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STARBURST Radio Podcast

331 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratings

The Official Podcast of STARBURST Magazine. The World's longest running magazine of Sci-Fi Horror Fantasy. Brought to you by the Editors of STARBURST Magazine. All the latest news and reviews from your favourite genres.

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Episodes

Episode 2.2: The Magic Circle

January 01, 2013 22:21 - 1 hour - 78.6 MB

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.2: The Magic Circle In which Mike Royce remembers the ups and downs of Gerry Anderson, contemplates a radical new employment strategy, and reveals the horror of "Double XP Weekend". Kris Heys exposes the lengths that some people will go to when coveting a digital sword, says "long form storytelling" more than once, and explains why Blu-ray ruined his E.T. Christmas! All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online

Episode 2.1: Yak Off!

December 21, 2012 15:09 - 1 hour - 100 MB

The Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.1: Yak Off! In which Kris Heys states the case for a Max Rebo movie, confirms his copyright in an upcoming rim job, introduces the Porno Rangers, and gives a massive thumbs down for Idris Elba. Mike Royce decides to advertise the new issue of Starburst by insulting most of the readers, chooses Panama Hatty’s over Jamie Oliver, and is more than relieved to see the back of the radio station voodoo doll. Starburst Shauna joins the show, makes a creepy new...

Starburst Radio Podcast 25th November 2012

November 26, 2012 20:17 - 2 hours - 98.2 MB

Stardate 25th November 2012 [The Farewell To Twilight Special] In which Mike Royce explains why actors on The Walking Dead might not want a pay rise, why his favourite month now might be ‘Djanguary’, and reveals his utter contempt for ‘Black Friday’. Kris Heys explains the phenomena of ‘Battle Damaged VHS’, the horrors of his Lost DVD boxset, and the truth behind Captain America’s flesh prosthetic. The future of Starburst Radio is revealed. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is reviewed, and the...

Starburst Radio Podcast 18th November 2012

November 21, 2012 21:20 - 3 hours - 127 MB

Stardate 18th November 2012 [The Season Finale] In which Kris Heys explains the correct etiquette for pronouncing ‘Boogeyman’, examines the potential consequences of William Shatner visiting Haddonfield, and reminisces over ‘Freddie’s Nightmares’. Mike Royce has a rant about a powerful fruit organisation, finds the parentage of ‘Nick Fury Jnr’ highly dubious, and manages to fit in a routine Lars Von Trier meltdown. The latest issue of Starburst is revealed, Skyfall is reviewed and THAT Star ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 21st October 2012

October 22, 2012 04:50 - 2 hours - 91 MB

Stardate 21st October 2012 [The Crumbly Cod Special] In which Mike Royce expresses his disbelief over trailer trailers, explains when winged creatures appear, reveals his new favourite animated series, and delivers some rather forthright ‘advice’ for Wally PFister! Kris Heys reveals the Hulk perversions of his youth, puts his money on ‘The Avengers’ in the forthcoming battle, Prefers a bearded Brad Pitt over Captain Birdseye, and is dismayed that the arrival of ‘Antman’ heralds the imminent ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 14th October 2012

October 20, 2012 21:54 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Stardate 14th October 2012 [The TV "not very" Special] In which Kris Heys is shocked by Gollum’s knob, confesses his ‘front row phobia’, before being struck down by ‘Driller Killer’ amnesia. Mike Royce doesn’t have a clue where to watch ‘American Horror Story’, reminisces over the real Punch & Judy, explains the dangers of rectal fireworks, and just can’t get his head around the ‘Hobbit Trilogy’. ‘Arrow’ and ‘Dexter’ are reviewed, while the preparations get underway for ‘The Starburst Reader...

