Chakra Poppers
262 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago - ★★★★★ - 93 ratingsJoin Sidney and Ansley as they attempt to enlighten comedians by popping open their chakras using just 7 questions and a sense of humor!
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Episodes
71: Whistle Blown
July 01, 2019 19:46 - 1 hour - 127 MBThis episode is not only jacked with laughter but you will learn at least one thing. We start off talking about a possible perception altering life choice (spoiler: Sidney wears tank tops now), a discussion about wether or not Ansley is girly, a very embarrassing moment when a stranger visited our home, Chernobyl talk, then we just straight start whistle blowing. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram...
70: Gold Chain Guy
June 26, 2019 17:43 - 36 minutes - 67.6 MBIn this episode the team unravel yet another layer of the human psyche, then immediately re-ravel it. The team get into it about Sidney's mom no longer being a blind samurai, Jessica Jones is softcore porn, the real reason society doesn't like Lavar Ball, a discussion about discussing porn, and So. Much. More. Enjoy. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twi...
69: Mind Hole
June 19, 2019 18:21 - 44 minutes - 80.9 MBIn this episode Sidney uses emoji's as a trojan horse to sneak in a little talk about ancient advanced civilizations, the team takes a deep dive into the story of the lady that was "humiliated" at the airport, Ansley's mind is ambushed and she reveals her alternate self... this episode is stacked hilarity and wisdom. Also, episode 68 sucked and we're sorry that we posted it. It's being deleted as soon as this episode is published. If you listened to it, sorry. If you didn't, you missed it. ...
68: Square In the Box
June 11, 2019 19:00Emerging from their chrysalis of combat the team reintegrate back into civilian society.
67: Crossing The Line
May 13, 2019 20:03 - 40 minutes - 73.7 MBAs two anti-heroes once again come together to synchronize their watches and GPS coordinates in the shed before embarking on more chaos, they unknowingly uncover and answer all of life's mysteries. Topics include: A minor confrontation Sidney got in at the movie theaters, the historical importance of single file, and fast white guys. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tw...
66: Sipping In The Ether
May 06, 2019 20:04 - 46 minutes - 85.3 MBMan and Woman climb out of the primordial ether and into The Shed to coalesce into a timeless heap of truth and hilarity. This is their story. Episode Topics: Male vs Female Maturity; Defending Game of Thrones from the liberals, overcoming embarrassment to rise up & become a straight G, and annoying people expressing their needs.
65: The New You
April 25, 2019 17:50 - 42 minutes - 77.1 MBThis episode needs to be taught in colleges immediately. They say the biggest problem with society right now is the break down of the American family... We fix that problem in hilarious fashion. Also, Ansley briefly discusses her upcoming jiu jitsu tournament and her martial arts plans going forward.
64: Minority Bagger
April 15, 2019 18:40 - 42 minutes - 78.5 MBTiger Woods is winning again and all is right with the world. In this episode we talk about dorky athletes, "White Women Curses", and taking our kids out and racing them against other people's kids.
63: Support Local Butts
April 09, 2019 04:41 - 1 hour - 113 MBThe team is fresh off our west coast adventure so we reconvene in the shed to talk about San Diego, getting beat up in our first MMA Class, and the greatest catfishing experience to ever exist.
62: The Dregs of Society
March 26, 2019 17:58 - 48 minutes - 88.9 MBOnce again Sidney and Ansley team up, and infused with the power of the almighty shed come back to enlighten the world with comedy and possibly truth. This episode covers everything that a person who recently came to our planet needs to know about how to find happiness on earth. Sip on the truth.
61: So Intimate
March 18, 2019 17:53The team get real intimate in this one sharing stories about syncing up with the neighbors, the state of deli counters in american grocery stores, sisters that have sex and murder their father, living really close to bars in each direction
60: Think About It
March 15, 2019 13:08 - 39 minutes - 71.4 MBNews on the recent grappling tournament Ansley entered and how she did. Sidney has to deal with people seeing him as Mr. Ansley. Then we get into about how Sidney believes the world is starting to slowly turn against women.
59: To Make a Manhandler
March 06, 2019 05:15 - 34 minutes - 63.8 MBIn this episode the team get into it about knowing science versus applying it in today's world of "inclusivity", and then a light hearted and humorous breakdown a very heinous crime. This episode also entails the reason we didn't drop an episode last week and subsequently relinquished our iron man status.
58: The Ol' Bam Bam
February 21, 2019 16:24 - 1 hour - 124 MBIn this episode, The team get a little heated at each other while trying to sort out some of the recent craziness in the world. After a very wise intro and clearing up why all gay people are mad at Sidney; We talk about what should happen to Jussie, Ansley almost leaves Sidney over a road rage incident, Sidney figures out when we as a society don't have to acknowledge how someone identifies, and once again it is proven that Ansley and Sidney are the world's greatest inter-racial couple.
