This Square Room
224 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 months ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsWe’re tired of having to always be politically correct, so we say what we mean, even if it’s taboo. Hosts Jonel and Deswayne have a comedic perspective on the world as they discuss ANYTHING and EVERYTHING and push boundaries with everyday topics —and push each other’s buttons. Anything can happen in This Square Room. See more at thissquareroom.com
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#73 - 50/50
September 01, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBShould partners in a relationship each financially contribute 50/50 even if they don't make the same amount of money? Why does Tony Braxton feel she should have been more wild when she was young and do we agree? Do girls with daddy issues tend to be more promiscuous or are women from two parent households bigger freaks? And the world lost someone special last week. RIP Chadwick Boseman.
#72 - Daddy Issues
August 25, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 136 MBThis week we share the stories of the times we got VERY high (marijuana/cannabis) and get deep with our daddy issues. Also, if we had the choice, would we restart our lives at age 10 with all of the knowledge that we have right now or would we jump ahead to 45 years old with 50 million in the bank?
#71 - Jerking Off Instructions
August 18, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 127 MBWe have some new changes in This Square Room this week. We also find out what JOl is and try to figure out if women with small breasts tend to have low self esteem and why. The possessed doll Annabelle has escaped and we want nothing to do with it. Then we take it back to the school days and talk about skipping class and more. www.thissquareroom.com
#70 - Slide In My DMs
August 12, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 126 MBThis week we try to determine if a guy can dm a girl just to be friends. We discuss Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion's new music video WAP which sparks an interesting conversation about turn on's, offs, things we are attracted to etc. We also share some stories involving some unexpected...pee. Yeah, it's weird, you have to listen to understand.
#69 - Cock Talk
August 04, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 137 MBThis week the unintentional theme is DICK. Size, shape, color, weird places to put them and a little bit about vajayjay's too. This is definitely an episode that you wouldn't want to listen to in front of your mother.
#68 - I Was Hit By A Car
July 28, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 168 MBLast week one of us was hit by a car while crossing the road and lived to tell the tale! In this week's episode we also discuss sloppy vs dry head, wedding etiquette, Meg The Stallion & Tory Lanez along with Kanye West.
#67 - Childhood Anxiety
July 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBWhat happened in school that gave Jonel trauma when she was a child? And why doesn't Hugh-Gene know what trigonometry is? TikTok has taught us a lot about racism and also, what's going on with Kanye West, Britney Spears?
#66 - The "Entanglement"
July 14, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBGolden showers are great, even Ricky Martin thinks so! Sh*t white people say can be quite funny & non-white people can relate too. In a follow up to last week, Jada Pinkett - Smith says that her relationship with August Alsina was an "entanglement" but what does that actually mean? Poor Will Smith... How did Terry Cruz offend the Black Lives Matter community? And do we think he's wrong?
#65 - Kanye 2020
July 07, 2020 19:26 - 57 minutes - 107 MBDid August Alsina & Jada Pinkett-Smith have an affair that Will Smith gave his BLESSING for? Could Kanye West really become the next President of the United States? Is Hilary Clinton involved in some shady sh*t? Guess you’ll have to listen to this week’s episode to find out.
#64 - Controversial Influencers
June 30, 2020 16:52 - 1 hour - 149 MBDigital creators are having to apologize and take accountability for A LOT recently Including Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star, Trisha Paytas, Jenna Marbles, Liza Koshy etc. But do they really have anything to be sorry for? This week we share our (perhaps unpopular) opinion on the latest “Cancellations” and also take some time to share some personal stories and we find out how our hosts would kill each other if they had to, and what they would NEVER ask the other for help with and why. www.thissq...
#63 - Calm The F Down
June 23, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBIs it possible to be very successful AND keep your integrity? Does cancel culture actually care about the wrong things people & companies do, or just whats 'trendy' to be offended about? Sometimes it's appropriate to be outraged, but sometimes we just need to calm the f down. www.thissquareroom.com
#62 - #ThisSquareRoomIsOverParty
June 16, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBThis Square Room might be cancelled and we have some strong thoughts about it. Also, is it creepy or acceptable to hold onto your ex's nudes? What exactly was going through the mind of the first man who milked a cow? And Doja Cat and Jimmy Fallon drama sparks an interesting conversation this week plus more!