Starburst Radio Podcast 30th September 2012

October 03, 2012 20:52 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Stardate 30th September 2012 [The Time Travel / Tech Disaster Special] In which Mike Royce freaks out over conspiracy theories, offers a job to the show’s greatest critic, and is really not having 10,000 years of ‘Groundhog Day’. Kris Heys reclassifies the species of the Whale, demands clarity regarding ‘Hellboy Bestiality’, and is utterly dismayed at the performance of ‘Dredd’ at the US box office. Dominic Keating from ‘Star Trek: Enterprise’ is interviewed, ‘Looper’ is reviewed and the St...

Starburst Radio Podcast 23rd September 2012

September 28, 2012 04:36 - 2 hours - 98.5 MB

Stardate 23rd September 2012 In which Kris Heys is dismayed at the ever increasing length of the show, has a problem with character amnesia, wants to avoid ‘Buffy Snakes’, but wouldn’t say no to a pet dragon. Mike Royce discusses the horror of Argos jewellery, appreciates girls that do the splits at ‘Thanksgiving’, can’t get his head around ‘Gollum’s Song’, and has a ‘Young Bond’ meltdown over sex, booze, and gambling. ‘Friday Night Frights’ is introduced to the World, issue 381 of Starburst...

Starburst Radio Podcast 16th September 2012

September 18, 2012 19:13 - 3 hours - 131 MB

Stardate 16th September 2012 In which Mike Royce ponders his preferred plan for a ‘Ghost Train breakdown’, reveals the horrors of ‘The Heart Attack Grill’ in Vegas, and finds the latest instalment of ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ to be completely bewildering. Kris Heys reveals what ISN’T this generation’s new ‘Matrix’, gives Artie Fufkin yet another action movie recommendation, and issues a public safety warning over [Rec 3]. ‘Dredd’ is reviewed, the new Robocop causes consternation, and the...

Starburst Radio Podcast 26th August 2012

August 30, 2012 17:34 - 2 hours - 96.1 MB

Stardate 26th August 2012 In which Kris Heys finds an appreciation for Jonah Hex, yet again defends his Muppet Babies, and seeks clarity on the dark penis of Darth Vader. Mike Royce discusses a very different brand of ‘Curly Wurly’, gives his verdict on Young Bond, and explains exactly what he thinks of 9/11 and Moon Landing conspiracy theorists. Neil Armstrong and Tony Scott are remembered. Whilst Total Recall is reviewed and discussed... All recordings are issued under official license fr...

Starburst Radio Podcast 12th August 2012

August 16, 2012 19:49 - 2 hours - 109 MB

Stardate 12th August 2012 In which Mike Royce prefers future sports to the Olympics, names and shames the Cinema chain that really doesn’t give a toss, then plunges the show into a politically incorrect nightmare. Kris Heys reveres the ‘Snickers Maximus’, explains that everything is better with a monkey, then tears down a British Institution. The identity of the REAL Ronald McDonald is debated, the future of Judge Dredd is discussed, and the contenders apply for ‘The Starburst Space Olympics...

Starburst Radio Podcast 29th July 2012

July 30, 2012 20:03 - 2 hours - 104 MB

Stardate 29th July 2012 In which Kris Heys has ‘Ghostbusters 2’ scale issues, gets very excited over ‘Battle Royale’ the TV Series (minus urine), and suffers ‘Weird Science’ turd confusion. Mike Royce referees the John Barry v Duran Duran v A-ha face off, gets stood up by the Human Centipede Guy, and has a meltdown over Eton that gets the show into really hot water! The third Hobbit movie and the return of ‘Blake’s 7’ are discussed, and we answer the question on all your lips. "Who do you wa...

Starburst Radio Podcast 22nd July 2012

July 26, 2012 05:31 - 3 hours - 129 MB

Stardate 22nd July 2012 [The Usual Tech Disaster Special] In which Mike Royce has to deal with psycho phone in sessions, gives a touching eulogy to "her that has just died", and is really uncertain about Captain America sidekick - the Falcon. Kris Heys breaks a dredded embargo via Morse Coughs, faces the renewed outrage of a Twitterfied Artie Fufkin, and demands to see a Jawa naked. The Dark Knight Rises is reviewed, Lucy can’t be heard (unlike Insect Lady), and the upcoming movies from Mar...