57: White People in Plain Sight
February 11, 2019 20:53 - 1 hour - 146 MBThe team get into it about God's favorite holiday, the Netflix documentary Abducted in Plain Sight, being a martial artist, and white people taking things too far.
56: Capable of Warmth
February 04, 2019 17:56 - 47 minutes - 86.4 MBGirl Scouts have joined the Boy Scouts, Sidney makes some progress at the Jamaican restaurant where the ladies are mean to him, Murder mountain, and Ted Bundy. This episode is pretty good.
55: The Humpcast
January 28, 2019 19:13 - 50 minutes - 92.9 MBThe team try to figure out what a sexual trend is and identify who is responsible for the way sex is now; shows that you have to push through to the end of; and Sidney insults everyone with an identity.
54: Punishable by Love
January 21, 2019 21:28 - 53 minutes - 97.8 MBWe start off talking about calling yourself the "greatest of all times" which leads to Ansley learning about a classic conspiracy theory about Michael Jordan. Then the team go over the newest laws regarding relationships... spoiler alert, none of the laws cover butt stuff.
53: Under Scrutiny
January 18, 2019 17:31 - 49 minutes - 90.1 MBSidney is hyped up off his recent display of athleticism at the local grocery store which leads to Ansley and Sidney checking to see what crazy things that have happened in the world that they separately have gotten into. The episode closes with Ansley questioning Sidney about why he can no longer be nice to people. We're a little late this week but still worth it.
52: Snitches Grant Wishes
January 09, 2019 19:30 - 1 hour - 125 MBAfter Sidney does some whining about people not liking him, he and Ansley talk about how owning a home has turned them into people that call the cops. Each of them has called the cops once and they tell the stories of the incidents and let you guess which one called the cops for which incident. They also talk about the family being Bi-racially profiled. And as always, this episode is topped off with the newest conspiracy that Sidney can't pull away from.
51: Twist of Fate
January 02, 2019 20:56 - 49 minutes - 90.5 MB**This Episode has a sound issue on Ansley's mic.. sorry about that, but it's still good** Fixed Fights, Flat Ass vs Phat Ass, YouTuber deaths, Surprise Stand Up Comedy Shows, and our family was racially profiled.
50: No Butt Stuff
December 23, 2018 20:19 - 51 minutes - 94.2 MBThe team starts off talking about white woman trying to act sexy, the high school wrestler that chose to cut his hair so he could wrestle and then we get into something that can't be written in this description because it might make us a target... then we finish talking about Ansley's new Woman Crush!
49: Return Of The Mac
December 17, 2018 20:41 - 51 minutes - 94.7 MBThe team start off talking about how annoying people that think they're good at selling things are, then get into a "What He Look Like?" that you'll be talking about for years. We also did our due diligence as journalists and have an update to a previous story. This episode will get you to a better place with you. Enjoy!
48: Shed Talk
December 14, 2018 05:09 - 1 hour - 116 MBSidney went to a live Sumo Wrestling event so the team start off talking about couples that are not built for battle, and get into the most mind blowing dot connecting conspiracy to date. Ansley's new favorite fish leads to a deep discussion on a jacked transgender professional handballer and how Ansley feels about competing against transgender women in jiu jitsu. And close strong with some Guiness World Record talk. If you go you to a really terrible college this episode could probably coun...
47: Shit Sandwich
December 04, 2018 18:51 - 44 minutes - 82.1 MBIn the darkest episode yet, the team went to Ansley's work party over the weekend and momma got lit! They talk about Ansley's college drinking antics, and get into some of the chaos that was their relationship back in college. Then they talk about how white people are spreading neanderthal genes throughout the world and Sidney drops some knowledge doubt where mainstream science and youtube conspiracy science cross paths. Big Africa conspiracy.
46: The Sound Of Heaven
November 27, 2018 16:41 - 46 minutes - 85.4 MBAnother masterpiece! In this episode the team talk about degenerate country music loving dentists, we literally become better parents in real time, Sidney drops his hot take on the truth about Heaven, and Ansley challenges Sidney with a "What He Look Like" for the ages. Whoa, this episode has been rated too lit by your mom's friends.
45: The Sacred Grocery Cart and Water Knowledge
November 22, 2018 03:45 - 50 minutes - 92.7 MBIn this episode the team reminisce about how Sidney once almost killed his sister with a grocery cart, the game "What He Look Like?" makes an epically hilarious comeback, and finally Sidney connects the dots about the secrets of water. This is a don't miss episode for you and your soul.
