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Upside Down Tulips - A Garden Podcast

170 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -

Hi! We are Christy and Edith, backyard gardeners from Colorado. Lately, we have noticed more and more people picking our brains for tips and trouble-shooting about gardening. We think it’s kinda funny, because we’re not experts. We just learned a lot about gardening from the mistakes we made along the way. You always hear about Victory gardens – but what about all the garden failures? Gardening is about learning, experimenting and rolling with the punches. Every week we share our most epic garden failures and our biggest garden lessons. Most gardens are the result of trial and error. To reduce your chance of failure, join us in our gardens. And learn why you should plant your tulips butt side down.

Winner of Best New Podcast at 2020 Colorado Podcast Awards!

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Episodes

37. Wanna Grow Fruit? This is Our Resting Peach Face.

April 21, 2021 00:00 - 46 minutes - 64.3 MB

Wanna grow fruit on trees, vines, shrubs or in containers? We’ve got you covered.  With information on planting, pruning, and fertilizing your fruit bearers.  Even growing citrus in your house.  Cutting back your raspberries and giving your strawberries a haircut - who knew? Edith has some complaints about a company that did her (and maybe you) wrong. But she is avenged.  Ground cherries are an endangered heirloom, as so few people are growing them. But we give you good reasons to grow them....

36. Container Gardening: Hit Us With Your Best Pot

April 14, 2021 00:00 - 46 minutes - 63.6 MB

Don’t have a yard or community garden? No problem! Learn how to use containers. A porch, a stoop, a stair, a roof, or a hook somewhere for a hanging basket will be enough to grow something. Terra cotta pots, plastic pots, grow bags, shoe racks, etc - it all works. We tell you which veggies, herbs, and flowers flourish therein. Thriller, spiller, filler - not a rip roaring Godzilla movie- it’s a container technique. As well as: make your own potting soil! We have the recipe right here.  We’re...

35. Let's Twist and Sprout! How to Plant Seeds & Seedlings

April 07, 2021 00:00 - 44 minutes - 61.3 MB

We have things that sleep, creep, and leap.  Things that died, survived and are taking over. Advice on how deeply to plant all your seeds. Which seeds like a good soaking before they go into the soil, and how to protect them from birds and wind before they sprout.  We’re not judgmental people, but there’s a right way and a very wrong way to pull seedlings out of their pots.  And by wrong we mean it could kill them. And then - if they’re rootbound or their roots are whirling in a circle, what...

34. April to August Planting Guide - It's Snot Funny

March 31, 2021 00:00 - 44 minutes - 61.3 MB

From April to August, we walk you through what veggies and flowers to plant according to frost dates.   Also in this action packed episode: when to deadhead flowers and divide your iris and tulips.  Welcome back June and Madge, The Suburbanites, as Madge clutches her pearls and June busts out of her tight sweater and puts on garden overalls. Christy finds forgotten crocuses and Edith, known for her use of sophisticated words that don’t exist, talks about mucousy spinach. Something was said a...

33. From Peas to Pansies: Timely Tips on Early Spring Planting

March 24, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes - 67.5 MB

So much info: Spring planting of veggies, flowers, and bare root fruits, trees & shrubs. Spring fever is not just a feeling - we verify spring fevers and shatter equinox egg myths. Plant a bleeding heart, buy roses in the bag, and find out how the stealthy haboob came back. An even tempered backyard gardener almost loses her cool when pulling a weed with a six foot root, prompting a return of the Gardeners of the Galaxy. Find out which of the ingredients at the salad bar (remember salad bars...

32. Spring Cleaning in the Garden to Make it Frizzable

March 16, 2021 19:50 - 51 minutes - 71.2 MB

It’s St. Patrick’s Day and it’s Spring Clean Up Time. A general rule for garden clean up is to wait as long as you can; so that beneficial insects such as bees, butterflies, and ladybugs stay sheltered. Also how to identify and save any chrysalises you might find. We talk pruning your shrubby plants with woody stems, as well as perennial and annual flowers. We answer questions about winter sowing cause it’s not too late to do that. Don’t toil in moist soil - not only is it too many “oi” word...