Starburst Radio Podcast 15th July 2012

July 18, 2012 17:03 - 3 hours - 120 MB

Stardate 15th July 2012 [The live-not-live Funeral Special] In which Kris Heys brings you ‘Clockstoppers’ Live, is excited over Marvel’s new short, but spoilers ‘The Avengers’, and makes enquiries into Spacehopper mythology. Mike Royce deals with his funeral arrangements and who is banned from attending, isn’t sure what to make of ‘Game Of Jeromes’, and forgets to deliver the goods for the shiny new sponsor. [Actually, really sponsored by MCM Expo. Seriously - a real sponsor at last!] All...

Starburst Radio Podcast 11th July 2012

July 13, 2012 05:19 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

Stardate 11th July 2012 In which Mike Royce sings the praises of Cory McAbee, is not exactly shedding tears over Amy and Rory, and thinks that movie characters get to steal clothes way too easily. Kris Heys explains the next chapter for Chucky, does not accept that Digital Discs are Versatile, and explains where it all went wrong for Shama-Lama-Ding-Dong. Jason Connery gets a savaging, Parkour is explained, Incompetent Hash bars are discussed and The Amazing Spider-Man is reviewed in depth.....

Starburst Radio Podcast 1st July 2012

July 02, 2012 20:36 - 2 hours - 102 MB

Stardate 1st July 2012 [The "Starburst Extreme" Episode] In which Kris Heys discusses his childhood "Monster" encounter, showcases his comedy cold voice, launches a "Reaper" investigation, and showcases the horrors of the Cinema Screamer. Mike Royce reveals the unknown previous Doctor Whos, reveals how B7 Actor Paul Darrow dealt with an extremely harsh critic, and delivers the most inept obituary ever! Also starring Captain Popin, The Hat, and introducing Midget Bardot. Chaos reigns as Star...

Starburst Radio Podcast 17th June 2012

June 21, 2012 20:52 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Stardate 17th June 2012 [Father’s Day "Special"] In which Mike Royce forgets the Competitions, admits a horrendous mistake, regrets his failed entry into Simian art, and decides the date of his death on an Ad break. Kris Heys reveals the antics of the Star Wars Dwarf Sex Pest, gets worryingly excited over a Japanese robot book, and sports a fetching Jaden Smith schlong. Cosmopolis is reviewed, history is changed as the first DVD Boxset goes on sale in the mid 80’s, and Artie Fufkin returns t...

Starburst Radio Podcast 10th June 2012

June 12, 2012 21:43 - 2 hours - 100 MB

Stardate 10th June 2012 [The Casper Vs Jesus Christ Special] In which Kris Heys comes under fire for his piratical tendencies, struggles with his grubby DVD phobias, has a honeycombe attack during the break, and finally enters the Dollhouse. Mike Royce gets out the toffee hammer for neilgodfreyy2k, ponders Russian Roulette with scotch eggs, is upset that Moon Nazis are missing out on the multiplexes, and outs a sacked Radio Station presenter and his "problem" in an accidental live phone in. ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 3rd June 2012

June 06, 2012 22:18 - 2 hours - 106 MB

Stardate 3rd June 2012 [The Prometheus and Sheep’s Brain Special] In which Mike Royce locks himself out of the Radio Station, offers free babysitting services, has a major problem with his crazy Scientologist mate, and asks the big quest ion ‘Is ET a boy?’ Kris Heys celebrates his birthday on air, foreshadows the imminent end of Movie Piracy, and brings us up to date news on the real life Zombie crisis. Prometheus is reviewed, Will Smith’s happy slapping session is discussed, and we look bac...

