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Toucher & Hardy

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Full show podcasts in one-hour segments, of Toucher & Hardy, updated weekdays. Listen to Toucher & Hardy live every weekday from 6am-10am ET on Boston's Home for Sports, 98.5 The Sports Hub.

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Toucher & Rich: 8.2 Million Dollar Stimulus Mistake (Hour 3)

April 17, 2020 13:22 - 37 minutes - 17.3 MB

On this hour:  A man checked his ATM and there was 8.2 million dollars in there.  An Amazon employee says some items are not essential.  Cedric Maxwell joins the show and discusses Ray Allen and more.  Is Brian Hoyer the worst starting QB in the NFL if the Patriots do go with him.

Toucher & Rich: Dr Oz is willing to let how many people die?? (Hour 2)

April 17, 2020 12:59 - 45 minutes - 20.9 MB

On this hour:  Bert Breer from MMQB joins the show and discusses the NFL draft and what the Patriots may end up doing at quarterback.  It's supposed to snow and Wallach can't stop talking about it.  Dr. Nicholson from Mass General Hospital in Boston joins the show and discusses Health Care Heroes: https://because.massgeneral.org/campaign/health-care-heroes-mass-general/c279240 and Dr. Oz said America needs their mojo back and wants kids back in school  even if 2-3% die because of it.  

Toucher & Rich: Brad Marchand Says he'd drink too much with Tuukka Rask In Quarantine (Hour

April 17, 2020 12:23 - 45 minutes - 20.8 MB

On this hour:  The Las Vegas Golden Knights had Dave Goucher do play by play on his quarantine mornings.  College football discusses playing without fans or moving to spring.  Von Miller has been diagnosed with Covid 19.  Brad Marchand did a town hall and addressed being given the Stanley Cup if the NHL didn't resume and which Bruins players he'd least like to be quarantined with.  

Toucher & Rich: Matt Lacosse & Back Yard Work Out Warriors (Hour 2)

April 16, 2020 13:38 - 43 minutes - 20.1 MB

On this hour:  Patriots Tight End Matt Lacosse joins the show and discusses life during the quarantine.  There's a lot of people working out outside.  Calls come in on outdoor workout warriors.  Tom Brady is All in.  Would you want to do some of the things people can bid on?

Toucher & Rich: Bank Roll Boys & Washing Machine Enthusiasts (Hour 2)

April 16, 2020 13:04 - 41 minutes - 19.2 MB

On this hour:  the Bank Roll boys joins T&R and discuss Colege football, the game of HORSE and Eating challenges.  The T&R bracket features a group of men who are washing machine enthusiasts.  Fred's wife spent $70 on fast food and Rich discusses social distancing.  

Toucher & Rich: Sporting Event Returns & Glazer's "Major" News (Hour 1)

April 16, 2020 13:00 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MB

On this hour:  Fred isn't sleeping.  Work out warriors are taking things to a maximum outside.  Dr. Fauci on how sports can come back.  Trout says the players need to be involved in the planning.  Jay Glazer teased major news yesterday and it ended up being pretty disappointing.  Plus more!

Charlotte Wilder & Dating On Demand (Hour 4)

April 15, 2020 14:04 - 40 minutes - 18.5 MB

On this hour:  Charlotte Wilder from Fox Sports discusses the evolution of the TB Times.  The T&R bracket features Dating on demand and The Stack!

Toucher & Rich: Dan Shonka & Fart Court (hour 3)

April 15, 2020 13:17 - 39 minutes - 18.3 MB

On this hour:  Sarge sings the cinema.  Dan Shonka from Ourlads.com joins the show to preview the NFL draft.  Dan discusses the QB class and if the Patriots could move up for Justin Herbert and if Tua will go early in round 1.  Dan goes over some of the tight ends and more!  Fart Court is in session.

Toucher & Rich: Armpits of America & Should The Bruins Get The Cup? (Hour 2)

April 15, 2020 12:52 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MB

On this hour:  Armpits of America features a lady who makes stuff out of moose turds.  Bruce Cassidy was asked about plans for a return to the season and if the bruins should be awarded the Stanley Cup if they don't  Ray Allen spoke to Cedric Maxwell and discusses getting hate from Boston and if he'd return for KG's jersey retirement.