#61 - Time For Change
June 09, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 177 MBThis week Jonel and Hugh-Gene take a break from their usual antics to talk about a serious topic. They discuss the current #BlackLivesMatter civil rights movement and share stories of their personal experiences as young black Canadians. www.thissquareroom.com
#60 - Tell The Truth
June 02, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBThis week we play a game of truth or drink, and it gets real dirty! NSFW. thissquareroom.com
#59 - Lizard People
May 26, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBConspiracy theories, personal stories and cool car stuff, this week's episode has it all!
#58 - Adult Entertainment
May 19, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 131 MBThis week a naked man gets stuck in a lawn chair, landlords are asking for 'personal favors' from tenants who can't pay rent and Jonel and Hugh-Gene dive into their personal preferences of adult entertainment. Plus so much more!
#57 - Shut Up Karen
May 12, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 113 MBThese days, calling a white woman 'Karen' can be as bad as calling a black person the n-word... right? Some people seem to think so. Elon Musk has a son with a unique name, Tekashi 6ix9ine is back & squeaky voice rapping is apparently a new thing and Hugh-Gene has a not-so secret crush. And can someone tell us if Kim-Jong-Un is actually alive? Because he's playing games & we're a little confused.
#56 - Just A Theory
May 05, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 115 MBThis week we dive into some interesting conspiracy theories including Disney, Tupac, Avril Lavigne and the Government...and even some ridiculous ones like the chemicals in the water that's making the frogs gay!
#55 - Too Much Information
April 28, 2020 11:00 - 56 minutes - 106 MBIt's our 1 year anniversary and this week Jonel has some questions that most people are afraid to ask...things get weird when the duo talk about some very taboo topics, and play some fun but confusing games to celebrate one year of podcasting.
#54 - Celeb In My DMs
April 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 129 MBIn this week's NSFW episode Jonel shares about a celebrity who slid into her dm's with a pretty odd request, and we find out that she might be considering starting an Only Fan's account. We learn what somethings that your booty and coochie can do that we wish we didn't know, and we discovered that "Pandemic Porn" is already becoming a trend, and of course we had to watch--for research purposes of course. Then, since we were already on a roll, we decided to play a little game picking our dif...
#53 - That B Carole Baskin!
April 14, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBHey all you cool cats and kittens! This week in This Square Room, we discuss some of the shows we've been watching recently including Netflix's Tiger King and TLC's 90 Day Fiance. What are some are the shows you've been watching to pass the time during self-isolation/quarantine? www.thissquareroom.com
#52 - Escaping The Friend Zone
April 07, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 110 MBIs it possible to get out of the friend zone? We think we know how! This episode we talk a lot about dating, relationships and deal breakers. Would you date someone who dated your friend first? Is talking about sex on a first date a bad idea? What about dating a co-worker or long-distance? Is it okay if your fiance wants to invite their ex to your wedding?
#51 - Things We Hate
March 31, 2020 11:38 - 48 minutes - 90.6 MBHave either one of us been in a fist fight before? Find out in this episode as we discuss and vent about things that get on our nerves and hopefully put a smile on your face during this crazy time! www.thissquareroom.com
#50 - Jamaican-Me-Crazy
March 24, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 107 MBThe world is socially-distancing but apparently a few Jamaican men haven't gotten the memo. Which celebrities/super-heros would Hugh-Gene and Jonel pick to be a part of their end-of-the-world dream team? Also one of R Kelly's girlfriend's has made a pretty shi*ty claim against him, do we believe this?
#49 - If The World Was Ending...
March 17, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBBecause of the pandemic that’s going on right now, hosts Jonel and Hugh-Gene discuss what they would do if they knew the world was coming to an end, and they create their post-apocalyptic team based on the people they know in real life. Who’s team is more likely to survive? We also hear some personal childhood stories from the duo. www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#48 - Wet Dreams
March 10, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 125 MBEver been caught in a wet dream? Well we have a story for you! This week we celebrate International Women’s Day...and we use the term ‘celebrate’ VERY loosely. If the bible were re-written today, how different would it be? We have a theory about Adam & Eve vs Adam & Steve that we think may be more accurate.
#47 - Nigersaurus
March 03, 2020 12:00 - 57 minutes - 107 MBWhat do you call a dinosaur with 500 teeth? You may not want to know the answer... Did you have a crush on a cartoon character when you were young? Hugh-Gene sure did! Could the CoronaVirus be Thano's (from the [Avengers] Marvel Cinematic Universe) plan all along? What the secret to Erykah Badu's sold out incense that smells like her lady parts? Ed Sheeran is a fugitive, and Jada Pinkett Smith confronts Snoop Dogg and Jonel has a lot to say about it.
