Old Squids
121 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★ - 2 ratingsWe were three, then over it, now we're just squids.
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Episodes
S2E4 (Eddie Roasts His Own Coffee)
January 23, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 29.2 MBThis time the squids welcome Glen’s friend Eddie Dixon, who teaches the squids about roasting his own coffee, starting a bee colony and participation awards. The guys talk State of the Union, the shutdown and Mike gives his honest feelings on the Covington students. They visit flordia and we learn the line of flight attendants to keep the skies friendly. Sit back, roast up some coffee and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
S2E3 (We’ve outlived our time)
January 16, 2019 05:00 - 54 minutes - 25.2 MBTurns out the Navy of the squids is not the navy of today, it is infested with rats and snowflakes. It’s is a sad day in Naval history indeed. In other news, people are offended by a toy egg, while a real egg sets a record. If you ever wondered why two outta three old squids are optimistically vaccinated, look no futher. Oh, and something about Mike ranting. Sit back, spark one, and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
S2E2 (The Wall)
January 09, 2019 05:00 - 28 minutes - 13.2 MBThe Squids give their take on The President's wall speech and the Dem's response. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
S2E1 (2018 Recap...Kinda)
January 07, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 34.2 MBOn the Season Two opener, the guys look back over their inaugural year, they discuss some of the rants, the laughs, and the first. But all the reminiscing does not stop Mike from more rambling left turns and the absolute most dramatic wrong turn avoidance in history. Sit back, try to think about how we are all a year closer to someone’s dating pool, and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 68 (Christmas 2018)
December 24, 2018 22:00 - 1 hour - 28.1 MBNo news, No politics, Merry Christmas From the The Diva and three old squids! Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 67 (Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated)
December 24, 2018 15:00 - 56 minutes - 26 MB1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated. The squids say goodbye to Penny Marshall, Laverne from Laverne and Shirley and award winning director. They also share their opinions on people who harm dogs. Somehow Amy Schumer thinks she is both fuckable and a fashion icon...Sit back, picture Amy nude and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 66 (Abcde and Squire Approved)
December 15, 2018 16:00 - 52 minutes - 24.2 MBSadly, Due to technical issues, we have no Diva intro this episode. Nick Canon defends Kevin Hart, earning the respect of the squids, France is showing us what the US would have been had Hillary won, Abdce and Squire lead the way in baby-name backlashes. Hey, did you know you can heckle...I mean see, yeah see, Billy and Hilly for as little as 7 bucks? Speaking of people who will never be president, Mike Avatti, Sticky Daniels’ Lawyer, has decided not to run in 2020. Sit back, recognize that ...
Episode 65 (Paris brûle pour protester contre le régime socialiste! Vive la Paris!)
November 27, 2018 01:00 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MBThis time we say good bye to an American hero, Ray Chavez, a veteran of Pearl Harbor and the oldest military survivor of the attack. The guys try to run one by me by choosing a title in French...parley vous, kiss my ass. TB boy shows up for a few minutes and we learn of shootings stopped by heroes with concealed carry. Mike wonders what ever became of his favorite Malt Liquor and we learn why Buffy was shamed on twitter. Asseyez-vous, craquez un 40 et profitez du spectacle! Support the sho...
Episode 64 (Bongos and noodles)
November 15, 2018 01:00 - 47 minutes - 22.1 MBThis time we say good bye to Stan Lee and spend a few moments on his impact on society. CNN files suit to restore Jim Acosta, who often goes off on strange angry tangents, much like someone else we know. Speaking of Mike, without a woman on the show, he comes roaring back with his own patented brand of anger. Something is going on a McDonalds and we learn of a restaurant in Florida that should invest in some locks. Sit back, disrobe, grab your bongos and a big bowl of noodles and enjoy the ...
Episode 63 (Veterans Day 2018)
November 11, 2018 23:00 - 1 hour - 38.2 MBOn this Veterans Day episode, recorded less than an hour ago...the squids discuss Saturday night live owning their mistakes, the original shows and networks that are constantly assaulted with bad copies of great shows. They spend some time on the 2018 midterms and I’m pretty sure Mike came out of the closet at one point on this very special episode of Blossom I mean three old squids. Sit back, chow down on your free dinner at Applebees and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://faceboo...
