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Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

242 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratings

A gabfest about anxiety, jobs, existence, and whatever’s good on TV. Hosted by Joy Moeller, Paul Armstrong, and Jeremy Fuksa.

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Episodes

Episode 148: Pickle Tits and the Centaur

July 29, 2021 01:00 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MB

The Dungeoneers have got Simone Biles's back. And they're smelling great in the process. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will...

Episode 147: Enchanted Cloud Anus

July 08, 2021 01:00 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MB

The Dungeoneers discuss camping, armadillo leprosy, and the penultimate episode of "Loki." We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience wi...

Episode 146: A Rollerskate-Based Economy

June 24, 2021 01:00 - 48 minutes - 22.6 MB

What will happen to all the spare office buildings? We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 145: What Happened to Paul Last Week

June 16, 2021 01:00 - 47 minutes - 22 MB

Paul's wife Sonya comes on the show to explain why Paul needed to protect himself. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as...

Episode 144: Paul Is Protected by His Bed

June 10, 2021 01:00 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MB

We had a challenge for Paul. Apparently it didn't go as well as planned. Or maybe it went too well? We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your cons...

Episode 142: Pent-up Exotic Animals

June 09, 2021 01:00 - 34 minutes - 15.9 MB

We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 141: Tilley Tacky

June 09, 2021 01:00 - 49 minutes - 22.8 MB

We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 143: Jeremy Wants to be a Restoration YouTuber

June 09, 2021 01:00 - 34 minutes - 15.8 MB

We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 140: Quarantine Morels

June 09, 2021 01:00 - 31 minutes - 14.5 MB

We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 139: Programming Note for June 8, 2021

June 09, 2021 01:00 - 3 minutes - 1.43 MB

An update on the status of the show and episode releases in the future. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as P...

Episode 138: derpChan

April 13, 2021 22:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 137: Nextdoor Meatspace Influencer

April 06, 2021 22:00 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MB

We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 135: Horchata Stonks

January 27, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 32.9 MB

The Dungeoneers put their money where their 💎 👋 are. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Specia...

Episode 134: Light at the End of the Tunnel

January 20, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 28.1 MB

The Dungeoneers survived four years of Trump. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 133: Bullshit Island

January 07, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 28.8 MB

The Dungeoneers react to the insurrection attempt at the U.S. Capitol. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Pa...

Episode 132: Not a Fun Episode

December 31, 2020 19:00 - 48 minutes - 22.9 MB

The Dungeoneers discuss end-of-life issues. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Guest: ...

Episode 131: Moms, Dads, and Greenville

December 23, 2020 21:00 - 49 minutes - 22.9 MB

The Dungeoneers discuss things their parents are doing. And, then, Jeremy discusses his first dispensary experience. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support th...

Episode 130: Bleed Out Your Downward Dog

December 16, 2020 19:00 - 56 minutes - 25.9 MB

In this episode, Pat shares his experience with the 'Rona. The Dungeoneers discuss the perpetuation of bullshit tropes and an uncomfortable amount of gravy talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and...

Episode 129: Programs all the Way Down

November 24, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 30.3 MB

If listening to middle-aged white men talk about television is your ASMR, strap in. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be a...

Episode 128: Choose Your Derp

November 16, 2020 16:00 - 48 minutes - 22.3 MB

The Dungeoneers discuss fake elections, Mythic Quest, frog eggs, and gender tropes. Congratulations on the win, Jane Michael. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. S...

Episode 127: Your Favorite Celebrity Smells

November 05, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MB

Pat Piper returns to the show as the Dungeoneers process the world post November 3. In a dramatic turn of events, Jeremy eats Taco Bell in the mic as opposed to Pat eating nuts. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, ...

Episode 126: Everything I Learned, I Learned from Veep

October 29, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 27.8 MB

Joy carved pumpkins while Pat Piper from The Shakes fills in to talk about rice congee, all the media in the world, and pandemic holiday plans. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nigh...

Episode 125: Bullshit Artist

October 28, 2020 12:00 - 27 minutes - 12.7 MB

Jeremy introduces you to The Greasy Strangler. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 124: The New American Monarchy

October 15, 2020 00:00 - 40 minutes - 18.7 MB

The Dungeoneers have an idea for starting over. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 123: Paul's Wacky Neighbors

September 23, 2020 21:00 - 44 minutes - 20.7 MB

We love you. Love us back. Another catch-up episode from the vault. In this episode: Breonna Taylor, Paul's wacky neighbors, Jeremy's old naked Asian, sadness, mystery, and Media Corner. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and a...

Episode 122: Super Bowl Super Spreaders

September 10, 2020 01:00 - 47 minutes - 22 MB

This episode has been sitting on the hard drive a while. It's really weird to hear now after the events of the past month. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Supp...

Episode 121: Joy Sucks at Mazes

September 03, 2020 01:00 - 39 minutes - 18.4 MB

The dungeoneers discuss doomsday scenarios, medical marijuana, and the national coin shortage. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscienc...

Episode 120: Consoling Pussy of Horse Face Mountain, Sometimes Called Monk Riot

September 02, 2020 19:00 - 32 minutes - 14.9 MB

The Dungeoneers discuss the folklore behind Pom Poko and find out what's happening on NextDoor. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscien...

