This Square Room

#172 - Motion In The Ocean

July 26, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 230 MB

Does size REALLY matter or is it truly all about the motion of the ocean? Jonel just got back from a vacation and Deswayne had an eye surgery.

What do you do when being honest and direct with people just isn't working out for you? This week Jonel and Deswayne also talk about unpopular opinions, things women don't know about men, losing friends and being the bearer of bad news in a friendship.

#170 - Dumb B*tch Academy

July 12, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 210 MB

Jonel has made some mistakes, but it's time for Deswayne to give her some lessons on how to no longer be a dumb b*tch.

#169 - F Buddy or Nobody

July 05, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 259 MB

Jonel has confronted her friend about this feelings and finally has some answers. Deswayne gives a lesson on flirting 101 and they both discuss the best way to navigate a "friends with benefits" relationship.

#168 - 2 Girls, 1 D

June 28, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 85.6 MB

Grab your popcorn because this week Deswayne shares a juicy story, and Jonel continues to be naive when it comes to boys.

#167 - I Hate People

June 21, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 67.6 MB

This week is more of a serious episode as Jonel and Deswayne discuss personal trauma and other heavy subject matter. *Trigger Warning*

#166 - Too Busy To Care

June 14, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 83.8 MB

Jonel learns a hard truth this week that may change her perspective on a particular friendship forever. Jonel and Deswayne also discuss the difference between doing what's morally right vs legally right, guilty or not guilty, poetry and more.

#165 - Strawberries and Whipped Cream

June 07, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne talk about types of women you should stay away from, boobs, why you shouldn't have children, maintaining friendships and they determine what the "Sexiest" food is.

#164 -Guilty Or Not Guilty

May 31, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 90 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne are the judges AND the jury as they play a little game of Guilty or not Guilty and more!

#163 - Stay In Your Lane

May 24, 2022 13:46 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

Workplace harassment has reached a new level and we discuss if people can REALLY handle the truth or not. If your fiancee's best friend won't respect your boundaries, is that enough to call off your wedding? What about sleeping with other people while you are married? There is a new "legal defence" in Canada that has a lot of people raising their eyebrows.

#162 - Harder, Harder

May 17, 2022 12:30 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Things get a little... interesting in This Square Room this week. We talk, porn-- a lot and things we've learned about the opposite sex, including a unique fetish.

#161 - Red Flag

May 10, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 97.7 MB

Is it possible to be personally attacked by a website? Because we certainly think so. This week, we talk red flags, the greatest pick up method ever, unusual allergies and dealing with personal issues/stress.

#160 - Duck, Duck, Goose

May 03, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 209 MB

Deswayne has had a very interesting week, to say the least. We talk about a *hypothetical* tragedy. Brand new cherry flavour, and brand new eyeballs. How did double penetration start? And since when has drinking your partner's blood become a normal occurrence?

#159 - Beat His A**

April 26, 2022 21:49 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

PTSD comes in all shapes and sizes and so does generational trauma. Ethnic Identity and gender identity are also a huge topic this week, with lots of foolishness sprinkled in, because...it's This Square Room.

#158 - Don’t Yuck My Yum

April 19, 2022 14:33 - 2 hours - 229 MB

Is it a turn on to be told that someone is thinking of you during private moments? And how far is too far when it comes to dirty talk and personal kinks? Would an accidental golden shower ruin an intimate night for us? These topics and more in this weeks episode.

#157 - Voodoo Food

April 12, 2022 12:43 - 1 hour - 201 MB

Be Careful what you eat, because it may be more than you bargained for. What is the new meaning of WAP? And is prom overrated? and what's the craziest thing Deswayne and other men have done to get into someone's pants? Listen now to find out!

#156 - I Got Scammed

April 05, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 200 MB

This week Jonel has becoming a victim of an unusual fraud scam and she shares all of the details and coincidentally we also get a scam call live on air and caught every second of it. Deswayne shares a sneak peek of a project that is close to his heart and opens up about having resentment towards your siblings while growing up and how that's impacts the sibling relationship. It's nothing new for men to be on the "down low" but what about women? And Deswayne live reacts to the strangest love s...

#155 -We Don’t Talk About Jada

March 29, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 222 MB

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars and the whole world is talking about it..including us. This week we also discuss men complimenting other men, the worst place to go #2, things that are dealbreakers when getting to know someone romantically, and we say an emotional goodbye to Hugh-Gene on his last episode.

#154 - 41 Year Old Virgin

March 22, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 214 MB

How old is too old to lose your V card? What do you do when your friends don't get along with your significant other? And is marrying yourself the ultimate form of self-love or desperation?

