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Studio Rejects

159 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 7 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

Studio Rejects is a comedy podcast from Will Rogers and Bobby Koester (of Will and Bobby Know Everything), where they read scripts for movies that never existed! Whether it's an unfinished draft of a horror movie, or a completely unused script of a huge franchise, they both act and riddle out the reasons why these scripts were tossed out!

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Studio Rejects: 5cream Part 2

March 19, 2014 04:21 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

HEAD TO WB2045.COM TO READ ALONG! AAAAAAAaaaaaannnnnnd we're back! Studio Rejects has returned, and we're reading Part 2 of this amazing fan script imagining what Scream 5 could be. Turns out it's basically a generic horror film with very little connection to any of the other 4 movies. GOOD NEWS: Our Nicholas Cage impressions have only gotten better since we last performed for you! FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: @BobbyKoester! @WB2045 @WillRogers2000! And you can find more links to more shows and ...

Studio Rejects: 5cream Part 1

March 05, 2014 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MB

Click here or head to WB2045.com to read along! Welcome to a never-before-attempted experiment here on Studio Rejects! You all know that we always shoot to read real, verifiable unfinished drafts. Well we're taking a break from that trend by reading a fan script for a movie that has never, and probably will never, exist! It's Scream 5, written by some guy named Dylan! Find links to us all over the internet at WB2045.com! And follow us on Twitter: @BobbyKoester @WillRogers2000 @WB2045 Par...

Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part 4 - THE END

February 26, 2014 05:31 - 1 hour - 84.1 MB

This is it! The end! Come to die! It really depends on whether or not you were invested in the story of Del Spooner vs. The Robots to say if this is a satisfying ending. I know my answer. Ultimately this was just a pathetic, wrote, dull action story with no substance. Fortunately it had one thing going for it: a gigantic stupid leg monster. No joke... HEAD TO WB2045.COM TO FIND LINKS TO READ ALONG AND FIND US ALL OVER THE INTERNET! Next week: Something new! And weird! Really weird!!

Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part Three

February 19, 2014 05:43 - 1 hour - 54.9 MB

Friends, we have returned! This week on Studio Rejects, its...basically just a single long extended action scene. Which for some reason involves metal spiders. Stupid. Worth noting is that Bobby is sitting this one out! We ran out of time last time we recorded, and so Allie subs in, allowing Bobby the day off for his BIRTHDAY! It's Bobby's birthday! Send him stuff! HEAD TO WB2045.COM TO FIND LINKS TO US ALL OVER THE INTERNET! Part Four next week! FEATURING THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BOBBY!

Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part Two

February 12, 2014 05:00 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

HEAD TO WB2045.COM TO FIND LINKS TO THE SCRIPT! READ ALONG! WELCOME BACK TO STUDIO REJECTS! We missed a week, and I know you know that! And I hope you know we're sorry and we'll never do it again (we might do it again really really soon).  We're back with Part Two of I, Robot. The movie may have started out with some pretty ridiculous, largely nonsensical garbage, but I'm thrilled to let you know that it...has possibly gotten worse...ENJOY! HEAD TO WB2045.COM TO FIND LINKS TO US ALL OVER ...

Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part One

January 29, 2014 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

This week on Studio Rejects, we are starting up a brand new movie, one chosen specifically because it follows the themes established by our BRAND NEW NETWORK: WB2045!! I, Robot, starring the amazing Will Smith, king of mediocre science fiction films (actually, I think people generally liked Men in Black, and they definitely loved Wild Wild West...). I, Robot is a story based on a book which is one of the most revered and beloved science fiction books ever written, imagining a world where ro...

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Four - THE END

January 22, 2014 04:49 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

Listeners...come to die... Were you born ready, motherfuckers? We were! It's the finale of Blade! Does good triumph over evil? Which one of those two things is Blade? Is there a twist/comedic ending? FIND OUT Head to WillAndBobby.com to read along with us, as well as find links to other projects of ours!! And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away Batman Forever on Chinese DVD! Get your ...

