Tastes Like Burning

Tastes Like Burning Presents: Do It Your Damn Self

Our first Vidcast, sorry if it is a little dry, we will get better.  Enjoy!

Tastes Like Burning #79: Random Mouth Noises

We're Pretty Sure the House Hates Us. Seriously.New TLB Videocast Coming Soon: Do It Your Damn SelfLeeann Loves God More Than We KnewYou Can't Just Buy FitnessIf Tim Loses 50 lbs, He May Get InkSpitting at Your Boss ReviewDoritos Jalepeno Poppers: We No LikeyDon't Worry; We'll Give Our NoticeMore PeTA Inane Boobiness: Rescue Shelter Boys? Really?Voicemail but No Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutout: Shelly of  

Tastes Like Burning #78: Termite Easter Egg

Easter is...Termite Easter EggRenovations and ConstructionNew FurniturePedi Paws...Thanks Manager JohnVoice Mail and Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 With love to: Lorna Manager John Katie

Dogs are funny

This is a video from around Christmas, the dogs were not too sure about the remote controlled truck Leeann brought over...

Tastes Like Burning #77: There Was So Much Blood

Pool Table, Gone!Remodeling Time: Floors, Furniture, Paint, OH MY!There Was So Much Blood . . .Mom's BirthdayDVD Reviews: *batteries not included and "Reaper"Tim's Parents Are Sacrilicious about "The Ghost Whisperer"What To Do with a Racist in the Family?Voicemail and Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: Mgr. JohnKatyRD Tom of Shelly of

Tastes Like Burning #76: Sexy on the Beach Fakeation

Tastes Like Burning #76: Sexy on the Beach Fakeation   * A candid and interesting talk about anything, everything and nothing at all with Sandi and Kathy.  This was one of our first recordings with the DVR so forgive the ambient noise.  But the conversation was fun and interesting, thank you to Sandi and Kathy for hosting us for the afternoon.  Now shut your eyes and imagine you are on a porch in Texas, sipping iced tea and hearing stories.

Tastes Like Burning #75: Leavin' on a Jet Plane . . .

Plane "Trip"Treadmill Fixed; Now to Get Our Butts on It . . .Tim's Parents Buy a Russian VibratorTim's News Headlines: Bestiality Causes Bad ThingsAlright, Already! We're on FacebookWhat Did We Do for Valentine's Day? I'll Give You a Hint: 0Voicemail and EmailShout Out to Scott L. of or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: CBMgr. JohnChrystal of

Tastes Like Burning #74: Tell Me I'm Pretty . . .

Tim Uses All His Strungth Not to Kill JamesSears Service SuxGlass MassacrePhishing for a Pool TableToilet BowlingSuper Bowl AdsRD Sends Us a JokeCAUTION: Raptors Ahead . . . and More ZombiesTim's Childhood Memory: Lawn DartsVoicemail and Email, or Vice Versa or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: CBThelmaKentie of the Shelly of Matt of the Steve of the Big C of

Tastes Like Burning #73: Snow Ride, Take It Easy

Chrystal's Got Some Cookies to TossXander Goes ExorcistPress Pass MadnessTim and Jake Play with Their Wiis. Together.Snow Ice DayCAUTION!! NAZI ZOMBIES IN AUSTIN!!Linda Carter's Golden Pipes or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Manager JohnCB

Tastes Like Burning #72: Treadmill to Nowhere

Treadmill SagaSandi's Long Short GoodbyeReturn of the ComputerLeeann's DishMom's Alzheimer'sVoicemail & EmailThe Dish on Leeann or call us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: CB

Tastes Like Burning #71: New Computer Movie Review

The Great Laptop HuntPool Table For Sale!Excuse Me, Sir? Could You Spare a Treadmill?Inauguration Day: Change Has Come, Finally.Email & VoicemailMovie Review Triple Feature: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom blah blah blahIron ManSpider Man 3 or drop us a line at 206/350.7345.Shoutouts: CBManager John

Tastes Like Burning #70: Coin Purse Fossil Hunt

@#$&! Kids These Days!Vacation, All We Ever Wanted . . .Bill Burn '09Voice Recorder: Is This Thing On?Emptying Xander's Coin PurseUp a Creek with Sandi and KathyFour Voicemails and an EmailJames Reviews Two of Tim's Xmas Presents: and , by David SedarisSmoke Out 2009: We Really Mean It This TimeAnd The Rest . . . or Call Us at (206)350.7345 and Tell Us What YOU Think. Shout Outs: Redboy of Chrystal of Kentie of , andManager John

