episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah rants about losing money in a pump and dump. Getting high and then buying a crypto supply. Uriah explores his days of getting catfished on Myspace. Uriah also officially endorsed Doge as the cryptocurrency of the future. Just based on the bog. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast #96|Bar Fight In The Middle Of A Zoom Interview
January 28, 2021 12:00 - 15 minutes - 10.7 MBIn this epic episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah has comedian Maximilian Robert Lockwood on to talk comedy, answer viewer questions that my listeners are here for, and jokes. The interview heats up as different topics develop into an argument with the sound guy over the music's tone. This episode is full of laughs and jokes. Holy shit! Jokes about a set that happened a long time ago that turned into a bar fight without being in a bar. Talk about being an alcoholic.
UJP #95 - Not A Vampire, A Cinematic Adventure
January 26, 2021 17:00 - 10 minutes - 7.41 MBIn this 95th episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, he keeps his guest on hold, rants about people not knowing how to grow food, rants against growing food, and talks about feeding birds. This show features amazing cinematic tracks that will aggravate your roommate so you can get some peace and quiet. New episode every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes With A Guest #94| These Events Are Based On A True "Story"
January 25, 2021 19:00 - 12 minutes - 8.34 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah jokes with Maximilian Robert Lockwood for the 4th time or 3rd continuing the saga no one asked for or wanted. We joke about the US government getting blue balls, stimulus, not button issues, the Blue Man Group, and how Biden actually won & jokes. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
UJP #93|Battle Of Comedians In The Age Of Algorithms & Covid
January 21, 2021 20:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBAs the podcast continues with Maximilian Rober Lockwood, we talk about getting stage time in the early days, NYC comedy scenes, 2 drink minimums, & the case for why you should get a coronavirus vaccine.
UJP #93|Battle Of Comedians In The Age Of Algorithms & Covid
January 21, 2021 20:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBAs the podcast continues with Maximilian Rober Lockwood, we talk about getting stage time in the early days, NYC comedy scenes, 2 drink minimums, & the case for why you should get a coronavirus vaccine.
Uriah Jokes With A Guest #92| Talking Comedy, Talking Cars & Talking Human Saga
January 20, 2021 21:00 - 18 minutes - 12.4 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Joke Podcast the interview turned saga with Maximilian Robert Lockwood continues with ideas about how talking cars would take over the world via human hackers. A slight dive into the comedy world of Santa Barbara and at the end or middle things get a little hot a steamy
Uriah Jokes With A Guest #92| Talking Comedy, Talking Cars & Talking Human Saga
January 20, 2021 21:00 - 18 minutes - 12.4 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Joke Podcast the interview turned saga with Maximilian Robert Lockwood continues with ideas about how talking cars would take over the world via human hackers. A slight dive into the comedy world of Santa Barbara and at the end or middle things get a little hot a steamy
Uriah Jokes With A Guest #91| Comedian Maximillion Robert Lockwood
January 19, 2021 18:00 - 18 minutes - 12.8 MBFor this first time in the history of podcasts, Uriah Jokes Podcast has a guest that had never listened to the podcast but is a good comedian friend from back in the day when people gathered to watch a stranger stand a front of them and make them laugh. This is just one part of a 3 hour long conversation that has been edited for comedic and time purposes. Maximmion is not on any social media platforms, but look out for him around the LA/ Santa Barabra Comedy scene
UJP #90 | The Sad Life Of A Shopping Cart
January 18, 2021 19:00 - 18 minutes - 12.8 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, an investigative reporter is embedded in a shopping cart factory for 6 months to detail this first-ever podcast dedicated to the sad but true life of a grocery shopping cart. The story follows Scott as the factory's optimism leads to sheer horror in a Sears parking lot in Arizona.
UJP #90 | The Sad Life Of A Shopping Cart
January 18, 2021 19:00 - 18 minutes - 12.8 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, an investigative reporter is embedded in a shopping cart factory for 6 months to detail this first-ever podcast dedicated to the sad but true life of a grocery shopping cart. The story follows Scott as the factory's optimism leads to sheer horror in a Sears parking lot in Arizona.