31. Let Us Plant One On You: We Love Houseplants

March 10, 2021 01:00 - 44 minutes - 60.6 MB

We’ve all spent A LOT of time indoors this past year, and hopefully you’ve had houseplants to talk to, care for, and clean your indoor air. And if you don’t have any, now is the time to start.  Find out which are the easiest to grow. Which of them eat the sun and poop out air? Recipes for homemade fertilizers and organic pesticides to use on your houseplants. Learn about Edith's beautiful Crown of Thorns and Christy's 30 year old Aloe Vera. This week’s mailbag is a thought provoking letter ...

30. How To Be Poplar: Grow Trees and Shrubs

March 03, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 62.7 MB

'Sup Birches!  How's your Aspen? After bemoaning our long gone Latvians and realizing we’re being shunned by Nebraskans,  Edith and Christy pull themselves together and start talking trees and shrubbery. We love tree huggers! Trees take good care of us; we share how we can best care for trees. Where to plant, how to plant,and how to prune. Did you know trees are strategists?  They employ the enemies of their enemies to stay well. Why your self care should include getting touchy feely with so...

29. We Have the Best Dirt on Soil. Get Digging!

February 24, 2021 01:00 - 46 minutes - 64.3 MB

This week we share the difference between dirt, soil, top soil, potting soil, and seed starting soil.  Who knew? We didn’t! But we do now.  Also: How many worms in a shovelfull of good soil? How to use the principles of regenerative agriculture in your garden large or small. How do worms procreate and why should you care? Why does Plato the Greek philosopher think people are like dirt, and why you’ll agree with him. This week we share the difference between dirt, soil, top soil, potting...

28. You Grow Girl! (and Guy!) How to Start Seeds Indoors

February 17, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 62.9 MB

We’re gonna share our seed starting stories. You can simply use seeds and soil; or you can get fancy with grow lights. We have a follow up to our baby food story that you should really hear, even if it makes you mad.  Get mad and garden.  We’re here to help - show you how and when to start seedlings indoors, tips on which soil to use and how to water, and how to harden off. And if you don’t know what that means, you really need this podcast. And while the rosemary shrieks outside, hear a tru...

27. Even More "From the Ground Up". Now Extra Seedy!

February 10, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MB

Afraid of gardening? Grow a pear! Tune in as Christy and Edith take you through garden planning, deciding between seeds and seedlings, and finding out what category men under 35 lead in. Is Jupiter’s Beard a millennial male thing, and if so, why is Christy talking about having it in her garden? Without much gardening to do, Christy has musings and  Edith has some shocking news about baby food, and promises to do more research for next week. What should you moisten before planting? Why don’t ...

27. You Asked For It: More "From the Ground Up"

February 10, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MB

Afraid of gardening? Grow a pear! Tune in as Christy and Edith take you through garden planning, deciding between seeds and seedlings, and finding out what category men under 35 lead in. Is Jupiter’s Beard a millennial male thing, and if so, why is Christy talking about having it in her garden? Without much gardening to do, Christy has musings and  Edith has some shocking news about baby food, and promises to do more research for next week. What should you moisten before planting? Why don’t ...

27. More "From the Ground Up" - Now Extra Seedy!

February 10, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MB

Afraid of gardening? Grow a pear! Tune in as Christy and Edith take you through garden planning, deciding between seeds and seedlings, and finding out what category men under 35 lead in. Is Jupiter’s Beard a millennial male thing, and if so, why is Christy talking about having it in her garden? Without much gardening to do, Christy has musings and  Edith has some shocking news about baby food, and promises to do more research for next week. What should you moisten before planting? Why don’t ...

