The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show
695 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 days ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsEvery Monday and Thursday, Paul and John offer a fast-paced review of an episode of a Transformers series until they finish that series. Then they start another one.
Archived reviews include G1, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Prime, Gobots, Animated, Armada, Energon, and a growing list of movies.
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Ghost In The Machine
April 15, 2019 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.9 MBSarscream's ghost hijacks Scourge's body so he can convince Unicron to give him his old body back because apparently Unicron isn't dead and granting mortality is something he can do now. That's cool. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Webworld
April 11, 2019 07:00 - 14 minutes - 19.6 MBWhen Galvatron's psychosis intensifies, Cyclonus tries to have him institutionalized on the planet of Torkulon. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Fight Or Flee
April 08, 2019 07:00 - 17 minutes - 24.7 MBHey, it's Sandstorm again! ...but for the first time also! His home gets taken over by the Decepticons and only the Autobots can save him and destroy the entire planet. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Carnage In C-Minor
April 04, 2019 07:00 - 17 minutes - 23.6 MBThe animated equivalent of a confused five year old child finds the Autobots and Decepticons trying to harness the harmonies of aliens who sing instead of talking. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Battle For Gobotron
April 01, 2019 07:02 - 21 minutes - 29.4 MBLeader-1 and the Guardians travel to Earth in order to stop Cy-Kill's sinister plan to take over Gobotron. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Madman's Paradise
March 31, 2019 07:01 - 22 minutes - 30.9 MBDaniel has another zany adventure, this time with Grimlock. They travel to another world where the Red Wizard rules his people peacefully... or does he? Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Surprise Party
March 25, 2019 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.3 MBWhen Daniel and Wheelie try to find out Ultra Magnus' birthday they cross paths with the Decepticons and none of it matters in the end. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Forever Is A Long Time Coming
March 21, 2019 07:00 - 19 minutes - 26.4 MBThis episode of the Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Thief In The Night
March 18, 2019 07:00 - 18 minutes - 26.1 MBOctane is using Trypticon to garner sanctuary with Abdul Fakkadi when Galvatron discovers that Carbombya holds oil reserves that can create Super Energon. #TeamCaseyKasem Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Starscream's Ghost
March 14, 2019 07:00 - 18 minutes - 25.1 MBWe meet Octane, a Decepticon we'll meet later, and find out that Galvatron wants to kill him for something he'll do in a future episode. To hell with your production order! Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Dark Awakening
March 11, 2019 07:00 - 19 minutes - 26.9 MBThe Autobots find themselves in an Autobot tomb where the body of Optimus Prime is dragged out and paraded around for your enjoyment. Are you not entertained? Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Chaos
March 07, 2019 08:00 - 17 minutes - 24.6 MBThrough a series of convenient plot points, Kup must face a monster from his past. Galvatron's probably got some crazy scheme. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Killing Jar
March 04, 2019 08:00 - 18 minutes - 24.9 MBUltra Magnus, Cyclonus, Marissa Faireborn, and Wreck-Gar are kidnapped by a Quintesson who is interested only in experimentation... and not the fun, sexy kind. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Five Faces Of Darkness: Part V
March 01, 2019 08:00 - 22 minutes - 30.3 MBThe Autobots are helpless to stop Trypticon as it destroys Teletraan 1 and their only hope is that Metroplex is able to save them in time. Also, John spills his beer! (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on this episode) Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Five Faces Of Darkness: Part IV
February 28, 2019 08:00 - 22 minutes - 31.4 MBMarissa rescues Blur and Wheelie from "lightpoles" on Io, while Rodimus goes on a drug fuelled trip into the Matrix... man. The Decepticons and Quintessons plan a two pronged attack against the Autobots/Human alliance. (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on these next two episodes) Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Five Faces Of Darkness: Part III
