Chakra Poppers
262 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago - ★★★★★ - 93 ratingsJoin Sidney and Ansley as they attempt to enlighten comedians by popping open their chakras using just 7 questions and a sense of humor!
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122: Ansley's Feats of Bro
May 04, 2020 00:27 - 46 minutes - 85.1 MBSidney has been absolutely loving America lately and Ansley might possibly be ready to stop mocking him and start loving the Stars and Stripes herself. This causes Sidney to become wise in an instant. We recount Ansley's most recent mind blowing feat of human physical effort. Then out of nowhere, the most watchable and ridiculous reality show ever is birthed to life right in front of your eyes and ears. Just $1/month for premium (and too hot for public consumption) content at Patreon.com...
121: Fist Extraction
April 27, 2020 02:58 - 58 minutes - 107 MBBe sure to check out and subscribe to our Patreon for $1 at Patreon.com/TwoJackedBros for exclusive content starting this Monday. This episode is the perfect episode to put out in conjunction with launching our patreon. It's nuts. Topics include: How spite makes beautiful kids, Sidney's love of the movie Extraction, doing steroids for freedom, the world turning on Ellen Degeneress, fisting, and Ansley drops some more knowledge about how the alphabet made women start trippin. Just $1/month...
120: Nut Mask the Persian God
April 19, 2020 23:05 - 56 minutes - 104 MBWe never usually include our pre-show soundcheck talk but we just watched a prank where a girl made her boyfriend think he caught her cheating in their bed, and we talk about it. It was too funny to delete. Other topics: Reminiscing on Pat O'Brien's dirty voicemails, Ansley's Drunk-Jitsu, Dr. Phil's comeback into Sidney's life, and the rise and fall of a Persian God King. That's right... We brought learning back!! Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nf...
119: Fight Island
April 16, 2020 16:05 - 31 minutes - 57.2 MBIt's the Midweek Quick Set!! We jump back into Murder Shed Studios to talk about the recent guest we've reached out to interview, abolishing the family, and people that make things happen no matter what. Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Apple Podcasts/iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-jacked-bros/id1265973823 Spotify: https...
118: Flattening The White Girl Curve
April 13, 2020 00:43 - 54 minutes - 101 MBIn an epic return to form, both the ridiculous and the somewhat informative coalesce into a harmonic listening experience. Topics include: Some much needed holiday pandemic rules, both how to know when a black party is fun & when a white party is fun, how Ansley flattened her white girl curve, and why Sidney doesn't hate women but also what's wrong with women. This episode is also hilariously peppered with information about what it was like to live in Ancient Egypt all from the audiobook The...
117: Little Spooning
April 09, 2020 22:48 - 33 minutes - 61.3 MBBack in Murder Shed Studios for our midweek short episode. We start off talking about how the pandemic has caused us to miss missing each other and then straight into our nonsense. Topics include: How pandemic life is hard for fathers that want to leave their families, our quarantine faux pas, how everyone wants to be Halle Berry, and what we're going to do once the quarantine is over.
116: Sexy Vampire Swag
April 06, 2020 04:21 - 48 minutes - 89.5 MBAnsley decided she wanted to do an episode dedicated to helping relationships during the pandemic... and this is the insanity that came from that. Topics include: Pat Robertson's reason for the pandemic, Sidney's new obsession with a very particular Dracula, and wether or not the use of "Karen" is a racial slur. Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3...
115: Muttering Up The Street
April 02, 2020 23:06 - 37 minutes - 68.1 MBJust two humans getting wild on this one. Topics include: Life before Covid, what life must be like for Swingers right now, a Too Jacked Theory on Covid and Protest Culture, and so much more hilariousness. Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https:/...
114: Positive Cooties Only
March 30, 2020 03:24 - 1 hour - 124 MBAnother instant classic. Nothing else can be said to encapsulate the nonstop comedic thrill ride on which you're about to embark. This one's got everything. Just dig in. Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: h...
113: Whipped Pi
March 26, 2020 17:16 - 36 minutes - 66.2 MBWhy men should never wear silk boxers, obsession with the Tiger King being gay, and ancient egyptian women getting loose with it!! Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338...