26. From the Ground Up: The First 3 Things To Do

February 03, 2021 01:00 - 50 minutes - 69.4 MB

You want to plant a garden.  Now what?  In Gardening 101, we explore where to put your garden, how to determine what kind of soil you have, and how to amend it.  But along the way we’re discussing Gobbler’s Knob in Pennsylvania and Sir Walter Wally in Raleigh NC. We have tips on why thinning out boyfriends and carrots are important.  We share soil tests you can do at home, with stuff from your pantry! Knot nematodes, spineless cactus, plumcots and cat skulls may not seem like they’re cogent ...

25. Take Out Your Jugs and Learn How to Winter Sow

January 27, 2021 01:00 - 45 minutes - 62.2 MB

Like Michelangelo, we’re getting patrons, but we don’t have to paint a ceiling lying high on our backs. Gratitude to our supporters. Edith has a compost experiment and says “at least it doesn’t stink.”  Wow, someone’s standards have sunk to a new pandemic low. Christy teaches us how to winter sow, and it’s about the coolest thing a gardener can do. Meet Johnny Hardscribble, a tough guy who needed a Hail Mary to save his spirits and found one in his garden.  Meet the Gardeners of the Galaxy: ...

BONUS! The Yard Nazi Chronicles

January 20, 2021 01:00 - 8 minutes - 12 MB

“A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.” - Michael Pollan   And a Home Owner’s Association is human nature ruled by totalitarians.  At least, that’s how it seems to Edith and Christy in this bonus minisode. They are visited by the President of the HOA -- also known as the Yard Nazi -- and she’s loaded for bear. Christy still has a Christmas wreath on her front door. Edith hasn’t cleared out every inch of her garden. A battle of rules, regulations, and subsets to the rules ensues.  But, th...

24. The Best Laid Garden Plans of Christy & Edith

January 13, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 59.2 MB

We start more seriously than usual, but soon we’re back to form with a show packed with humor and information. Which awards did we just win?  Why you should never use one more than 239 beans for a soup. How you can avoid unknowingly eating a Bird Poopsicle? Why farmers in Botswana and Brazil are painting lion’s eyes on their cows’ rumps. How Christy catches Edith in a big fat lie. Will she, like the garden, forgive her? Which pick up lines to never use. Ever.  Did you get your Upside ...

Ep 24. The Best Laid Garden Plans of Christy & Edith

January 13, 2021 01:00 - 43 minutes - 59.2 MB

We start more seriously than usual, but soon we’re back to form with a show packed with humor and information. Which awards did we just win?  Why you should never use one more than 239 beans for a soup. How you can avoid unknowingly eating a Bird Poopsicle? Why farmers in Botswana and Brazil are painting lion’s eyes on their cows’ rumps. How Christy catches Edith in a big fat lie. Will she, like the garden, forgive her? Which pick up lines to never use. Ever.  Did you get your Upside ...

BONUS! Antelope Twomey’s Feed and Poetry Store

January 06, 2021 01:00 - 5 minutes - 7.66 MB

Is it a chicken in a corset, or where the heck is this minisode going?  It’s going to Chugwater, Wyoming; inside of Antelope Twomey’s Feed and Poetry store, where the feed is cheap and poetry is mandatory. We’ve got farmer Chad, green eyed Delia, swiveling flame throwers, and, for good measure, we bring in the reggaic beat of the Wailers and Bob Marley. It’s everything you didn’t expect in a gardening podcast.  But then, we’re nobody’s podcast but our own.  And yours, if you’ll have us.  Join...

23. Announcing 2020 Top Favorite Garden Mistakes and Victories

December 30, 2020 01:00 - 46 minutes - 63.9 MB

It’s our Curmudgeon’s Goodbye to 2020. Rosemary is for remembrance, parsley for regret. We remember our first podcast in which we stressed that we’re not experts, we garden by trial and error. And error. And error.  So, we celebrate our Top Ten Garden Mistakes: Like the magical thinking Edith displayed in not taking out her ailing raspberry canes years ago. Christy not mulching soon enough, to the dismay of her tomatoes (Yes, Virginia, tomatoes have emotions), And not drying enough parsle...

