Tastes Like Burning

Tastes Like Burning #107: Caught In A Refinance

Caught in a Refinance Reconnecting with Friends Megan's Birthday & Sushi Phone Call with All over the place Mommie Dearest Showdown? Random Stuff or Call 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570

Tastes Like Burning #106: Afro Teens Belly Dance

The Office Tea Off Belly Dance The Bitch Is Back Afro Teens Spider Boats Other Stuff or Call 817-754-0570

Tastes Like Burning #105: Independence Day Passover

  4th of July James' Birthday No Job For You Catching Up Love to All of You Back On Track or Call @ 206*350*7345   Shout Outs: C.B. Lauren Tracy and Introducing Ashley  

TLB: Timmah!12: Ketchup...Catsup...Catch Up

Just wanted to drop in, say hello.  There's weight loss, An Anniversary, A Birthday and Surprises inside....Come on by for some coffee...we'll talk.... 206-350-7345  or tlbshow @ gmail . com

Tastes Like Burning #104: Memorial Day Harelip Bisque

Memorial Day Surprise Date Night Institutional Commericals Nightmare on Elm Street (reboot) Where the Wild Things Are The Time Travelers Wife Voicemail and Email   PS Timmah 9 was removed due to insufficient space issues, if you want it (why would you) I can email it to you or repost at a later date.)   or call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0750

TLB: Timmah!11: Bell Jar Jury Duty

  Bell Jars on Tables but no Hershys Kisses, One Jury Summons I better not Misses, Download the show, I swear I wont sing... P.S. One of these is my favorite thing.... or call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570

Tastes Like Burning #103: Finger Blast Bex

Special Guest Bekka Aldi Grocery Store...Meh Biking Meeting the Neighbors Stories from Bex Bex Needs Sex or Call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570 Spreading The Love:

TLB: Timmah!10: Oil and Shrimp Dont Mix

  Unless they do....   Oil in the Gulf, Shrimp in the pan, sounds like a new Timmah! Yall..... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.   206-350-7345 or tlbshow @ gmail . com

Tastes Like Burning #102: Mothers Day and Crap

2 Post Cards and a Magnet Religious Hypocrisy James Sees Something New Dog (Taken Away) No More Kiddy Thieves Working Out or call @ 206-350-7345 Shout Outs: Lauren

TLB: Timmah! 8

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes... Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do... I podded up my point of view... I got a new attitude...   Us or Call @ 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #101: The Jen & Tim Show at Olive Garden!

Jen meets Tim & James at Olive Garden for a lunch full of retarded hilarity! Hooray! or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 4: Our Bekkalicious Finale and Stuff

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . OK, this is getting ridiculous, how many more of these are ther—whassat, Timmah? Oh . . . Finally! The Finale. Enjoy PART 4! Featuring special guest, Bekka! The last of the Voicemails! Emails! And More! or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 3: Kentie and Sulu and Census OH MY!

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . OK, now I'm certain I've said that before. Before . . . Beeee-foooore . . . Before 4? Oh! It's PART 3! Featuring special guest, Kentie! A George Takei PSA! Voicemail! And More! Check back tomorrow for Part 4, when we'll have another special quest, more sillyness, and more fun! or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 2

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . Wait. Did I already say that? Deja vu. Anyway, here's PART 2! Featuring special guest, Leeann! Shenanigan craziness! Voicemails! And More! Check back tomorrow for Part 3, when we'll have another special quest, more craziness, and more fun! or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 1

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . Part 1 of it anyway, featuring special guest, Shelly! Crazy shenanigans! Voicemails! And More! Be sure to check back in the coming days for Parts 2 and beyond, when we'll have more special quests, more shenanigans, and more fun! or Call Us at 206-350-7345

TLB: Timmah! 7: One Ebola Chicken Soup

Heya People,   I get sick of health, the Oscars, thinking of presents for Mom and other stuff, aren't you totally shocked out of your mind?   Yeah Yeah Yeah, I'm Crafty!!! And goofed up on Nyquil.   [email protected] 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning #99: The One Before 100