Tastes Like Burning #69: Post Holiday Wrap Up

Holiday Fun for Us, Family and FriendsTimmy's BirthdayNew Years EveVacationBall Cutting DelayVoice Mail and TwitterCall us at 206-350-7345 or Chrystal of Big C of Kentie of Lorna & C.B. & Manager J  

Tastes Like Burning #68: Deck the halls with LEDs

Christmas Time-ishKota HuntComputer Error—AgainShopping Fun!What we are doing for the holidays . . .What are you doing for the holidays?Holiday Childhood MemoriesBatteries Not IncludedChimpdickVoicemail and Email or call us at 206-350-7345 Links n Love Shelly of Chrystal of Big C of Redboy of Kentie of C.B. Manager John  

Tastes Like Burning #67: Cajun Turkey Date Night

Turkey DaySick TimesiTunes? Fine! Have your iTunes.Date NightMovie Review: WALL•E Auto No-GoNo RENT in TexasDog Puke Ending or leave us a voicemail at (206)350-7345 Shoutouts: Chrystal of Katie & Reed of

Tastes Like Burning #66: Running Into the Law

  Movies! Movies! Movies!: We review Zoltan Hound of DraculaRun Fat Boy Run, and Boogyman 2Ron's Apendex wants to blow upBekka and Lesley are now Bekka or LesleyCookie Party CorrectionAustrailian Cops don't like dark windowsThe Computer is on its 8th lifeAnd the rest... us or call @ 206-350-7345 Love Links: Julie of the Big C of Chrystal of Kentie of Jake & Erin of  

Tastes Like Burning #65: Post Tut Halloween Election Thingy

Leeann's Halloween PartyOur Halloween PoutyTim's Quasi-Childhood Memory: What I learned in School about All Hallows EveKing Tutankhamun the TurdMovie Review: Grandma's BoyRedboy sent us a bookKentie sent us a DVD to shareElection Day Thoughts (not politically heavy)Tim recommends some showsTim's Childhood Memory (for realzies):  Monkey See, Monkey PooVoicemail & Email or Call @ 206-350-7345 The Links & The Love: Calvin of Shelly of Chrystal of Redboy of Kentie of CBManager JohnKathy 

Seasons Turn

  The Rede...Bide the Wiccan laws ye must,in perfect love and perfect trust.Live ye and let live, fairly take and fairly give.Form the circle thrice about, to keep all evil spirits out.To bind the spell every time, let the spell be spake in rhyme.Soft of eye, light of touch, speak ye little, listen much.Deosil go by the waxing moon, singing out ye Witches’ Rune.Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out ye Baneful Rune.When the Lady’s moon is new, kiss your hand to her times two.When the...

Merry Meet People

As promised, Halloween Pictures from this year.  They are on the left info bar under the Eheeey!  Banner.  I will bug Leeann and try and get the Halloween Party Pics with all of us in costume up this weekend.  Have a safe and Haunting Halloween...-Tim

Tastes Like Burning #64: Halloween Preflight Countdown

Tim's First Two WeeksStock Market Go BoomHalloween DécorTrunk-or-Treat? Really?Voicemail/EmailEarly VotingTim's Childhood Memory: Milky WatersTim's Airline Fantasy REVEALED! ShoutoutsKentie of Shelly of LornaBig C of Jake of or leave us a voicemail at 206-350-7345.

Tastes Like Burning #63: Break Job

In Sickness and In SicknessJames Puts on the BrakesIKE! Don't Kick the Coastline!Lion Thrown to the ChristiansTim's Flat-out Excited about His New HaircutJob? Job!Email and VoicemailSpielberg & Pitt ♥ The GaysGoogle Chrome ReviewTina Fey Is Effing Brilliant Shout-outs: Dan of Matt of the Tim of Chrystal of Bog C of Shelly of Kentie of or leave us a voicemail at 206/350.7345.

Moon over Timmy J. Studios

The full moon.  I recorded this from our back yard after hurricane Ike passed by the DFW Metroplex.

False Start

ATTENTION Due to illness and a total lack of topics, this week's show has been cancelled. Now back to your regularly scheduled surfing. Thank you. —James of TLB

IKE! That's a BAD baby!

To all our listeners who may be concerned: Yes, Ike is coming straight for us. But don't freak out. We'll be fine. The Metroplex is about 600 miles inland, so by the time it gets here, it won't be any worse than the storms we experience regularly in the spring. Actually, this is better because, unlike the spring storms, we actually knew this was coming days in advance, so we've had plenty of time to prepare (which has amounted to moving exactly four lightweight plastic chairs, the outdoor fi...