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Three

January 15, 2014 05:10 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MB

WELCOME BACK! It's the penultimate part of Blade Trinity, everybody! It's an incredibly significant  episode for several reasons, not the least of which being that we're almost fucking done with this piece of shit movie. It's...mostly action. Shitty action. Dracula's bones crack a lot though, so that's nice...Fuck this movie and fuck Blade. Vampires aren't even real, guys. Anyway, head to WillAndBobby.com to find the script and read along! You can also find links to other stuff online! Lik...

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Two

January 08, 2014 05:00 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MB

Head to WILLANDBOBBY.COM to read along! Whistler is indeed dead. His "hoo-hoo" may never be heard again. Thankfully his shoes have been filled by WAY TOO MANY GODDAMN CHARACTERS! Blade meets up with the Bloodpack! Or is it Wolfpack! Is that from The Hangover? I DON'T KNOW! At least we get to see how silly it would be if Dracula himself went to Hot Topic...What an amazing movie! Follow us on Twitter: @BobbyKoester @WillRogers2000 And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, St...

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part One

January 01, 2014 05:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MB

Happy New Year! We're kicking off 2014 by kicking off a new movie on this week's Studio Rejects! It's Blade: Trinity! Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, and some guy called The Drake! I (Will) hated this movie the first time I ever saw it, so I'm incredibly excited to see if this movie was always destined to be a horrible mess. So far...not looking good for old Mr. Snipes. It's basically a series of disjointed scenes of "badass" gadgets. I  do like Whistler though. And do...

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Four - THE END

December 25, 2013 07:30 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

Click here to listen! [audio http://traffic.libsyn.com/studiorejects/Studio_Rejects_-_Hook_Part_4_-_The_End.mp3] Click here to read along! Or click HERE to start back from Part One! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! WE'RE FINALLY HERE! We have finally finished our reading of Hook! It's been a long road, everybody, but Peter Banning has finally remembered! He's a child again! He's PETER PAN, and he's about to defeat the nefarious/slightly sensual Captain Jazzy Hook! Listen to m...

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Three

December 18, 2013 05:40 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

This week on Studio Rejects, we learn what it REALLY means to be Peter Pan! It's all about getting him back to his former glory. And...holy shit...if you thought he was glorious before...just wait until you see how fucking marvelous he becomes. And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away The Longest (Chinese) Day as part of our Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest! We would also LOVE it if ...

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Two

December 11, 2013 04:57 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

Welcome to Part Two of Hook! We're finally jumping into Neverland, everybody! We meet Hook! Smee! Ruffio! ...Some kids! The writing has quite possibly gotten worse, guys. All the lost boys speak like dis. Dey luv to mayke uz werk ta reeed dis goddamma uv uh sdoray! Robin Williams has finally met his match though, as Hook makes his fashionable, swishy debut! I can't wait for you to hear this guys, I'm actually getting swept away in the magic! And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Ev...

Studio Rejects - Hook Part One

December 04, 2013 04:27 - 1 hour - 69.7 MB

You may not recognize us, what with our more elegant style and more beautiful looks, but I assure you, this is still the Studio Rejects you know and love. But we most certainly have a brand new style! This week on Studio Rejects, we unveil an updated format! Each month is a movie, split into four parts! Up first, it's the first draft of Hook! While it would go on to be directed by Steven Spielberg and star Robin Williams, this version is decidedly...worse. Less baseball, more talking, but d...

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Seven - THE END

November 27, 2013 05:25 - 1 hour - 62.9 MB

This is it! The finale! It's over! OVER! Godzilla is going down in this week's Studio Rejects! AND his/her brood of babyzillas! But what are the circumstances surrounding his collapse? How did the humans end up besting this 10ft/100ft tall beast? You'll have to listen to find out...you'll also have to listen to find out what we think of the script overall. Did we suddenly decide we love it? After six solid weeks of absolute disgust, do we change our minds? Perhaps we're the biggest Godzilla ...