22. We are Naughty but Twice as Nice: Happy Holidays!

December 23, 2020 01:00 - 43 minutes - 59.2 MB

Make merry with us!  We gift you with lots of jokes and ways to take care of your poinsettias, Christmas trees and amaryllis flowers.  Plus, we have touching and funny holiday stories.   (Also - unexpected stories about flowers that look like penises and a word that someone calls Edith that has to be bleeped out! )  We have a gentle and sweet rendition of the Gardener’s Night Before Christmas.  Because we’re not a Hallmark special, Christy shows us her dark side with a rather unique take on...

SNEAK PEEK! The Gardener's Night Before Christmas

December 21, 2020 06:59 - 1 minute - 2.44 MB

Our Holiday Special is coming soon!  Here is a sneak peek for all our garden pals.  Twas the night before Christmas and garden has settled down for a long winter's nap.  What do gardener's dream of?  What happens when St. Nick makes an appearance?  Enjoy our hand-crafted gift of gardening joy and hope - made especially for YOU!  

BONUS! Ghosts of Gardens Past

December 16, 2020 01:00 - 3 minutes - 5.22 MB

Oh my gourd! Because the holidays are here, our gardens lie under snow, but we don’t want to lose touch with you.  So here is another minisode!  Which might be an abbreviated soft drink, but it isn’t. It’s an exciting time traveling adventure where Christy is visited by a Spirit who commands she follow them out of bed and fly through time to Gardens Past, Garden Destroyed through Neglect, and her Garden Yet to Come.  Does this sound familiar? No, not Star Trek, not Dancing with the Stars! It’...

21. Tis the Gift to be Simple: Garden Gifts

December 09, 2020 01:00 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MB

End re-gifting with our suggestions of wonderful gifts you can make FROM the garden and FOR the gardener. From body butter to soup of the month to sage bundles to  Herbs de Provence  - in these times where so many of us are operating on a Bob Cratchit budget, make wonderful gifts for about a ha’penny. We also suggest some simple gifts for that special gardener in your life.  Or for yourself!  Or for us!   We think we may be headed toward The Bigger Time - cause we have merch!  Get your Upsi...

BONUS! Fits Like a Glove

December 02, 2020 01:00 - 3 minutes - 4.86 MB

It's a Minisode! Which means we're doing the episode in really short skirts. (Of course that's not true - these are show notes, not our Dictionary, so let's get serious.) This week we share with you a little rom-com movie where Sam Hand meets Olivia Glove. Remember Christy's encounter with the splinter that landed her in Urgent Care? Well here we are turning slivers of wood into comedy gold. "Hands down, the strangest movie I've ever seen", said the L.A. Times.  Does Hand go in Glove?  Tune ...

20. A Turkey of a Year - So, Let‘s Laugh!

November 25, 2020 12:00 - 40 minutes - 55.8 MB

While giving thanks to you, our listeners, we share your Thanksgiving stories:  Serving bagged giblets in stuffing, how making gravy from a smoked turkey is like getting blood from a stone, leaving the thanksgiving table in tears, and a Spudsgiving in New York.  There’s something for everyone to relate to in our Thanksgiving Special. Have you met the hostess who puts your coat on the back of your chair while you’re still eating pie? Also, planting peas in November,  harvesting corn salad and...

20. A Turkey of a Year - So, Let's Laugh!

November 25, 2020 12:00 - 40 minutes - 55.8 MB

While giving thanks to you, our listeners, we share your Thanksgiving stories:  Serving bagged giblets in stuffing, how making gravy from a smoked turkey is like getting blood from a stone, leaving the thanksgiving table in tears, and a Spudsgiving in New York.  There’s something for everyone to relate to in our Thanksgiving Special. Have you met the hostess who puts your coat on the back of your chair while you’re still eating pie? Also, planting peas in November,  harvesting corn salad and...

Sneak Peek! Best Thanksgiving Ever?

November 23, 2020 12:00 - 2 minutes - 3.06 MB

Our Thanksgiving Special is coming soon!  Here is a sneak peek with a home-cooked and fun-filled commercial for all our garden pals!