Water Heater No Heater Water Our House Tries to Electrocute Us SNOWPOCALYPSE! NOOKUMS! James's Flu-filled Valentine's Day Wendy Russell, Crafting Canada One Awesome at a Time We Don't Have Olympic Medals to Give Away, So Purple Plastic Peelers Will Have to Suffice Email and, Oy, So Much Voicemail, and the Rest!   or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Contest Winners: Email Us Your Mailing Addresses Immediately! Three Winners and Some Shoutouts: Lauren Casey , Uh! Tracy Thelma  

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 6: A Whale Tale

A Whale of a tale as only Timmah and James can tell it. Enjoy. [email protected] 206*350*7345

Tastes Like Burning #98: Sit Down and Wipe Up

James Really Doesn't Like PossumsCo Co Go Go? No No!The Neighborhood Brat Patrol Makes Us See the LightTLB Birthday Wishes! (Listen to Find Out Who . . .)Dept. of Tying-up Loose Ends: The Axe and GAP "Gifts"Jeff & Josey Go on a Vacation "Mission" to Peru and Bring Home More than a Warm Fuzzy FeelingOne Whale of a TaleA Confounding Poll Concerning Toilet Hygiene HabitsSpeaking of Toilets . . . Unnaturally Hot Farts Give Us PauseNew Year's Wii Karaoke with Leeann and Ron—PLUS—The Mic Works for ...

Tastes Like Burning #97: Christmas Holiday Birthday Vacation Wrap Up

We talk about the past month we have been in pod-hybernation.  The Holidays, Tim's Birthday, Christmas Faux Pas and more.  Thank you to all of you for your support and your voicemails and emails.  We love you.  Oh and Happy New Year!Does anyone actually read this??? Let me know!  or .  Call us at 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 5: Glitter Monkey Snow Globe

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 5: Glitter Monkey Snow Globe is ready for your ears.  Have a great week.  -T

Tastes Like Burning #96: The Big Cock-up

Happy Holidays!New Notify Package System Is a SuccessLorna's Gift with WordsThe Presence of Big C and Erin's PresentsTLB's Random Neighborhood RoosterDeck the Halls with Even More LEDsTLB Movie Reviews—The Good: FEAST, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Bad: brüno, and The Ugly: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Boxbe BitchingsBirthday WishVoicemail, Email, and the Rest! or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts (in no particular order): LaurenLorna & Erin  L Dawg

Tastes Like Burning #95: Thanksgiving the Blackest Friday

Thanks But No ThanksgivingBlack Friday Slumber Party at Walmart and Best BuyWe Have Joined the 21st Century: PS3 & HDTVTLB Movie Review: Land of the LostLauren's Emails or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutout: Lauren

Tastes Like Burning #94: These Are the Days of Our Turkeys

Roadtrip to Austin for Frank's Birthday (But Mostly to See Shelly)We Bought the Super Cool Special Edition STAR TREK XI on Blu-ray Even Though We Don't Have a Blu-ray PlayerTLB Movie Reviews: Zodiac, CTHULHU, Jay & Silent Bob Do Degrassi, and QuarantineBekka's Birthday SingalongBirthday Wishes to Rod and ThelmaJames Has a Celebrity Twitter Geek-outManager John Now Has a Podcast of His Very Own: Tim's Childhood Memory Double Feature: First Heater Use of the Season/Medieval 1970s Era Furniture ...

Tastes Like Burning #93: A Very Special Halloween Special

Halloween at the TLB StudiosDouble Your Freddy, Double Your Frightmare!How Old Is Too Old for Trick-or-Treating?A Beary Special Box Crawls Our WayAll the Way from 1979: "Paul Linde's Halloween Special" Featuring the Musical Stylings of Florence Henderson and KISS!TLB Movie Reviews: Trick 'r Treat and The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonScary Stories We Tell You in the DarkScary Stories from Our ListenersEerie Emails, Viscious Voicemails, and the Rest In Pieces! Soundclips: Sarah's Song from Ho...

***ATTENTION LOCAL LISTENERS OF TLB***

Hello to Any Local (DFW) Listeners of Tastes Like Burning,  Do you like Kevin Smith?  Do you like Clerks, Dogma or Jersey Girl?  If you do, and would like to go see An Evening With Kevin Smith LIVE in Dallas on Saturday night at the House Of Blues THIS WEEKEND, then I have 2 tickets with your name on them.  I love you all but they aren't free, however, we will only be charging as much as we actually paid, and not gouging you.  Selling Tickets for prophet is fun for the seller but for the buye...

