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Total Party Kill

444 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 days ago - ★★★★★ - 169 ratings

Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.

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Episodes

445: Auburn or Blauburn

April 19, 2024 14:50 - 55 minutes - 77.3 MB

The party reunites, beats up some statues, and encounters language barriers in their quest to save a scared Dwarf from a questionable wellness clinic. Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Mikah Sargent and Monty Ashley.

444: Marinara Mimosa

April 09, 2024 16:00 - 57 minutes - 80.4 MB

Jasper meets a kobold, Lonewalker befriends a gorgon, and they may unlock the secret of the spa…but at what cost? Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Mikah Sargent and Monty Ashley.

443: Spataumatons

April 02, 2024 16:00 - 51 minutes - 72.3 MB

Relaxation turns into suspicion as the party learns more about a spa whose main product is secrecy. Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Mikah Sargent and Monty Ashley.

442: Spa Day

March 26, 2024 16:00 - 58 minutes - 82.3 MB

Our heroes have a spa day, but behind the incense and wind chimes lies danger. Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Mikah Sargent and Monty Ashley.

441: We're Big Readers Here

March 19, 2024 16:00 - 56 minutes - 79.6 MB

A group of misfit adventurers climb through a book-shaped portal and into a suspiciously lovely spa on a quest to find a Dwarven librarian. Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Mikah Sargent and Monty Ashley.

440: Plan L for Lion

March 12, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MB

The Stygian Gambit comes to a thrilling conclusion, but not before Revelle instigates even more lion chaos! Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley.

439: I Am A Loud Lion

March 05, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Plan B - the B is for best. Or is it for bump? Baboon? Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley.

438: This Casino Is Not Airtight

February 27, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 49.5 MB

Some rat shenanigans, a soak in the spa, and … Oh God! It’s a LION! Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley.

437: Rat Race

February 20, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MB

Come for the duelling intimidation checks, stay for the downtime portion of the heist. Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley.

436: Rule 6: Win! Win! Win!

February 13, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

TPK returns to the greater Varkenbluff area with another heisty challenge, in which Jaee, Levithia, Revelle, and K’ronng learn it’s better to rule in Hell than serve drinks at a casino. Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley.

435: That's Not a Boomstick

February 06, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

Our heroes reconvene, and the smackdown begins with spikes and teleporting and murderously rough terrain! Oh my! Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell, Mikah Sargent and Tiff Arment.

434: Paulie Read an Ethics Book

January 30, 2024 17:00 - 53 minutes - 74.6 MB

The spelunking continues as our party confronts both menacing meenlocks and muddy morasses of morality. Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell, Mikah Sargent and Tiff Arment.

433: Sorry about the Bagpipes

January 23, 2024 17:00 - 59 minutes - 83.8 MB

From empty(?) town to damp caves, our exhausted adventurers just can’t catch a break as they delve deep into the meenlock mystery. Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell, Mikah Sargent and Tiff Arment.

432: Spooky Nightmares

January 16, 2024 17:00 - 54 minutes - 76.7 MB

Our (mostly) exhausted heroes explore the easily mispronounced town of Vermeillon to untangle the mystery of an abandoned domicile and the strange creatures within. Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell, Mikah Sargent and Tiff Arment.

431: Disco Centipedes

January 09, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

Can our heroes resist an onslaught of disco centipedes in an otherwise drab town? Can they keep stay-stay-staying alive? Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell, Mikah Sargent and Tiff Arment.

430: Bats are the Answer

January 02, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

In this new Candlekeep Mysteries adventure, A Deep and Creeping Darkness, a band of mismatched adventurers visit the realm’s largest library. Literary snobbery ensues. Tony Sindelar with Dan Moren, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell, Mikah Sargent and Tiff Arment.

429: Roll for Chocolate

December 25, 2023 17:00 - 3 hours - 133 MB

Settle in (to a bath?), light a fire (on yourself?), cuddle up (with a dragon?), and enjoy this extra-long holiday special, in which four epic-level adventurers try to save the Mirthmas gifts and maybe make some friends along the way. Mikah Sargent with Amanda Silberling, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign and Tony Sindelar.

428: Yetis Roasting on an Open Fire

December 19, 2023 17:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MB

Our heroes continue their trek to the tower to save all the Mirthmas gifts. But can they get past the spicy magic? And who’s in the bathroom? Mikah Sargent with Amanda Silberling, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign and Tony Sindelar.

427: Dearth of Mirth

December 12, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

Happy Mirthmas, everyone! For your holiday cheer, we bring you an epic-level adventure, How the Lich Stole Mirthmas, in which four experienced adventurers go on a quest to achieve an improved vibe. Mikah Sargent with Amanda Silberling, Dan Moren, Erika Ensign and Tony Sindelar.

426: A Troubling Amount of Blood

December 05, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

The party is so busy judging a book by its cover they forgot all about the bloody child. Shemshime’s Bedtime Rhyme concludes, and there’s even a bit of falling action! Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Kathy Campbell, Rosemary Orchard and Tiff Arment.