Toucher & Rich: Have you been tested for Covid 19? (hour 1)

April 15, 2020 12:24 - 41 minutes - 19.3 MB

On this hour:  Fred is back after a day of vomiting.  Have you been tested for Covid 19?  One guy who tested positive gives his experience.  Ron Roenicke speaks about the MLB coming back and Jay Glazer has huge news!  

Will Brinson & WWE Is Essential in Florida (Hour 4)

April 14, 2020 14:03 - 38 minutes - 17.7 MB

On this hour:  Will Brinson from CBS Sports discusses the logistics of the NFL draft and more.  The WWE is essential in Florida.  The Stack features college football in spring 2020?  Movies that had better sequals 

Toucher & Rich: Don't be a rude to essential workers & Recliner Christmas (Hour 3)

April 14, 2020 13:46 - 42 minutes - 19.7 MB

On this hour:  Calls come in on treating essential workers the right way.  T&R bracket features Mark Gemelli's recliner Christmas and more!

Toucher & Rich: Phil Perry Discusses The NFL Draft (Hour 2)

April 14, 2020 12:17 - 41 minutes - 19 MB

On this hour:  Bruins David Pasternak sings songs and T&R play David Pastafarian.  Phil Perry from NBC Sports Boston discusses the NFL draft and if the Patriots could move up to grab a quarterback.  

Toucher & Rich: When Will You Feel Okay Going To A Sporting Event (Hour 1)

April 14, 2020 11:45 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MB

On this hour:  Rich isn't looking forward to his non-sports television ending.  Bill Belichick did a conference call yesterday.  He discussed moving on from Brady and more on the logistics of the draft.  When will you feel comfortable going into a stadium to see a concert or sporting event?  plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Loud Speaker Farting & Goucher goes To the Movies (Hour 4)

April 13, 2020 14:02 - 39 minutes - 18.3 MB

On this hour:  We all need laughs these days so T&R play a man farting into a loud speaker at a store.  Goucher goes to the movies.  The Stack features:  Tom Hanks hosts a quarantine version of SNL, Rudy Gobert says he and Donovan Mitchell are okay and Ronda Rousey angers WWE fans

Toucher & Rich: HORSE was a failure & Going back into the world will be strange (Hour 3)

April 13, 2020 13:27 - 43 minutes - 19.7 MB

On this hour: ESPN had a live game of HORSE complete with glitches and boring games. Fred and Rich have shaved their heads.  Will it continue?  Whats it going to be like when we all go back into the world?  

Toucher & Rich: Would you risk getting sick for Easter candy? (Hour 2)

April 13, 2020 12:38 - 40 minutes - 18.5 MB

On this hour:  T&R play the sports lodge body issue.  Would you risk getting sick for Easter candy?  Fred would but Rich and Wallach say no.  many calls come in on the issue.

Toucher & Rich: MLB and NBA plan for a potential return (Hour 1)

April 13, 2020 11:17 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MB

On this hour:  Did you do a virtual Easter?  Zoom is tiring and so is home schooling.  The MLB has some potential plans for a return that would have teams play in Florida and Arizona.  The NBA has a plan for a return also, plus more!

New jack Edwards & The Stack (Hour 4)

April 10, 2020 14:05 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

On this hour: We are starting to see some results on flattening the curve for Covid 19 cases.  We need to listen to Dr. Fauci.  People are having "F" the Coronavirus parties and getting arrested.  New Jack Edwards and The Stack features the return of SNL this weekend, plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Freddy The Pooh hasn't worn Pants or Showered in a while (Hour 3)

April 10, 2020 13:26 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MB

On this hour:  T&R look back at when they were called "A bunch of sports yahoos"  Freddy the Pooh hasn't worn pants or showered in a while.  T&R discuss showering habits, masks and ascots for cats.