UJP #89|Carrier Pigeons Working With Deep State To Deplatform Trump
January 13, 2021 23:00 - 13 minutes - 9.34 MBThe exclusive report on Carrier Pigeons no longer working with the president to deliver his mail, napkins rambling & tweets. This comes right when Myspace reminds everyone they exist. The podcast continues with more words that make sentences that make you laugh with inspirational music to drink you into thinking this show as any intelligence connected to it.
UJP #88| Believing In My Dreams Was The Palm Pilot Of My Misfortune
January 12, 2021 22:00 - 13 minutes - 9.33 MBIn this borderline epic podcast, Uriah tells the incredible true, untrue story of trusting talking animals with his tech invention that would later be stolen by a model acting as a parrot leading to what the world would know as Blackberry. If you can't trust a talking can, then who can you trust?
UJP #88| Believing In My Dreams Was The Palm Pilot Of My Misfortune
January 12, 2021 22:00 - 13 minutes - 9.33 MBIn this borderline epic podcast, Uriah tells the incredible true, untrue story of trusting talking animals with his tech invention that would later be stolen by a model acting as a parrot leading to what the world would know as Blackberry. If you can't trust a talking can, then who can you trust?
UJP #87| Joke Your Way To A New Career With These Interview Hacks
January 11, 2021 20:00 - 19 minutes - 13.8 MBIt's a new year unless you live the year backward, then it's an old year. In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast world-renowned CEO bites off more than he can chew with this expert interviewer dismantling his questions one answer at a time leading to a bidding war for a commission-based call center job.
UJP #87| Joke Your Way To A New Career With These Interview Hacks
January 11, 2021 20:00 - 19 minutes - 13.8 MBIt's a new year unless you live the year backward, then it's an old year. In this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast world-renowned CEO bites off more than he can chew with this expert interviewer dismantling his questions one answer at a time leading to a bidding war for a commission-based call center job.
Kanye/Kim Divorce Tearing America Apart & My Childhood Cult Story Time
January 07, 2021 22:00 - 22 minutes - 15.7 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes podcast, Uriah breaks down the tragic day of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kayne West. He gives a refreshing take on the hot topics of whatever will get you interested. Following a new segment giving us an inside look at what it was like to grow up around a doomsday cult by playing a ridiculous, insane clip with live reactions.
URIAH JOKES SPECIAL REPORT - Who's Really Behind The "Great" Coup Of 2021
January 06, 2021 21:00 - 13 minutes - 18 MBThis is the only podcast willing to risk his career as a stand-up comedian and eventually hopes of being president by breaking down the facts of whos really behind this coup. The answer is you'll have to hear it to believe it. There is a map of the back of the declaration of independence.
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.84- WIne, Jokes, & Smoke Weed Everyday & Win $5.00
January 05, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 20 MBIn this wild episode, you have a chance to win $5. The podcast debunks climate change, culturally appropriates British or English Lawyers. Then gives information on the best wine know to a man with limited wine knowledge and a thirst for any alcohol. Reviews Snoop Dogg's new wine, and it's a drink wine every day. Win $5 will follow the podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcast and then leave a Youtube comment under this video. Jump the hoops. *$5 Paid Out over 250 years or one lump sum of $0.01 ...
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.84- Drinking Wine Everyday Turns You Into A British Lawyer
January 05, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 20 MBIn this wild episode, you have a chance to win $5. The podcast debunks climate change, culturally appropriates British or English Lawyers. Then gives information on the best wine know to a man with limited wine knowledge and a thirst for any alcohol. Reviews Snoop Dogg's new wine, and it's a drink wine every day. Win $5 will follow the podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcast and then leave a Youtube comment under this video. Jump the hoops. *$5 Paid Out over 250 years or one lump sum of $0.01 ...
