Total Party Kill
447 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 169 ratingsAdventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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Episodes
398: Beggar King Papoose
May 23, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBOur Gribbits Detective Agency adventure reaches its end. There’s a ship on fire, a bunch of orphans down in the hold, and possibly two Beggar Kings. What could go wrong? Everything. Everything could go wrong.
397: Let's Circle Back to That
May 16, 2023 16:00 - 48 minutes - 34 MBWhile Glupo attempts to singlehandedly save a bunch of orphans, the rest of the crew seriously considers arson as the ultimate problem solver.
396: Carpenter or Orphan?
May 09, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBWhat were we doing again? The adventurers meet a butler, scam some free booze, then wander down to the docks to see if they can find a ship that might give them clues to… something? Also, Frank defiles multiple toilets.
394: I'm Not Dying... It's Ketchup
April 25, 2023 16:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBOur sort-of detectives are confronted by some mysterious goons and must fight for their lives!
393: I Seen Him, By Crikey
April 18, 2023 16:00 - 55 minutes - 38.6 MBBruce the Seagull would like to be paid in french fries. Continuing an adventure created by the Dragon Friends, “The Gribbits Detective Agency!” Like the Dragon Friends podcast, this one has adult language and themes, so this story is not for kids! You’ve been warned.
392: I'm Pretty Sure I'm King Now
April 11, 2023 16:00 - 56 minutes - 39.6 MBPresenting an adventure created by the Dragon Friends, “The Gribbits Detective Agency!” Like the Dragon Friends podcast, this one has adult language and themes, so this story is not for kids! You’ve been warned.
391: Send Forth the Spiders!
April 04, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBIn this season finale, we go clubbing and light a beacon.
390: Always Stack Your Rogues
March 28, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBWe visit the Greater Metropolitan Little Barovia Area.
389: The Paddington-Chucky Spectrum
March 21, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBWe’re actually doing a dragon heist! Thanks to Elizabeth Fijalkowski for the amazing artwork of Elavor and friends!
388: You Gotta Go Up to Go Down
March 14, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBWe demonstrate the “risen cost fallacy.”
387: Look at This Terrible Hallway
March 07, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBWe’re gonna get him like Capone.
386: Die, Foul Friendly Creature!
February 28, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBWe’re guests of Mr. Strahd, in one of the nicer rooms.
385: Come on in, the Water's Blood
February 21, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.3 MBWe explore the Rooms of Weeping.
384: It's Stairs All the Way Down
February 14, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBOne does not simply walk through more doors.
383: Can't Un-flip That Bed
February 07, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MBWe are nearly thwarted by a teen.
382: Why Is This Castle This Way?
January 31, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBWe’ve gotta social engineer Strahd unless he keeps his password on a post-it.
381: Ask Not for Who the Bing Bongs
January 24, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBWe find magic PEZ, oily books, and a well-appointed study featuring a helluva portrait. Art by Elizabeth Fijalkowski ~ aka Lizziefij
380: We're Gonna Be Good Strahds
January 17, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBWe’re rapping about werewolves and finding Infinity Stones.
378: Brunch with Strahd
January 03, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 49 MBThe Dog & Pony crew is back - all 10 of them! They’re prepared to be just reckless enough as they finally take the Big Bad up on his invitation to dine at Castle Ravenloft.
377: Live, Laugh, Lava
December 27, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBIn this season finale, Eglath’s Angels almost saved the world from a very decentralized cult.
376: Salamanders from the South!
December 20, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 52.9 MBFlamin’ hot salamanders and suggestive art.
375: Lava Hurts
December 13, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBWhen you have no thoughts or plans and are surrounded by lava and incompetence, how much worse could it get?
374: Everybody out of the Cloud
December 06, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBWe camped on a butt because we didn’t watch the floor.
373: Totally Capacitated
November 29, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBRegdar is killin’ it. Goth Shara has ghost whales.
372: Cinna and Bon
November 22, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBKat’chka plays peek-a-boo. Zotasha threatens to turn this Phantom Caravan around.