425: Sharp and Pointy and Demanding

November 28, 2023 17:00 - 58 minutes - 41.3 MB

The earworm-based curse continues to sow discord among the adventurers. They’re sorry for all of this.

424: The Fighting Librarians

November 21, 2023 17:00 - 55 minutes - 39.3 MB

The party has gotten themselves into a classic cursed-book situation. But can they get out?

423: Upsetting Image

November 14, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

After four minutes of tag, Paulie is ready to use magic on children - all in the name of finding a solution to the curse of course…

422: Do Do Doo Doo Doo

November 07, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

A new Candlekeep adventure begins! Five familiar adventurers are stuck in the overflow rooms and concerned with toast.

421: Tomb of Horrors, Part 3

October 31, 2023 16:00 - 2 hours - 170 MB

A band of adventurers and their incredibly resilient panther reunite for their annual dungeon punishment by way of traps, deadly gasses, scares, and more! Will Ch’omasa, Daffné, L’nell, and Thald survive SHOCKTOBER 2023?

420: Femur vs Glaive

October 24, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 147 MB

A suspicious professor, ex-student ghouls, and a stinky basement all come together as the Horror at Havel’s Cross saga concludes.

419: Fake Blood Curse

October 17, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 75.3 MB

A group of Level 2 adventurers and a doddering professor investigate a field trip gone horribly wrong…or has it? (It has.)

418: Goblin Brain Trust

October 10, 2023 16:00 - 58 minutes - 80.2 MB

In this stand-alone adventure, neophyte adventurers and an easily distracted academic indulge in archaeology and violence.

417: A Coherent, Legitimate Plan

October 03, 2023 16:00 - 57 minutes - 41 MB

The conclusion of the Murkmire Malevolence teaches us there is nothing that a nightmare monster and a fog cloud can’t do together.

416: The Lion, the Witch, and the Hallway

September 26, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MB

We don’t want to ruin the whole gala when people are poisoned.

415: Societies with Secrets

September 19, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MB

A new crew of adventurers takes on the Murkmire Malevolence and plans a museum heist in Varkenbluff. In case you were wondering, nothing is magical about the privies.

414: Flying and Dying

September 12, 2023 16:00 - 42 minutes - 58.5 MB

The Book of the Raven finale! In which the party saves some of their people.

413: Dog Duty

September 05, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 76.1 MB

The party goes one at a time into the grave.

412: Yelling Down a Well

August 29, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 77 MB

Wereravens? There ravens!

411: Really Split the Party

August 22, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

The party encounters a muscular demon-goat thing.

410: A Weird Bird Pact

August 15, 2023 16:00 - 58 minutes - 82.2 MB

The party encounters a rolling cloud of darkness that murders things.

409: Cryptic Raven

August 08, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 76.9 MB

A new Candlekeep Adventure begins! Another set of familiar and new adventurers encounter the Book of the Raven and wonder “Which way?”

408: Crowded Hovel

August 01, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MB

In which the party concludes the adventure by taking on some jacked-up jackals and making a rug burrito.

407: Library Police

July 25, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

In which the party plays “Good Book Inspector, Bad Book Inspector” with a pack of baddies.

406: Rat Management

July 18, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

In which the party can’t tell what’s blood and what’s tomato sauce.

405: Meatball Sub Vouchers

July 11, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 38.5 MB

In which these book inspectors would like to speak to the manager about this Gingwatzim.

404: Almost Murdered by a Book

July 04, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

In which some familiar adventurers and a couple new faces encounter Mazfroth’s Mighty Digressions. And a generous amount of slime.

403: Approach the Toad

June 27, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

In which it’s time to quit horsing around and pony up.

402: A Horse-sized Hole

June 20, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 75.9 MB

In which the party finds books in chains.

401: Lawful Good but Not Nice

June 13, 2023 16:00 - 56 minutes - 79.1 MB

In which the party learns a meatball sub is the best medicine.

400: A Walk with Paulie

June 06, 2023 16:00 - 47 minutes - 34.6 MB

In which five intrepid adventurers join DM Tony to discover The Joy of Extradimensional Spaces - the first adventure from the book Candlekeep Mysteries.

399: Ask the DMs - Again!

May 30, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

What kind of wacky podcast would celebrate their 400th episode on episode 399? Why, this one of course! And what better way to celebrate than to ask our TPK DMs listener questions?

398: Beggar King Papoose

May 23, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MB

Our Gribbits Detective Agency adventure reaches its end. There’s a ship on fire, a bunch of orphans down in the hold, and possibly two Beggar Kings. What could go wrong? Everything. Everything could go wrong.

397: Let's Circle Back to That

May 16, 2023 16:00 - 48 minutes - 34 MB

While Glupo attempts to singlehandedly save a bunch of orphans, the rest of the crew seriously considers arson as the ultimate problem solver.

396: Carpenter or Orphan?

May 09, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MB

What were we doing again? The adventurers meet a butler, scam some free booze, then wander down to the docks to see if they can find a ship that might give them clues to… something? Also, Frank defiles multiple toilets.