Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth

In the geekiest podcast yet, Chad and Scott recount their visit to a comic convention, we discuss The Hunger Games without actually seeing it, and Benji gets electrocuted.

Tatum-Tastic!

In this episode, the truth about Chad becomes known, we discuss 21 Jump Street, and Hunger for Games.  Plus, we celebrate our Independence and Scott and Chad prepare to geek out at Comic Con...

Return of the Chihuahua

This episode, we discuss Best Worst Movie, Chad carries Scott, stubs his toe and doesn't swear too much. 

You Can't Handle the Chihuahua

Two sick kids and a lack of sleep = no synopsis...but rest assured the sexiness survives intact.

Pulp Chihuahua

Award Winning Quality...Just Not Here

This episode, Benji and Scott successfully drive Chad away, at least for a few minutes.  We discuss how Benji is right about movies, always, and the show gets award recognition.  Plus, douchebags and the worst drama ever.

Binks for the Memories

In this episode, we pay tribute to the recently departed Whitney Houston, special guest Jar Jar Binks comes around to annoy everyone, we discuss the Super Bowl commercials and shoot for that ever elusive Waffle House endorsement.  Plus, we discuss Safe House, Midnight in Paris, Cowboys and Aliens and the Star Wars 3D rerelease. 

A Superpowered Podcast

In this episode, we discuss Chronicle, The Italian Job, Michael Caine's virility and borrowed douches.  Plus, the most creative introduction and radio drama ever.  All this, plus juggling monkeys.

The Only Podcast More Shameful than Fear Factor

In this episode, we shame Fear Factor into airing a re-run, we discuss our homework, throw out a douchebag or two and find out the state of the podcast.

Howler Monkeys, Mentos and Diet Coke

In this episode, we review Red Tails, Haywire and The Artist, we discuss good theaters, and we play Would You Rather?  Plus, Homework and douchebags.

Whatever you do, don't try the crabs...

In this episode, we discuss the gastrointestinal issues of George Brett, the newly neutered Golden Globes, the Beauty and the Beast 3D conversion and doucey captains.  Plus, we get Lost on Alcatraz and make some increasingly poor decisions.

You've Gotta Be Possessed Before You Can Be Reposessed.

This episode, Scott figths off a demonic effect, Chad finally catches up with "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", we catch up on some homework and we discuss what constitutes a threesome. 

The Fist Podcast of the New Year!

After a holiday break, we gather again, nursing our various illnesses and mocking Scott's inability to spell "First".  We also discuss "Mission: Impossible", "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", "War Horse" and "The Adventures of Tin Tin".  Plus, we ramble on about various topics and blow off our homework.  All this and juggling monkeys.

An Episode with a Bow on Top

On our Merry Christmas show, we welcome Chad back with indifference, discuss the upcoming slate of Christmas movies and enage in the revival of our annual gift exchange.  Plus, the entire show is supervised by our special guest, Smoking Chihuahua legal counsel Jason Glahn.

A Little Drama for Christmas

The Greatest Hites of Smoking Chihuahua...all of our radio dramas tied together in one convenient package.  For those who don't care for our opinions but love our voices...

79% of Your Recommended Daily Dose of Chubba...

This week, man about town Arik Gilbert joins us as guest host, discussing the upcoming Big Bad Chubba reunion fundraising concert.  We get to hear about life on the road, talk about The Descendants and catch up on homework.  Plus, listener mail and a special Christmas treat.

Two Thirds as Good as Usual!

This week, Chad goes AWOL for some lame thing like work obligations, while Scott drags himself off of his sickbed to try to make it through a show.  Also, we discuss Attack the Block and realize there's not much going on.  Plus, a holiday themed homework assignment.

Get Your Hands off My Nerf Balls

In this episode, we examine hijacked paternity, Black Friday deals to die for and we track the mystery of Skeeter.  We also discuss The Muppets and The Towering Inferno.  Plus, a visit to the times of ancient Greece and disparage the good name of Michael J. Fox.

We All Want a Little Junk in the Trunk

In this episode, we look at plastic surgery alternatives, monkey crotches and douchebags.  We discuss the upcoming films, talk about Chinatown and get get another homework assignment. 

Stay Away From My Cat

In this episode, the group decides to revamp the show after a critical drubbing.  We introduce a new segment that leaves us with that not so fresh feeling, and we discuss Immortals.  Plus, we find out who's coming to dinner.

I'll Take My Nickelback with Novocaine...

In this episode, we discuss the proper form for urinating into bank tubes, we sympathize with the Nickelback haters and we discuss Brett Ratner's latest excretion.  Plus, Marathon Man and visit the old west.

Let's Use Some Questionable Language!

In this episode, we look to build up our multicultural appeal, hit the news and embrace our inner songbirds.  Plus, we recap Paranormal Activity and do a little more homework.  All this and squirrels!

A Horror-ble Episode

For our special Halloween episode, Scott is zombie-fied as Chad and Benji discuss the scariest movies of all time (or at least their limited world).  We learn the proper ways to advertise heroin, and make a visit to Red State.  Plus, another radio drama.