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Six

November 20, 2013 05:38 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

Oh no! It's time for Godzilla to attack again! But don't worry, he'll only do this once more...Because this is the penultimate episode of our Godzilla read-through! This week things get...weird. How big is Godzilla? What the fuck were they thinking doing all this stuff with the eggs? Exactly how did this get made!? FIND OUT AND ENJOY! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start back at Part One! Additionally: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!  ...

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Five

November 14, 2013 03:00 - 35.6 MB

Welcome to Part Five of Studio Rejects, where alliances are forming, and we are heading into the final act of Godzilla! Who is that crazy french Ray-Romano-Man who put a tracking device in the Mayor's hair? Where is Godzilla hiding? Will worm guy give up? Will he fall in love? WE'RE GOING TO KNOW SOON! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start back at Part One! Additionally: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!        @WillRogers2000!          Y...

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Four

November 06, 2013 06:06 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MB

Guess what? A monster is about to attack! A Godzilla-monster! In this action-packed episode of Studio Rejects, Godzilla finally strikes! Join us as we get genuinely confused by Godzilla's abilities! Haven't heard any of the previous parts? Don't worry, here's a recap: So far: worms, Shaquille O'Neal, hair, Catman....Or just listen to the show where we give a true recap. ENJOY! Find more crazy nonsense over at www.WillAndBobby.com or follow us on Twitter! @WillRogers2000 @BobbyKoester Part...

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Three

October 31, 2013 06:16 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MB

Things are already heating up in Godzilla...you know, relatively. The monster is hiding in New York City somewhere, which raises a surprising amount of questions. Why the hell would Godzilla have any interest in spending any time in NY? How the hell did it manage to hide without anyone seeing anything? Is there a chance this movie isn't written well?? We may never know for sure. Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start back at Part One! Additionally: WillAndBo...

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Two

October 23, 2013 03:40 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MB

First of all: we're sorry we skipped last week. We missed you as much as you missed us. Anyway, we're jumping in right where we left off, with some sort of silly Godzilla-like creature sneaking around attacking boats, while a love triangle is established between a woman, a man, and some worms! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start back at Part One! Additionally: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!        @WillRogers2000!          YouTube! ...

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part One

October 10, 2013 01:42 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MB

Welcome to Studio Rejects, now featuring 100% more lizard! We're digging into the first draft of 1998's Godzilla staring Matthew Broderick - action hero! It's already pretty thrilling, what with it's one million characters and abundant worm info. Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Additionally: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!        @WillRogers2000!          YouTube! Part Two next week!

Studio Rejects: McGoop

October 04, 2013 01:05 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MB

BOOM, friends! Welcome to this week's SECOND episode of Studio Rejects! We just wrapped up Freddy vs. Jason on Tuesday (click here if you missed it!), so now we are of course examining some poor writing of our own, before we start up another amazing movie next week. The project we've got for you this time is one which we've never talked about in any show, or in any Will and Bobby Wrote Something  post: McGoop I don't want to say anything more. Click here to listen! We actually have a ton ...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part Eight - THE END

October 01, 2013 11:12 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MB

We did it, we actually did it. Freddy vs. Jason has come to an end! The shit hits the fan as Meagan, Stormie, Erwin, Murdoch, Freddy, and Jason finally duke it out at a TV station which is also a church. Freddy continues to piss us off, and now even Jason is annoying...fuck...I'm just so happy it's over...ENJOY! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start back at Part One! Additionally: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!        @WillRogers2000! ...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part Seven

September 20, 2013 04:05 - 49 minutes - 45.3 MB

Welcome back to Studio Rejects (sorry for missing last week...listen to this Sunday's Will and Bobby Know Everything for a pseudo explanation)! Here we are with the penultimate part of Freddy vs. Jason! Almost done! In this week's show, things are fucking certainly not becoming clearer, as we spend a lot of time in a jail's shower, catch a brief glimpse of Jason Voorhes, and spend a fucking shocking amount of time with a new character called Boogerman...Christ... Click here to listen! Clic...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part Six

