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Toucher & Hardy

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Full show podcasts in one-hour segments, of Toucher & Hardy, updated weekdays. Listen to Toucher & Hardy live every weekday from 6am-10am ET on Boston's Home for Sports, 98.5 The Sports Hub.

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Toucher and Rich: Bank Roll Boyz & A Monkey of the Loose (Hour 2)

May 21, 2020 13:20 - 41 minutes - 19.3 MB

On this hour:  The Bank Roll Boys join T&R and discuss heavy betting on this weekends golf NFL arrests and records.  Bruins head coach Bruce Cassidy joins the show & there's a monkey on the loose in Tewksbury.  

Toucher and Rich: Paul Pierce Spit At Lebron James (Hour 1)

May 21, 2020 13:00 - 37 minutes - 17.3 MB

On this hour:  there's some interesting prop bets for golf this weekend.  The NBA is in discussions with Disney to finish the season.  Why not just start with the playoffs?  Kendrick Perkins says the reason Pierce and Lebron hate each other is because Pierce spit at Lebron during a game his rookie season.  The Cleveland Indians hid Nicholas Cage in their line up cards last season and nobody noticed.

Toucher & Rich: Nick Wright In On The Fart Court Stand (Hour 4)

May 20, 2020 14:16 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

On this hour: Fred, Rich and Jon are broadcasting remotely. Nick Wright is on the stand for Fart Court. Is he guilty or not guilty? Michael Jordan has made a few enemies. Plus the STack and much more!

Toucher & Rich: Bruce Cassidy (Hour 3)

May 20, 2020 13:44 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MB

On this hour: Fred, Rich and Jon broadcasting remotely from their respective homes. Bruins head coach Bruce Cassidy joined Toucher & Rich on Wednesday to talk hockey. Is it fair that the top-seeded Bruins may have to deal with a deeper playoff format? 

Bruce Cassidy on the Bruins and the return of the NHL

May 20, 2020 13:08 - 23 minutes - 10.9 MB

Bruins head coach Bruce Cassidy joined Toucher & Rich on Wednesday to talk hockey. Is it fair that the top-seeded Bruins may have to deal with a deeper playoff format? Cassidy reveals how he feels the playoffs should go, what the game might look like after a long break, and more.

Toucher & Rich: Jim Gray Still Sucks & Chad and Karen (Hour 2)

May 20, 2020 12:44 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MB

On this hour: Fred, Rich and Jon are broadcasting from their respective homes. The rumors are true that Jim Gray, who tried to get Fred and Rich fired, still sucks. Some people have a few thoughts on The Last Dance . The country is rapid with "Chads" and "Karen". Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Could MLB and NHL Come Back Soon? (Hour 1)

May 20, 2020 12:07 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MB

On this hour: Fred, Rich and Jon are all broadcasting from their respective homes. Fred shares some of the fallout in his home. Could the NHL be looking into 24 team playoff once the league comes back? What about MLB? Tom Brady works out wearing his new Tampa Bay threads. Chris Sale gives an update on his rehab

Toucher & Rich: It wasn't the flu game, it was food poisoning. (Hour 4)

May 19, 2020 14:04 - 42 minutes - 19.3 MB

On this hour:  Will Brinson from CBS Sports joins the show and discusses the return of the NFL.  Michael jordan had foo poisoning and not the flu.  the Stack features Ryan Seacrest didn't have a stroke and Tennis balls in new york

Toucher & Rich: It's Time For A Concrete Plan For Sports to Return (Hour 3)

May 19, 2020 13:45 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MB

On this hour:  After New York and California have announced they're ready for sports to return in June.  it's time for a concrete plan for sports to return.  Fred discusses his life and we aren't all in this together.  NFL has a plan for face masks.

Toucher & Rich: Fred Explains His Absence Yesterday (Hour 2)

May 19, 2020 13:25 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MB

On this hour:  Fred discusses why he wasn't on the air yesterday and his plans for the future.  Restaurant owners in the North End are ready for business to return.  Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas was all gravy baby.  plus more!

Toucher & Rich: California and New York are ready for pro sports (Hour 1)

May 19, 2020 13:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

On this hour: Fred talks about why he wasn't on-air yesterday.  California and New York are ready for pro sports in June.  It's time to start putting dates on the calendar on have a real plan.  Dennis Eckersley says baseball's return could blow up in your face.  plus more!

