Up Late With Oliver
46 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsOnce every week, Oliver gets to stay up past his bedtime and host a chat show. We discuss issues important to a small child, and a grown man.
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Episode 43: George Washington is at 2 Bars
May 21, 2018 20:39 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBThe world is a creepy, paranormal place and Oliver and Nathan are exploring it all: in fiction, in reality, and in their own imaginations. We kinda review the movie Predator, we discuss an event from earlier in the day that was legitimately bizarre and creepy, and then Oliver is sucked into another dimension like some kind of ersatz Mr. Peabody. Topics discussed include Holk Holgins, the Machete Lady, the grossest aspect of the Predator, an extremely long cord for time travel, Benjamin...
Episode 42: The Corporation for Laser Robot Chickens
March 23, 2018 00:29 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MBIt’s big business here at the Devil Heaven studio, and everyone’s got that entrepreneurial spirit! Unfortunately just like the Cola Wars, the war between these two great businesses doesn’t show any signs of slowing down either. Topics discussed include Bobby Joe and Marshmallow, Doctor Nathan’s Cigarettes for Babies, dueling contracts, a scathing impersonation of Dad, a commercial for the Hunger Games, a bicycle with an iron for a seat, and the curse of the pug muffins.
Episode 41: Butt Wine
February 12, 2018 05:54 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBIt’s Valentines Day at Area 51! Hop on your Jello-fueled rocket and grab your copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Orange Julius because Camel Hump Day is just around the corner! Oliver and Penelope are back with another crazy conversation, and Olympic atheletes Jerry Pickleton and Craig “Girl Power” Poops are in the studio for an historic interview! Topics discussed include interrupting with booze, skiing on rails, the whole world minus babies and skeletons, George Pizzagate, the nat...
Episode 40: Eight Tiny Nipples
December 25, 2017 20:53 - 38 minutes - 21.8 MBWho's that coming down the chimney with a splash? That jolly old elf with a gameboy face, a nose like a wiener, stump of a finger tight in his butt cheeks just pooping in the stockings and flying away on his giant birthday cake? That's right the holiday is here and we're having a party! Come join Oliver, Nathan, and Penelope as we celebrate the seasonal good times! Brought to you by dinosaur poo!
Episode 39: Mister Freeze Cut The Cheese. That Is True.
November 20, 2017 12:00 - 45 minutes - 26.3 MBIt's another Up Late With Penelope! Oliver decided to take some time off and everyone's favorite guest host Penelope stepped up and took over this week. We talk about Penelope's interests in architecture, review the new Thor movie, and have an enlightening interview with the Caped Crusader himself, Batman.
Episode 38: The Road, Chapter 3: What Do You Have To Say For Yourself?
November 06, 2017 03:52 - 53 minutes - 30.7 MBThose boys and their shopping cart full of post-apocalyptic scraps are back from a long hibernation with that friendly bear from chapter 2. There's a leprechaun, a gullible orchard owner, a pony, and a gas station standoff where nobody really knows who anybody is. If anyone out there knows Cormac McCarthy can you please let him know we're sorry about what we're doing to his book?
Episode 37: Sup Houdini?
October 30, 2017 12:14 - 43 minutes - 24.8 MBChills! Thrills! Boos! Woos! It's our Halloween holiday Spook-tacular! Oliver and Nathan discuss ghost protocols, we have an exciting new delivery service sponsor the show, and then we cross over and make contact with the great beyond! Topics discussed include pink lips, ghost sounds, a witch with lice, Mars Anus, werewolf pickle delivery, a message from Houdini, Mr Big and Mr Little from Pennsylvania, how to annoy Reggie, and olden times viral videos.
Episode 36: The Road, Chapter Two: Bearzer's
October 23, 2017 10:00 - 37 minutes - 21.7 MBThe second chapter in our recreation of Cormac McCarthy's literary classic "The Road". The Man and The Boy come across some geographically confusing ruins, The Boy performs a questionable autopsy, there’s some timeline confusion, a book about rocks, our heroes run afoul of a very tenacious lightning strike victim, a very gullible cannibal, and an ursine restaurateur.