Starburst Radio Podcast 20th May 2012

May 24, 2012 22:34 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Stardate 20th May 2012 In which Kris Heys reveals his favourite movie of all time, welcomes back ‘The Lawnmower Man’, and reveals the ultimate ‘Stuffed Crust Nightmare’. Mike Royce gets his voice back in time to deliver the guide to ‘Militant Doctor Who Fandom’, the guide to ‘Comic Book Cities’ and gets in the bad books of George Lucas. The new J.J. Abrams show ‘Revolution’ is previewed and we examine whether Tim Burton’s ‘Dark Shadows’ is really all that bad? All recordings are issued und...

Starburst Radio Podcast 6th April 2012

May 09, 2012 14:21 - 2 hours - 113 MB

Stardate 6th April 2012 [The Avengers Special] In which Mike Royce is evasive on the subject of ‘frothy android milk’, is glad that Ridley Scott has left Sherwood far behind him, and reveals the truth behind THAT Avengers insult. Kris Heys demands a prequel confession, goes way too far on the subject of vampiric hair care, and want the ultimate Tarzan Vs Predator Vs Nazis smackdown. The Avengers is copiously reviewed, we look at child actors who grew up ugly, and we ask Starburst readers "Is...

Starburst Radio Podcast 22nd April 2012

April 25, 2012 22:04 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Stardate 22nd April 2012 [The Inaugural meeting of the Manchester Guy Pierce Fan Club] In which Kris Heys becomes an Urban Sci-Fi Warrior, relives the night of his failed mass exodus, is distraught over his Helena with no box, and really hopes HIS Lobo is finally on the way. Mike Royce gives the ‘Benny Hill’ treatment to Slur Ben Kingsley, continues his rants over cinema etiquette, and explains why Secret Identities just don’t cut it these days. Zowie Bowie faces off against Jennifer Lynch,...

Starburst Radio Podcast 15th April 2012

April 19, 2012 19:21 - 2 hours - 113 MB

Stardate 8th April 2012... [The Slur Ben Kingsley Special] In which Mike Royce thinks the young Jeff Bridges was way ahead of his time, calls out a certain Sci-Fi mag for tweeting out Casino Ads to its readers, explains why Rihanna is as thick as a Donkey, then calls out ‘Sir’ Ben Kingsley for _________ Kris Heys brings you the latest from his ‘Movie Insiders’, doesn’t like Russell what’s his name from Salford singing ‘Star Trek’ themes, suffers a ‘stuffed crust nightmare’, and calls time ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 8th April 2012

April 10, 2012 17:46 - 2 hours - 107 MB

Stardate 8th April 2012... In which Kris Heys takes a stand on Clone Equality, explains why ‘Jacob’s Ladder’ should never be used in a review, reveals what VHS fuzziness REALLY means, and definitely doesn’t want triplets. Mike Royce hates ‘Predators’ trailer lies, narrates ‘The Perils Of PAYPAL Pitfalls’, and shares his favourite product placement EVER. ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ and ‘Comic Book Men’ are reviewed, ‘The Blue Box Podcast’ is launched, and ‘Wrath Of The Titans’ red carpet nightm...

Starburst Radio Podcast 4th April 2012

April 06, 2012 03:38 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

Stardate 4th April 2012... In which Mike Royce and his ugly hero have a massive problem with Mass Effect 3, is frustrated with mismatched superhero video game fist fights, creates The Scarlet Widow, and bemoans the running times of recent blockbusters. Kris Heys discusses the mighty consoles of Earl Strider, manages to speed up production of The Hunger Games sequel by a year, reveals the future path of Marvel Studios, and brings us up to speed with the latest from the ‘retirement’ of grumpy ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 25th March 2012

March 28, 2012 03:01 - 3 hours - 102 MB

Stardate 25th March 2012... [Featuring Uncle Ugly Nathan Fillion] In which Kris Heys reveals the woes of ’John Carter’, reminisces over ‘Smurfgate’, reveals more from ‘Cinema Piracy Chronicles’, and gives us all ‘Webisode 101’. Mike Royce gets way too excited over abandoned Fairgrounds, engages in daylight saving time mind games, hates mirrored space combat, and has a slip up that reveals his troubled history with cockerel distributed movie companies. The new ‘Battlestar Galactica’ spin off...