#46 - Late Night Hotline
February 25, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 118 MBIn this week’s episode, Jonel exposes her experience with a late night adult hotline and Hugh-Gene tells us a new word. The duo discuss POV pornography, dating co-workers, worst date experiences, why teachers shouldn’t get paid higher wages and so much more! www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#45 - Touched By A Teacher
February 18, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 126 MBA teacher did WHAT?! Should your significant other have a say in your personal appearance? What do your hosts think about inviting an ex to your wedding. Which one of them thinks that a spouse who has recently become celibate should allow their partner to have other sexual partners? Would they ever participate in an orgy? Listen now to hear all of this & more! www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#44 - This Smells Like My V*gina
February 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 135 MBThis week we find out that Canada is not on the same page as the rest of the world when it comes to McDonalds. Jonel has problems pooping in public and a Canadian man created a coronavirus hoax on a flight. Is Erykah Badu is selling her smelly vagina? If a man takes a woman on vacation is she expected to smash?
#43 - Deep Fakes
February 04, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 128 MBJonel shares a suspicious text message that she received and debates with Hugh-Gene over who has the better jokes and just how big of a problem are deep fakes? If a man proposes to his girlfriend and she says no, is the relationship over? And in honour of black history month, the duo highlight some unexpected influential public figures. www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#42 - It's Okay To Be Sad
January 28, 2020 12:00 - 44 minutes - 83.5 MBKobe Bryant and 8 other victims including his 13 year old daughter have tragically passed away, and although we didn't know him personally we are extremely sad about it. In lighter new, Orlando Brown is back on social media saying that Nick Cannon sucked his d*ck. Do you believe it? Why is it that if a man has s*x with another man, everyone automatically assumes that he's gay or bi but if a woman does it she can still be perceived by society as a straight woman? And is it possible to truly ...
#41 - Taste Buds On My Balls?!
January 21, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBToday is Blue Monday and we got hit with a “blizzard”. The Magic School Bus is back but something is off about Miss Frizzle. We heard that male testicles have taste buds so Hugh-Gene dips his balls in special sauce. A Japanese billionaire is looking for a lady friend to take to space and Instagram is calling out people who photoshop their photos. www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#40 - Royal F*ck Up
January 14, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBJonel is on a roll today with some dad jokes and Prince Harry and Megan Markle no longer want to be royals. And what's really going on with Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her Vagina? Certain young celebrities who are going bald and things get a little serious with the talk of pro-life vs pro-choice but before long we get back to our usual shenanigans with an odd sex story and a fun game of would you rather.
#39 - World War Three?
January 07, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 114 MBIt’s the start of a new year and possibly the start of a new war. Is Joe from Netflix’s “You” Jonel’s ideal man? Is soup a beverage? Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is “ok boomer” really an insult? This week Jonel and Hugh-Gene figure out the answers to these tough questions and more. www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#38 - 2019 Was Kind Of Cool
January 01, 2020 02:25 - 1 hour - 115 MBIf you've never heard an episode of This Square Room before, this is the episode for you! This week, to celebrate the end of 2019 we recap some of our favourite moments from our 2019 episodes. If you've been listening from the beginning, this will be a nice recap for you and if you're new to our little podcast, it will be a good was to get caught up without having to go all the way back and listen (although we highly recommend you do!)
#37 - Merry F*cking Xmas
December 24, 2019 12:00 - 58 minutes - 108 MBMerry Christmas Everyone! And welcome to our holiday mess! The duo get festive with some NSFW Christmas Songs, and Nick Cannon and Eminem have a rap beef, but does anybody actually care? What we really care about is; curly fries, waffle fries, or regular...which ones are better? Hugh-Gene shares why he is scarred from Christmas during in his childhood and Jonel shares a personal story about a recent experience with some friends. www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter ...
#36 - Canada Loves Blow
December 17, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBIt’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and Canadians seem to really be loving the “snow”, and by snow we mean cocaine. Jonel has a conspiracy theory about the late JuiceWrld that she just can’t let go of. And if that wasn’t enough, the duo talk about the fact that Canada is ranks as the second country in the world with the most cocaine use and “Santa Claus” is hacking into ring cameras amongst other weird things in typical ‘This Square Room’ fashion. www.thissquareroom.com Instagra...
#35 - Would You Rather?
December 10, 2019 12:00 - 55 minutes - 103 MBThings get weird this week when Jonel shares some of the random thoughts that go through her head and Hugh-Gene starts an interesting game of would you rather.