112: Beware The Crotchadile
March 24, 2020 16:20 - 50 minutes - 92 MBWe've finally stepped into the visual realm and this episode is also available on YouTube. Be sure to check us out over there! Topics: What's happening with movie theatres now, Ancient Contraception, Sidney stopped a public freakout at Whole Foods, and so much more hilarity. Two Jacekd Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: I...
111: Wizard Butt
March 18, 2020 14:34 - 56 minutes - 103 MBOfficially back on our bullshit!! The last episode was too Corona heavy for our liking but this episode infinitely makes up for it. Topics: Sidney pinpoints why he doesn't watch porn, some discussion about ancient regular people, why nuns are so mean, Ansley figures out what Moses was actually doing up on that mountain, Sidney learns that Ansley has a crush on Aladdin, and so much more. If you don't normally stay for the Shoutouts towards the end of this episode, we highly recommend you list...
110: Every Battle
March 16, 2020 22:52 - 47 minutes - 87.6 MBThis episode is a lot of Bro Science but that's what you come here for. We talk pandemic and pandemic life like only Two Jacked Bros can. I don't know if I have to say that we're not actually scientists and the things we suggest in the podcast should never be done, but I also want to see what happens if people follow our advice. Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...
109: Murder Buddies
March 09, 2020 04:04 - 48 minutes - 89.2 MBYou just know when it's right... and this one is right. In this episode Ansley comes up with a new way to celebrate International Woman's Day, Sidney drops two of his newest homegrown conspiracy theories, and a little discussion of Ansley's most recent fights plus so much more. Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJa...
108: Doomsday Takers
March 02, 2020 04:19 - 52 minutes - 96.2 MBWhat an explosive episode! Ansley and Sidney become overnight experts and immediately have their expertise clash. They're both right but you can decide who's right-er. Topics include: Who to turn to for the coronavirus outbreak, Sidney ruins the relationship with their kid's speech therapist, and a battle of expertise you don't want to miss. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros s...
107: Tiny Nice Titted Men
February 25, 2020 05:39 - 50 minutes - 92.3 MBIn an unprecedented back to back episodes in consecutive days, we're back in our comfort zone. The last episode (106) was recorded under a weird time constraint and we didn't feel quite ourselves so we're back to bring you quality bonus content and bring ourselves peace of mind. We talk about the consequences of Harvey Weinstein's conviction, sibling dynamics, how society is longing for a child emperor and so much more. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/art...
106: Party Knees
February 24, 2020 05:34 - 55 minutes - 101 MBAfter a fun weekend featuring at Helium in Philly for Sidney and a Girls Night Out for Ansley, the duo gets back in the shed and back to business. Topics include: Sidney's fear and obsession with woman culture, a Flat Earther homemade rocket tragedy, Ansley presents the Battle of Nygard vs Bacon, and Sidney tries to eliminate one identity category plus so much more! Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social med...
105: Hate Science
February 17, 2020 21:32 - 1 hour - 119 MBAfter Sidney experienced a sensory deprivation float tank for the first time and reached enlightenment, he and Ansley reconvene in Murder Shed Studios to bro it up about eugenics, the Philadelphia Museum pushing the gay future agenda, and Sidney declares mutual combat with Snoop Dogg! This may be the single funniest episode of a podcast ever recorded by an inter-racial couple. We stand by that. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w...
104: Spirit Organ
February 10, 2020 03:47 - 1 hour - 116 MBSide effects of listening to this episode include but are not limited to realizing your spiritual calling and spiritual enlightenment. Topics include: a discussion about all science being luck, how Nazis could be useful, the need for spirituality and so much more. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: https...
103: Vibe Enhancement
February 03, 2020 04:35 - 53 minutes - 97.9 MBDon't doubt our vibe. This episode was recorded right after the Super Bowl Halftime show. After a false start we jump straight into the meat of it. This episode includes a truncated discussion on barriers to greatness, Ansley and Sidney's beef with John Legend and his wife, and Ansley brings us into a mysterious white trash world. This episode is quite the good time so again, don't doubt our vibe. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3L...