Starburst Radio BONUS Podcast 22nd March 2012

March 23, 2012 01:41 - 1 hour - 48.5 MB

Stardate 22nd March 2012... [The Starburst Radio 1st Birthday Special Bonus Episode] In which Mike Royce reveals the nice guy of ‘Red Dwarf’, reminisces over the Doctors broken companion, outs Kris’s bad habit to his mum, and blows the lid off ‘The National Leprechaun Museum’. Kris Heys hates Actor recycling, is happy to have Catherine Tate in the office, reviews ‘The Madness of Ken Barlow’, and provides the complete guide to ‘The Garbage Pail Kids’. The new ‘Doctor Who’ companion is discus...

Starburst Radio Podcast 18th March 2012

March 21, 2012 08:21 - 3 hours - 95.2 MB

Stardate 18th March 2012... [The Starburst Radio 1st Birthday Special] In which Kris Heys brings ‘unobtainium’ to the common man, has the longest ‘the’ on radio, introduces celebrity sulks and the sci-fi brothel. Mike Royce hosts ‘Photoshop Frankenstein cover nightmares’, attacks a certain lady author, and demands the return of curtains in order to save the Cinema experience. A new intro does not quite work out, the bad habits of Carrie Fisher are discussed, and Starburst celebrates its fi...

Starburst Radio Podcast 14th March 2012

March 16, 2012 00:15 - 3 hours - 90.2 MB

Stardate 14th March 2012... In which Mike Royce tells burnt out celebrity horror stories, examines Tiswas and Swap Shop class warfare, shares his pathological hatred of dog movies, has a real problem with Sleeping Beauty, and isn’t impressed with the recent CV of Alex Winter. Kris Heys remembers the ‘Funky Bunker’, is unsure about Time Travel in ‘My Two Dads’, reveals the truth behind the William Shatner ‘Halloween’ mask, and uncovers the evils of Ehren Kruger and the OTHER ending of Scream ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 4th March 2012

March 05, 2012 21:24 - 3 hours - 91.1 MB

Stardate 4th March 2012... In which Kris Heys investigates mysterious gruds, is not enamoured with Spidey comedy wisecracks, refuses a meal with Stan Lee and Nelson Mandela , and wonders why he is the only person with one of THOSE carpets. Mike Royce chooses Doctor Doom in the fight against racism, is not fooled by 1970’s plastic Dinosaurs, wonders why Peter Parker doesn’t make millions from his patents, and is really hoping he is right about Fin Fang Foom. The reason for the last minute ‘Av...

Starburst Radio Podcast Special Number 3 of 3

March 02, 2012 19:36 - 3 hours - 89.6 MB

FROM THE ARCHIVES - from 'long thought lost' recordings we proudly present a Bonus Show - The THIRD ever edition of the Starburst Radio Show Stardate 2nd April 2011 [The STARBURST RADIO SHOW is about to begin its third ever show, when Mike Royce accidentally takes the radio Station off the air...] In Which Mike Royce is upset by Crypt Keeper Douglas, wants Gotham to be Gotham, gives the lowdown on his worst Movie ever, and has serious problems with the Green Goblin's Butler. Kris Heys isn'...

Starburst Radio Podcast 19th February 2012

February 19, 2012 19:57 - 2 hours - 89.6 MB

Stardate 19th February 2012... [In very impressive ‘Regularvision’] In which Mike Royce goes major Troll Hunting reveals the truth behind the British Home Stores Escalator Massacre, discovers anti-curb crawling power walking, and throws down the gauntlet over Sequels with a ‘Too’. Kris Heys chastises Jenny R. Gutter, doesn’t acknowledge ‘2D’, exposes the truth behind pebbled nipples and tails, destroys the real ITV, and searches for the secret of the ooze. Artie fufkin returns just as Starb...