September 06, 2013 02:29 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MB

Kids, it's finally happening. Something. Something is happening. Something is finally fucking happening in Freddy vs. Jason. Things are exploding, things are on fire...nothing makes sense, of course, but at least there's the illusion that the movie is getting better. Jason Voorhes officially enters the film, literally buzzing with energy, before facing off against his nemesis. No, not Freddy Kreuger. His real enemy. Nicholas Cage. Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part Five

August 29, 2013 03:53 - 34 minutes - 31.4 MB

Welcome back to Studio Rejects, where we're reading Part Five of Freddy vs. Jason. Things have gotten even worse, I'm afraid, as we're heading into the final act. We have a bag of body parts, a fucking "nightmaremobile," and we finally see our first death of the movie. It's a grim time for all, but with a classic character coming up on the horizon, we all have a lot to look forward to! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start back at Part One! Additionally: iT...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part Four

August 21, 2013 04:05 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MB

Ladies! Gentlemen! Madmen! Rejects! Welcome to Part FOUR of our reading of Freddy vs. Jason, a script which is actually starting to grow on me. However, it's been so low in my opinion, that even with this new growth, I think it fucking sucks. Anyway, our acting is bargain basement level this week, just like every week, so I hope you enjoy that, and I hope you enjoy this fucking weird show! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start back at Part One! Additionally:...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part Three

August 14, 2013 04:50 - 34 minutes - 31.3 MB

Friends, foes, dreamers, and campers, we are finally BACK with Part Three of Freddy vs. Jason! For the full story on why we took a week off, you'll just have to listen to this week's WBKE! Anyway, holy shit, this script is really delivering the good stuff. I have no earthly idea: 1.) What the fuck is going on, 2.) What they're trying to go to, or 3.) How this movie has anything to do with Jason Voorhes at all...really, why is this called Freddy vs. Jason? Click here to listen! Click here t...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part Two

August 02, 2013 02:26 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

Here we are kids, Freddy vs. Jason Part Two is finally online! Sorry for the snag, but you'll hopefully know what held me up this Sunday on WBKE! Anyway, we're back, this time starting with a movie REVIEW, before we jump back into the script...which...wow...Part One was mostly just weird and dull, but now we're truly seeing that the writer might just have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Fortunately Bobby and I do. So proud of us this week... Click here to listen! Click here to read al...

Studio Rejects: Freddy vs. Jason Part One

July 24, 2013 04:20 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

This week on Studio Rejects we are ACTUALLY starting another long form movie! Of course, it's an original Freddy vs. Jason script, so you know it's going to be a work of art. If this episode is any indication, Bobby and I are master thespians. Fuck, you know the deal, what can I really say? Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Additionally: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!        @WillRogers2000!          YouTube! Next week, FREDDY VS. JASON begins!

Studio Rejects: James Cameron's Spiderman

July 17, 2013 13:48 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MB

Welcome to this week's Episode of Studio Rejects! We have tallied up all your votes, and congratulations, the winner is the boring, weird, confusing mess! We won't be doing this again...Yikes. Fortunately we have a bright future coming in one week. A true art piece. Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Additionally: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!        @WillRogers2000!          YouTube! Next week, FREDDY VS. JASON begins!

Studio Rejects: The Dead Don't Walk - The Office

July 10, 2013 13:40 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

This week on Studio Rejects, we're between movies, which means that Bobby and I are showcasing the bad material we've written ourselves! Listen to some micr0-stories, some old moody poetry of Bobby's and then our second script of The Dead Don't Walk, our ill-timed zombie effort! If you're not familiar with it, you can of course read about it in Will and Bobby Wrote Something, a history of our failed writing. We also want to hear YOUR writing. Old blogs, old poetry, old movie ideas, send them...

Studio Rejects: Prometheus Part Six

July 05, 2013 04:20 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MB

We've made it, everybody! Welcome to the FINAL part of our reading of Alien: Engineers, the original version of what eventually became Prometheus! We finally see xenomorphs ("xeno" meaning "to change," and "morph" meaning "morph..." or something), and we see the original ending, involving a chessboard and some absolute garbage dialogue. We also see....AN ULTRAMORPH! Christ... Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start over from Part One! And then let us know what...