Toucher & Rich: The Last Dance and Armpits of America (Hour 4)

May 18, 2020 14:03 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MB

On this hour:  The final episode of the Jordan documentary "The Last Dance" aired last night.  Armpits of America features jumping into a Bass Pro Shop fish tank.  The Stack features pumping in crowd noise without fans in baseball.  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: "Karen's" Are Raging During The Pandemic (Hour 3)

May 18, 2020 13:46 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MB

On this hour: Many "Karen's" have run a muck during the pandemic.  T&R play a clip of a lady angry at the grocery store.  Calls come in from people who have dealt with them at work.  One guy even calls about his wife.  MLB rules are 60 pages long on the potential return of baseball.  Can it work?

Toucher & Rich: Brookline 911 & The last Dance (Hour 2)

May 18, 2020 13:25 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MB

On this hour:  T&R play Everyone's Angry in Brookline.  Jeff Howe from the Athletic discusses Anfernee Jennings injury at Alabama and more.  The Final episode 'The Last Dance' aired last night.  Rich hated the way it ended.

Toucher & Rich: MLB's 67 Page Return Plan (Hour 1)

May 18, 2020 13:00 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MB

On this hour:  Governor Baker will release the phases for returning to society today.  Rich says where your mask.  MLB released a 67 page return to play plan.  Can it work?  Mayor Walsh says no fan but baseball can resume this summer at Fenway.  NHL is still kicking around a return.  Joe Murray joins the show and talks about live sports and betting over this weekend.

Toucher & Rich: 50 Shades of Guay & Nobody likes Travis Kelce (Hour 4)

May 15, 2020 14:04 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

On this hour:  T&R go back and play 50 Shades Of Guay.  Travis Kelce says Patriots fans hate him because he's white and wears number 87.  But Fred says it's for different reasons.  The Stack features Live sports this weekend, the actor with the most swears in a movie and Betting on the Michael Jordan documentary.  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Papa John's Crib & Chris Forsberg (Hour 3)

May 15, 2020 13:50 - 41 minutes - 19 MB

On this hour:  Papa John did a TikTok and showed off his "Crib" that had two Eagles making love and a room to shoot footage. Chris Forsberg from NBC Sports Boston joins the show and discusses the potential return of the NBA and what the Celtics might do if they can't practice in Boston.  T&R go over Blake Snell and Bryce Harper.

Toucher & Rich: Bert Breer & Fred's Abused Computer Screen (Hour 2)

May 15, 2020 13:25 - 42 minutes - 19.4 MB

On this hour: Bert Breer from The MMQB discusses the Browns offering the first pick in 2018 for Russell Wilson, college football, and more. Fred posted a picture of his home office and his computer screen has been severely abused. Celebrities sing "Eat It".

Toucher & Rich: Blake Snell Says 'Bro' A Lot! (Hour 1)

May 15, 2020 13:00 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MB

On this hour: Fred is in Tennessee but fear of bees, boats and golf carts are ruining things.  Blake Snell addresses the MLB season and says he's not up for the risk, "bro". NFL players DeAndre Baker and Quinton Dunbar are in trouble for robbing people. Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Are You Still Hooking Up During Quarantine? (Hour 4)

May 14, 2020 14:03 - 41 minutes - 19.3 MB

On this hour:  Tampa Bay Rays pitcher Blake Snell says he wont play for a reduced salary this season.  How are you doing mentally during the quarantine?  Are people still hooking up?  Fred has a friend who is and callers tell their stories.  The Stack features are you going to  have to prove you don't have Covid 19 in Rhode Island this summer if you're from out of state?  Plus more!  

Toucher & Rich: Gary Tanguay & Tyson vs Holyfield Rematch? (Hour 3)

May 14, 2020 13:45 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MB

On this hour:  After Lesean McCoy said he was sorry for spoiling Avengers Endgame, T&R play the time they sent nick out to give spoilers to people who couldn't answer trivia questions.  Gary Tanguay joins the show and talks about 50 Shades of Guay and his acting career.  A Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield would be irresponsible. 