102: Rolling Off The Tongue
January 29, 2020 16:15 - 37 minutes - 68.5 MBThis episode is late because we lost an entire recorded episode due to malfunction. No sweat. We put that epic loss behind us to crank out this hit! We talk about Wuhan Flu inspired Racial Slurs, and we also discuss the fact that Sidney got caught peeking at a butt by some lady's go pro butt cam. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.c...
100: Sexy Workers
January 20, 2020 22:50 - 49 minutes - 90.8 MBNot even realizing it was our 100th episode, we came in with the celebratory energy of two entities that were just ignited with all the knowledge of the cosmos. We get into some funny relationship stuff, a little Crime Junkies talk, determining truth vs lies, and so much more!! Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Fa...
99 What's in the Way, Is the Way
January 13, 2020 14:47 - 1 hour - 135 MBAfter absorbing infinite positivity from a get together with friends and their families, the Jacked Bros ride into Murder Shed Studios with the energy of a thousand suns... a piece. Topics include, The Secret to Handling Life's Obstacles, Whether or not Sidney's personality could be considered a disorder, The Witcher and other cultural phenomenons, Talking to Strangers, and so much more. This episode is Almost Safe For Work! Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com...
98: White Woman Survival Kit
January 06, 2020 02:25 - 1 hour - 134 MBWow! What an entertainment tour de force this episode is. We start with Sidney trying to embrace his gay talents, a bombshell about Jon for Jon and Kate Plus 8's side of the story, Sidney's mom tries to pull a move, and how people develop "I don't give a f%@k about the white people at this job" face. Plus so much more. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twi...
97: Famous Comedian
December 30, 2019 03:57 - 1 hour - 117 MBThe team come together in Murder Shed and talk about goals for the new year, shaming strangers with pictures, and Sidney gets closer comedically articulating his feelings about woman cops. This episode is encouraging and hilarious!! Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/95533...
96: A Song In Their Heart
December 27, 2019 04:13 - 59 minutes - 109 MBChristmas Bonus Show!! Back in the swing of things!! In this episode the team talk about how rappers are dumb, Sidney's growing a mustache, Ansley explains shaving a peculiar location, and the close of the Comanche series. This episode is pretty damn funny. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: https://www....
95: Midget Quarters
December 23, 2019 00:42 - 43 minutes - 80 MBThis episode is weird even for us. A crazy story about a Russians, Pushing Texans into the Ocean, and so much wackiness in between. Happy Holidays. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/ Sidney social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sidneygantt ...
94: Happy Birthday Peanut Erection
December 16, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 115 MBWow! This episode opens up with the accidental discovery of one of the most explosive conspiracies to hit modern America so buckle up, Sidney talks about some of the crazy things that happened while opening for Michael Rapaport, this week in the Comanche series we go over Comanche names that you will love, a Jacked theory on engineering luck you don't wanna miss, and so much more. Can't believe how much fun this episode is. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com...
93: How To Love A Savage
December 09, 2019 03:24 - 1 hour - 133 MBThis episode is powered by love. Back in Murder Shed Studios Ansley and Sidney break down a sultry New York Times story of lost love reunited that started in Auschwitz and ended on December 17th 2019. Other topics include the rise of the Comanches and how to become the dominate couple in a "Swingers" relationship. Not gonna lie, this episode is amazing! Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://w...
92: Fighting in Parking Lots
December 02, 2019 17:44 - 47 minutes - 87.3 MBAfter a chill and loving holiday break, the team is back to their bullshit. Topics inlcude: Sidney and Ansley discussing when they used to suck as a couple, after 20 years of being together Sidney and Ansley threw their first-ever party, Sidney forgot to call his mom on her birthday but she got the last laugh, a time Sidney got into a fight in a store over a mattress, and so much more. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Ja...