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 4: Glitter Monkey Theatre

It's a new Timmah!  Well sort of.  T.L.B. Presents Glitter Monkey Theatre.  Chills and thrills await, or hopefully some laughs.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  Don't forget to bring a cup of your favorite hot beverage.

Tastes Like Burning #92: We're Not Dead Yet.

Sherrie's Tater TotsSandi!TLB Wants Your Spooky Scoop! Send Us Your Bone-Chilling True Tales of Terror . . . or Extreme Discomfort!We Like AutumnSad Monkey Mamas Drink Their Own Sad Monkey MilkGerman Trucker Jacks and Jackknifes in SwedenTexas May Not Recognize Same-sex Marriage, but Dallas Tries to Recognize the Gay Big D: DivorceTLB Movie Reviews: Watchmen and EragonShelly!Voicemail and Email Remember to Send Us Your Creepy Stories by or Voicemail! 206/350.7345 Shoutouts! Sherrie!Sandi!Lo...

Tastes Like Burning #91: No Bloody Stars Out of, Like, a Fart or Something

Thank you for all the love and support. It's all about you, people. You complete us.

Tastes Like Burning #90: Shelly, Can We Be Frank?

Tim Doesn't Care for Apple ProgramsDinner with Shelly & FrankDallas's Very Own "Almost" 9/11RIP Patrick Swayze—We Loved You in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar and Point Break and GhostKevin Smith's View AskewniverseAutumn Is Here & Halloween ApproachethWe Call Shenanigans on a Review of Our ShowEmail & VoicemailOur After-dinner Conversation with Shelly & Frank or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: and FrankDan & CJ of Thanks to LDOG for this Week's Album Art!

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 3: Attention Deficit Something

It's like a phone conversation but without the charges,  I think maybe I need to get a Zoom H2 for my portable recording.  What do you think?  Enjoy.-Tim

Tastes Like Burning #89: Labored Days

Labor Day. What's the Big Deal?Eclipse Outage & Smoke Stoppage—Shut Up About It Already!The TLB Website Has Risen from the Ashes—And It's Better Than Ever!Woman Sues Dolphins9/11 Advertisement Goes Over Like a Hijacked PlaneText & Drive PSATLB DVD Reviews: Dance of the Dead, Night of the Demons, "French & Saunders: On the Rocks", "French & Saunders: Back with a Vengeance", and Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog"Email, Voicemail, and the Rest! or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: ...

Reconstruction FTW!

I think that just about wraps up reconstruction.  I actually like how it turned out better than it was before (Tim does, too).Let us know if you see something we missed or if you think we could've done/arranged something better.—James of TLB

Site Reconstruction UPDATE

Almost done. All we lack is reloading the subscriber service buttons in the "Subscribe!" panel.Tim will have that ready soon. Or you can and tell him to hurry up if he doesn't.Oh, and I went ahead and updated the look a bit while I was at it.  Tell us what you think in the comments or by .—James of TLB

TLB Under (Re)Construction

You may have noticed things seem, well, different 'round these parts. That's probably because our original, highly customized template somehow got broked and had to be overwritten with a generi-template. Problem is, I was a bad code monkey and didn't keep a back-up of the HTML code for our custom page. So, now we rebuild from scratch. The friends of the show links, feed subscription buttons, etc., along with legible font colors, will be returning slowly over the coming days and weeks. Tas...

Tastes Like Burning #88: Reading Rainbow

Reading RainbowWeek from HELLTim's Parents Called Him Fat . . . and Chunky. And Heavy.Neighborhood Meeting Cult Tries to Induct UsWe Caught a Couple of Goons on Our Security WebcamThe Intrepid Tried to Eat Timmy . . . with Its ButtFire Drill ShenanigansLayoffs Cometh (To Our Co., Not to Us Personally)Senator Kennedy DiedRude Girl. That Was Different.Movie Reviews: "Dollhouse", Monster Squad, Clue, and October MoonEmails and a Whole Lotta Voicemails or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Lauren...

Tastes Like Burning #87: Security! We Have Intruders!

Get Off Our Porch, You Damned Kids!Same Old Dogs, Brand New Dog TagsSecurity Camera Shopping at Fry'sScottish Security Camera ChatBig Surprise: The Police Are Absolutely No Help on TwitterMovie Reviews: Blade Runner, and ShelterVoicemail, Email, and the Rest . . . or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: C.B. Manager John Lorna

Tastes Like Burning #86: Birthdays, Dinners, and Movies . . . OH MY!