Toucher & Rich: Bert Breer and Kenny G-Sus (Hour 2)

April 10, 2020 12:55 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MB

On this hour: Encouraging news from Dr. Fauci on the potential of open beaches and Baseball this summer.  Rich loves the fact that Lebron may not win another title.  Bert Breer discusses the NFL draft and the logistics of it.  Plus what the Patriots and Jets could do.  Who's breathing so heavy?  Fred is uncertain when he last showered 

Toucher & Rich: Feet, Secret Dungeons and Ball gags (Hour 1)

April 10, 2020 12:30 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MB

On this hour:  T&R discuss feet, secret dungeons and ball gags.  Fight Island isn't happening on the 18th but could be in a month.  The big NBA HORSE competition is on Sunday night.  Will you watch?  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Raccoons, Wildlife & The Stack (Hour 4)

April 09, 2020 14:04 - 40 minutes - 18.6 MB

On this hour:  Dealing with Raccoons, Bats and other wild life.  Can you kill them or no?  Many calls come in on the legalities.  Tommy Lee says the Motley Crue tour will still go on despite Covid 19.  The most likable and unlikable single season Boston Sports teams.  

Toucher & Rich: Brookline 911 & Julian Edelman keeps us safe (Hour 3)

April 09, 2020 13:13 - 42 minutes - 19.3 MB

On this hour:  T&R play a best of and today is a man who couldn't buy beer because he was too drunk.  Julian Edelman put out a video about keeping safe from the Coronavirus and Fred's cat has stunk up the room he's working out of.  Trump was asked about Joe Exotic.

Toucher & Rich : Bank Roll Boys and Virtual Seders (Hour 2)

April 09, 2020 12:16 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

On this hour:  The bank Roll Boys discuss heavy betting including NBA 2K, NFL MVP and even Harry Potter.  Fred and Mike Lockhart had Seders for Passover on Zoom and it was a lot of old and confused people.  There's many worries over the NFL draft next week.

Toucher & Rich: Tom Brady's Big Ball (Hour 1)

April 09, 2020 12:04 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

On this hour:  The NBA is holding a Horse competition.  Tom Brady was on Howard Stern yesterday and addressed a lot of things.  including the time he was hit in the balls.  Michael Hurley is losing it.  Al Michaels said Tom Brady told him he was unhappy before the Ravens game.  Rex Ryan says he'd been a winning coach with tom Brady.  plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Rhode Island Sea Monster & The Stack (Hour 4)

April 08, 2020 13:59 - 36 minutes - 17 MB

On this hour:  T&R go back to a great moment when we met the Rhode Island Sea Monster.  Dana White is ready to go with the UFC from a secret location!  Tom Brady was on Howard Stern and was swearing, Talking boozing and weed and says he knew he was leaving before the start of last season.  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Bob Socci Discusses The NFL Draft (Hour 3)

April 08, 2020 13:47 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MB

More on useless memorabilia, Bob Socci joins the show and discusses the NFL draft and if the Patriots could move up in the draft to get a quarterback.  Or will they just stay where they are and grab the best player.  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Most Useless Sports Memorabilia (Hour 2)

April 08, 2020 12:47 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MB

On this hour:  T&R look back at the time James Stewart from the Felger and Mazz show did a fake commercial.  T&R discuss the logistics if sports return.  Fred and Wallach discuss their useless memorabilia.

Toucher & Rich: John Harbaugh Is Worried About "Bad Actors" Hacking The Draft (Hour 1)

April 08, 2020 12:25 - 42 minutes - 19.7 MB

On this hour:  Wallach has framed Ken Griffey cards cards at his home office.  People are still congregating  in public spaces in Boston.  With the NFL draft going fully virtual, John Harbaugh is worried about bad actors.  Cassidy addresses the unknown about a potential return to the season.  Chris Sale talks about players being quarantined to start a season and thinks he had Covid 19.  The UFC will go on but no location will be given.  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Will Brinson and The Stack (Hour 4)