91: The Tip of Power
November 26, 2019 04:28 - 58 minutes - 108 MBJust as we were speculating on what it takes to ascend in show business we get a call from someone with ascension experience. Serendipitously Shane Gillis makes a brief speaker phone appearance as a call-in expert. Other topics include: The crazy Bikram Yoga guy, and how society conflates money with genius, and so much more. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbro...
90: Unbreakable Broth
November 17, 2019 15:32 - 58 minutes - 107 MBHit the ground running with us! Topics include: The difference between Geromes nad Karens; why Sidney thinks inter-racial dating is wrong, a new chapter for the Jacked Bro Household (think something blue), how ADD is a sign of greatness, and so much more. We can't thank you enough for either giving us a chance and/or continuing to come back to us each week. [If there's still time for you, Come out SUNDAY NOVEMBER 17th to the Pittsburgh Improv and watch me open for one of my closest friend...
89: Hymen Busters
November 11, 2019 16:33 - 1 hour - 119 MBOnce again the Jacked Bros getting at it. Come get it! Topics include: A new name for pedophiles, Sidney's intense dislike for the rapper T.I., Sidney's story of almost getting jumped recently, and so much more. Thanks to the man Andrew Pace, Two Jacked Bros now has a Facebook page where you can get loose and connect with other fans of the cast. Join here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/ Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwf...
88: Fun Day
November 04, 2019 04:28 - 54 minutes - 99.9 MBTopics: Sidney is stealing valor, Ansley and Sidney ruin family fun day, Ansley goes head to head with the patriarchy, Sidney uses his martial arts skills to back down from a fight, and SO MUCH MORE!! Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/955338234811683/ Sidney social media:...
87: Rise of the Global Redneck
October 28, 2019 03:31 - 1 hour - 127 MBIn this episode Sidney tries to get back to his roots, Ansley goes in on rednecks, a little black face pumpkin talk, a super solid theory on reuniting love and so much more hilarity. *The YouTube page I was talking about is called "HomeTeam History" spelled like I spelled it. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros F...
86: Nothing Makes Sense
October 24, 2019 02:58 - 30 minutes - 55.2 MBIn this episode: Ansley and Sidney start off in a post-argument, discussion of a crazy man attacking comedians on social media, a brand new stereotype for Italians, a sick ass theory on why we dream, and much more hilarity. This episode is a little short due to a series of unfortunate Sidney blunders, but we'll back up to full strength next episode. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: h...
85: Confessions of a Charming Mind
October 13, 2019 04:33 - 59 minutes - 108 MBOn the eve of combat, the Jacked Bros coalesce in Murder Shed Studios to sharpen their mettle and get real goofy on the mics. This topics include: Self-abduction; Mexicans getting Coup-ed; the evolution of language; some nuggets from Marcus Aurelius; and so much more. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros ...
84: Killing On The Mats
October 07, 2019 04:14 - 1 hour - 136 MBThe nonstop quest for glory has once again called upon the Jacked Bros with promise of gold and lore. Sidney competed in an won his first Jiu Jitsu (submission grappling) tournament, a micro-dosed infused theory, a discussion about wether or not disgraced police officer Amber Gugyer (murderer of Botham Jean) was an affirmative action hire, and so much more hilarity. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media...
83: Thems The Rules
September 30, 2019 13:20 - 1 hour - 124 MBWe really should have listeners sign a nondisclosure agreement before listening to this episode because this content could be used in court as circumstantial evidence. But honestly, the haters can suck our butts!! Topics: Sidney getting sucker punched twice, why you should model your life after Marcus Aurelius, Absurd impeachment Theories, Code Switching, how to thwart an ambush masturbator, and so much more. This episode is not only hilarious but rife with incriminating evidence so don't b...
82: Catastrophe Face
September 24, 2019 13:33 - 59 minutes - 110 MBThis episode spans multiple exotic locales. We start off at the shore on vacation and finish it off right back in Murder Shed Studios. In this episode Ansley, after 20 years, finally has her Juking revelation; a hilarious deep dive into Justin Trudeau's blackface and where we stand on blackface period; Sidney confronts a hater in person and Ansley's not happy about it; Ansley found some new Lady Porn to watch; an explanation of how the team came to be, and so much more. This episode gets rea...