19. Something Old, Something New, Something Bioengineered

November 18, 2020 02:00 - 47 minutes - 65.3 MB

What do limequats, ugli fruit and plumrumtubees have in common? We tell you. Learn how to petrify your pumpkins, and prolong your harvest off the vine. Along the way we discuss hybrids and heirlooms for your garden. And try to dissect the confusion around GMO’s - you can’t grow them in your garden, but why aren’t you allowed to know which produce in the store is bioengineered? And what should never ever use in your garden? And what movie is coming out with Christopher Walken that is about gro...

18. Good Garden Tools and Hacks That Don't Blow

November 11, 2020 02:29 - 42 minutes - 58.9 MB

This episode is about tools-  not humans with appalling behavior but garden tools that help us out. Christy’s cartoon thumb bears witness to the importance of tools.  She has definitely paid the price for yanking the cosmos.  Hori knives in holsters, hand weeders, hacks you find in your kitchen or garage. Tools that blow which might make you feel like you’re licking the sidewalk. Waste of money tools. Tools with cancer warnings that has Edith playing detective.  Meet Janelle the strict paren...

17. How Do You Make A Gardener Laugh?

November 03, 2020 17:00 - 48 minutes - 66.2 MB

Who else makes you laugh while giving gardening tips?  Join us in our garden tent for a very special episode filled with the best of our fun, farcical (and completely fake) commercials. Oh the people we’ll meet-  the curmudgeon, the pesky squirrel, Deadheaders, Sherlock, the Shoe Living Woman and Jack Spratt. Oh the places we’ll go! A gardening fashion show, a farmer’s market, a Shakespearen garden and a Jeopardy game. Oh the questions we’ll answer! Can you use mulch at a wedding, at a hock...

16. Ghosts & Gardening - An Upside Down Halloween

October 28, 2020 13:58 - 44 minutes - 60.7 MB

It’s frightening!  It’s funny!  And it’s all true. Walking by cemeteries, angry ghosts, and an eyeball eating obligation take pride of place in our special Halloween episode. We tell the story of the pumpkin - from Night Watchmen in the Middle Ages to Cinderella’s coach to lighting our porches for neighbor children as they trick or treat.  Plus, how to roast perfect pumpkin seeds, a cider recipe, and goat’s head soup - things you’ll love knowing about.  What are  the unfortunate similarities...

Sneak Peek! Stranger Garden Things

October 27, 2020 00:53 - 2 minutes - 3.57 MB

Our Halloween Special is coming soon!  Here is a sneak peek with a fun, spooky commercial - hand crafted for all our garden pals!

15. How Does Your Garden Grow? Get Creative!

October 21, 2020 01:00 - 46 minutes - 64 MB

Christy has a profound realization: She’s a little bit (a little?) Martha Stewart and Edith is a little bit Mother Jones.  (again - a little?)  This week they bond over haboobs, which are not high breasted birds; to robins, which are red breasted birds; to gardening techniques. Hügelkulture, square foot gardening, gardens grown in containers, straw bales, milk jugs, hanging upside down from your porch - very much like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon built by Nebuchadnezzar… (very much? really...

Clean Your Garden, Leave Your House a Mess

October 14, 2020 01:00 - 44 minutes - 61 MB

We’re talking fall clean up - not of your car, or your love life - of your garden. Christy is digging holes and Edith accidentally drops gutter gunk on her daughter.  Along the way we touch on how giant hidden zucchinis are like the KBG, and how rosemary heads for the portal every March.  A letter from Albuquerque teaches us about an exploding caterpillar, the importance of a back up caterpillar, and potato traps for pillbugs. Christy is in search of thrilling pumpkin stories. A first for UD...

14. Clean Your Garden, Leave Your House a Mess

October 14, 2020 01:00 - 44 minutes - 61 MB

We’re talking fall clean up - not of your car, or your love life - of your garden. Christy is digging holes and Edith accidentally drops gutter gunk on her daughter.  Along the way we touch on how giant hidden zucchinis are like the KBG, and how rosemary heads for the portal every March.  A letter from Albuquerque teaches us about an exploding caterpillar, the importance of a back up caterpillar, and potato traps for pillbugs. Christy is in search of thrilling pumpkin stories. A first for UD...