Starburst Radio Podcast 12th February 2012

February 12, 2012 21:30 - 3 hours - 92.1 MB

Stardate 12th February 2012... In which Kris Heys plays Basketball with Chaka Demus and Pliers, has a lethal altercation with the Dad of Megan Fox, ensures that Robert Tapert is not a celebrated Director, and introduces the Indiana Jones Star Wars cameo. Mike Royce Illustrates the Sean Connery method of marriage counselling, thanks David Hasslehoff for Eastern Bloc printers, puts Space 1999 under physics scrutiny, and wonders what went wrong when the banana skids went missing. Graham introdu...

Starburst Radio Podcast 5th February 2012

February 05, 2012 21:43 - 3 hours - 85.9 MB

Stardate 5th February 2012... [It’s Mike Vs Kris in the Final of High Stakes James Bond Top Trumps] In which Mike Royce deletes Lemsip, awards a movie 11 out of 10, provides a guide to buying clothes from Asda, is poisoned by 91% ‘Spiritus’, and introduces the January Drones ‘Stiffometer’. Kris Heys hates films slipping through his neck, examines ‘Spidey-Realism’, doesn’t know when to lick his hand, and displays an unhealthy knowledge of the ‘My Little Pony’ mythos. Chronicle is reviewed. T...

Starburst Radio Podcast 29th January 2012

January 29, 2012 09:13 - 3 hours - 92 MB

Stardate 29th January 2012... In which Kris Heys celebrates Chinese New Year (Year of the News Editor), gives the lowdown on Mr Mannequin Hands, gets his boxes mixed up, and finally gets his Hot Twopic. Mike Royce suffers Tech Disaster week 2, Car Park Disaster week 1, then, realising that there is no show, breaks out a session of High Stakes James Bond Top Trumps. Details of the Return of Starburst Magazine are finally revealed, attempts are made to turn more Professional, Twitler goose st...

Starburst Radio Podcast 22nd January 2012

January 22, 2012 09:21 - 3 hours - 92.5 MB

Stardate 22nd January 2012... [The ‘Thirty Minutes later affair’.] In which Mike Royce reveals the surgery sadness of Kelly LeBrock, provides an honest appraisal of Daniel Ratface, and reveals when a gift is not a gift. Kris Heys reveals the secret location of 3 legged Cats, encounters The Man With Mannequin Hands, and reveals his Psycho Camping Night Of Terror. Underworld: Awakening is reviewed, George Lucas tires of the Internet Trolls, and the Cinema Taboo of ‘The Walkout’ is discussed.....

Starburst Radio Podcast 15th January 2012

January 15, 2012 09:35 - 3 hours - 89 MB

Stardate 15th January 2012... [The ‘Pity Star’ Appeal Special] In which Kris Heys continues with his ‘Single Location Horror’ lectures, explores the origin of the Ouija Board and his personal Nutter, before having his ‘Hot Twopics’ cut off. Mike Royce attacks Genre Ageism, defends the Flintstones, and exposes your Animated Fetishes. A shock movie shelving occurs, and ‘The Darkest Hour’ provokes a truly incendiary movie review – Prepare to be ‘Skylined’... [Not sponsored by Old Skool Coca-C...