Episode 35: The Road, Chapter One
October 16, 2017 08:00 - 31 minutes - 18 MBYou are witnessing the rebirth of the new Up Late With Oliver! Forget everything you know about our show, then get ready to learn everything you don't know! Because now we're educational! We decided to bring great novels to life, but unfortunately we can't just read the books or we'll get sued. So instead we're improvising what we can remember from them. This week's episode: "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy, chapter one.
Episode 34: Animal Warfare
October 09, 2017 04:13 - 50 minutes - 29.2 MBOliver and Nathan try to have a nice normal conversation and it gets ruined by an hour long argument over what the outcome of a war between all animals would be. Star ratings, the alphabet, and adjectives are all abused.
Episode 33: Master's Degree 2.0
September 11, 2017 11:00 - 44 minutes - 25.3 MBSummer is over and we’re back! Nathan and Oliver discuss a certain shadowy world-dominating organization, then we cover back-to-school news with one of the most distiguished academic guests in podcast history! Give it a listen! Topics discussed include the comedy fast food restaurant, joining the illuminati, different degree programs, UP-USP-SPU-UPS, bicycle marathon, a double major in garbage man, narcoleptic battle tactics, Mil-House, and vegetarian nosferatu. Don’t forget: if ...
Episode 32: Little Fred Ted
May 01, 2017 06:18 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBDerby Fever is upon us! We have all the inside information for gamblers, hustlers, and horse lovers alike! We talk about this year’s lineup and break down all the important information. Plus Oliver wanders off and Nathan hosts a little fireside chat! Topics discussed include: 20th Century Us, the Willennium Falcon, BDSM horseplay, disco chicken, Egg Runner, Grandpa’s Special Boy, North Caralorum, Lamppuppetpenmicrophonecontrollerman, the worst Usual Suspects ever, Curtain Rod: The Hors...
Episode 31: Hoobastankin'
April 17, 2017 05:01 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBIt's the approximate one year anniversary of Up Late With Oliver! We discuss how our first year of podcasting has gone, then we try to brainstorm ways to improve the show. In the end, we don't really come up a better system for podcasting but we do come up with a cool new swear word. Topics discussed include: an inventory of our first year, horses for improving, vocal fry, the property of a living thing, stunts and drugs, something religious, hey what's all that hoobastank, Murdering and R...
Episode 30: Brain Bushes
March 28, 2017 01:53 - 1 hour - 94.6 MBIt’s that delicious Up Late With Oliver flavor you’ve grown to love and crave, back with another heaping helping! Tonight’s episode is all about CHILD LAWYERS! The amazing law-office-slash-video-game-developer that has everything to do with children and nothing to do with anything they claim to be about! We learn about the hottest new space survival fishing game, Ocean Socian! Plus we meet a bunch of tertiary characters! It’s all here for your listening pleasure! Topics discussed inclu...
Episode 29: Rated R For "Rated B For 'Babies Only'"
March 20, 2017 03:49 - 54 minutes - 75.5 MBOh boy oh boy oh boy it's podcast time yet again! Tonight we have exciting discussion on the definition of idioms, then our old friend Carson Speanuts drops by for an exclusive interview. Carson brings a few friends with him, they bring a few enemies, then we get an exclusive look at a rare animal thought to be extinct, or at least trapped in a quantum gravitational paradox. Topics discussed include: baby brother facts, how to avoid shooting horses in a war, a witch’s tidiom, confusing rai...
Episode 28: Cyber Bully
February 27, 2017 23:57 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIt's a very special episode with lessons for everyone about how to treat others. Oliver bullies Nathan, Oliver talks about bullies he knows, there's a hot new show about palindromes, then a special dramatic event where everyone learns a little about the Golden Rule. Topics discussed include Cuba to the Beach, bully policy, tape gun violence, white people vs. a famous Steve Harvey, the five orange people, a very special after school special, chicken ray, and a puppet named Bruce. Also, i...