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.84- Wine, Jokes, & Smoke Weed Everyday & Win $5.00
January 05, 2021 11:00 - 14 minutes - 20 MBIn this wild episode, you have a chance to win $5. The podcast debunks climate change, culturally appropriates British or English Lawyers. Then gives information on the best wine know to a man with limited wine knowledge and a thirst for any alcohol. Reviews Snoop Dogg's new wine, and it's a drink wine every day. Win $5 will follow the podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcast and then leave a Youtube comment under this video. Jump the hoops. *$5 Paid Out over 250 years or one lump sum of $0.01 ...
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.83- Inspirational Resolutions By Ranting In A Minivan
January 04, 2021 13:00 - 25 minutes - 34.4 MBUriah Jokes Podcast is back from a not well deserved holiday break with another episode full of jokes, inspirational music that gives the vibe that something interesting is happening in between jabs, jokes, and impressions of the Uriah Jokes Podcast.
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.83- Inspirational Resolutions By Ranting In A Minivan
January 04, 2021 13:00 - 25 minutes - 34.4 MBUriah Jokes Podcast is back from a not well deserved holiday break with another episode full of jokes, inspirational music that gives the vibe that something interesting is happening in between jabs, jokes, and impressions of the Uriah Jokes Podcast.
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 82 - The REAL Classic Christmas Conspiracy Of 2020
December 22, 2020 14:00 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MBIn this recorded breaking-in-length episode hitting nearly 30 minutes, Comedian and host of The Uriah Jokes Podcast breaks down " It Was A Night Before Christmas "with his guest Clark Woodston. The story quickly falls apart when the history of Santa unravels with the truth about what you would have to listen to the entire podcast even to start to try to understand or something. New episodes Monday - Thursday Ho Ho Ho
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 81 - Groundbreaking Christmas Movie Spectacular Puzzling Listeners
December 21, 2020 14:00 - 14 minutes - 19.5 MBIn this episode, Uriah breaks down his favorite Christmas movies and some that we're accidentally added to the list but had to be kept for time. Movies include Die Hard, The Lodge, and more. If we list them all, it will spoil the whole episode and make you not even listen to the entire thing, so why would we dive deep here. Click the play button and enjoy the best of what this episode had to offer. New episodes when they come out.
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.80- Then Who The Hell Have I Been Sending Money To?
December 16, 2020 22:00 - 6 minutes - 8.32 MBIn this epic episode, chock-full of cinematic royalty-free music, the host Uriah Wesman and intro host Uriah Wesman have an epiphany that they both aren't being paid for this episode or any of the other episodes. The awards show goes off without a hitch because it got canceled. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 79- Jeff Bezos Is Moby's Evil Twin & Best 2020 Horror Comedy
December 15, 2020 21:00 - 11 minutes - 15.5 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, 2020 FIlm & TV awards for BEST HORROR COMEDY. Where not only is it an insult to get the award, but the award itself isn't even showing up. Followed by a rant about Micheal Bay-produced film Songbird leading to Amazon products being hacked. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep. 78 - Celebrity Eating Saves World
December 14, 2020 18:00 - 12 minutes - 17.5 MBIn this episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah gives out the award for " best animal movie." He breaks the news about a celebrity doing something really wild and gives his two cents about the vaccinations ending with declaring bankruptcy for giving away his last two cents. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.77 - Santa Comes Out As Covid Denier
December 11, 2020 01:00 - 7 minutes - 9.91 MBIn the 77 episodes of the Uriah, Jokes Podcast, Santa official comes out as anti-masker quoted saying, " I believe the miracle of the holidays will protect me. A pill mixes up leads to the most hilarious and depressing erection ever. This episode did have an exclusive segment on the history of alchemists but was cut for obvious reasons. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.76 - A Recipe for Seduction, Divorce, Jokes & Chicken