Episode 61 (3.17 or 2 of 63)
October 31, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBJeff’s highschool classmate, youtube personality Debzky stops by for 2 hour chat, we find out how angry parents get when kids don’t answer texts and are not where they should be and what happens to people who stick their noses where they don’t belong. We get glimpses of youth in a small town and more clues to why Jeff is the way he is. Cops in Florida beat up a 14year old girl and Amy Schumer declines a superbowl commercial...not that anyone asked. Sit back, go to the gofundme page mentione...
Episode 60 (Emotional Support...uh...Squirrel?)
October 22, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.3 MBThis time the squids check in on the ghosts in weezyanna...turns out they are planting meth and beating innocent people. The squids start a drinking game. High School Half-time issues in M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i. The brewery shenanigans of way back when are revisited. Mike gives his thoughts on CNNs Don Lemon, and we learn why we don’t want a squid in the exit row of an airplane. Sit back, drink the generic koolaid and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 59 (Podophilic Sodomy)
October 16, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 34 MBThe squids report on the Kavenaugh hearing with Ford, debate the start of the Supreme Court session (the first Monday in October, in case you are wondering). Mike admits to not doing him American History homework, which answers many questions, especially those of his medals, but his lack of work would have earned him 50% credit in Florida. Sharon Osbourne admits to not wanting sex with Ozzy, which brings up questions of fidelity in relationships...hmmmm, I’ll have to listen closely to this p...
Episode 58 (Rat Soup at Xiabu Xiabu)
October 01, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.3 MBThis time we get an update on Tim Conway and say goodbye to Burt Reynolds Glen gives an update on how he and the Diva are weathering the storm. FEMA turns to wafflehouse for sitreps as only they seem to be keeping open during the storm. Some dude faked having down syndrome to get nappies changed and he isn’t even the one huffing paint. The guys talk about careers at McDonalds and mike, being mike, talks about google as an enemy of the people out of left field. Hair Salon owner Tin Bui S...
EP57 (Captain Rapey visits Buffalo Ugly)
September 23, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 27.8 MBIf you think the word “Monkey” refers to a race of people, you are a racist piece of shit and the world has no use for you. Some lefty suggestion of Numbering babies goes horribly wrong. The guys wonder what happened to the star of the early 2000s misogynistic classic “buffalo ugly”. Bill Clinton makes everyone uncomfortable at Aretha’s funeral by leering (as if we expected anything else from Captain Rapey). Mike’s new career as object de hugs and the squids give plumbing advice. Final...
Episode 56 (Would That be Eating Meat?)
September 19, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.9 MBThe squids join a mutual admiration society with youtuber debsky...Turns out wearing wigs in the women’s bathroom to get video does not work out real well. The Dems tried to boycott West Coast Burger legend In-N-Out and no one, not even the vegan snowflakes could get behind that one. PETA hold a memorial for lobsters killed in a traffic accident on their way to restaurants...alright, that’s it...Jeff has got to be making this shit up..a memorial for lobsters...the dumb-ass unpronounceable w...
Episode 55 (The Etymology of Buggering)
September 19, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.1 MBThis time, the Squids wonder why you never see the victims of necrophilia, and point out to left-leaning (leaning, yeah, leaning) professors that trees, melons and pumpkins have feelings too and are not simply sexual playthings. Mike gives advice on poopin and the best outhouse chairs he’s ever made. The guys reminisce about their time antagonizing reservists and crypto dets and midshipmen oh my. We hear more about those crazy Catholics and their child-molesting ways which takes us to th...
Episode 54 (My Friend, You must be nice to de people)
September 05, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.5 MBWelcome to the Squids driving school, where you learn what the far left lane is really for, Mike, who has never owned a vehicle, gives his thoughts on why a corvette would not make a practical mode of transportation. We learn why Anqueffa eats one of their own. And the American flag takes its revenge on a protester in Pakistan. One denies the possibility of being with a transgender a little too vehemently, calling into question latent homosexual tendencies...not that there is anything wro...