Studio Rejects: Prometheus Part Five

June 26, 2013 04:16 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MB

Welcome to the penultimate episode of our reading of Prometheus. We're clearly headed for the end as we see new Engineer tech, new boneless monsters (with bones), and even the loss of some characters we've grown to love! It's this week that we really see where the final film veered away from the original script, as the events of this episode are basically in no way present in what made it to theaters! Click here to listen! http://traffic.libsyn.com/studiorejects/Studio_Rejects_-_Prometheus...

Studio Rejects: Prometheus Part Four

June 19, 2013 13:26 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

Part Four of Prometheus has begun! For those of you crazy nuts who listened to this week's WBKE, you'll know our guest. If not, then allow me to introduce a brand new Featured Player to the Studio Rejects family: Michael Palmer of the band CMYK! This week we finally have our first huge deviation from the shooting script, and better than that, we finally have our first huge robot butt appearance! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start over from Part One! And t...

Studio Rejects: Prometheus Part Three

June 12, 2013 03:30 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MB

WHOOOOOOA! Hold on to your hat, in this week's episode of Studio Rejects, there are monsters galore! There's even a Terminator! Kind of!  If you know us, then you know exactly what it means when I tell you that Bobby and I are banging on all cylinders this week, so plug some stuff into your human ears, and check out these aliens! Click here to listen! Click here to read along! Click here to start over from Part One! And then let us know what you think: iTunes!                     @Bobby...

Studio Rejects: Prometheus Part Two

June 05, 2013 13:28 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MB

Welcome back, chums! Bobby and I are getting organized in this weeks' Studio Rejects! We'll be DARNED if we're going to have inconsistent characters in this movie. You'll want to know exactly whose walking into the crazy alien temple thing. Is it the fidgety guy? Maybe it's the lady who carries around a plain pizza! Tensions are ramping up, friends, and I dare say we're going to see a monster soon, so: Click here to listen! Click here to read along! And then let us know what you think: i...

Studio Rejects: Prometheus Part One

May 29, 2013 13:37 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MB

Hey all you rejects! We're jumping back into another long-form movie, and I'm excited to say it's the original script behind 2012's Prometheus! This is the script that John Spaihts turned in before Damon Lindelof came in and removed the xenomorphs, and turned the facehuggers into weird cobras! This is basically a prequel to Alien with all the classic aliens, and I can't wait until we see them. This might be the first real script we've read. Also the first good script. Also Bobby and I are be...

Studio Rejects: Arrested Development - The Queen Mary

May 22, 2013 13:38 - 32 minutes - 14.7 MB

Hey guys, I'm really excited for this week's show. At least three years ago, Bobby and I wrote a spec script of Arrested Development as a way to show both our writing ability and our ability to match the "voice," of any show. While spec scripts are really common among aspiring writers, they are, essentially, fan fiction, and that is especially true for us, as we're both pretty rabid fans of this show. We tried to write an episode that could kind of/sort of take place after the end of the th...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Ten - THE END

May 16, 2013 03:48 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MB

We made it. I don't know how, but we made it. RUN FOR IT MARTY! Welcome to the FINAL part of our reading of Batman Triumphant! We get more Mayor Krol, more Crispin Glover, and even a quick taste of Dean Roland. I can't believe it's really over. It wraps up in a surprisingly not-horrible way, so get listening, kids! Click HERE to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! And then: iTunes!                     @BobbyKoester!                 Facebook!    ...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Nine

May 08, 2013 13:35 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

Kaboom, kids, we're barrelling straight towards the grand finale of this weird movie.All the key characters are coming together, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, The Scarecrow, Mayor Krol (!), and Harley Quinn. Basically this is the most exciting thing that will ever happen to you. So click HERE to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! And then: iTunes!                     @BobbyKoester!                 Facebook!                @WillR...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Eight

