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The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

688 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 days ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

Every Monday and Thursday, Paul and John offer a fast-paced review of an episode of a Transformers series until they finish that series. Then they start another one.
Archived reviews include G1, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Prime, Gobots, Animated, Armada, Energon, and a growing list of movies.

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Episodes

Megatron's Master Plan: Part I

October 22, 2018 07:00 - 15 minutes - 20.9 MB

Megatron uses the powerful Mr. Burger to engineer a fake news campaign with the goal of manipulating the citizens of Central City into hating the Autobots. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Microbots

October 18, 2018 07:00 - 16 minutes - 22 MB

When Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee shrink themselves down and enter a super-powerful Megatron to stop him, Brawn learns that Perceptor is a valuable part of the team. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Auto Berserk

October 15, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25 MB

Red Alert suffers from mental illness and thinks everybody is out to get him. In his troubled state, he trusts Starscream and agrees to help steal the powerful Negavator. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

The Master Builder

October 11, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 23.4 MB

Obsessed with building his Solar Power Tower, Grapple agrees to work with the Constructicons who lie about their allegiance with Megatron. Hoist is an enabler. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Dinobot Island: Part II

October 08, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 24.5 MB

In the conclusion to Dinobot Island Part I, the Autobots close time portals around the world while the Decepticons rob Dinobot Island of its energy. This episode contains more cowboys and pirates than it does dinosaurs. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Dinobot Island: Part I

October 04, 2018 07:00 - 15 minutes - 21.8 MB

The Dinobots are exiled to the newly discovered Dinobot Island because they acted according to the way they were programmed. Megatron finds out Dinobot Island is a source of great power and begins to hatch evil plans. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

The Insecticon Syndrome

October 01, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 24 MB

Megatron helps the Insecticons become bigger and invincible, for his own malicious reasons, which causes them to cash cheques their (normally) small bodies can't cash. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

The Core

September 27, 2018 19:00 - 17 minutes - 23.6 MB

Devastator is used by the Decepticons and then the Autobots and then the Decepticons again, as Megatron tries to harness the energy of the Earth's core. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

A Prime Problem

September 24, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.4 MB

Megatron creates a duplicate Optimus Prime in an attempt to lead the Autobots to their demise. If this episode were a horse, we'd shoot it. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Enter The Nightbird

September 20, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 24 MB

First, we now know it's not Monday. Second, Megatron steals an unnecessary robot and programs it (her) to steal the World Energy Chip and destroy the Autobots. Zany antics ensue. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Day Of The Machines

September 17, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.3 MB

Megatron takes control of TORQ 3 which takes control of a bunch of oil tankers and impractical military robots in an effort to, you guessed it, steal energy. Also, Optimus is afraid of a truck. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Atlantis Arise

September 13, 2018 07:00 - 19 minutes - 27 MB

Megatron teams up with the Sub-Atlanticans to take over Washington DC in an episode that John and Paul watched and recorded together for the first time. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

The Autobot Run

September 10, 2018 07:00 - 16 minutes - 22.6 MB

When the Autobots take part in a race for charity, Megatron traps most of them in their vehicular forms. Wheeljack invents something that saves the day.   R.I.P. Burt Reynolds   Find Paul and John on Twitter.

The Immobilizer

September 06, 2018 07:00 - 19 minutes - 27 MB

Wheeljack comes up with another invention nobody asked for; This one freezes anything in place. Megatron attempts to use the invention for his own evil purposes, but an underdeveloped female character shows up and saves the day. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Traitor

September 03, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.7 MB

Cliffjumper is kind of a jerk and Mirage has kind of a stupid plan and, in the end, everything kind of works out. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Attack Of The Autobots

August 30, 2018 07:00 - 19 minutes - 26.9 MB

Megatron's latest plan causes most of the Autobots to become evil. Through the power of love, and Wheeljack's "science", the remaining Autobots save the day. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

City Of Steel

August 27, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 24.6 MB

When Megatron begins to turn New York into New Cybertron, the Autobots travel there to stop him. Also, Devestator is King Kong. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Changing Gears

August 23, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.3 MB

Gears is abducted by the Decepticons and turned into a giddy slave in Megatron's attempt to harness the sun's energy. Then the Autobots save him and the sun. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Autobot Spike

August 20, 2018 07:00 - 16 minutes - 22.6 MB

In the first episode of season two, Spike is injured so bad that his consciousness must be temporarily housed in an Autobot body that his father built. It doesn't go well. Find Paul and John on Twitter.