Episode 27: HAL's Pizza
January 30, 2017 10:00 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBWe’re back with tales fresh from the art museum! Oliver had his first run-in with the law! We try a new advertising format! Then we do some classic juvenile troublemaking. It’s all here for your listening pleasure. Topics discussed include the riddle of the wordless book, touching the art, my cool son Raff, Carson Speanuts, Black Panther Camp, a 2143 gun permit, the biggest pretzel you got, Village People descriptions, and dabbing injuries.
Episode 26: Up Late With Penelope
January 25, 2017 00:59 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBTHE FUTURE IS FEMALE! This week Oliver is sitting around reading comic books, and instead we're having a show with Oliver's little sister Penelope. We talk about what it means to be a woman, plans for the future, the French language, and fighting the power. Topics discussed include a shy introduction, hair chalk, emo dad, talkin' about privates, a relaxing pee, the frymaker, frozen banana locations, crunched ice, stuffies, and a message for the women.
Episode 25: Stuff Inappropriate
January 10, 2017 04:10 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBNew year, same old show! We're in the new Devil Heaven Network studio discussing the fate of our cat's balls, which leads to a broader and more confusing discussion about the nature of human reproduction. (Spoiler alert, we don't really figure it out.) Then we talk about our favorite episode of the Twilight Zone. Topics discussed include two little round stuffs, forklift giant castration, furry vagina, hotel stuff inappropriate, hair bugs poop pants, pee the baby out, tiny little mustache dad...
Episode 24: Goodbye My Darling Wife
December 24, 2016 04:52 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBIt’s our very own Star Wars Holiday Spectacular! We sit down with the disgustingly talented Sean Keller to discuss our favorite and least favorite parts of our favorite movie franchise of all time. Oliver eats sugar cookies directly into the microphone, Nathan and Sean get too deep into their obsession, and we close out the show with our biggest musical number yet. Topics discussed include: a failed Billy Dee Williams, heavy interview questions, faking your death, Jeff Goldblum property manag...
Episode 23: The Brown Blader
December 13, 2016 04:51 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBWe're back at it again! The boys are just casually discussing comic books and superhero mythology. Oliver has discovered sequential art and we're working on a new story. We're also hashing out our feelings 'bout the classics. Topics discussed include: preparation for being a cog, Nana Visitor, Lex Luthor’s diabolical floating rings, a cool weiner, Batman vs. Irishman, the key to the rubble, stupid heroes with cool hobbies, too many burly boys, reverse Galactus, and weiner touch weakness.
Episode 22: We Need To Talk About Donald
November 14, 2016 04:56 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBIt's been a rough week, and our hearts are heavy. Tonight we sit down and put aside the normal goofball antics to talk through some fears. There's hope even in the darkest of times, and we'd encourage anyone who listens to our show to consider joining us in making a contribution to one of these reputable charities fighting for the rights of those affected: The Center For Reproductive Rights http://bit.ly/2fOrq8i The Boys and Girls Clubs of America: http://bit.ly/2eRP9Uj The Gay and Lesbian Vi...
Episode 21: Spooky Day
November 07, 2016 23:31 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBWe had an equipment malfunction that caused us to release this episode a week late, but it’s here and it’s almost like a retrospective of last week now! We talk about Halloween and the world series, both of which are boring old news in the face of the most controversial election in American history. But anyway here’s a bunch of dumb goofs about ghosts and home runs. Topics discussed include: almost famousness, ghost cannibalism, Satan facts, leprods, halloween lighting round, a bunch of monst...