13. Easy & Tasty: You Grew It, Now Cook It

October 07, 2020 01:00 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MB

It’s the 13th episode and the ladies are feeling lucky. Hear about recipes made from their harvest, what’s going on in their Fall gardens, and exploding hot and sassy sauces.  But it wouldn’t be Upside Down if they didn’t take some unexpected detours. Such as: What is legs up and head down and isn’t playing football?  Edith harvests a ping pong ball sized potato. Christy makes chicken stock and likens it to being happy, almost in a state of grace. Edith makes it and lifts a lid of fat. Edit...

Easy & Tasty: You Grew It, Now Cook It

October 07, 2020 01:00 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MB

It’s the 13th episode and the ladies are feeling lucky. Hear about recipes made from their harvest, what’s going on in their Fall gardens, and exploding hot and sassy sauces.  But it wouldn’t be Upside Down if they didn’t take some unexpected detours. Such as: What is legs up and head down and isn’t playing football?  Edith harvests a ping pong ball sized potato. Christy makes chicken stock and likens it to being happy, almost in a state of grace. Edith makes it and lifts a lid of fat. Edit...

Beautiful Bulbs, Bulblets and All Things Bulbous

September 30, 2020 01:00 - 45 minutes - 62.1 MB

Oh oh.  Three members of the Brady tomato family reside in Christy’s garbage can. What did they do?  If maggots reside in your compost: what should you do?  What does young Audrey Hepburn in WW2 have in common with Scarlett O’Hara during the Civil War? How do the ladies of Upside Down Tulips find themselves dealing with questions no one ever wanted answered? From bulbs to bulblets, they do answer your questions of how and when to plant, and how to care for, your fall bulbs. Plus the Old Woma...

12. Beautiful Bulbs, Bulblets and All Things Bulbous

September 30, 2020 01:00 - 45 minutes - 62.1 MB

Oh oh.  Three members of the Brady tomato family reside in Christy’s garbage can. What did they do?  If maggots reside in your compost: what should you do?  What does young Audrey Hepburn in WW2 have in common with Scarlett O’Hara during the Civil War? How do the ladies of Upside Down Tulips find themselves dealing with questions no one ever wanted answered? From bulbs to bulblets, they do answer your questions of how and when to plant, and how to care for, your fall bulbs. Plus the Old Woma...

Compost Happens: How to Support the Garden's BF

September 23, 2020 01:00 - 40 minutes - 56.3 MB

Are you ready to decompose?  No, it’s not Beethoven rolling over and undoing the 5th Symphony, nor is it falling apart during this pandemic; but making you feel like a Superhero by composting. You can help fight climate change from your yard or kitchen counter. Compost adds nutrients to your soil, thereby adding nutrients to everything you grow.  Enrich your soil and your life!  Do it like nature does!  We answer your important questions:   Why to compost,  who can compost,  how to do it, wh...

11. Compost Happens: How to Support the Garden's BF

September 23, 2020 01:00 - 40 minutes - 56.3 MB

Are you ready to decompose?  No, it’s not Beethoven rolling over and undoing the 5th Symphony, nor is it falling apart during this pandemic; but making you feel like a Superhero by composting. You can help fight climate change from your yard or kitchen counter. Compost adds nutrients to your soil, thereby adding nutrients to everything you grow.  Enrich your soil and your life!  Do it like nature does!  We answer your important questions:   Why to compost,  who can compost,  how to do it, wh...

10. Yes We Can: Easy Tips to Preserve Your Harvest

September 16, 2020 01:00 - 43 minutes - 60 MB

From the garden to the freezer, the attic, the canning jar - we share how to preserve your harvest, which can supply you with your garden grown food for the winter.  Just like great great grandma used to do.  No wonder our ancestors lived long and prospered!  So much information about freezing, canning, pickling, and drying your harvest.  Edith has fears about botulism and hot jam happenings that Christy puts to rest. In the garden update, we discuss the things we did (and that you can do) ...