December 09, 2020 20:00 - 10 minutes - 15 MBIn this special episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah gives out the award for BEST ACTION MOVIE. Guest Christopher Nolen accepts the award, kind of. Reaction to the new KFC Lifetime movie with the conspiracy to create massive amounts of divorces by playing the movie at Noon on a Sunday during American football. New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.75 - Best Action Movie Of 2020 Film Awards & Jokes
December 08, 2020 14:00 - 5 minutes - 7.31 MBCounting down the days to Christmas is following the 1st Uriah Jokes Podcast Film Awards. This episode was supposed to be Best International Movie, but the host Uriah Wesman thought it was the best action movie. Can he dig him out of with hole? Did he call before he dug? Can you dig ittttttttttt!?! Find out! New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.75 - Best Action Movie Of 2020 Film Awards & Jokes
December 08, 2020 14:00 - 5 minutes - 7.31 MBCounting down the days to Christmas is following the 1st Uriah Jokes Podcast Film Awards. This episode was supposed to be Best International Movie, but the host Uriah Wesman thought it was the best action movie. Can he dig him out of with hole? Did he call before he dug? Can you dig ittttttttttt!?! Find out! New episodes every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.74 - The Curse Of The Piano Man & Sobriety
December 07, 2020 18:00 - 9 minutes - 13.1 MBStop playing the same song on the piano, you awful piano man. This Monday, episode 74 of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, the podcast goes off the rails as Covid lockdown mixed with the downstairs neighbor playing the same song on the piano everyday spells trouble for an already deteriorating podcast. New episode every Monday - Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.73 - The REAL History Of The Christmas Tree
December 03, 2020 14:00 - 9 minutes - 12.9 MBIn this action-packed 73rd episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah goes on another tangent across the pond to discover the truth behind why we put trees in our homes to celebrate Christmas. Complete with the right amount of over the top sound effects and emotional music blended with a sprinkle of jokes and made of facts I made up. New episodes every Monday-Thursday
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.72 -Comedic Heart Felt Adventure From The Ocean To London
December 02, 2020 14:00 - 13 minutes - 18.3 MBIn the 72nd episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, this classically scored track with musical royalty-free music. The podcast embarks on a quest to philosophy town that ends settling gambling debt in London, England. New episodes every Monday to Thursday. Available via video on Uriah Wesman Official website. Uriah Jokes Podcast is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by comedian Uriah Wesman.
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.71 - Comedian’s Quest For Stage Time Turns Into Improv Basement Escape Room
December 01, 2020 14:00 - 12 minutes - 16.8 MBIn the 71st episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah retires some jokes because it is now too good for him. He tells a Christmas story about going into a basement in NYC with no windows or emergency exit to sit through an hour of improv just for 5 minutes of stage time. A new episode of the Uriah Joke Podcast every Monday To Thursday. Video versions with 200% more joke available via Uriah Wesman's Offical Website or Youtube
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.71 - Comedian’s Quest For Stage Time Turns Into Improv Basement Escape Room
December 01, 2020 14:00 - 12 minutes - 16.8 MBIn the 71st episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah retires some jokes because it is now too good for him. He tells a Christmas story about going into a basement in NYC with no windows or emergency exit to sit through an hour of improv just for 5 minutes of stage time. A new episode of the Uriah Joke Podcast every Monday To Thursday. Video versions with 200% more joke available via Uriah Wesman's Offical Website or Youtube
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.70 - Stranger’s Family Christmas VHS Mistaken As Interesting
November 30, 2020 14:00 - 12 minutes - 16.6 MBIn the Monday episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah tells a real-life horror story about Christmas. He gets in a fight with his crew and tells jokes that will make you laugh or your money back. Offer not valid if you read this. New episodes every Monday - Thursday.
Uriah Jokes Podcast Ep.70 - Stranger’s Family Christmas VHS Mistaken As Interesting
November 30, 2020 14:00 - 12 minutes - 16.6 MBIn the Monday episode of the Uriah Jokes Podcast, Uriah tells a real-life horror story about Christmas. He gets in a fight with his crew and tells jokes that will make you laugh or your money back. Offer not valid if you read this. New episodes every Monday - Thursday.