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This Square Room

224 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratings

We’re tired of having to always be politically correct, so we say what we mean, even if it’s taboo. Hosts Jonel and Deswayne have a comedic perspective on the world as they discuss ANYTHING and EVERYTHING and push boundaries with everyday topics —and push each other’s buttons. Anything can happen in This Square Room. See more at thissquareroom.com

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Episodes

#222 - Hotel Happy Time

November 21, 2023 23:55 - 1 hour - 132 MB

This week Jonel shares a juicy story of a recent experience she had involving an ex-friend, and ex-lover and some EXtremely cringy details.

#221 - Standing On The Toilet

November 21, 2023 23:50 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Things are spooky this week and its not just Jonel and Deswayne's appearances. People are standing on toilets when using the bathroom, women are fed up of sub-par dates and have created a list of places to never take a woman on a first date, and Des has some insight as to why some men won't take "no" as an answer.

#220 - Am I The A Hole?

October 11, 2023 15:13 - 1 hour - 129 MB

This episode is all about getting into other peoples business from Des' juicy personal stories, listener questions, Am I the Asshole stories and more.

#219 - Know Better, Do Better

October 03, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 113 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne try smelling salts. Then they discuss and answer the questions "Can people change for the better?" and "Do relationships have double standards or are more people just pettier than they would like to admit?"

#218 -”Guys Who Look Like You”

September 15, 2023 06:21 - 52 minutes - 99 MB

We are celebrating Jonel's birthday this week, but Deswayne is angry and has a lot to get off of his chest. Jo exposes her DM's and the duo try unique chips that taste like a woman and a man's private parts.

#217 - Maybe Baby

August 16, 2023 03:21 - 1 hour - 126 MB

This episode has long lost family, alleged babies, mothers with no boundaries and lots of bananas, and more. Enjoy!

#216 - Lock Them Up

August 02, 2023 14:28 - 1 hour - 160 MB

This get HOT this week! Plus Jonel and Deswayne talk about family drama, fake news, crazy stories and more!

#215 - Elephant In The Room

July 29, 2023 13:02 - 1 hour - 141 MB

Jonel and Deswayne are back and so is the drama. Jonel is involved in a one-sided rivalry and Deswayne has found himself with front row seats to a love triangle. They discuss the "Elephant In The Room" Jason Luv, Lena The Plug and Adam22 and Deswayne shares the details of his recent vacation.

#214 - Crossing The Line

June 22, 2023 14:59 - 1 hour - 155 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne talk about things that shouldn't be embarrassing --but are, your pet seeing you naked, keeping secrets and things get serious when Deswayne's personal boundaries are violated.

#213 - Where’s Mateo?

June 08, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 128 MB

Deswayne makes a shocking reveal and the search for Mateo continues this week, and Jonel and Deswayne talk long distance relationships, play games, roast each other and more.

#212 - ThighMuffs

June 03, 2023 01:02 - 1 hour - 148 MB

Grab your 'thighmuffs' because this weeks episode is an interesting one. Des goes dumpster diving, AI music the new wave, PDA is underrated and more!

#211 - Came In My Own Mouth

May 23, 2023 23:52 - 1 hour - 138 MB

This week, the duo talk about kinks that people discovered that they never expected they would be into, Deswayne's indiscriminate activities that he's ashamed of and react to some interesting videos.

#210 - Code Black

May 02, 2023 17:37 - 1 hour - 133 MB

We have a 'Code Black' this week and yes, it's probably exactly what you think it is. Jonel and Deswayne also discuss women who have done some 'crazy' things for men, their most awkward intimate experiences and more.

#209 - Fighting Children

May 01, 2023 07:28 - 1 hour - 141 MB

What would it take for you to get into a physical altercation with a 7 year old? Because in This Square Room we are ready to throw hands! Jonel and Deswayne also share stories of when people chose to stop being friends with them and why, and we find out what lengths Deswayne will go to to save Jonel's life.

#208 - Dungeons, Dragons and Disaster

April 19, 2023 04:26 - 1 hour - 137 MB

Jonel and Deswayne do another drink taste-test debunk speculation about themselves, and chat about vulnerability, Yeonmi Park, Aliens building the pyramids and other theories.

#207 - We Outside!