Patriot Games

Happy Day, Everyone!

Tastes Like Burning #62: Dog Butt Smile

Saturday WorksDog SmartsFriday with MeganTim's Childhood Memory: For the Love of Sugar or leave a message at (206) 350.7345 Shout Outs: Chrystal of Kentie of Newlyweds Randy and Firefighter Cindy of  

Tastes Like Burning #61: POW! Right in the Old Woman Cooter!

BBQ MadnessFriday the 13th or "Ow! Right in the Old Woman Cooter!"Tim's New Duties: UPDATEMustang Honeymoon's OverSix Things You Didn't Know About UsXander HowlsTim's Childhood Memories: Throw Momma Under the Car . . . and the CannonGustav ComethMcCain's Palin' AroundFast Forward: Political StuffVoicemail and EmailShout Outs: CBShelly of LornaThelmaKentie of the or leave a message at (206)350.7345

Tastes Like Burning #60: How the Anorexic Have Fattened

Poopy SurpriseOlympic MowingSen. McCain's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 HousesSucky Movie Review: Lost Boys: The TribeTim's Childhood Adolescent Memory: Weight Loss SecretOlympic Events We AdmireTim's New Position Shout out to CB or leave a voicemail at (206)350.7345  

Tastes Like Burning #59: Nuclear Karaoke Debate Squad

Karaoke NightTim's Childhood Memory: Back to SchoolKid FightsReligious RefundOlympic FencingSouth Park Season 11 ReviewNuclear WarFreddy Krueger Likes French Fried Taters Shout Outs: Shelly @ Kentie @ Big C @ Matt & Amy @ or leave a voicemail at 206/350.7345  

Tastes Like Burning #58: Crap x 3 = Broke You'll Be

Dog MaintenanceTired of Buying TiresGarage Door DownCops Shoot DogsRIP Isaac Hayes & Bernie MacSouth Park Season 11Tim's Childhood MemoryVoice Mail and Email or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts: Chrystal of Kentie of Big C of Tim of  

Trouble Travels in Threes—Especially Expensive Troubles

Greetings from Tastes Like Burning. We have experienced some technical difficulties unrelated to the show, but affecting show production, nonetheless.  We will be recording one tonight that explains our weekend trials, tribulations, and trouble, and hope to have it up by tomorrow morning. Thank you for your patience. —James of TLB

Tastes Like Burning #57: James n' Tim & The Dark Naught

It's Frakkin' HotLeeann's PartyMegan's PartyInterview with the FutileVoicemail & EmailDog Pee Saga (or Soggy)We're Naughty Smokers—againTim's Childhood Memory: Spilled MilkBus PsychoExtreme Home Makeover IdiotsRick Rolling or Call Us at 206-350-7345Special Hugs to:  Lorna                         C.B.Shout Outs to:    Chrystal of                          Kentie of                          Shelly of                          Steve of

Cheek-flapping Fun

So, yeah . . . we didn't get around to doing a show this weekend.  So if you've been waiting with bated breath for the next one to come down the tubes, you're gonna have to wait longer. We might try flapping our cheeks to squeeze one out today or tomorrow, but you may have to wait until Saturday or Sunday for the next EXCITING episode of TASTES LIKE BURNING.Stay crispy!—James of TLB

New Clickies & Things

Hear ye, hear ye . . . Your friendly Tastes Like Burning webmaster has made a couple of changes and tweaks. A new banner made with .New category of links in the right-hand pane for the latest StumbleUpon sites we've mentioned on the show.The link to a complete  at the top of the right-hand pane.We've also moved the site search bar and "Open links in new window" check box to the top of the pane, as well. We hope you enjoy the new features. Stay crispy! —James of TLB  

Tastes Like Burning #56: Don't Colonoscopy and Drive

  The Dinner that Never WasInternal MoviesTim Was SickCommunity Coffee Board UpdateMovie Reviews: Planet Terror & DogmaStupid People on the NewsVirtual Whatsit Childhood Memories: J Bleeds and T SurprisesKoala with a Side of VDAnd the rest . . . or Call Us at 206-350-7345Shout out to Kentie of Special nod to listener CB

Tastes Like Burning #55: Puppy Dog Party Hats

Party HighlightsFast Forward: Whedonites AttackCoffee House FlyerBook of Gaylic: Puppy DaysJoxer Teaches Xander the Twelve StepsDeutsch Kaninchen-Mörder (German Rabbit Murderer)Incredible Shrinking ProductsJames's Work 30-something Decor StormVoicemail & EmailWhich Email Address Do You Prefer?Excuse Me Maam, Is that a Bat in Your Bra or Are You Just Happy to See Me?Shoutouts:Matt of the and Erin or leave us a voicemail at (206)350.7345

Joxer hams it up for the camera.