February 27, 2019 08:00 - 19 minutes - 26.8 MBBlur and Wheelie arrive in Earth's solar system with Metroplex's transformation cog, while the other Autobots have adventures on the planet Goo. The Quintessons also forge an alliance with the Decepticons, which is probably not good. (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on these next three episodes) Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Five Faces Of Darkness: Part II
February 26, 2019 08:00 - 16 minutes - 23.3 MBWhile Cyclonus awakens Galvatron, Rodimus enters the matrix to learn kung fu and discover the true identity of their mysterious foe. (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on these next four episodes) Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Five Faces Of Darkness: Part I
February 25, 2019 08:00 - 19 minutes - 26.4 MBWith the Cybertron Wars over, the Autobots think everything is chill. However, Cyclonus has plans to resurrect Galvatron while a new enemy lurks in the shadows. (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on these next five episodes) Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Transformers: The Movie
February 18, 2019 08:35 - 1 hour - 95 MBWhen Optimus dies, and Megatron is transformed into Galvatron by the mighty Unicron, the Autobots must fight to save the Matrix of Leadership... and themselves! Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Season Two Wrap-up: Part II
February 14, 2019 08:00 - 23 minutes - 32 MBPaul and John continue their discussion about season two of The Transformer and spend more time talking about what a butthead Spike is. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Transformers: Season Two Wrap-up: Part II
February 14, 2019 08:00 - 23 minutes - 32 MBPaul and John continue their discussion about season two of The Transformer and spend more time talking about what a butthead Spike is. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Season Two Wrap-up: Part I
February 11, 2019 08:00 - 19 minutes - 26.2 MBPaul and John talk about their favourite and least favourite characters of season two, as well as characters returning from season one. Neither of them like Spike. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Transformers: Season Two Wrap-up: Part I
February 11, 2019 08:00 - 19 minutes - 26.2 MBPaul and John talk about their favourite and least favourite characters of season two, as well as characters returning from season one. Neither of them like Spike. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
B.O.T.
February 04, 2019 08:00 - 22 minutes - 30.4 MBThis last episode of season two has it all! Protectobots, Combaticons, Insecticons, a military dictator, and kids we've never seen before but are supposed to care about! Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Masquerade
January 31, 2019 08:00 - 16 minutes - 22.5 MBOptimus, Sideswipe, Jazz, Windcharger, and Mirage go undercover as the Combaticons in order to find out the nature of Megatron's latest evil scheme. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Revenge Of Bruticus
January 28, 2019 08:00 - 21 minutes - 29.2 MBWhen the banished Combaticons conquer Cybertron, and use the planet's energy to push the Earth into the Sun, Optimus and Megatron must work together in order to stop them. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Starscream's Brigade
January 24, 2019 08:00 - 18 minutes - 26.1 MBStarscream creates his own group of Combiners, which he names the Combaticons. Together, they attempt to overthrow Megatron. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Starscream‘s Brigade
January 24, 2019 08:00 - 18 minutes - 26.1 MBStarscream creates his own group of Combiners, which he names the Combaticons. Together, they attempt to overthrow Megatron. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Cosmic Rust
January 21, 2019 08:00 - 17 minutes - 23.5 MBMegatron contracts a metallic plague which Preceptor helps cure through the use of his newest invention: Corrostop Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Trans-Europe Express
January 17, 2019 08:00 - 22 minutes - 31.6 MBThe Autobots must battle the Stunticons and protect a revolutionary race car or Megatron will be able to control Earth's weather. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
War Dawn
January 14, 2019 08:00 - 20 minutes - 28 MBThe Aerialbots are sent nine million years into Cybertron's past and have to make sure Optimus Prime falls in love at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Aerial Assault