Yeah, Episode 15, See...

In this special episode, Chad, Scott and Benji work through their anger, we pay a visit to "The Big Year", look back at Marlon Brando in "On the Waterfront", and rail against the stupidity of Adam Sandler.  Plus, Benji slams the movie theater (again) and we learn that there should be an IQ test at the corn mazes.

Chuckin' Weiners and Doin' Chicks...Not as Dirty as it Sounds

In this episode, we have a special visit from an agitated Sean Connery, we check back in with the generous corpse, find out if Tiger Woods likes hot dogs and find out if there's an age limit to sex.  Plus, we check in on Conan O'Brien, we do our homework and we debut our space opera.  All this and peanut brittle!

This is Nacho Episode...or Yet Another Show Involving Toe Sucking and Corpses

In this episode, we revisit the Toe-Suck Fairy, Scott steals someone else's material, Chad waxes poetic about a Twin Peaks that has nothing to do with David Lynch, and Benji tries to be diplomatic about a movie.  Plus, we go "On the Trail!", do our homework and try to figure out which of us is closer to death.

Urine Tossing and Bacon Frying: Newest Olympic Events?

In this episode, Scott and Benji make their triumphant return after being traded to Fargo.  We talk "Moneyball" and "Pulp Fiction, make a visit to "Spainhoward: For the Defense!" and do another homework assignment.  Plus, we discuss whether Brett Ratner can not suck.

Is that Gordon Ramsay Sucking My Toe?

In this episode, we discuss the finer points of rogue toe sucking, how to get your dead friend to foot the bill, the Star Wars Blu Ray release and whether Spaceballs holds up once you're past the age of 12.  Plus, Scott and Benji "Drive" and we get the premier of "Aces High!".

Heated Fat Injections and Holy Water...It Cures What Ails Ya

In this episode, we discuss Warrior, Eddie Murphy's streak of humanity, do it yourself plastic surgery and we meet Chad.  Plus, our homework assignment,Chad bulks up for his next cage fight and we discuss vampirism among the elderly.

The Most Specialist Episode Ever: Summer Movie Wrap-up

In this special edition, we look back on the summer that was.  Harry Potter, we barely knew ye.  Captain America, may God be with you.  Green Lantern...you suck.

This Episode is not Pleasing to the Smell

In this episode, we discuss space crabs, the hypocrisy of George Lucas, we get an introduction to Captain Eddie and we meet Scott.  Plus, another week of homework and a visit from Sean Connery.

The Foamiest Episode Yet

In this episode, we discuss the dangers of opening your mouth during a hurricane, why Leslie Nielsen shouldn’t have dressed in drag and why you should always be careful when asking “Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”.  Plus, we get to delve into the disturbed mind of Benji, and Will Blanchard ties a bow on his trilogy of unerotic erotica.

Electric Chihuahualoo

In this episode, we have an update on Yvonne the runaway German cow, Will Blanchard makes another appearance to share more "Unerotic Erotica", Benji and Chad suffer through the Conan remake, Morgan Freeman pops in for a visit, and we discuss whether working with Urkel leads to porn.  Plus, this week's homework assignment:  Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Chihuahua with a Shotgun

In this episode, we debut a new limited feature, Unerotic Erotica with Will Blanchard.  We discuss the difficulties of removing the male uterus, Benji and Chad come to blows over Steve Carell, Scott finds the dirty in Harry Potter and more.  Plus, Hobo With a Shotgun!

Rise of the Planet of the Wallabies

In this episode, Chad, Scott and Benji fend off an angry monkey mob as they discuss wallabies, the Dunkin Donuts special, why Brett Ratner sucks, the best of monkey movies and Rise of the Planet of the Apes.  Plus, this time Scott and Chad suffer too, as the group tackles the cinematic atrocity "Retardead".  All this and the weather...

Betrayal in Audio Form (or...Revenge is a Dish Best Served in the Most Excrutiating Way Possible)

In this episode, we discuss Indecent Ewoks, Cowboys and Aliens, movie theater incompetence, the return of Beavis and Butthead and other fun stuff.  Plus, Chad and Scott become the Brutus to Benji's Caeser.  And the website is finally up!

If she looks like a corpse, check her pulse...

In this episode, Chad geeks out on Comic-Con and Captain America, we discuss lousy theater management, Amy Winehouse and the risks of sleeping on the sidewalk.  Plus, we finally discuss where our name comes from.  All this and the latest homework assignment.

What Would Fat Storm Trooper Do?

In this episode, we discuss poetic justice for killer bear owners, Netflix price increases, all things Harry Potter, midnight movie screenings, and we grade our homework assignment.  Plus, a visit with Mrs. Ruth Fred.

Jelly Rolls for All!

In the premier episode of Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua, Benji, Scott and Chad discuss Transformers 3, Marlon Brando in 3D, Harry Potter, vampire c-sections and whether Star Trek is boring.