44: Asian Presidents Or Nah?
November 14, 2018 21:39 - 40 minutes - 74.4 MBAfter the team does a little catching up, Sidney has recently watched a youtube show that has made him an expert on everything that has to do with black men, white woman, asian millennials, and hispanics overall. Ansley challenges that expertise in the most explosive episode yet. If you're sensitive about race, this episode is probably too harsh for you but I recommend listening anyway because you probably also like to laugh.
43: The Lucky Sexists
November 05, 2018 17:50 - 37 minutes - 68.8 MBYou've come to the right place. The team talk about going out to do chores in 'comfy pants', what happens when your fanciness and luck merge, and when it's okay to be sexist. Plus, Sidney gives Ansley his new conspiracy theories about the Moon... yes, that moon.
42: The Spooky Round Up
October 29, 2018 15:42 - 51 minutes - 94 MBThe team start off talking about Anlsey's recent jiu jitsu tournament victory and events that can make cool haircuts look immature for black men. The north American state of Georgia is rounding up sex offenders on halloween and we can't stop talking about it... and you won't be able to stop laughing about it. Let's go!!!
41: Are You A Fancy Panda?
October 25, 2018 21:55 - 38 minutes - 71.2 MBThe team explore Sidney's recent foray into 'Slipping into something a little more comfortable', and discuss how Ansley's recent dive into "Fanciness" has been going as well as a profile on Ansley's new Woman Crush. This episode may be as relatable as we can be to other humans in our normal lives.
40: Don Lemmon's Ursula Complex
October 19, 2018 15:33 - 34 minutes - 63 MBIn this episode the team breaks down how Don Lemmon is like Ursula and cover Sidney's latest step down the wrong of conspiracy madness about Advanced Ancient Civilizations. This episode is exactly what society needs to hear right now.
39: Ancient Autistic Warriors
October 08, 2018 00:57 - 45 minutes - 83.3 MBThe team start of talking about the Slut Walk, then get into how Ansley is trying to mock Sidney away from his love of ancient civilazations. Ansley is weeks away from her next Jiu Jitsu tournament which causes Sidney to realize his weakness in comedy contests. It get's real vulnerable for a minute there but make no mistake, we're both still jacked AF.
38: The Search For Heroes
October 02, 2018 02:25 - 42 minutes - 78.7 MBThe Team start off talking about coming to terms with their entertainment choices. Sidney brags about his app that lets him help the blind, and Ansley talks about where she draws the line wth helping the blind. A tiny bit of Cosby vs Kavanaugh and a discussion on Heroes. And yes, it's all funny.
37: Petty Theft, The Awakening
August 03, 2018 20:22 - 42 minutes - 77.7 MBSome time in the not too distant future, you will be able to look back at the first time you listened to this episode as the day that changed everything. Ansley confesses to petty crime, Sidney tries to convert Ansley into a black conservative, Chris Hardwick Update! (Spoiler alert, He's FREE!), and we talk about the most recent stand your ground shooting and why it's stupid to try to fight someone who works at Mcdonald's on their home terf.
36: The Secret Kid Challenge
July 04, 2018 18:38 - 37 minutes - 68.3 MBIn this episode the team beef with a family that claims to be inter-racial, we delve deep into bi-racial privelege, then Sidney cries about the debates, a smart-ish talk about information, but we start off talking about ways to mark your life through memories. This episode could possibly be too funny to handle.
35: Hardcore Truths... Maybe?
June 25, 2018 18:33 - 47 minutes - 87.6 MBWhoa, the team really get into in this episode. In a hilarious and healthy disagreement Sidney has discovered the world of Black Conservatives and Ansley is trying to put a stop to it, but can't cuz Sidney has also discovered the world of the Hebrew Isrealite (Black Jews). The team also talk about the Chris Hardwick and Chloe Dykstra allegations and Sidney tries to talk Ansley out of being a feminist. Sidney also shares his contreversial take on "Stay At Home Dads". If not for the 18 years p...
34: The Magic Episode
June 19, 2018 19:13 - 27 minutes - 50.3 MBDo not listen to this episode if you are easily duped. Or do, live your life. In this episode Sidney is reading a book that attempts to scientifically prove the existence of Magik (with a K) and now he's a believer. Ansley tries to pull him out but steps into the quicksand herself. This is the most informative episode ever. This episode is backed by science... and Hilarity.
33: The New Small Talk
June 15, 2018 19:25 - 37 minutes - 68.8 MBThe team start off talking about a lady getting her head stuck in an exhaust pipe which quickly turns into us talking about the things we've gotten our heads stuck in. We also get into a pretty deep discussion about wether or not we're a "Sensual" couple and why? This episode is way funnier than description could serve. If you want to be better at dominating conversations and being in relationships, this is the episode for you.