January 10, 2019 08:00 - 22 minutes - 31.5 MBThe Aerialbots stumble on a Decepticon scheme to harvest energy from the Middle East, and meet the Combaticons a number of episodes before we first meet the Combaticons. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Search For Vector Sigma: Part II
January 07, 2019 08:00 - 21 minutes - 29.2 MBCombiners. Combiners! COMBINERS! This episode has Combiner Transformers, which combine into giant Combiner robots! Combiners! Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Search For Vector Sigma: Part I
January 03, 2019 08:00 - 19 minutes - 26.2 MBMegatron builds five new powerful Decepticons and travels to Cybertron, where they gain cool powers. Then Optimus does the same thing because he's his own man. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Hoist Goes To Hollywood
December 31, 2018 08:00 - 24 minutes - 33.2 MBA bunch of Autobots get used by the Hollywood system while Megatron tries to steal another one of Wheeljack's McGuffins. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Girl Who Loved Powerglide
December 27, 2018 08:00 - 24 minutes - 33.5 MBPowerglide forges a new friendship with Astoria, the CEO of Hybrid Technologies, when he has to save her from Megatron's latest evil plan. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Search For Alpha Trion
December 24, 2018 08:00 - 20 minutes - 27.5 MBA secret faction of female Autobots is discovered by Megatron, forcing Optimus to travel to Cybertron and lend aid to an old friend. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Auto-Bop
December 20, 2018 08:00 - 22 minutes - 30.6 MBAfter Tracks meets up with his old friend Raoul, he and Blaster investigate the mysterious goings-on at the popular nightclub: Dancitron. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Prime Target
December 17, 2018 08:00 - 21 minutes - 29.6 MBAfter bagging a Russian fighter jet, acclaimed trophy hunter Lord Cholmondeley decides he wants the head of Optimus Prime to adorn his wall. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Triple Takeover
December 13, 2018 08:00 - 21 minutes - 28.8 MBWhen Starscream, Blitzwing, and Astrotrain each decide to take over the Decepticons, the two triple changers sabotage Starscream and enact their stupid plans. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Sea Change
December 10, 2018 08:00 - 18 minutes - 24.9 MBSeaspray finds true love on an alien planet in an episode that's just dumb. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Kremzeek!
December 06, 2018 08:00 - 16 minutes - 22.8 MBMegatron unleashes an organism of living electricity upon the Autobots. The survivors of the attack must then stop the organism from destroying Tokyo. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Gambler
December 03, 2018 08:00 - 19 minutes - 26.4 MBSmokescreen's gambling addiction is revealed, but never addressed, when he teams up with an alien con artist for contrived reasons. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Secret Of Omega Supreme
November 29, 2018 08:00 - 15 minutes - 21.7 MBDo you like retcons that add nothing to a franchise? If you answered "Yes!", buckle up because Omega Supreme tells Optimus a bullsh*t version of how he and the Constructicons became mortal enemies. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Quest For Survival
November 26, 2018 08:00 - 16 minutes - 22.1 MBA swarm of Insecticons harvest organic energy around the globe and the only can of robotic insecticide is trapped in a grove of deadly alien robotic vines. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Child's Play
November 22, 2018 08:00 - 18 minutes - 24.8 MBA handful of Autobots and Decepticons are mistakingly transported to a planet where they're, respectively, the size of toys. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Child‘s Play
November 22, 2018 08:00 - 18 minutes - 24.8 MBA handful of Autobots and Decepticons are mistakingly transported to a planet where they're, respectively, the size of toys. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
Make Tracks
November 19, 2018 08:00 - 19 minutes - 26.6 MBIn the midst of a joint operation between the Autobots and local police, Tracks gets stolen by a young criminal who helps stop Megatron's stupid plan. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The God Gambit
November 15, 2018 08:00 - 15 minutes - 21.5 MBWhen Cosmos crash lands on Saturn's moon Titan, the Titans worship him as a god until Astrotrain arrives and takes his godly mantle. Find Paul and John on Twitter.
The Golden Lagoon
November 12, 2018 08:00 - 15 minutes - 21.3 MBThe Decepticons cover themselves in electrum and become invincible so the Autobots cover themselves in electrum and become invincible and nature pays the price. Find Paul and John on Twitter.