Toucher & Rich: Bank Roll Boys (Hour 2)

May 14, 2020 13:30 - 40 minutes - 18.8 MB

On this hour:  The Bank Roll Boys join T&R and discuss heavy betting like NFL MVP odds and the AFC East.  The internet has been in an uproar with Star Wars lately.  Lesean McCoy wishes he didn't spoil Avengers End Game

Toucher & Rich: NBA's Secret player meeting & Florida is ready for pro sports (Hour 1)

May 14, 2020 13:00 - 45 minutes - 21.1 MB

On this hour: The station has no idea when people are coming back into the studio.  NBA seret player meeting.  No James Harden?  Was Kyrie pissed he wasn't included?  Chara is working out in Florida and Ron DeSantis says they're ready for pro sports.  Pumped in crowd noise for the MLB?  Bleacher report has done a re-draft for the 2017 NBA season

Toucher & Rich: Chris Cotillo, Hardy Cameo & The Stack (Hour 4)

May 13, 2020 14:03 - 42 minutes - 19.4 MB

On this hour: Chris Cotillo from MassLive joins T&R and discusses the potential start of the MLB season and the complications they're running into with the players' compensation.  Chris also talks about auctioning off baseball memorabilia for COVID-19 relief. Hardy has joined Cameo and got a request for a foot fetish video. Rich is all in on doing said foot fetish video. The Stack features the top-selling NFL jersey, and hope for Fenway Park concerts to take place this summer, plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Brett McMurphy Discusses College Football's Future (Hour 3)

May 13, 2020 13:48 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MB

On this hour: In these strange times, people have to get creative to keep their business to stay running. So Kowloon is trying to set up a drive-in movie theater in the parking lot. Will we get James Stewart, Sarge or Joe Murray on roller skates? Brett McMurphy from Stadium joins the show and talks about a potential college football season, and says it'll be up to the conferences, not the NCAA to decide if and when they play. And more on the Kowloon "car hop".

Toucher & Rich: Brady's All In Challenge Was Won By A Puppeteer (Hour 2)

May 13, 2020 13:29 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MB

On this hour: Sammy Watkins discussed "spirits" during his days in Buffalo, which were fueled by drinking. More on the worst TV characters. Brady's All-In Challenge was won by a YouTube puppeteer. Terry Francona discussed MLB's future.

Toucher & Rich: Source Wars & Arizona Is Ready For Pro Sports (Hour 1)

May 13, 2020 13:00 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MB

On this hour: Fred went golfing in Tennessee yesterday. Is Lisa Simpson the worst TV Character of all time? Source Wars! Woj vs. Shams on NBA player polls. Arizona is ready for all pro sports to play in the state starting Friday. Gary Myers spoke to Zo and Bertrand about his Brady/McDaniels story.

Toucher & Rich: Source Wars & Arizona Is ready For Pro Sports (Hour 1)

May 13, 2020 13:00 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MB

On this hour:  Fred went golfing in Tennessee yesterday.  Is Lisa Simpson the worst TV Character of all time?  Source Wars!  Woj vs Shams on NBA player polls.  Arizona is ready for all pro sports to play in the state starting Friday.  Gary Myers spoke to Zo and Bertrand about his Brady/McDaniels story.

Toucher & Rich: Will Brinson and The Stack (Hour 4)

May 12, 2020 14:03 - 42 minutes - 19.4 MB

On this hour: Will brinson discusses feet and Josh McDaniels.  Where's Fred?  His Mom gave him a life lesson on spending money.  The Stack features the top 10 sports video games.

Toucher & Rich: What Will You Miss When We Return To Society? (hour 3)

May 12, 2020 13:45 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MB

On this hour:  Where's Fred?  All these possible return to sports rumors are a tease and the Governor's phase's didn't mention any specifics.  Rich is going to miss buffets.  Did Brady leave because of McDaniels?  Fred thinks McDaniels has totally killed his future as a head coach.  The UFC was the first hurdle to clear in the return to sports.  How will testing work for big rosters?