Epsiode 53 (Can't get no RESPICT in Goatfukistan)
August 24, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.6 MBAre the squids being shadowed banned by facebook? What happens when you ride your bike in goatfuckistan? Are crazy-eyes Cortez and crazy-ass Omerosa the same person? Why does Mike get very quiet when Al Sharpton’s pronunciations come up. How pissed are the the aliens gonna be when they get back? For the answers to these questions and so much more, sit back, grab a pair of panties from the hamper, not the drawer and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 52 (Home Colonoscopy)
August 22, 2018 04:00 - 55 minutes - 25.5 MBThe guys try again to convince Mike to get a colonoscopy, Glen points out Harbor Freight has a home Colonoscopy probe. The guys discuss the anqueefa problem. Also, the white supremacists tried to throw a rally and no one came...except anqueefa who ended up fighting with themselves. The guys, continuing their delusions, begin laying ground rules for the Carey-Cortez debate. Sit back, don’t send dick pics and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 51 (Mike Chews Gum)
August 13, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 28.3 MBThis time Mike chews gum and the guys talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome in Massachusetts. Mike chews gum and suffers from Coast Guard Derangement Syndrome. Mike chews gum while Mike privilege shows back up during school lunch. Mike chews gum and reveals he never had government cheese. Mike chews gum and defends the Coast Guard Mike chews gum and shares his idea on cooking pork. Mike chews gum and reminisces about eating out in Djibouti. Enjoy the show...while Mike chews gum. Support ...
Episode 50 (That Musta Been One Helluva Goat)
August 04, 2018 04:00 - 56 minutes - 25.8 MBThis time the squids discuss who might run for the Dems in ‘20. Some lady shot her husband over porn, but more importantly, Mike gets indignant over being accused of watching Transvestite Amputee Midget Porn...Perhaps a little too indignant? We learn what will happen when Mike strokes out during the show. The Navy renamed the bitch box and someone is gettin’ tired of it! Some dudes in India gang-raped a pregnant goat...we ain’t makin’ this shit up...Yeah, a pregnant goat…. Sit back and b...
Episode 48 (Spaghetti Sauce and Bull Onesies)
August 02, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.6 MBThis episode has Florida...so much Florida. We discuss Sex in a Bull Onesie and the genius of using spaghetti sauce to burn down a house. Surprisingly, Mike pusses out on wearing a sheep costume. We learn about Emotional support bacon...I mean Pigs. Mike spends the entire episode doing his Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union Impression The guys share Bootcamp memories. Sit back, enjoy the show and ponder...Is RBG an emotional support animal? Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeol...
Episode 49 (The Incredible Shrinking Mike)
July 31, 2018 04:00 - 58 minutes - 27 MBThis time the squids welcome LCAC sailor Darren Knight to the show...frighteningly, Darren fits right in with the former 7th fleet squids...missed calling? Mike, being Mike instructs everyone, including Darren on LCAC billets and finally admits to anger issues and his uncanny demure stature. Glen and Darren discuss smells in Korea vs smells in other countries and Jeff recounts his morning leading into Burf’s wedding. We hope Larry Nassar experiences Karma on an Olympic level. Glen solves Mc...
Episode 47 (Chick-Fil-A and the FDA)
July 25, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.1 MBThis time one of the Squids started a twitter war with the misguided “I’m with her, not my president, which bathroom do I use on Tuesday” crowd. It seems the pedos trying to join the legitimate LGB movement and are getting the backing of Hollywood...hmmmmmm. Not to be outdone, some far right crazies go after the Beatles...the fucking Beatles...and Glen needs press credentials for the RNC. Will Mike finally acquiesce to getting tattoos and free fry's every Friday at McDonald's...only time w...
Episode 46 (Poopin' and Boobs)
July 20, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBThis time on “Shit You Should Never Do” the guys give advice on Editing wikipedia, the cleanest way to not get caught for murder, they expose the origins of the keto diet, and talk too long about constipation and boners in bootcamp. These three guys have the audacity to speak about breast feeding in public and suggest lena dunham keep ‘em in her shirt. Glen gives up my summer peach drink recipe and we learn Stormy Daniel’s net worth. Listen to find out how to score with chicks using the th...