81: Weird On The Autistics
September 16, 2019 01:44 - 1 hour - 123 MBAnsley comes home from her recent grappling tournament the Champ Champ and we talk about it. We also talk about the state of the Butts at the tournament; a brief discussion of the SNL controversy; Felicity Huffman's 14 day prison sentence; How the autistics will rise to power; and so much more. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.co...
80: Chicken Scratch
September 09, 2019 15:03 - 47 minutes - 86.7 MBAnsley's fired up on birthday courage and facts!!! This episode is possibly too wild for public consumption. Topics include: Women tweeting leadership, how the word Penis blew up in America, Sidney had dinner with international Muay Thai superstar Saenchi, and so much more hilarious stuff that it seems impossible to all be in one podcast. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...
79: War Dicks
September 02, 2019 22:40 - 53 minutes - 97.2 MB(Sound is fixed) The world keeps spinning, and the Two Jacked Bros keep hot cast spitting. Not for the feeble minded. Topics include: the recent discovery of there being no "gay gene", fooling Penn and Teller, Signs of the impending crumble of society, real toxic masculinity, and so much more. Get in here! Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https:/...
78: Midget Nibblers
August 26, 2019 15:08 - 51 minutes - 94.5 MBBack in Murder Shed Studios for yet another masterpiece. If we're speaking softly in the beginning it's because our neighbors were trying to listen to us talk about them. Topics include: Redneck neighbors, an uncovered conspiracy about the government trying to indoctrinate us to murder, the first crime committed in space (spoiler alert: it was a lady criminal), and Sidney has a confrontation that Ansley tries to fight in her head (it'll make sense when you hear it). Damn, be careful where yo...
77: Tiny Pathetic Hands
August 23, 2019 11:45 - 43 minutes - 80.2 MBBack on the scene crispy and clean. Thanks to the dawgs, all sound issues have been remedied. In this episode, the team talk about accepting their own greatness... It must be done. Other topics include a terrible attempted father murderer David Greene, and how the Jews be getting loose! Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJac...
76: Gender Neutral Assassins
August 16, 2019 18:52 - 34 minutes - 63.1 MBAnsley is back to her normal self which means we are back on our bullshit! We talk about: Making Ansley a woman, Epstein conspiracies from the two least informed people possible, and the fall of Domingo Placido. This episode is not only hilarious, but it's high culture. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook:...
75: Border Face
August 03, 2019 00:36 - 45 minutes - 83.6 MBDon't worry, we made it as a couple yet another week, just long enough to create yet another banger. The episode starts off with Sidney finding out that Ansley has been secretly listening to self help motivators, then as a team we talk about using yourself to your advantage, and some dissection of the most recent hate crime hoax. Oh yeah, and we also talk about gay eyes. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: I...
74: To The Third
July 24, 2019 20:17 - 34 minutes - 62.4 MBFresh off of recording a hot cast with the Dogs Matt and Shane, Sidney is back in Murder Shed Studios to reunite with warrior goddess Ansley to record yet another triumphantly Jacked episode. Topics include: Tweeting things into action, bringing back the double popsicle, the show Euphoria, watching middle schoolers try to act, and the new female James Bond. Plus a lot more. Big thank you to not only Matt and Shane but their ridiculously sick fans! Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://...
73: Forward Through Space
July 22, 2019 22:58 - 35 minutes - 65.9 MBTopics Include: Finding what you're willing to put a thumb in the butt for, Ansley acting a straight fool at a jiu jitsu tournament, and a heated debate over Trump's tweets and the Squad's reaction that might cause an irreconcilable rift... not really but the heat in this debate is worth this episode being published so long after recording it. My bad on that. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: ht...
72: Just Having Fun
July 09, 2019 18:24 - 38 minutes - 71.1 MBBack on our ever loving Bullshit!! In this episode we basically talk about all the forms of talking shit and the consequences therein. There are sentences said during this podcast that I still can't believe we uttered. Go to your safe space, and enjoy. Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoJackedBros Facebook: https://www.face...