April 08, 2023 17:53 - 1 hour - 160 MB

#206 - Relationsh*t

March 30, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 183 MB

Jonel and Deswayne have some explaining to do, and they apologize in a BIG way. Jonel shares the exciting details of her recent travels and Deswayne opens up about some relationship problems that he's facing. Plus a juicy story from a listener.

#205 - Power Hour

March 17, 2023 22:28 - 1 hour - 174 MB

Jonel and Deswayne are celebrating St. Patricks day by doing a Power Hour! That's one shot (of an adult beverage) every minute for an hour straight. Find out if they make it in this chaotic episode now!

#204 - Come As You Are

March 11, 2023 17:53 - 1 hour - 181 MB

This week Deswayne answers questions that women have been too scared to ask men and more.

#203 - Mother Sucker

February 28, 2023 19:27 - 1 hour - 152 MB

A discussion about polarizing public figures has Jonel and Deswayne at odds this week, and an interesting story of a unique relationship between a man and his mother bring them back together for a good laugh.

#202 - Sexy Trauma

February 22, 2023 03:46 - 1 hour - 167 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne learn some new naughty words and Deswayne shares his second experience at an adult club and more

#201 - Do It TO Me, Not FOR Me

February 15, 2023 00:01 - 1 hour - 216 MB

Love is in the air this week, but we want one thing to be clear. If you want to get freaky, do it because YOU want to not because you think we expect it. If you had to choose to be in a relationship with only an emotion connections but not physical connection or vice versa, which one would you choose? The answer may not be as straight forward as you may think.

#200 - Wetter Isn’t Always Better

February 08, 2023 20:53 - 1 hour - 196 MB

This week we have some technical difficulties with audio however the show must go on! Is it weird to wear socks during intercourse? Is intercourse in the shower overrated? Are you unlucky in love or just plain annoying. This week Jonel and Deswayne come to conclusions about this and more.

#199 - Put A Ring On It

February 03, 2023 14:52 - 1 hour - 189 MB

This week in This Square Room Jonel and Deswayne are hearing wedding bells.... amongst other things.

#198 - Blame It On The Juice

January 25, 2023 22:00 - 1 hour - 217 MB

Blame it on the juice, cause it got Jonel and Deswayne feelings loose this week. This week's chaotic episode is full of inappropriate jokes, dry snitching, ridiculously strict parents, cheaters and more.

#197 - WTF Is Wrong With Women?

January 18, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 216 MB

This week in This Square Room Deswayne has a serious issue with women, but is he being a hypocrite or do his extreme points have some validity?

#196 - Can I touch?

January 10, 2023 22:18 - 1 hour - 221 MB

This week Deswayne met a new friend named Mateo at an adult club, and you're not going to want to miss the story of how they met. Jonel and Deswayne also talk about how royals lose their virginity, how they first met and their first love.

#195 - Holy Trinity

January 05, 2023 17:30 - 1 hour - 192 MB

We've kept you waiting long enough, This week something is different in This Square Room. In addition to the new changes, Jonel and Deswayne discuss the real-life things that adult entertainment doesn't show, dating, cheating and a surprising holy trinity three some.

#194 - Squirt In My Cereal

December 27, 2022 16:34 - 1 hour - 203 MB

Time to end the year off on an oddly sexuaI note. Jonel and Deswayne get into some weird topics before wrapping up the year with a This Square Room annual tradition.

#193 - Gatekeeping

December 20, 2022 22:12 - 1 hour - 168 MB

Deswayne is gatekeeping HARD this week, but he and Jonel have some exciting news to share! Is keeping clothing from an ex going too far? Can you be in love and cheat on someone? And what were the best and worst things about Jo and Des' childhood/adulthood?

#192- Your Ex Is My Next

December 13, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 199 MB

This week we take a little lesson in "How To steal Someone's Man 101". Deswayne is feeling a little overwhelmed. When a man becomes a father does his brain change? And Jonel and Deswayne learn some... interesting new things.

#191 -He Said, She Said

December 06, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 177 MB

It's the most wonderful time of the year...or is it? This week your favorite duo dissect how Deswayne communicates, talk about married women wanting attention, play 'Guilty or Not Guilty' and more.

#190 - Demon Time

November 29, 2022 12:12 - 1 hour - 219 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne take the term "Demon Time" to a whole new level as they go from hell, to the heavens and back down to hell again. Don't understand what that means? Let's just say this episode can't be explained--you have to listen to understand.