BirthdaysLetting Go: EzryBusted Mustang Returned & SoldEx-Gay Is Not OKLunch with JenDinner with L & R: Panda HouseHigh-Tech Swimsuits: OK, or Neoprene Steroids?Some News ItemsTLB Movie Reviews Too Numerous to List HereAnd the Rest! or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Larry, aka L-Dawg  C.B. Thelma MeKeeKeeManager John

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 2: Thoughts on Ezry

While I made light of Ezry being missing on the last show, it really does bother me.  I guess I thought if I took it to seriously, it would really mean she was gone.  I always did deal with serious issues with humor first.  I think I have come to the conclusion that she isn't coming home.  I know it has only been a week but I feel like I need to mourn her and move on.  We had Ezry for 10 years.  She was our first pet, and I loved her very much.  Nothing would make me feel better than to be pr...

Tastes Like Burning #85: The Tim and Jen Show

TLB: Now with Special Guest, Jen!Movie Review: Marley & Me, Fido, and William Shatner in Full Moon Crapulence Libsyn IssuesTo Clone or Not To Clone . . . The DogsBirthday Double CardEzry, Gone But Not ForgottenR.I.P. Sandi?It's Kitten Bake and I DIDN'T Help  or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Jeff in L.A.C.B.ThelmaJohn Q. PublicManager JohnSandi

Tastes Like Burning #84: Hot Birthday Theft

Can You Feel the Heat?Tim's on the LambKids Are Stealing What from Our Porch? Seriously?James's Birthday and His Incredibly Fallible MemoryVacation ReviewMovie Reviews: Role Models and X-Files: I Want to BelieveCouple of Emails and the Rest or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: CB Lorna

Tastes Like Burning #83: Accidents Happen, Michael Jackson

Someone Call PeTA . . . James Slaughtered Another MustangThe Audacity of DouchebagsJames's New 1999 Dodge Intrepid ESRack & Pinion? I Got Your Rack & Pinion Right Here.Our Staycation & 11th AnniversaryJames's Birthday Promises To Be a Gas Thanks to Big C & ErinMovie Reviews: Hancock, The Happening, BOLT, and The Dark Knight . . . Though, Not in that Order . . .Tim Reconnects with His BFF JenCelebrity Deaths Apparently Come in Fives Now.Walmart v. TargetChaz Bono? Really?Tim's Mom Has a Secret...

Tastes Like Burning #82: Timmah!

Just me on this one, NO NO Don't run away, it's just butterfly kisses and marshmellows for you guys.  Just a 10 minute shorty to let you know that we are still here......Have a great week\weekend.   -Tim

Tastes Like Burning #81: Memorial Day Finale Trek

Star Trek: The MovieMemorial Day with Leeann and RonOur Best Friend's WeddingSecond Cousin Swine Flu or H1N1C2 Flu"Ugly" Finale"Reaper" FinaleWe Go Ghost Hunting with Leeann and RonWe Spoof Ghost Hunting with Leeann and RonGerman Red Bull Gives You WingsandHyperactivityandBloodyNoseandIsthisBlogPostStraightIsItYeahItIs IsItIsItAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!Red Sky at Night, Timmy's DelightVoicemail and EmailTim's Parents Are Moving, But Don't Tell Tim's BroBon Jovi Tickets Mix Up Perpetrator Wa...

Yes, Best Star Trek Ever...

Do It Your Damn Self: Kitchen Faucet Part 2

Do It Your Damn Self: The Kitchen Faucet Pt 1

Tastes Like Burning #80: Double Week Face Punch

Post Card from Mgr. JohnPig Flu Cometh . . . and Go-ethTim's Childhood Memory: Rest Stop GoulashLeeann's LayoffFound DogFood Stuffs: Taco Bell's Ultimate Taco Salads & Guaco de GalloDo It Your Damn Self Epi 2 Coming SoonMovie Reviews: Day the Earth Stood Still 2008 remake and the original House On Haunted HillBMI TableUFO Birthday or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: CB Manager John

Do It Your Damn Self: Shelf Unit Part 3

Do It Your Damn Self: Shelf Unit Part 2