April 07, 2020 14:05 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MB

Will Brinson from CBS Sports joins the show and discusses the Dolphins reportedly like justin herbert over Tua.  How will a virtual NFL draft be and will Ernie Adams be hiding behind a plant at Belichick's house?  Are the Covid 19 numbers from New York encouraging? The Stack features Don't be a maniac at a grocery store and does Zolak have pictures of himself like Jake Gyllenhaal

Toucher & Rich: Mike Gorman & UFC coming soon? (hour 3)

April 07, 2020 13:52 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MB

`On this hour: T&R re-live the time Nick was at Machine and Rock N Roll Mike came in singing Def Leopard.  Mike Gorman calls in and discusses life in quarantine.  Dana White says the UFC is coming soon and he has plans for fighting on a private island.

Toucher & Rich: Garbage Pail Ray Lewis (Hour 2)

April 07, 2020 12:42 - 38 minutes - 17.9 MB

On this hour:  Fred has gone hiking and done other things he'll never do after quarantine.  What have you done?  calls come in.  Ray Lewis is here for your quarantine motivation and Garbage Pail Ray Lewis is born

Toucher & Rich: Tom Brady Says Goodbye....Again (Hour 1)

April 07, 2020 11:16 - 46 minutes - 21.3 MB

On this hour:  Wallach is broadcasting from home.  Lots of baseball card talk.  Tom Brady says goodbye again.  McShay didn't have great things to say about Stidham.  Donald Trump says people are tired of watching sports from 5 years ago.  Could Baseball be coming as soon as May?  NHL has some plans of their own.

Toucher & Rich: Joe Murray & The Stack (Hour 4)

April 06, 2020 14:05 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MB

On this hour:  Joe Murray calls in and breaks down Wrestlemania from Gronk to the bone yards with the Druids.  Was he high? Churches in America are still packed in some areas. Mostly because poeple are covered with the blood of jesus.  The Stack features Nascar driver Bubba Wallace losing a sponsor for the dumbest reason. Rich nerds out over Stallone movies

Toucher & Rich: Rex Ryan Loves Feet But Not Amari Cooper (Hour 3)

April 06, 2020 13:16 - 47 minutes - 21.8 MB

On this hour:  Today's T&R bracket features "Ace on the case".  Daniel Kaplan from the Athletic details what sporting events in America will could look like heading forward when they do return.  Rex ryan is under fire for calling Amari Cooper a turd.  Now he says he's sorry

Toucher & Rich: Jonathon Kraft & The NFL Draft (Hour 2)

April 06, 2020 12:27 - 47 minutes - 22 MB

On this hour:  Jonathon Kraft joins the show after the Patriots were able to bring over 1 million masks from China.  Will the NFL draft go on?  Adam Schefter details how it could go on.  plus more

Toucher & Rich: Jonathan Kraft & The NFL Draft (Hour 2)

April 06, 2020 12:27 - 47 minutes - 22 MB

On this hour: Jonathan Kraft joins the show after the Patriots were able to bring over 1 million masks from China. Will the NFL draft go on? Adam Schefter details how it could go on.  plus more

Toucher & Rich: Fred Went Hiking and Beware Of The Druids! (Hour 1)

April 06, 2020 12:02 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

On this hour:  Fred did something he never thought he'd do.  He went hiking yesterday!  Gronk was involved in WWE and won a title.  But Beware of the Druids.  Trump held a call to discuss the start of sporting events, plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Jonathan Kraft (Hour 4)

April 03, 2020 14:57 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MB

Fred and Rich are broadcasting remotely from home while Jon Wallach is in-studio. President of the New England Patriots, Jonathan Kraft, joins the show to talk about partnering up with Governor Baker to bring masks from China to first responders and medical professionals. Also, fart court.

Jonathan Kraft details Patriots' efforts to deliver over a million surgical masks to the U.S.

April 03, 2020 13:46 - 32 minutes - 15 MB

Patriots president Jonathan Kraft joins Toucher & Rich to talk about the team's latest efforts in the global battle against the COVID-19 pandemic. Kraft details the work that he and his father Robert Kraft did with members of the Patriots organization and the Mass. government to secure 1.7 million surgical masks from manufacturers in China. Most of the masks were flown back to the U.S. on Thursday via the Patriots' team plane, after an arduous weeks-long process.