Episode 20: Grab Your Hammers People, We're Making A Baby
October 19, 2016 07:44 - 1 hour - 59 MBSorry if some of you experienced some minor confusion this past morning, listening to last week's podcast again... we weren't preparing for some typie of Manchurian Candidate suicide mission... yet. It's just some sort of podcast server goof up. and we're fixing it as we speak. If we sound a little more highfalutin than usual it’s probably because we recorded this episode hot on the heels of a trip to the ballet. Which is what we’re talking about tonight. We do a recap of Swan Lake followed b...
Episode 19: Aniballs
October 03, 2016 04:15 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBLIVE! FROM BED! The boys are both sick, so this one is kinda sloppy. We didn't do any pre-show writing or discussion, we just took some ibuprofen and dove in head first. We just kinda shoot the breeze for a while, then everything starts to come together and we end up with a brilliant new idea. Topics discussed include: being sick, dog fighting, deer fighting, animal mastery, Reggie the human, rattlegerms, velociraptor vs bees, and powdered wig burglary.
Episode 18: A.S.S. : Aunt Secret Snake
September 19, 2016 00:36 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBTHIS JUST IN: we’re bringing you all the news that’s fit to podcast on an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest DAVID BRITTON! David is so funny that it fills us with white-hot comedic jealous rage, and he’s currently touring all over the midwest. Check out www.davidbrittoncomedy.com or follow him on twitter https://twitter.com/lazersaurus, plus you should be listening to his gut-bustingly funny podcast, History Bluffs on iTunes, and his album “Liberal Nerd Bullshit” is av...
Episode 17: King Of The Bees
September 12, 2016 00:45 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBIt’s an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest Greg Welsh and this episode is all about questions! Oliver has questions for Greg, then we take audience questions in a special live segment. It’s gonna be a blast! Topics discussed include: wolf milk, Farrokh Bulsara’s cool guy nickname, hidden burps, comedy measurements, slippery slope, netflix for garbage, southern Morrissey, kangaroo density, Santa Claus chestburster, King of the Bees, Schroedinger Heffley, radioactive chur...
Episode 16: Chavo Guerrero Is Our God
August 27, 2016 20:32 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MBIt’s an historic episode of Up Late With Oliver, possibly the first podcast ever to feature an interview between two father-and-son teams! We talk to comedian Lucas Murphy and his son Madigan about school and video games, and then get interrupted by a couple of religious types trying to convert us to a religion so new, it only exists in the distant future! Topics discussed include: night school in the morning, working blue, how to say everything disturbingly, gas station bookstore, the stinky...
Episode 15: Diving Board Greasers
August 16, 2016 02:43 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MBWe're back with a diamond medal award-winning episode! Tonight on the show we take you through a little guided meditation, then olympic fever takes Up Late by storm. Topics discussed include: hotdogs and asses, King Tut penis hugs, baby duck man suit, snail murder most foul, sasquatch adoption, laundry perjury, threatening messages from dolphins, deleting is a kind of editing, not a fan of beef, the brown medal, Oliver's review of the Smurfs movie, the bum's rush event, cat fart, computer exp...
Episode 14: New York Country
August 02, 2016 02:54 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MBTonight on the show we discuss some current events from the world of politics and entertainment then sit down for an interview with Bernard Johns from Salem Massachusets to talk about his amazing business “Witchbusters”. Topics discussed include: Live if we’re good enough, smacked in the wiener, just a puppy eating marshmellows, saving a lizard from a volcano, New York New York New York, the Kid’s Choice Award to the city, JoJo Bonvoyage, cylinder dogs, impossibly big noses, this stupid mania...
Episode 13: Kangarooplebee's
July 25, 2016 05:42 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBJoin the boys for a special "No Rules, Just Right" celebration of our southern hemisphere fanbase! That's right folks; head on down to the bottle-o and fill that esky chockers because we're getting deep into Australian culture, fair dinkum. Topics discussed include: Nathan P. Wallaby, that crocodile's got a knife, oi noi, Ollie Ollie Ollie, mouth sounds, F.0., probably presenting the world's hardest biscuits, Weet Bix Hay Bricks, non-Australian toast, going hard on Tim Tams, one bite ant, a c...