Episode 45 (Murder and Sugar Pops)
July 18, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.1 MBThis time, for some reason known only to him, mike talks at length about his links. A new History By Carey segment leads to the guys discussing their favorite joe peschi murder scene. Mike analyzes the Democratic party and the debate over glen’s text struggle vs modern article writing rages on! Sit back, close your eyes and pray you don’t open them under the concrete in Mike’s basement. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 43 (Free Speech Extremists)
July 12, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 34.6 MBThis time, we learn who Nkechi Diallo is and why she’s in trouble for welfare fraud. Jeff bitches about Internet connection issues. Mike, surprisingly, admits his long-standing crush on Octomom while the guys discuss his weight, profanity usage, where he rests his ball-sack while wearing a fanny pack on his bicycle. A history lesson leads to Mike’s take on the Constitution, while Glen dives back into Google for more facts. Sit back and enjoy the squids thoughts on Roe v Wade and Gay Divo...
Episode 44 (Whippin' It Out At Chili's)
July 12, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.7 MBOn this episode, The Squids talk tea, Klondike bars and other tasty treats. RGB and the debate between self-defense in Connecticut and home-defense in North Carolina. The guys give tips on the best way to dispose of a body...should the need arise (the squids do not advocate the violent death of your enemies...unless you feel they really deserve it). Some guy name Douche la’Orang’e or something french caused a scene in a bookstore (yeah, we know...a bookstore in this day and age). Nostrad...
Episode 42 (Tattoos and Roofies)
July 06, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 36.4 MBThe Cuatro de Julio Episode!!! The guys talk netflix drug dealer documentaries, throwing baseballs and their old shipmate Brian Brister...Call us!! Is Seattle hiring antifa as their new police force as real cops quit? Or will Seattle fall into chaos? Turns out, keeping dead bodies in your house is probably not a good idea. And Glen hatred for holly bushes We learn what Mike and Ty Dolla$ign have in common and who is Permit Patty? The Squids help you save your pennies for your next disneyl...
Episode 41 (WOG Infiltration)
July 01, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBThe Squids Welcome James “Mugsy” Guerriero on the show. All the news get pitched aside while the guys share sea stories. Mike’s green terrycloth shower wrap makes another appearance, as does STG3 Saposnico. Mugsy remembers the lovely Loretta and her particular talent. The guys talk about medals and Mike’s shellback credibility comes into question...is he a really an honorable shellback or a slimy wog? Take a good look at your certificate and enjoy the show Support the show (http://faceb...
Episode 39 (Mike's Birthday)
June 30, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.7 MBThis time, on Mike’s 90ah80ah60ish Birthday, the squids play a new theme song, Jeff lets Mike open and close the show (with only a little direction) as a birthday gift. Kathy Griffin took a shot at Kevin Hart and the Squids invite her to suck a bag. What were the best movies to see as a pubescent male in the early 80’s? Mike talks about his growth spurt and we learn what coraframs are and do they make crocs? Shipboard life takes and front row along with Mike’s cumshot slippers, boondocker...
Episode 40 (We’re almost done, but Mike’s talking)
June 30, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBThis time we learn where and when Glen and Jeff got their first tattoos and they try to bribe Mike into finally not being a big pusscake and gettin’s some ink...for fuck’s sake, mike, even I have some ink….pusscake. Mike rambles on about japanese walkmen or walkmans or some such mess. Weezy is calling for violence against supporters of our president...can you say sedition? The guys talk about ending relationships...guess who took the pusscake way out? So, from a woman...a biological, bo...
Episode 37 (The Eyes Have It)
June 24, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.4 MBTurns out the Navy getting rid of the signalman rate was fortuitous in light of California’s new water restrictions...washing skivvies and your ass in the same day will soon be a no-no. Glancy’s rack...real or just another silicon valley? This time, it seems to be all about the eyes….whether it’s Susan Sarandon’s bug-eyes or ripping your own out for a quick snack while you try to avoid the death penalty, the eyes are the windows to the soul...or at least a tasty late night snack. Boatswain...