Announcement

August 13, 2018 07:00 - 43 seconds - 1020 KB

Paul and John are taking a week off. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Transformers: Season One Wrap-up: Part II

August 09, 2018 07:00 - 32 seconds - 16.7 MB

More talk about favourite and least favourite things from season one of The Trasformers. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Transformers: Season One Wrap-up: Part I

August 06, 2018 07:00 - 16 minutes - 22.2 MB

Paul and John share memories of Transformers toys, and talk about the best and worst of season one. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Heavy Metal War

August 02, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.7 MB

The Decepticons build the Constructicons who build a machine that makes Megatron powerful enough to defeat Optimus in a winner-takes-all fight. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

A Plague Of Insecticons

July 30, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 24 MB

Aside from a new line of toys/Decepticons being revealed, not much happens in this episode. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Countdown To Extinction

July 26, 2018 07:00 - 15 minutes - 21.4 MB

Optimus and Megatron must work together after Starscream goes rogue and attempts to rule the universe in a surprisingly dark episode. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

The Ultimate Doom Part III: Revival

July 23, 2018 07:00 - 18 minutes - 24.9 MB

In the third part of this three part trilogy, the Autobots save Earth from being torn apart by the gravitational pull of Cybertron. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

The Ultimate Doom Part II: Search

July 19, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 24.6 MB

Sparkplug is under the control ot Dr. Arkeville and all the feels that Spike can muster won't snap his dad out of it. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

The Ultimate Doom Part I: Brainwash

July 16, 2018 07:00 - 16 minutes - 23 MB

Megatron teams up with Dr. Arkeville to create human slaves through mind control. At the same time, The Decepticon leader works to teleport Cybertron into Earth's orbit. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

War Of The Dinobots

July 12, 2018 07:00 - 15 minutes - 21.1 MB

Megatron convinces the Dinobots to turn on Optimus while the Autobots commit a staggering number of workplace safety violations with a meteorite. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Fire On The Mountain

July 09, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 23.6 MB

Skyfire is back! Yay! Also, the Decepticons steal The Crystal Of Power from a pyramid in Peru in an episode that isn't as culturally insensitive as could be expected. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

S.O.S. Dinobots

July 05, 2018 07:00 - 16 minutes - 23 MB

A new toy line is born when the Autobots make the Dinobots, who quickly demonstrate how strong and stupid they are. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Fire In The Sky

July 02, 2018 07:00 - 17 minutes - 23.6 MB

While stealing energy from the planet's core, the Decepticons unearth their old ally Skyfire. After questioning his own morals, Skyfire sides with the Autobots. Then he dies. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Divide And Conquer

June 28, 2018 06:59 - 15 minutes - 21.8 MB

When Optimus is nearly destroyed, Megatron takes advantage of the Autobot's disorganized state and attacks. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

Roll For It

June 25, 2018 06:59 - 16 minutes - 23.2 MB

The Decepticons steal an anti-matter formula from Chip Chase, to create anti-matter energon, but are foiled by Wheeljack's plan that makes no sense at all. Paul and John are also on Twitter.  

Transport To Oblivion

June 21, 2018 06:59 - 15 minutes - 20.9 MB

After no sign of the Decepticons for months, the Autobots discover Megatron plans to supply Cybertron with energon with the recent completion of the Space Bridge. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

More Than Meets The Eye: Part III

June 18, 2018 06:59 - 15 minutes - 21.2 MB

The three part pilot ends with Megatron outsmarting the Autobots in his plan to aquire enough energy to return to Cybertron. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

More Than Meets The Eye: Part II

June 14, 2018 06:59 - 15 minutes - 20.7 MB

In what will become an overused plot device, the Decepticons attempt to steal energy (first from a hydroelectric dam, then from a ruby mine) and the Autobots have to stop them. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

More Than Meets The Eye: Part I

June 10, 2018 03:10 - 13 minutes - 18 MB

The first episode of The Transformers starts four million thirty-four years ago and ends thirty-four years ago. That's a lot of ground to cover but we do it in thirteen minutes. Paul and John are also on Twitter.

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