32: Ancient Chinese Blackface
May 10, 2018 20:06 - 51 minutes - 93.5 MBWow! The team talk about the newest transracial woman who will be famous soon. Sidney drops a brilliant bombshell about why people feel the need to claim appropriation in America. And the greatest installment of both What He Look Like and Who Would Ya Fight that you ever did hear (spoiler alert, Ansley fights DJ Khaled)! This Episode is absolute fire. Also, we explain why we haven't posted in a while and why it's Ansley's fault. Enjoy.
31: Twice Burned
April 24, 2018 19:48 - 39 minutes - 71.5 MBAfter a hiatus the team is back with a hot fire cast. Sidney's concerned he's being inversely racist, the team have a very necessary discussion about butts, Ansley talks about her first jiu jitsu competition and getting arm barred by some chick, plus so much more. Very funny eppy!
30: All About That D
March 26, 2018 19:47 - 1 hour - 113 MBAnother Banger! Ansley calls Sidney out for a 3 month lie, the team swap stories of embarassing public bathroom incidents while being out alone with the kids; Sidney gives Ansley an online How Is Your Sex Life Quiz, and Sidney talks about his show from the past weekend where a heckler threatened violence against him. We can't take full repsonsibilyt for how amazing this is.. This episode was channeled though us from the podcast Gods.
29: Woke The Dragon
March 21, 2018 21:22 - 43 minutes - 79.8 MBBack to perfection! The team start off talking about how God doesn't want women to have orgasms, Sidney has a shitty customer service experience at Lowe's, and Ansley struggles to decide what weapon she'd use to fight a man.
28: Nippletism: The Gossip Episode
March 15, 2018 06:02 - 38 minutes - 70.1 MBThe team start off talking about Ansley's new found empowerment as a professional woman in a male dominated field. Then talk about the real time progression of someone attempting to steal another man's girl on the Philly Comedy scene, and that's used as a framework to discuss greater inter-personal speed bumps that is affecting society as a whole... but mostly it's the juicy gossip. Also, Sidney wanted to call this episode Mr. Steal Yo Girl but again, Ansley's feeling all empowered so she wa...
27: The Whole Foods Incident
March 05, 2018 20:18 - 43 minutes - 80.2 MBIn this very special episode, the team sits down to briefly discuss Sidney's new found toothlessness before getting into the specifics of the fight that Sidney got into at Whole Foods. You read that right... Sidney got into a physical fight at Whole Foods. This is that story. Shout out to local Philly comic Hannah Trav!
26: Funny Holes
February 26, 2018 18:46 - 52 minutes - 96.5 MBThe team discuss inter-racial dating during Black History Month, a man's inventive way to sex himself, the Winter Olympics sexual misconduct numbers are out and we discuss it, the President of the Phillipines and his stance on condoms, and a very fun segment of "What they look like?"
25: Sneaky In The Hat
February 19, 2018 02:27 - 35 minutes - 64.8 MBWe start out beefing with the Black Panther movie, Ansley quickly chooses sides when she finds out Sidney was pulled over by the cops. It's a pretty good 'getting pulled over by the cops' story. Things get heartfelt for a minute when Sidney fails to explain a joke that killed in real life, and we close on some more good Black Panther movie content... Look, this isn't our best episode but we just recorded episode 24, which was a banger, and needed to get back to our beginning of the week reco...
24: Starter Cult
February 16, 2018 01:22 - 41 minutes - 76.7 MBStraight Fire Episode! Sidney describes a crazy guy and Ansley guesses what he looks like; that leads to a discussiong about cults; which gets into the only exciting part of the Winter Olympics,the side drama... And a bonus game of Guess What They Look Like. This episode in nonstop gold.
23: Power Half
February 08, 2018 16:35 - 24 minutes - 44.3 MBThe team start off by brainstorming ways to make quick money by exploiting society, How men only evolve culturally to get sex, we talk about a mom that got arrested for giving her 13 year old pot edibles, and Sidney talks about where he sees all this "Wokeness" is leading, and the Epic Return of Momma Seinfeld... This episode is short but Powerful!
22: Who Me Yes You Couldn't Be Then Who
January 30, 2018 06:01 - 48 minutes - 89.7 MBJay-Z and Donald Trump are beefing so naturally we discuss which couple we'd rather spend 48 hours with between Beyonce & Jay-Z or Donald Trump & Melania... also, we discuss which of those couples say the N-word more. We get into what the actor who played beloved childhood dinosaur Barney is up to these days. Ansley shows of her secret hidden talent of White Chick Radar. And there's been a lof of attemped murder between spouses lately so we talk about.