Episode 36 (Georgia O'Keeffe's Grooming Habits)
June 21, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.7 MBThis time the squids talk about art and the cultural impact of Robert Mapplethorpe’s more controversial photographs. They also investigate the benefits of In-N-Out, the new breed of Sommeliers and why Weezy can’t draw an even dozen. The sailor Trump pardoned goes after Obama, Comey and the rest of the gang. Rose McGowan has a thing or two to say to Billy about rape and taking advantage. Mike gets upset about being cut off and Jeff and Mike point out Glen’s artistic talents. Sit back and ...
Episode 35 (Milking Cockroaches)
June 18, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 27.7 MBHi...Welcome to the Three Old Squids Podcast….pull up a chair, grab a cold one. This time the guys weigh in on Roseanne’s tweet and the apropos blowback, Ivanka’s nerve of posting a picture of her and her baby while there are liberals who might be offended and the non-event of Samantha Bee calling her a “Feckless Cunt”. Mike’s anger-management really pays off, as he vows to stop screaming for no reason. They handle cockroach milk, Kopi luwak Coffee and abortion cannibalism with class and ...
Episode 34 (Third World OSHA)
June 11, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 28.9 MBThis time we examine OSHA rules and touch on our favorite Hotel rooms in the third world. The guys lament about days gone by and whether or not they could keep up with their younger selves. Jeff opens up about his strange tastes in beverages with stories about Bailey’s shots chased with beer and codeine cough syrup mixed in beer….ugh. The NAACP is in trouble again after one of their leaders is caught lying about a racist traffic stop. Glen has some advice for New Yorkers moving to North C...
Episode 33 (Hillay's Tracheotomy)
June 04, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.4 MBThe squids dive into the sociolinguistics of Mike, explore their collective search histories and discuss their thoughts on the new Papillon movie. We learn what Alexa is really up to and Jeff reveals his true nature should this show really take off (Hahahahaha...really take off...yeah). Turns out some millennials have a hard time moving out of the basement (there’s a shocker) and the Squids play a new game called “who’s shorter than Mike”...wanna join in? Post your thoughts on the facebook...
Episode 33 Outtake-Shillelagh shenanigans
June 02, 2018 04:00 - 9 minutes - 4.38 MBOuttake from the upcoming episode 33 Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)
Episode 32 (That's a Lot of Tranny Fluid)
May 29, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.3 MBThis time, Glen and Jeff try to help Mike by exploring dating services that might get him over his prejudice and fear of visually impaired persons. BJ and his new relationship is discussed, as is the dangers of getting scrotum hair removed by placing ads on Craigslist. Starbucks opens their bathrooms to the dregs of society and the guy discuss their favorite late night, walking back to the ship drunk foods….which ends up being telling of their personalities and levels of privilege. Sit bac...
Episode 31 (Pitchin’ poo at Tim Horton’s)
May 26, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.2 MBCoast Guard Cramps. The hilarity in Mike’s boxer shorts. Racism at the cheesecake factory. Child porn and machetes, the warmth and compassion of Durango, CO. This one is all over the crazy….and Mike spends the entire episode sucking on something….really sucking on something….sucking on something in a manner than really makes one wonder how he did not earn any medals. Don’t go Pitchin’ poo at Tim Hortons if they won’t let you use the head and get a sitter, babies have no place at border a...
Episode 30 (Glen Steals the Show)
May 23, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.9 MBThis time, the squids discuss Minnesota and California, and try to decide which is crazier and why Jeff has ties to both states. The guys look at a few state songs and well, yeah. Being manly men, the guys compare grilled cheese recipes. Oh, they’d like to pass along, if you are standing in a coffee line and feel the need to say something to the smaller, weaker person peacefully waiting her turn to buy coffee, you should go kill yourself, because you have no used in our world. Oh, and Ha...