Episode 119: Death Came to Play Checkers on My Corkscrew Penis

August 26, 2020 17:00 - 50 minutes - 23.1 MB

Good gravy, are these folks angry. So much pandemic and political talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as P...

Episode 118: Source Code for a Dream

August 12, 2020 16:45 - 1 hour - 31.6 MB

Joy has to work late and misses a chat with guest Merlin Mann. Merlin, Paul, and Jeremy turn the episode into a delightfully deep Media Corner segment. Yes. We can hear you, Clem Fandango. Paul shares a dream. Merlin returns fire. In the end, Paul and Jeremy are satisfied with their care. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've b...

Episode 117: We'll Get There

July 24, 2020 00:00 - 52 minutes - 24.3 MB

The Dungeoneers visit with Tim Smith for the second time (Jeremy lost the original session). The group has a contest to see who has the oldest podcast, Jeremy tells about the time he drunkenly fawned over Ze Frank, and WPPY-TV is on the air... sort of. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 f...

Episode 116: A More Inclusive Critter

July 08, 2020 19:00 - 47 minutes - 22.4 MB

The Dungeoneers sit with Dr. Don Schaffner, food scientist at Rutgers University. The group goes deep on food and COVID-19 as well as the Disney+ version of "Hamilton." Jeremy and Don also nerd out on Scouting stuff, particularly Wood Badge. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain...

Episode 115: Precious Moments on the Crying Stump

June 25, 2020 00:00 - 36 minutes - 17.4 MB

We had a technical catastrophe with this week's audio files. So, instead of the guest host we were going to bring, we're giving you an episode of The Shakes in which Paul makes his first appearance. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. Friends with money gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive c...

Episode 114: Kickin' it Storey Style

June 17, 2020 16:00 - 58 minutes - 27 MB

The Dungeoneers sit with their first official guest, Greg Storey, Senior Director of Executive Programs at InVision. We talk SXSW, design, cigarette ads, and zines. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, ...

Episode 113: The Antiracist Checklist

June 11, 2020 01:00 - 54 minutes - 25.1 MB

The Dungeoneers begin to look inward to see how to be more inclusive people. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear...

Episode 112: White Privilege Wrestling Match

June 04, 2020 14:00 - 59 minutes - 27.3 MB

We hurt for all marginalized, oppressed, and abused Americans. We especially hurt for the black community as the nation takes to the streets in protest. The Dungeoneers discuss how they can do better to fight for equality. Completely unedited episode. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 fr...

Episode 111: You Spoonerized His Trauma

May 28, 2020 01:00 - 36 minutes - 17.1 MB

We didn't feel like we should release an episode last week, so we're releasing it all this week. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscie...

Episode 110: Redheads Will Kill Everybody Eventually

May 21, 2020 01:00 - 26 minutes - 12.3 MB

The top 20 movies we've never seen and never will. Plus lots of misremembering the past. It doesn't scale. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Yo...

Episode 109: Quarantine Special: Day 61

May 15, 2020 22:00 - 26 minutes - 12.5 MB

In this final episode of the daily quarantine check-in series, everything falls apart because Jeremy is tired. We'll be back to our weekly schedule next week! We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and aw...

Episode 108: Quarantine Special: Day 60

May 14, 2020 22:00 - 19 minutes - 9.1 MB

We've all got back problems and Vitamin D deficiency. But that's OK. Dr. Paul Armstrong is here. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscie...

Episode 107: Quarantine Special: Day 59

May 13, 2020 22:00 - 21 minutes - 9.97 MB

The need to pee without leaving one's stadium seat leads the Dungeoneers down a particularly bizarre Amazon rabbit hole. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Suppor...

Episode 106: Quarantine Special: Day 58

May 12, 2020 15:00 - 19 minutes - 9.19 MB

A weekend trip to the Lake of the Ozarks makes for a lot of Trump talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as P...

Episode 105: Quarantine Special: Day 54

May 08, 2020 16:00 - 13 minutes - 6.49 MB

We don't blame you if you've stopped listening. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 104: Quarantine Special: Day 53

May 07, 2020 17:00 - 15 minutes - 7.27 MB

This one's a hell of a stew, stirred by the never aging Padme Amidala. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Pa...

Episode 103: Quarantine Special: Day 52

May 06, 2020 17:00 - 23 minutes - 11 MB

It's always the salad bar's fault. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 102: Quarantine Special: Day 51

May 05, 2020 16:00 - 23 minutes - 11.1 MB

All the grossest topics, packed into 20 minutes. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 101: Quarantine Special: Day 50

May 04, 2020 17:00 - 18 minutes - 8.77 MB

Analog warmth. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

Episode 100: Quarantine Special: Day 47

May 01, 2020 15:00 - 25 minutes - 12.1 MB

Robin comes back and what is up with Adam Scott? We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon. Special Gu...

Episode 99: Quarantine Special: Day 46

April 30, 2020 15:00 - 11 minutes - 5.64 MB

Get out of here with that surveillance crap. Unless it's in a lamp. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul'...

Episode 98: Quarantine Special: Day 45

April 29, 2020 18:00 - 5 minutes - 2.95 MB

A very special technical difficulty. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.

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