Pledge Drive 2016! (part 2)
July 17, 2016 00:53 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBThe second half of our recap of our favorite moments thus far, including never-before-released material from the cutting room floor! Plus we're still talking about our pledge drive, but we promise it's not obnoxious. Next Monday we're back with a brand new adventure, but in the meantime head on over to www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver
Pledge Drive 2016! (part one)
July 04, 2016 03:49 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MBWe're taking a break from the normal show format to celebrate some of the greatest moments from our show so far! Join us as we relive the highlights from our first five episodes, reflect on how far we've come and what new cuss words we've learned. We're also taking this opportunity to debase ourselves by groveling for money like those nerds on public radio! Up Late With Oliver will always (ALWAYS) be a free show, but if you're one of those suckers who's willing to pay for a free thing, you ca...
Episode 12: Get Outta Here, Toucan!
June 26, 2016 23:00 - 1 hour - 85 MBOnce again the boys are here to delight audiences worldwide with their thrilling and exciting adventures! Oliver talks a little about visiting church and what the music there is like, and then we sit down with a special guest whose story is almost too incredible to believe! Topics discussed include: Oliver's new hobby, treasure church, bowling ball manufacturing, the war betwixt the Georgias, toucan name demographics, four Rebeccas, a little pecking beak, a sewer chomping accident, Pootie Ton...
Episode 11: Does Science Complete Everything?
June 20, 2016 00:58 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MBTonight on the show Oliver and Nathan do some speculative screenwriting for a major hollywood sci-fi blockbuster! Thrills! Lasers! Fighting! Poop jokes! Fair use parody of copyrighted material! Plus we talk a little about the Big Ten ...Commandments, that is. Lots of smash cuts and talk about eye contact. Topics discussed include: the man country, manager vs. janitor, that brown guy, Tootoo Pong, patricidal confusion, dressing like a lady/dressing like a wookie, Jedi potty training, double so...
Episode 10: I Believe In Drool Man
June 13, 2016 03:42 - 50 minutes - 69.2 MBIt's a big world, full of mysteries. Things that can't be explained. Things that shan't be explained. UNTIL NOW! Tonight on Up Late With Oliver we explore one of the greatest cryptozoological mysteries of the 20th century. Plus, we run down school policies on what to do for every possible emergency, and even some impossible emergencies. Topics discussed include: Beyond Normal With Oliver, Chicken Doodleface, growback underwear, into the golf cart, Drool Man starring Michael Caine and Harrison...
Episode 09: I Go Where The Owls Go
June 06, 2016 00:05 - 39 minutes - 54 MBWake up, grab that coffee, and start your morning with the Up Late With Oliver Morning Zoo Crew! This week we’re taking calls, looking for The Phrase That Pays, getting that mattress money, then scoring a very exclusive interview with the Earth’s largest naturally occurring satellite! So crank it up, laugh it up, and tell your friends to help us kill the animals of justice! Topics discussed include: Yoyo and The Turd, the speed of light, baseless accusations of homosexuality, The Phrase That ...
Episode 08: You Are As Wise As The Flower And As Strong As The River
May 22, 2016 21:44 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBThis one got pretty weird, you guys. An experimental cold open, a lot of made up words and names, I don’t know what to tell you. Nathan signs up for a very shady improv class, and Oliver explains the history of Frankenstein’s Monster. Topics discussed include: the improv bursar’s office, comedy master Beer Padoodle, punch/kick/chomp/pee, the fortune of the egg, where’s my nurple, say “ya”, dentist’s office drinking contest, pom trees, using people as furniture, Einstein vs. Frankenstein, Blue...