Episode 29 (Don't Assume My Gender Scouts)
May 19, 2018 04:00 - 32 minutes - 15.1 MBThe Squids speculate on Hilly’s college years and the role beer googles played in that mess. Georgia and Florida seem to be in a contest to be named the country's trailer park. Corn holing in North Carolina is probably….maybe...not as dangerous as it looks. Jeff speculates on why certain groups are called Pitchers and catchers . Boy Scouts or scouts or “don’t assume my gender scouts”...and suddenly the Mormons become the voice of reason. Geriatrics fight back. Mike is forced to think abo...
Episode 28 (Uncle Rubby and 7-Eleven Microwaves)
May 14, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MBElectoral college and the ensuing argument have Mike in a tizzy. The guys talk about the constitution...again...but this time they get an expert opinion from the puppy. I see London, I see France and they can both suck a dick with their no go zones and condescending posturing. Jeff’s phobia of Mike’s internet history. The squids discuss the shock and heartache of being dropped by facebook “friends” over politics. Sit back, be happy Joe Biden is not trying to rub up on you, and enjoy th...
Episode 27 (Emotions and Opinions)
May 08, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.2 MBThis time, the squids get back into full swing by offering their opinion on children in public places. Jeff offers a rhyme for Kanye and Mike seems to be running about 4 minutes behind. Mike is infatuated with Glen and the Diva’s new puppy. Prime Minister Netanyahu is upset about Iran and their nukes. Glen uses the word “posturing” and Mike gets angry...again…Glen coins the phrase “opinion and emotion is all that runs it”. Mike laments on the decline of NPR and PBS. Mike explores bugger...
Episode 26 (Stephen Colbert's Ear)
May 02, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.1 MBThis time, Mike pontificates about religion, sexuality and flannels. The guys discuss hair growth after 50 and the one downside of vaccinating for deer and ticks. Mike shares his experiences of sucking Jesus off the roof of his mouth. I wonder where Jeff and Glen did not rub one out on the ship...it must have been sticky. Our tax dollars at work, I guess. Anyway, they’re back from vacation, or rehab or whatever and it didn’t help. Enjoy the show. Support the show (http://facebook.com/thr...
Episode 25 (Ugandan Fellatio)
April 27, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.7 MBIn this episode, Mike’s french side comes out , the guys try to figure out what Jabba the Slut smells like. If you find yourself in Texas, don’t expect any help from 911 if the operator is having a bad day. The squids plan a beach vacation, complete with visions of Mike. Mike suggests a new career path for Jeff. They share bootcamp stories and those explain a few things...Glen. Starbucks lets their inner racist come shining through. The Squids say goodbye to R. Lee, Babs and Some NPR gu...
Episode 24 (Bryce, Bacon and Vegans)
April 21, 2018 04:00 - 57 minutes - 26.7 MBThis time the squids explore Mike’s colonoscopy, and how it contrasts with Jeff’s experience with shrinkage after surgery. More about deer and tick season, and Glen and Jeff make fun of my mother and her war with Alexa...or is it Alex Trebek? They discuss what’s in a name and have a few suggestions involving illegals and vegans (who can suck a bag of dicks, by the way). The way Glen and Jeff admonish Mike for his lack of Bacon...seriously, bacon? You’d think he was committing atrocities o...
Episode 23 (Troglodytes, Zoophiles, and WeezyAnna)
April 17, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 35.9 MBOn this episode, the Squids discuss their phone plans, (well, Glen and Jeff do, we’re pretty sure Mike is a troglodyte), the aches and pains and other issues that come with getting older and who they hate for no good reason whatsoever…Ok, hold it...Why it the actual hell do they need to put an anti-bestiality law on the books in WezzyAnna...and why did some of their state senators vote against it? Seriously, I thought these three were sick...at least they ain’t zoophiles...or vegans, because...
Episode 22 (That New Jersey Feeling)
April 13, 2018 04:00 - 58 minutes - 27.4 MBThis time the Squids check in on Deerfield, Illinois and their violation of the second amendment, Glen waters Mike’s appetite after learning Mike has finally received his much-need Lyme Disease vaccination. Glen and Jeff discuss their disappointment in never being stopped by the police in New Jersey. And sidewalks, what to they have to with Smelling people...Mike fills us in. Remember to take off the emergency brake while you are driving, and enjoy the show. Support the show (http://fac...