#34 - We Took An Edible Before Recording This...
December 04, 2019 00:00 - 35 minutes - 65.5 MBAll aboard the hot mess express! We took an edible before recording this episode because we thought it wouldn't effect us...boy were we wrong! We don't condone or encourage the use of drugs recreationally or otherwise However Marijuana is legal in Canada so don't judge us!
#33 - Kama Sutra
November 26, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 120 MBLet's talk about sex baby! Jonel and Hugh-Gene learn a little more about sex & Kama Sutra. They also discuss South Park being transphobic, Colorado School Nurses giving kids medical marijuana, Disney+, Netflix and Nickelodeon and much more.
#32 - Deal Breaker
November 19, 2019 11:30 - 1 hour - 122 MBIn between the usual shenanigans, Things get deep when Jonel Hugh-Gene talk about some deal breakers that affect some big life decisions.
#31 - Lessons In Masturbation
November 12, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 122 MBHugh-Gene has already failed No Nut November! Should schools teach young kids about sexuality? We're not supposed to buy candy from strangers...right? T.I. goes with his 18 year old daughter to the Doctor to make sure she's still a virgin, we get a lesson in masturbation, and discuss Michigan couple who adopted a Ukrainian psychopathic little person.
#30 - No Nut November
November 05, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBWhy did the chicken cross the road? Today you’ll find out the REAL reason. How is Hugh-Gene handling No Nut November? Kayne is back and Jesus is King and Jonel has some crazy stories from her vacation to Jamaica. www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#29 - Sucking D Isn't Gay
October 29, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 114 MBHugh-Gene and Jonel share some of their best Halloween stories and talk about best costumes along with funny and scary Halloween experiences. Then they discuss if boobs would be appealing without nipples? Gina Rodriguez sings the n-word and Tank the singer thinks sucking dick once isn’t gay… what do Hugh-Gene and Jonel think? www.thissquareroom.com Instagram - @ThisSquareRoom Twitter - @ThisSquareRoom
#28 - Hungover
October 22, 2019 11:00 - 58 minutes - 108 MBWe know, we know, we're a little off this week, but we can explain! Even with being off of our A game, we still manage to be complete weirdos as usual as we discuss if we wipe standing up or sitting down, orgasm guilt, why we're still going to listen to R Kelly's music, Hugh-Gene's surprise birthday party and much more! www.thissquareroom.com
#27 - The Shitty Truth
October 15, 2019 14:15 - 1 hour - 132 MBIt’s Canadaian Thanksgiving! And Jonel and Hugh-Gene are arguing over the latest internet photo, is the shoe pink and white or green and grey? They each share very hilarious shitty stories (literally) about themselves. A vegan woman sued her friend from feeding her chicken nuggets while she was drunk. Are chivalry and romance truly dead? Do men like the idea of being swept off their feet just as much as women do? Jonel has a rude awakening as Hugh-Gene teaches her the truth about men’s int...
#26 - My Best Friend's Ex
October 08, 2019 11:00 - 57 minutes - 107 MBWould Hugh-Gene take 10 Million dollars if it meant a killer snail would be after him for the rest of his life? Have Jonel and Hugh-Gene’s views on climate change changed recently? If Hugh-Gene took a dump in the woods but no one was around to see it, did it really happen? Is it okay to date your BFF’s ex? All the answers to these questions and more are in this weeks episode. Plus, it’s scary story time because It’s October which means it’s time to get in the Halloween spirit! www.thi...
#25 - Let's Try Anal
October 01, 2019 11:00 - 58 minutes - 108 MBIf a straight man likes a finger in his butt does that make him gay? Jonel shares a story of an old friend who tried to get her to have anal sex and we ask & answer important questions in this week’s episode. If you had to choose between your partner and your best friend who would you choose? Is climate change real? If you could invite 3 people to dinner who would they be? Are Jonel and Hugh-Gene ACTUALLY in a relationship?! Listen now to hear what we have to say. www.thissquareroom....
#24 - Big Dick Theory
September 24, 2019 11:00 - 59 minutes - 110 MBWould you rather have a micro penis or a 12 incher? Would Hugh-Gene have oral sex with a woman on her period? Hugh-Gene has an interesting theory about why some men have a bigger penis than others and the duo discuss Kardashian drama! Kris Jenner’s boyfriend said he would spank Kourtney Kardashian’s child, and Scott disick (the baby daddy) is pissed! How do you feel about someone other than you spanking your child? The Prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau has been exposed doing blackfa...