Episode 07: Liquid Burglar
May 15, 2016 22:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBBREAKING NEWS! Up Late With Oliver Action News is on the scene at home and abroad, bringing you the hottest and most breakingest stories as they break. And boy oh boy, they just keep on breakin’. This week we do some hardcore investigative journalism, then we hammer out some of the details on our million-dollar idea. Topics discussed include: the new military colonel, a very confusing top story, KFC Junior, New York City Hall, Beijing ice cream crisis, Leroy Leroy Esquire: Simple Country Poss...
Episode 06: Bill And Ted's Inglorious Basterds To The Future Part Three
May 08, 2016 22:49 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBHow does one 7 year-old get himself into so many amazing situations? This week Oliver recounts his close encounter with extraterrestrials, plans an adventure through the 4th dimension, makes a startling discovery, and educates us on the latest medical treatments. Topics discussed include: alien nose experiments, well-healthy dogs, Kapoopieface, Curiosity Rover Yard Sale, closing your puberty loop, cowboy crisis on infinite Olivers, Beethoven vs Beethoven, hug Hitler, a weirdo with glasses, mo...
Episode 05: One Sneeze Per Bear
May 02, 2016 05:40 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBTragedy strikes Up Late With Oliver! Ollie is in danger and we're bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage as the crisis unfolds! Pop some popcorn, gather your family around the podcast listening device, and send us all your good vibes as we work our way through the show's biggest challenge yet! Topics discussed include: something's wrong with Oliver, a narwhal, very specific allergies, bear views on vaccination, a good enough imagination, Pinball Wizarding the Grinch, a non-handicap accessible...
Episode 04: Pokemon: A Film By Ken Burns
April 17, 2016 09:01 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBWe're back with another thrilling episode! We kick things off with an exclusive sneak peek at a much anticipated PBS documentary series, then we discuss ghosts, then things kinda go off the rails as we try to get a podcasting rivalry going. Also we get progressively more southern as we get more confrontational. Topics discussed include: the shortest episode ever, Sal Turbles, what to do with my old pogs, posessed by a ghost, the evilest tea in the world, where dog poop goes, what is a ghost, ...
Episode 03: Prison Is A Noun
April 15, 2016 17:25 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBSpring break is over! Ollie is back on American soil! Nathan is back to going to bed at a reasonable hour! Up Late with Oliver is back in your podcast listening devices! Oliver's little sister helps us judge some theoretical fights, then later his mom visits the studio and helps us plan our prison escape. Topics discussed include: pool rules overlooked by the Village People, Nathan's love of chaos, the wiener void, Sanders vs. Trump, a bigoted opinion on Spiderman, dessert planet, an Oliver-p...
Episode 02: The Up Late With Oliver Spring Break Spectacular
April 03, 2016 17:11 - 23 minutes - 16.3 MBOliver has gone on holiday but the hustle must go on, live via satellite! This week's show is a mini-sode wherein your boys get down to brass tacks and don't waste time getting to the heart of the matter. Oliver reports from the scene at Spring Break and talks politics, then we chat about bed bugs. Topics discussed include: The Canadian Basketball Anthem, sunshine and beach babes, boats and trains that have haunted Nathan's dreams, Oliver running wild all over his grandmother, a state-of-the-...
Episode 01: Devil Heaven
March 21, 2016 07:56 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBA quick warning to sensitive listeners: this week's episode contains some strong language. It's all in good fun but we do a fair amount of swearing. I'm talking real deal, R Rated, Parental Advisory Explicit Swears. We warned you. The boys are back, suckers! The pilot was a hit, so we bought better equipment and made a website. This one is a real doozy. Nathan talks about drinking. Oliver talks about cussing. Topics discussed include: born to drink booze, a one-pack of Pabst, what things are ...
Episode 00: The Two Million Year-Old Man
March 21, 2016 06:09 - 40 minutes - 77.4 MBHere it is, the pilot episode of Up Late With Oliver! Oliver Woodard is seven years old, Nathan P. Woodard is thirty-four. Together they're discussing the issues that matter most and you're invited to join them every week as they take on life as father and son.