Toucher & Rich: Florida Workout Protests & The Hobbit! (Hour 2)

May 12, 2020 13:00 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MB

On this hour:  Fred had a rough day in Tennessee with his dog running away and his parents acting as therapists.  He's kicking around the idea of working at a grocery store.  A GoFundMe was set up for the girl who was screamed at and called names in Cape Cod over the weekend.  There was a big protest in Florida for gyms to open up and Rich talks about The Hobbit

Toucher & Rich: Brady Shoots Down Troubles With McDaniels (Hour 1)

May 12, 2020 12:30 - 43 minutes - 19.8 MB

On this hour:  Becky Lynch is pregnant and giving up her title.  WWE fans aren't happy.  Gary Myers tweeted there was trouble between Brady and McDaniels but Brady says it's time to be more responsible about reporting.  Fred is looking for a little time away from his family.  MLB's plan to open is under fire.  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Chris Mannix & The Stack (Hour 4)

May 11, 2020 14:04 - 41 minutes - 18.9 MB

On this hour:  Chris Mannix from Sports Illustrated joins the show and discusses the return of the NBA.  Where the games could be played.  How will the players look, plus more!  Fred paid a ton of money to have his dog driven down to Tennessee.  The Stack features the passing of Jerry Stiller, Fred tries to guess a TV them song and more.

Toucher & Rich: Heavy Metal Sarge (Hour 3)

May 11, 2020 13:49 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MB

On this hour:  T&R play a best of segment and today is 'Heavy Metal Sarge'.  The Washington Post had an article that said we need less sports and T&R try to make sense of a terribly written article.  Plans on NBA and MLB return.  College football wont return without students.  Will school resume in September?

Toucher & Rich: Jeff Howe & Unruly Ice Cream Customers (Hour 2)

May 11, 2020 13:25 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

On this hour:  Fred flew to Tennessee over the weekend and talks about his experience.  There's robot dogs enforcing social distancing in Singapore.  Jeff Howe from the Athletic discusses N'Keal Harry's new training to stop injuries.  A Cape Cod ice cream shop opened and closed after one day.  The owner says customers were so mean and unruly to his workers, some quit and he closed his doors.  Calls come in on people being rude to food workers

Toucher & Rich: Fred Is Being Watched Closely By His Wife (Hour 1)

May 11, 2020 13:15 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MB

On this hour:  Fred flew to Tennessee this weekend after missing his flight on Friday.  Adam Silver spoke to the NBA this weekend and discussed a possible reopening.  but a decision may not come for a while.  What will a return to stadiums look like?  Fred is being watched very closely by his wife now.  

Toucher & Rich: The Most uninteresting team in the NFL (Hour 4)

May 08, 2020 14:04 - 42 minutes - 19.7 MB

On this hour:  The Brady / Manning golf tournament will be full of dad jokes and Fred hopes Brady sucks just to watch him flip out.  The Detroit lions don't have any prime time games.  Are they the least interesting team in the NFL?  The Stack features Jim Koch from Sam Adams, helping and supporting front line workers.  New Beers on the way and a Toucher and Rich beer?  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Nick is terrified to watch Fred's old cat (Hour 3)

May 08, 2020 13:25 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MB

On this hour:  Giannis Attentekumpo was hacked on twitter.  Fred is heading to Tennessee today and Nick is going to watch his cat is away.  The cat is 21 years old and nick is terrified it could die on his watch.  That brings up the time Adolfo watched his dog and was only feeding and letting it out every other day.  

Toucher & Rich: Bert Breer & Cutler is lazy (Hour 2)

May 08, 2020 12:13 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MB

On this hour:  Bert Breer from MMQB discusses how the NFL season could look including Chicago a late start and more.  Cam Newton says he's open to a back up gig.  Bert doesn't see him ending up in New England.  Who's the best quarterback in the AFC East?  Jay Cutler is getting a divorce and his laziness is being blamed.

Toucher & Rich: Could The Super Bowl End Up In April 2021? (Hour 1)

May 08, 2020 11:28 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MB

On this hour:  Fred is headed for Tennessee.  The NFL schedule was released last night.  The NFL is planning on playing even if things get moved back.  Could that mean a Super bowl in April?  Peyton Manning and Tom Brady were cutting it up yesterday!