Yes We Can: Easy Tips to Preserve Your Harvest

September 16, 2020 01:00 - 43 minutes - 60 MB

From the garden to the freezer, the attic, the canning jar - we share how to preserve your harvest, which can supply you with your garden grown food for the winter.  Just like great great grandma used to do.  No wonder our ancestors lived long and prospered!  So much information about freezing, canning, pickling, and drying your harvest.  Edith has fears about botulism and hot jam happenings that Christy puts to rest. In the garden update, we discuss the things we did (and that you can do) ...

How Collecting Seeds Can Save You From Zombies

September 09, 2020 01:30 - 41 minutes - 57.4 MB

An episode that is international in nature. We go from a seed depository 700 miles past the Arctic Circle to a bus in the Alaskan wilderness where a young man ate the poisonous seeds of the wild potato to the packet of split peas in your grocery store. We get a letter from Ladenburg Germany and also from Commerce City Colorado!  The Old Lady who lives in a shoe marries Jack Spratt and uses Upside Down Tulips to help her grow a garden.  You know you’ve grown too many spaghetti squash when...

9. How Collecting Seeds Can Save You From Zombies

September 09, 2020 01:30 - 41 minutes - 57.4 MB

An episode that is international in nature. We go from a seed depository 700 miles past the Arctic Circle to a bus in the Alaskan wilderness where a young man ate the poisonous seeds of the wild potato to the packet of split peas in your grocery store. We get a letter from Ladenburg Germany and also from Commerce City Colorado!  The Old Lady who lives in a shoe marries Jack Spratt and uses Upside Down Tulips to help her grow a garden.  You know you’ve grown too many spaghetti squash when...

8. Moving Day! How to Make a Happy Home When Transplanting.

September 02, 2020 01:00 - 39 minutes - 54.9 MB

The ladies, six months in to hanging out at home, get philosophical, and in Christy’s case, musical as she sings our theme song. Christy comes over to Edith’s yard with an upside down broom and a can of Panko. It has something to do with Japanese Beetles but - maybe she’s losing it just a little? Fall transplanting talk - why you should, when to, how to, all without murdering your plants. Shakespeare drops in twice with gardening woes. Edith pulls out another cauliflower plant that is “all ...

Moving Day! How to Make a Happy Home When Transplanting.

September 02, 2020 01:00 - 39 minutes - 54.9 MB

The ladies, six months in to hanging out at home, get philosophical, and in Christy’s case, musical as she sings our theme song. Christy comes over to Edith’s yard with an upside down broom and a can of Panko. It has something to do with Japanese Beetles but - maybe she’s losing it just a little? Fall transplanting talk - why you should, when to, how to, all without murdering your plants. Shakespeare drops in twice with gardening woes. Edith pulls out another cauliflower plant that is “all ...

Wait, What? Still Planting?

August 26, 2020 01:00 - 45 minutes - 62.4 MB

It's not too late to grow something!  The how’s and why’s of fall planting take center stage - radish, lettuce, spinach, kale and beets - and what to do to get one more harvest of vegetables before the first frost.  Do you know the importance of thinning?  (Your plants, not your pandemic bod.)   Plus, Christy and Edith discuss dog vomit slime mold, (appealing to the pre adolescent boy demographic perhaps?) cucumber suckers, (not what you think) and making bags of soup greens. Find out why G...

7. Wait, What? Still Planting? So Cool!

August 26, 2020 01:00 - 45 minutes - 62.4 MB

It's not too late to grow something!  The how’s and why’s of fall planting take center stage - radish, lettuce, spinach, kale and beets - and what to do to get one more harvest of vegetables before the first frost.  Do you know the importance of thinning?  (Your plants, not your pandemic bod.)   Plus, Christy and Edith discuss dog vomit slime mold, (appealing to the pre adolescent boy demographic perhaps?) cucumber suckers, (not what you think) and making bags of soup greens. Find out why G...