371: Minotaur Sandwich
November 15, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBA lot of people running, with Minotaurs on the move.
370: Affirmations and Elevators
November 08, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBPlease note: Total Party Kill is now a philosophy and life-coaching podcast. We hope you enjoy this change in direction.
369: A Bad Use of Carlos
November 01, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBEglaths’ Angels (Carlos, Kat’chka, Omlol, Regdar, Shara, and Zotasha) are back for another season, and they start it off by beatboxing on a disc!
368: Tomb of Horrors, Part 2
October 25, 2022 16:00 - 2 hours - 110 MBSHOCKTOBER has come around again! Ch’omasa, Daffné, L’nell, and Thald are back to see what horrors await within the tomb. They do actually make it inside this year! But how far in? And how safely? Spooky illusions and dastardly baddies abound in this second installment of Tomb of Horrors!
367: Rats Are Not Heroes
October 18, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBThe Kobolds and heroes engage in final battle! Someone is hanging from a thing! Is it right for the Kobolds to take revenge for the murder of so many of their kin? Look, it’s right in the name of the adventure, people. Concluding “Revenge of the Kobolds” by David Flor!
366: Short Sword, Long Dagger
October 11, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBOur Kobolds are running out of rats, but they’re not running out of traps! Can they kill all the “heroes” who have invaded their lair? They can sure try! Continuing “Revenge of the Kobolds” by David Flor!
365: Sorry Your Wolf Died
October 04, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBThe traps are sprung! Many innocent Kobolds die. But can our party of Kobolds defeat the murderous “adventurers” who have invaded their lair? Continuing “Revenge of the Kobolds” by David Flor!
364: We're Kobolds, Not Geniuses
September 27, 2022 16:00 - 49 minutes - 34.5 MBThis time, the tables are turned! In this four-episode adventure, our players are Kobolds who are fighting back against a group of adventurers who are invading their home. But as any Kobold knows, the best way to prevent home invasions is by buying and setting a large number of traps. We’re playing “Revenge of the Kobolds” by friend of the podcast David Flor, who also wrote “A Night in Seyvoth Manor!” (Does this mean it’s Koboldtember?)
363: Dragonforge Goes Shopping
September 20, 2022 15:59 - 3 hours - 148 MBRemember how the Dragonforge players always kept referring back to that members-only special from 2017 where they went shopping at Snick and Snak Adventure Outfitters? To celebrate the end of the Dragonforge campaign, here’s that complete special!
362: Total Poultry Kill
September 13, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBWe finally did it, everyone! We completed the entire Dragonforge & Associates Undermountain campaign. But did every character live to tell the tale?
361: Like Father, Like Son
September 06, 2022 16:00 - 57 minutes - 40.7 MBYou say you like books? Name five.
359: Dais ex Machina
August 23, 2022 16:00 - 50 minutes - 35.7 MBThe Olestran zone is, as you might expect, in the back.
357: Bad News for Bears
August 09, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 52.9 MBDragonforge is back, and so are his associates! Will they ever find Rutherford Urmbrusk? We’ll find out in this, the final season of Dragonforge & Associates. First, they have to make their way past a baseball team’s worth of goblins.
356: Bed Bag & Beyond
August 02, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBIt’s the season finale for the Dog and Pony show! Will the gang figure out what the heck is happening in Vallaki? Will All Be Well? Listen to find out!
355: Contraband Vampires
July 26, 2022 16:00 - 59 minutes - 41.5 MBAre we herding them? Or Hurting them?
354: Elavor's Roommates
July 19, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBThese are the world’s worst Jack-in-the-boxes. Jacks-in-the-box? Whatever, they suck!
353: A Cup of Coffin
July 12, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBNothing like a little constructive arson!
351: A Woman of Murder
June 28, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBIn Barovia you either have a tragic past or a tragic now.
349: Do Not Speak to Me about Chimichangas
June 14, 2022 16:00 - 58 minutes - 41.1 MBAlways do what the baby dragon wants.