#153 - Bros Before H*es

March 15, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 183 MB

Bros before hoes is always the rule... right? This week we talk about navigating friendships with a new relationship, having a sugar daddy while also being engaged, complimenting men, open relationships and more.

#152 - No Self Control

March 08, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 205 MB

Deswayne has realized that he has a problem and Hugh-Gene learns a thing or two about fake hair. We discuss the dreams that we never pursued, the strangest daddy daughter relationship ever and whether or not people notice when their own house smells bad.

#151 - Oops I Did It Again

March 01, 2022 12:25 - 1 hour - 187 MB

This Square Room bookclub is back with another interesting find. We also discuss some of the worst situations to find yourself in, including a mistake that someone has made for the second time. But can it truly be considered a mistake when you've done it more that once?

#150 - Talk Dirty To Me

February 22, 2022 11:59 - 1 hour - 172 MB

This week we get really dirty as we answer listener questions.

#149 - Don’t Call Me Crazy

February 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 189 MB

This week we rank some "Crazy" situations along with ranking each other and how "crazy" we think we are. We later discuss the worst things about school, dealing with stress, and if it's fair for people to have expectations for one another.

#148 - Why Can’t We Be Friends?

February 08, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 198 MB

This week, we find out why Jonel is having a hard time maintaining a friendship with a male friend, now that he has a girlfriend, the first date fumble that still haunts Hugh-Gene to this day, and how to get good karma.

#147 - Pastors Eat Pu**y too

February 01, 2022 16:23 - 1 hour - 174 MB

This week we're free balling in This Square Room, as we dive into the world of romance Novels...or whatever you want to call it. We discuss the craziest thing we've seen happen in a church, lying about your age, and we might have taken it too far with the jokes this week.... listen now to find out.

#146 - I Want Better Than Your Ex

January 25, 2022 13:04 - 1 hour - 197 MB

The boys are back, but now a majority of this square room is injured. In this episode we find out what everyone thinks about your current partner doing the same things with you that they did with their ex, if it's fair game to start seeing your ex's sibling after you've broken up and more.

#145 - Last Woman Standing

January 18, 2022 12:00 - 28 minutes - 53.9 MB

This week Jonel is the last woman standing as she shares an update about her creepy fanboy, hot sauce in condoms, drinking blood and a woman with 2 vaginas.

#144 - Closed To Being Open

January 11, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 199 MB

Could selling farts in a jar the new side hustle of choice? Rapper Jim Jones admitted to learning to french kiss by practicing with his mother and a relationship expert recommends we use more gentle terminology when describing intimate acts -- we think they are crazy. We found a list of some of the biggest turn off's in 2021 and some of our listeners have some very interesting questions for us this week!

#143 -New Year, New Mess

January 04, 2022 12:59 - 1 hour - 176 MB

It's a brand new year and there are lots of new things going on in This Square Room. One of the hosts just had a NEW baby, a listener had a NEW messy affair, and the group discusses NEW "icks" (things that other people do that disgust them).

#142 - Leaving 2021 Behind

December 28, 2021 12:26 - 1 hour - 153 MB

Join us as we wrap up 2021 with some of our favourite moments from the year.

#141 - Time To Get Snipped

December 21, 2021 12:24 - 1 hour - 169 MB

Merry Christmas! This week we discuss adult male circumcision, having an inner voice, Moana making adult videos, funny Christmas stories and more!

#140 - Get Hard, Stay Hard

December 14, 2021 12:06 - 1 hour - 222 MB

The guys give some solid advice on how not to lose your 'mojo' but was that even the question? And the week long night rider debate is finally put to rest once and for all.

#139 - Swingers Club

December 07, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 196 MB

This week one of us is curious about getting a happy ending after a massage, and the guys give some pointers on how to please someone with your hand. A singer peed on someone's face live at a concert and Jonel finds out what a 'Queen of Spades' is while trying to defend her lack of knowledge on the term 'Night Rider'. The gang also discuss how to let other swingers know that you're interested and hidden symbols in everyday life that let others know that you are a part of the swingers club. ...

#138 - Night Rider

November 30, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 204 MB

This week Jonel learns what a night rider is and the group talks about; what to do when you're insecure in the bedroom, navigating when the other person wants to take your relationship to the next level but you're not ready, why men are attracted to women with daddy issues, and the biggest weirdos of our generation.

#137 - One Of The Boys

November 23, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 188 MB

This week we talk about what it takes for a girl to be seen as "one of the boys", popping up at someone's house uninvited, why women should let men cheat in peace, Deswayne's stalker and more...

#136 - Butt Baby

November 16, 2021 17:21 - 1 hour - 191 MB

Hey listeners, What are you wearing right now? This week, we discuss is there is ever a valid reason for cheating, where we used to think babies came from when we were younger, whether or not black Americans actually have culture and more!