Toucher & Rich: Eating Challenge & Esoteric (Hour 3)

April 03, 2020 13:43 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MB

Fred and Rich are broadcasting remotely from home while Jon Wallach is in-studio. Fred shares some actual good news regarding the pandemic. Sean Grande did a play-by-play of Jay King eating a bunch of food. Esoteric joins the show and debuts his new Coronavirus song

Toucher & Rich: Cool Cat Robert Kraft & Brady’s New Crib (Hour 1)

April 03, 2020 12:36 - 43 minutes - 20.1 MB

Fred and Rich are broadcasting remotely from home while Jon Wallach is in-studio. Governor Baker and Robert Kraft team up to get masks to first responder & hospitals. Tom Brady is renting Derek Jeter’s mansion in Tampa Bay. There could be a solution to how to handle the remaining NBA games of the season.

Toucher & Rich: Jon Wallach The Magician & The Stack (Hour 4)

April 02, 2020 14:59 - 47 minutes - 21.9 MB

Fred and Rich are both broadcasting from their homes while Jon Wallach is in-studio. What time does everyone start drinking during this pandemic? T&R Bracket: Shazowie! Gronk is the masked singer. Plus much more!  

Toucher & Rich: Rating Meatballs & OJ Simpson (Hour 3)

April 02, 2020 13:26 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

Toucher & Rich: Fred and Rich are both broadcasting from their homes while Jon Wallach is in-studio. We relive another T&R moment. Mark Gemelli rates meatballs. Vice investigates Governor Cuomo’s possible nipple piercings. OJ Simpson and Mike Tyson have a few thoughts on Tiger King.

Toucher & Rich: Bankroll Boyz & Grocery Anxiety (Hour 2)

April 02, 2020 12:55 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

On this hour: Fred and Rich are both broadcasting from their homes while Jon Wallach is in-studio. (Joe Murray & Dan Litshatz) are in-studio to talk gambling… or lack thereof. Dic Donohue joins the show and Fred shares another Saved by the Bell recap. Going to the grocery store is an anxiety fuel driven experience for everyone.

Toucher & Rich: Fred’s New Hairdo & BB’s Blue Jeans (Hour 1)

April 02, 2020 11:28 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MB

On this hour: Fred and Rich are both broadcasting from their homes while Jon Wallach is in-studio. Fred shaved his head and beard because he realized he’s not going to be able to get a haircut anytime soon. Might’ve gone insane. When will the country open again? When SHOULD the country open again? Bill Belichick praised the healthcare workers in a video.  Mayor Walsh and Kraft team up to bring masks. Kessler is no longer a New England Patriot anymore.

Toucher & Rich: Fart Court & Brookline 9-1-1 (Hour 4)

April 01, 2020 14:54 - 40 minutes - 18.4 MB

Another entry to the T&R Bracket: Brookline 9-1-1. “Zoom Bombers” are reigning havoc. Fart Court: Did Rich fart? CNN Chris Cuomo is diagnosed with the coronavirus.

Toucher & Rich: Jeff Goodman & Angry Adam Schefter (Hour 3)

April 01, 2020 13:23 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MB

Toucher & Rich: Jeff Goodman from the Stadium joins the show. Adam Schefter is losing his mind over the NFL not rescheduling the Draft. Fred and Rich debate what’s proper shooting technique

Toucher & Rich: Bruins Ask A Pink Hat & Mayor Walsh (Hour 2)

April 01, 2020 12:43 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MB

On this hour: Fred and Rich are both broadcasting from their homes while Jon Wallach is in-studio. T&R Bracket. Today’s entry: Bruins Ask A Pink Hat. Fotnite skins are crazy expensive, especially for a “free” game. Mayor Marty Walsh joins the show and talks about the Coronavirus pandemic and the measures the city of Boston is doing to combat it.

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Jim Norton
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jimmy fallon
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Tom Brady
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Bill Burr
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Keith Smith
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Nikki Sixx
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