May 01, 2013 13:41 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MB

Good news, everyone! Mayor Krol the Troll is back in action, along with a new character we've put a lot of seasoning on: Officer Pinkus! These characters far outshine Batman and Robin, who seem to be the most boring superheroes ever. Thank god Bobby and I are award winning actors. Click here to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! And then: iTunes!                     @BobbyKoester!                 Facebook!                @WillRogers2000!        ...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Seven

April 24, 2013 15:28 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MB

Kabooya, everybody, and welcome to part Seven of our reading of Batman Triumphant! Things are still chugging along...Scarecrow is still doing...something. And I'm very excited at all the mentions of Dean Roland and Mayor Krol that pop up in this part of the script, because it suggests we'll see them/hear them/think about them again someday! So click here to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! And then: iTunes!                     @BobbyKoester!  ...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Six

April 17, 2013 13:46 - 26 minutes - 12.2 MB

Woohoo, clowns! We're back with Part Six (!) of our reading of Batman Triumphant! Joining us this week is Jesse P-S of Podawful. He was already dressed like Harley Quinn when we went to his place, so it was basically written in the stars that he'd do an episode of Studio Rejects. Anyway: Click here to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! And then: iTunes!                     @BobbyKoester!                 Facebook!                @WillRogers2000! ...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Five

April 10, 2013 04:05 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MB

Aaaand we're back! So we missed a week...sue us.  You won't...You won't... Anyway, things really heat up in this episode, especially toward the end when all of a sudden the world goes mad. It's not really the fault of the script though. It's mostly because of our weird jokes. Couldn't be more proud. Click here to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! And then: iTunes!             @BobbyKoester!         Facebook!        @WillRogers2000!          Y...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Four

March 27, 2013 13:27 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MB

Wake up, shake up, time to wake up, everybody, because old Bob Koester and I are back with more Batman Triumphant! We're evolving the concept of the show a bit, and we've decided we're going to start off with a bit of movie news. We're also going with slightly longer episodes, so I hope you enjoy that. If you don't, just chill...the man with the gentle face shows up at the end! Click here to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! Also, we refer to an...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Three

March 20, 2013 10:59 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

WHOA, holy frijoles you guys, we're at Part Three of our reading of Batman Triumphant, one of the dullest bad movies around! We're picking up right where we left off, with Scarecrow holding a gun and talking to that gentle faced man from last time. Listen as we struggle to understand basic action, and especially perk your ears up toward the end, because we need your help! Click here to listen! Click HERE to read along! Or click HERE to start over from Part One! And then: iTunes!        ...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part Two

March 13, 2013 12:33 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MB

Hey guys, welcome to Part Two of our reading of Batman Triumphant. While the script is actually not technically horrible, it definitely sucks. It's also almost definitely not a real movie, but I have no intention of doing any research whatsoever, so for all I know this is the real deal. Anyway, this week Bobby and I go hog fucking wild. I always forget this show exists, so while I was editing it, it was brand new to me...and holy shit did I laugh...especially at our Mr. Freeze joke...But I'm...

Studio Rejects: Batman Triumphant Part One

March 06, 2013 15:04 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MB

Yo yo yo, here we go! We're jumping back into reading a full-length script, fools, and in case you haven't been keeping up with us on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Geocities, Deadjournal, Sproingle, Sprinkle, Spronkle, and Bozone, the movie we're reading is...wait for it: BATMAN TRIUMPHANT! This is the amazing movie that would have been made after Batman & Robin, if that hack Christopher Nolan hadn't washed all the neon and nipples away! Bobby and I really flex our muscles in this episode, yo...

Studio Rejects: The Dead Don't Walk - The Alley

February 27, 2013 14:42 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MB

BOOOOOM, everybody! Studio Rejects is back with a completely new script to read! This week, we're taking a look at a script that we actually wrote, ourselves! It's from a show we came up with back in about 2008/2009 called The Dead Don't Walk! It's a weird zombie show, with a pretty cool premise, that we wrote poorly. If you want to read about the show's background, the full story can be found in Will and Bobby Wrote Something on WillAndBobby.com! So click here to listen! Click here to rea...

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