Toucher & Rich: Mark Gemelli is sad & Golf is Back in Massachusetts (Hour 4)

May 07, 2020 14:03 - 41 minutes - 18.9 MB

On this hour:  Mark Gemelli calls in and is sad about St. Anthony's feast being cancelled.  T&R discuss the NFL and other sports potential return.  The Stack features Breaking news as Golf returns to Massachusetts, Stay off the roads in Georgia & more!

Toucher & Rich: Fred's Burp, Judd Sirot & Toilet Flushing (Hour 3)

May 07, 2020 13:40 - 42 minutes - 19.4 MB

On this hour:  Felger and Mazz reacted to Fred burping on air yesterday.  Bruins play by play announcer Judd Sirot joins the show to discuss this weekends 98.5 bruins special and the potential return of NHL Hockey.  The Bruins guy from Mayor Walsh's speech emailed Rich.  Toilet flushing during a Supreme court hearing and swearing during West Virginia governor Jim Justice speech.

Toucher & Rich: Golf is set to start in Massachusetts and Earl Thomas Caught Cheating (Hour 2)

May 07, 2020 12:16 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MB

On this hour:  The Bank Roll Boys discuss German soccer and more degenerate things.  Golf is set to reopen in Massachusetts.  How will things work?  Ravens Safety Earl Thomas was caught cheating by his wife and she pulled a gun on him.  A live reading of the Hobit is going to be 12 hours long.

Toucher & Rich: Plans for Sports To Return (Hour 1)

May 07, 2020 11:45 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

On this hour:  Is snow on the way? Wallach is starting to panic.  Plans are starting for the return of some sports.  A caller loved Fred's burp yesterday.  The Chicago bears could be the one team who can't start in 2020.  Mark Cuban isn't ready for a return to practice.  Eli Manning and Sam Darnold have thoughts on Brady and the patriots.  Urban Meyer thinks Stidham will be a good fit for the Patriots.  Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Tirdy Bird & Who Will Win The AFC East (Hour 4)

May 06, 2020 14:06 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

On this hour: T&R play more of the show Tirdy Bird that's set in Maine. The NFL schedule selease show is tomorrow. Who will win the AFC East? The Stack  features local chef is up for the beard award. Fred has discovered a dart board and a fusboi in his third floor. Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: 'Tirdy Works' and Who Will Win The AFC East? (Hour 4)

May 06, 2020 14:06 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

On this hour: T&R play more of the show Tirdy Bird that's set in Maine. The NFL schedule selease show is tomorrow. Who will win the AFC East? The Stack  features local chef is up for the beard award. Fred has discovered a dart board and a fusboi in his third floor. Plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Fred Encountered a Guy Who Hadn't been Out In A While (Hour 3)

May 06, 2020 13:21 - 39 minutes - 18.3 MB

On this hour:  Will other states reopening ruin things for Massachusetts?  Fred went to the store yesterday and saw a man bothering store workers and muddering the same thing over and over.  Fred is convinced he hadn't been out in a while.  Tirdy works aired last night and it was full of hicks and rats

Toucher & Rich: Fred Encountered a Guy Who Hadn't Been Out In A While (Hour 3)

May 06, 2020 13:21 - 39 minutes - 18.3 MB

On this hour:  Will other states reopening ruin things for Massachusetts?  Fred went to the store yesterday and saw a man bothering store workers and muddering the same thing over and over.  Fred is convinced he hadn't been out in a while.  Tirdy works aired last night and it was full of hicks and rats

Toucher & Rich: Mayor Of Boston Marty Walsh (Hour 2)

May 06, 2020 12:45 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

On this hour:  The AV Club had an article on 19 bands that have had 3 or more lead singers.  Can you guess them?  The NHL is talking about a phase two opening.  Mayor of Boston Marty Walsh joins T&R and discusses the May 18th deadline and prisons releasing prisoners.  plus more!

Toucher & Rich: Fred Is Fleeing & Plans For MLB's Return (Hour 1)

May 06, 2020 12:09 - 43 minutes - 20.2 MB

On this hour:  Rich loves Korean baseball.  Fred isn't watching because shows like Family matters are on.  Fred goes over his Cinco De Mayo and is sick of people questioning him about Fleeing Boston.

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Jim Norton
3 Episodes
jimmy fallon
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Tom Brady
2 Episodes
Bill Burr
1 Episode
Keith Smith
1 Episode
Nikki Sixx
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