#135 -No Nut No Problem

November 09, 2021 13:33 - 1 hour - 187 MB

Someone in This Square Room is doing well with No Nut November, and someone else is struggling. Can you guess who's who? This week we find out that Jonel had a unique experience on an X rated website and Deswayne's son is a snitch. And we discuss what the female version of an incel is.

#134 - No Phase Like A H*e Phase

November 02, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 183 MB

This week in This Square Room, we have a theory that the richer someone is, the crazier their intimate lives are--We're talking secret rich people s*x parties. Does having a h*e phase make someone more likely to be faithful in a future relationship? Has the internet & p*rn caused people to be desensitized to things that used to hold more value? Also, Deswayne suffered a personal loss recently, and Hugh-Gene has gained something.

#133 - Love Kills

October 26, 2021 11:25 - 1 hour - 168 MB

This week we determine if men should be given credit for NOT cheating, and if the details about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly's relationship weird. A woman seeks her revenge because she was turned down for a kiss and we share something that our parents have done that we still respect until this day.

#132 - Cousin F*cker

October 19, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 160 MB

Would we sleep with our cousin for one billion dollars? And would we ENJOY it? We learn what "soaking" and "jump humping" is, share stories of our worst kisses, and decide if it's weird that a woman's husband is mourning his death mistress.

#131 - I Accidentally Drugged Myself

October 12, 2021 14:14 - 1 hour - 155 MB

This week we find out why Deswayne went missing last week. If Netflix's Squid Game was played in Canada, what games would be played? And if Jonel, Hugh-Gene and Deswayne were locked in a room with 3 zombies, how would we survive? If someone loses romantic interest in you, is it usually your fault?

#130 - Did Someone Say Foursome?

October 05, 2021 14:49 - 1 hour - 146 MB

This week we discuss what our Zodiac signs say about our sex lives, if it's possible to take "safe sex" too far, having a foursome with close friends, everyday things that annoy us, and high school cliques.

#129 -Slanted Pavement

September 28, 2021 14:14 - 1 hour - 182 MB

Jonel had an eventful weekend that resulted in an injury and Hugh-Gene thinks he might be ready to be a father. When setting up a date, is it better to suggest a time or ask the person when they're free? And how would we react if we found out our sibling was making adult content?

#128 - Toxic D

September 21, 2021 11:36 - 1 hour - 182 MB

How do we feel about having a toxic attachment to someone simply because of your chemistry in the bedroom? This week, we discuss things that our parents did that we knew weren't the greatest as kids. Later we discuss if someone has a 'right' to be frustrated when someone is playing hard-to-get with them but not with other people. And is potato salad better served warm?

#127 - Breakfast Soup

September 14, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 147 MB

Is cereal a soup? Seriously. This week Hugh-Gene reveals that he got beat up, we find out that Deswayne sound like if he was a rapper and Jonel was yelled at by an old man. How would we spend out last moments if we knew we were about to die? Will Daddy Bezos be able to help us live forever?

#126 - Weathering The Storm

September 07, 2021 17:33 - 1 hour - 189 MB

This week we have a very honest conversation about our most toxic traits. The group also discuss working through difficult situations and the flawed methods of upbringing and how to end the seemingly continuous cycle. Is it natural for a heterosexual woman to submit to a man in a relationship and how do gender roles play a part in our relationships and upbringing?

#125 - Two More Inches Please

August 31, 2021 12:02 - 1 hour - 159 MB

Today in This Square Room something new is in the air--literally, and it involves the ashes of Erykah Badu's underwear. We talk about our first fist fights and decide If we would pick between more endurance or more length if given the opportunity. How soon is too soon to get comfortable in a new shared space? Also, we share the harshest truth's we've ever learned.

#124 - Don't Be So Vulgar

August 24, 2021 11:32 - 1 hour - 197 MB

This week it's Jonel's birthday! There may be a double standard when it comes to women being vulgar in comparison to men and we share our thoughts on this. What are our favorite words to use when describing private parts? One mother shares her thoughts on the things she wants her son's to do, and the list is pretty spot on. Hugh-Gene surprises Jonel and Deswayne with a "Spelling Bee" can they do it? Listen now to find out!

#123 - Knock Your Socks Off

August 17, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 176 MB

Are socks during sexy time a strict no-no or are you someone who doesn't even notice? Should fooling around on your roommates couch be off limits? We also discuss who in This Square Room is the biggest thief, what exactly happens when men go to the bathroom, which childhood nightmares still haunt us to this day and have a friendly debate over whether or not music (Hiphop) these days lacks creativity?

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