Starburst Radio Podcast 8th January 2012

January 08, 2012 09:39 - 3 hours - 86.8 MB

Stardate 8th January 2012... [Welcome to The Joey Boots Show] In which Mike Royce meets Halo Jones, engages in Child Abandonment, introduces Food Court Class Warfare, and awards Lily Collins a ‘Mekon Award’. Kris Heys regales us with his Pie Laughing but Hodless Quarry Chronicles, refuses to avail, takes the hatchet to Leonardo Dicraprio, and introduces the world to the ‘Single Location Horror’ genre. Dead Heads is reviewed amidst a real life Zombie attack, we reveal the most non-pc Top 10 ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 4th January 2012

January 04, 2012 09:42 - 1 hour - 158 MB

Stardate 4th January 2012... [Welcome To Our NEW YEAR THINGY] Starburst Editors Mike Royce and Kris Heys bring you a New Year extravaganza of Whiskey Stones, Opal Fruits, Toast Protocols, Creepy Dad Brosnan, and the Starburst Guide To What Not To Watch When Drunk at Christmas ... [Sponsored by The Manhood of Martin Unsworth] All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.

Starburst Radio Podcast 27th December 2011

December 27, 2011 09:46 - 2 hours - 63.5 MB

Stardate 27th December 2011... Starburst Editors Mike Royce and Kris Heys bring you a festive saga of headless dogs, psychotic fist bumps, Chris Ingle's greatest Tweets, a controversial house call from The Doctor, and the most overrated sequel of all time... All recordings are issued under official license from Manchester Radio Online.

Starburst Radio Podcast 18th December 2011

December 18, 2011 09:55 - 3 hours - 89.4 MB

Stardate 18th December 2011... In which Mike Royce explores the downside of Abram’s Star Trek, has ceramic reindeers in August, offers good advice to the agent of Rutger Hauer, and regrets bouncing people off car bonnets. Kris Heys delivers ‘Mighty Kris’ judgements to Mel Gibson and M. Night Shyamalan, reaffirms his bromance with Jason Statham, and wants a ret-conned James Bond Moon Landing. Zachary Quinto comes out and Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows is reviewed - It’s Christmas with Sta...

Starburst Radio Podcast 11th December 2011

December 11, 2011 09:57 - 2 hours - 79.5 MB

Stardate 11th December 2011... [The 2012 Preview Special Accidentally Part 3 of 3] In which Kris Heys is horrified at DVD Whosploitation, is nostalgic for Kenner Toy Ads, and picks the wrong Star Trek franchise to get on board with. Mike Royce hosts the big Film Bomb Debate, criticises the handling of Shia Labeouf by ‘The Mighty Kris’, wants to organise a Twilight Lynch Mob, and introduces Nathan Fillion’s ugly brother. Missing episodes of Doctor Who surface, Artmageddon returns with ‘Anoth...

Starburst Radio Podcast 4th December 2011

December 04, 2011 10:01 - 3 hours - 86.1 MB

Stardate 4th December 2011... [The 2012 Preview Special Accidentally Part 2 of 3] In which Mike Royce provides the Buyers Guide to Cuckoo Clocks, is not happy with gang related Who Regenerations, and sticks it to Gemma Artyone and Jeremy Remboy. Kris Heys defends his role in 'PezGate', brings back 'Kris’s Kurses', is nervous about funky hand reshoots, and exposes his hardback phobias. The New Who Movie is further debated, The Thing prequel is reviewed, and a nostalgia blast is provided by t...

Starburst Radio Podcast 27th November 2011

November 27, 2011 10:14 - 3 hours - 91.4 MB

Stardate 27th November 2011... [The 2012 Preview Special Accidentally Part 1 of 3] In which Kris Heys hates lazy Things, is confused by Yoda flogging Pot Noodles, wants to be the new agent for poor Ahmed Best, whilst crying into mirrors and making wick free candles. Mike Royce has no time for ‘Touristy Madness’, espouses the genius of Mr Scoville, pimps out Celebrity Graves, forgets to plug in the laptop yet again, and fails to realise that Tatooine is not actually a Country in Northern Af...