Joxer goes for a run.

Joxer & Xander play in the pool.

Introducing . . .

The newest addition to the Timmy J. Studios family:XANDER!

Tastes Like Burning #54: We Missed You

Anniversary AddictionJames Turns 30Dog TalkIntroducing XanderPear Tree DowneHeeey! Item: Pear Tree FirewoodVoicemails & EmailsTutankhamun Comin'And the Rest . . . Special Hello, How Are Yous to:ErinCBLornaShoutouts: and Erin or call us at (206) 350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #53: Hot Lesbian Grill

Bekka & Lesley ReturnMongolian GrillHot Lesbian UproarHeroine JoshTim RussertChildhood MemoryBra TalkBanterAfter Show BONUSPile O PooFarty PantsBONUS Childhood Memory: Oh No He Didn'tEmail Us at tlbshow @ gmail.com or Call Us @ 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #52: Mom + Dad x Crazy = Fun (Sometimes)

Mom + Dad x Crazy = Fun Fast Forward: Treats and Eats Zyrtec: The Decongesting Killer Leeann's Secret Life Voicemail Social Calendar One Decade Down Childhood Memories: Cars And The Rest . . . Call Us @ 206-350-7345 or Email Us: Shout Outs: Redboy @

Tastes Like Burning #51: Straight From The Teat of Venus

Hello EveryoneFood Talk Chocolate Coconut Milk: Straight from the Teat of the GoddessDog Sitting for Ingrates Fist Bump GateEntombed KittensPico is the New Relish Is that a Tomato in Your Salad or are You Just Deathly IllTim's Childhood Memory: First Stitches or Call @ 206-350-7345Shout Outs:  Ken @                    Big C @

Department of Corrections: What's in a Name?

It has been brought to the attention of those of us here at the Tastes Like Burning studio that we made an error in citing the origins of Mr. Dick, the pink 12-inch magical fortune-telling Penis. We regret that we neglected to invent practical means of time travel once we learned of our mistake after the show to go back and state correctly that it was in fact "Mrs. C" (aka, Erin) who made the selection of the giant puce prick with ESP, and all Big C picked out was the cheesy over-the-hill 50...

Tastes Like Burning #50: The Big Five . . . Oh.

TLB Turns 50It's F***ing Hot HereTim's Day in Hell, or Going to Work on SaturdayBetter Eating and Eating BetterFast Forward: Full Disclosure: Real or BullS***?Big C's (of ) Package ReduxVoicemailJames Flips a U'ey: Uncontacted Tribe PhotographedEmailBionic MonkeysGay Marriage in New York . . . SortaChrystal of Calls to ChatTim's Stumble Upon Site: Shout Outs: Tim of and Redboy of or leave us a voicemail at (206)350.7345

Show 50 has been pushed back to Saturday. . .

Please listen for details . . .

Department of Corrections

Good morning. On the blog post for Episode 49, "Quetsucrapbowle Commands You," the link for the Celestia program pointed to the wrong Celestia website.  As it turns out, celestia.com is actually some new age website for repainting your inner child's chakra or something. I have corrected the link and provided it on this post as well for your convenience. Tastes Like Burning regrets the error.  No seriously, we're sorry for sending you to those damn dirty hippies. —James of TLB

Tastes Like Burning #49: Quetsucrapbowle Commands You

DVD Haze All in My BrainForgettable Memorial Day WeekendJoxer's Doggie Date and Next-day HangoverPeni Spam Is Back!Email and VoicemailBook of Gaylic: Worshipping QuetsucrapbowleeHeeey! Item: StethoscopeDam EarthquakesTim's Stumble Sites:Bonus Stumble: And the Rest!Shout-outs to: Shelly from ,Kentie from , andChrystal from . or call us at (206)350.7345

Tastes Like Burning #48: We Didn't Start the Fire . . . That We Know Of

Flag Hag, Mothers Day, Robot Suits, Marriage Gay, HD TV, Tim Stumbles Upon Three.  I Am Legend in the ride, US Customs Peek Inside.  A Lady Dies And Much More, Vote for us for Pod Peer Whore . . . We didn't start the fire. Well it could have been James, but we know Tim is to blame.  Ok Tim did start the fire, but he didn't use rags he used American Flags. . .  or Call 206-350-7345Shout Outs:(Aren't you glad that song is stuck in your head now?)