#189 - Where’s My Hug?

November 22, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 185 MB

How well do Jo and Des know each other? And do all straight men flirt in the same way--even worse, are YOU guilty of either using or falling for these methods of flirting?

#188 - Sit On My Face

November 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 172 MB

This week Jonel shares a story that takes "face sitting" to a whole new level. Perhaps a new career in professional cuddling is on the horizon as your hosts talk about old people's private parts, relationship contracts, hiring s*x workers and more.

#187 - Menace To Society

November 08, 2022 12:00 - 2 hours - 229 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne join the list of iconic TV duos. Things also take a weird turn when they discover a new snack that is very interesting to say the least, plus more!

#186 - Stare Hard, Stay Hard

November 01, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 200 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne discuss some of the biggest turn-offs when getting intimate with a partner, telling lies, no nut November, what people from other parts of the country think about people from Toronto and more.

#185 - Jazmine F*cks

October 25, 2022 11:00 - 3 hours - 348 MB

This week we have a hilariously raunchy NSFW episode with special guest, social media personality Jazmine Khan, aka Jazmine Drives/Jazmine Shits. So grab your popcorn, because it's a long one--but you won't regret it. Check out Jazmine on; TikTok - jazminedrives AND jazmineshits Instagram - jazminekhan

#184 - Life Is A Dream

October 18, 2022 12:12 - 2 hours - 233 MB

Jonel went down a rabbit hole this past weekend and today Deswayne has willingly joined her. Internet trolls are at an all time high, but are they justified?

#183 - Account For Accountability

October 11, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 218 MB

It's Canadian Thanksgiving and Jonel and Deswayne discuss some unique differences between Canadians and Americans, the top 10 things about women that men don't find attractive and more.

#182 - Ain’t That Some Sh*t

October 04, 2022 07:28 - 1 hour - 175 MB

It's Deswayne's birthday and this week he and Jonel share some interesting stories from past birthdays, insane methods of torture, questionable parenting tactics and some of the craziest sh*t you've ever heard. 

#181 - 2 Thousand Too Many

September 27, 2022 14:34 - 2 hours - 237 MB

Would you rather have someone always tell you the truth or lie to protect your feelings?  This week we talk body count, dining and dashing, second date jitters, plus the Little Mermaid is black and people are furious.

#180 - Once A Liar, Always A Liar

September 20, 2022 12:13 - 2 hours - 240 MB

Jonel and Deswayne recap their weekends and get into the topic of lying/manipulation, sex, relationships and dating.

#179 - His Favorite PJs

September 13, 2022 12:53 - 2 hours - 227 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne talk about what certain things feel like from the perspective of the opposite sex. Jonel dips her toes into the dating pool, but she's definitely drowning--Luckily Deswayne is there to help her out.

#178 - Vacation In Paradise

September 06, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 283 MB

Jonel and Deswayne just came back from a tropical vacation for Jonel's birthday and they recall the details of the trip.

#177 - Cliff Hang

August 30, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 190 MB

This week Jonel and Deswayne share stories of their funniest memories, thoughts on erotic massages, the fact that Deswayne is an annoying neighbour,  what it would be like to live like with no fear or pain and more!

#176 -Different Strokes For Different Folks

August 23, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 192 MB

Everyone has a different stroke...some are just a little shorter than others. This week we are celebrating Jonel's birthday in true This Square Room fashion. Talking about sex, ridiculous people on the internet and other crazy things.

#175 - Ask Me No Questions, I’ll Tell You No Lies

August 16, 2022 11:45 - 1 hour - 224 MB

This week Jonel has had ENOUGH family time and shares a shocking update. Deswayne is locked out of his house... yet again and Jonel exposes him for being a liar.

#174 - Mother Fcker

August 09, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 188 MB

This week, we take the term "Mother F-er" to another level. It's important to know your worth, but what about those of over-value themselves? Should women lower their voices to command more respect? And what would you do if you realized you had feelings for your best friends significant other?

#173 - Keke, Do You Love Me?

August 02, 2022 15:33 - 1 hour - 196 MB

Jonel and Deswayne are starting to realize that many things from their childhood are more messed up than they initially realized. They also discuss who can "get it" and who the cast would be in a movie about their lives.