Starburst Radio Podcast 20th November 2011

November 20, 2011 10:17 - 3 hours - 90.9 MB

Stardate 20th November 2011... In which Mike Royce investigates filmmaker crimes against Video games, has a night out with Patrick Stewart, unravels the Star Wars Timeline, and introduces the World to the Control Unit for National Terrorism. Kris Heys discusses shark jumping double taking pigeons, ponders the Borg minimum wage, continues to unravel the mystery of The Sith Ewok, and remembers Roddy McDowall’s Video Games Arcade in Stockport, England. The Real Villain in the James Bond Movies ...

Starburst Radio Podcast 13th November 2011

November 13, 2011 10:20 - 3 hours - 87.2 MB

Stardate 13th November 2011... In which Kris Heys doesn’t like Ray Liotta fry ups, doesn’t believe in Indian Jones OAP, experiences the horrors of Claudia Winkleman, and thinks that Mata Hari is a lovely bloke! Mike Royce examines primal computer noises, defends fridges and crystal skulls, before succumbing to a full blown ‘Lego Meltdown’. ‘The Immortals is reviewed, and the future of CD, DVD, and Blu-Ray is debated. There is Human Centipede porn, and the Hopkins Vs Cox ‘Hannibal Lector face...

Starburst Radio Podcast 6th November 2011

November 06, 2011 10:24 - 3 hours - 96.1 MB

Stardate 6th November 2011... In which Mike Royce is bewildered by the use of a Soundtrack in ‘Found Footage’ Movies, finds ‘The Porn Witch Project’ not viable, can’t tolerate ‘Beardy Bonds’, and is still struggling to get ‘Happy Home Invaders’ off the ground. Kris Heys recovers from his Indoor Fireworks headache, shrugs off Outdoor Fireworks shrapnel, revisits ‘Johnny English Stillborn’, and Officially moves Thanksgiving Day to the 4th of November. Starburst gets it’s first zero rated Movi...

Starburst Radio Podcast 30th October 2011

October 30, 2011 10:27 - 3 hours - 88.5 MB

Stardate 30th October 2011... In which Kris Heys engages in Twick or Tweet , introduces everyone to ‘Kickstarter’, issues warnings about spelunking, and exposes the secret peas of Orson Welles. Mike Royce really likes ‘Livid’, tells the saga of ‘The Man Turned Fridge’, and sorts out the Zombies from the Goblins. ‘Airwolf’ shoots down ‘Blue Thunder’, ‘Happy Home Invaders’ has it’s first script meeting, Manimal, Fisher Stevens, Fridgebots, and The Reverend H Chronicles all make unexpected cam...

Starburst Radio Podcast 23rd October 2011

October 23, 2011 10:48 - 3 hours - 86 MB

Stardate 23rd October 2011... In which Mike Royce searches for 'Found Footage' Soundtracks, wants to live on ‘Zombie Diana Island’, loves the fridge, and unleashes the Haunted Dongles. Kris Heys takes a stance on Offensive Muppet Footwear, knows his Pacmen from his Puck Monsters and says No to Jailbreakers and extra Stormtroopers. 'The Walking Dead' returns, ‘Doctor Who- Man Love World’ is briefly visited, Sith Ewoks terrorize your local playground, and ‘Secret Starburst Sins’ is born... Al...

Starburst Radio Podcast 16th October 2011

October 16, 2011 10:51 - 3 hours - 94.6 MB

Stardate 16th October 2011... In which kris Heys refuses to imbibe, disrupts the accolades for ‘Theatre Bizarre’, embraces the freedom of Deathshead, and refuses to embrace ‘Cheddar Boy’. Mike Royce is confused by the mechanics of ‘Iron Man Porn’, explains why an A-Lister should never accept a ‘Walker Job’, and agrees that it is A Good Day To Die Hard. ‘3D Musketeers’ and ‘Real Steel’ are reviewed, and ‘The Woman’ is worshipped. Tilda Swinton gets her Lobster Appraisal, ‘The Wicker tree’ ge...