STARBURST Radio Podcast
331 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe Official Podcast of STARBURST Magazine. The World's longest running magazine of Sci-Fi Horror Fantasy. Brought to you by the Editors of STARBURST Magazine. All the latest news and reviews from your favourite genres.
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Episode 5.4: Fifty Shades of Jean Grey
February 20, 2015 21:36 - 1 hour - 107 MBEpisode 5.4: Fifty Shades of Jean Grey In which Shauna Askew reveals the unfortunate drive-in directors cut of The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, and discusses the advantages of Blu-ray over Streaming (and Milton Keynes!). Martin Unsworth explains the shadowy subject of ‘vinegar syndrome’, and discovers the secret origin of Buggypunch. Mike Royce is forcibly cast out from his gallery cinema paradise, and unwittingly participates in the Great Garlic Hoax. It Follows is reviewed, Jupiter Ascendi...
Episode 5.3: Alien Vs Aliens
February 13, 2015 18:55 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBEpisode 5.3: Alien Vs Aliens In which Mike Royce realises that George R.R. Martin attends the same tailor as Dr Strange, exposes the sad truth of John Buscema’s little boy, and can’t believe that Marvel Comics is preparing to snatch defeat from the jaws from victory. Martin Unsworth unveils possibly the biggest genre shitbag shuffle, uncovers a home grown Starburst shitbag shuffle, before completely dismissing the entire back catalogue of a legendary genre director. Shauna Askew ZZZZzzzzzzz...
Episode 5.2: Rusty Comeback
February 08, 2015 14:51 - 1 hour - 96.3 MBEpisode 5.2: Rusty Comeback In which Martin Unsworth embraces his status as the new Starburst "bad boy", then doubles down with a rather unfortunate retro celebrity impersonation. Shauna Askew enlists the help of "Claire" to sabotage the webcam, and reveals who has been buried alive as Neighbours takes a turn to the dark side! Mike Royce reveals why you should never go on a date with an online airline pilot, and really isn’t sure about Sunday visits from Amazon’s Ford Focus Division. Bubble ...
Episode 5.1: Cumbergate
January 30, 2015 18:24 - 1 hour - 105 MBEpisode 5.1: Cumbergate In which Mike Royce makes an unfortunate political confession, reveals his Christmas obsession with Bad Robots, and has a disastrous mixup with some "ozzie girls". Martin Unsworth and his oversized manhood make their Starburst Radio debut, relives his day as a Mad Max Minder, before launching a snide attack at poor old Rom The Space Knight. Starburst Radio returns for it’s fifth series in an epic of contaminated staff, Gotham meltdowns, Denge abuse, and Magna Carta le...
Episode 4.24: Chinema God - aka The Starburst Christmas Special 2014
December 22, 2014 13:01 - 2 hours - 155 MBEpisode 4.24: Chinema God - aka The Starburst Christmas Special 2014 In which Mike Royce explains why you should never mix booze with sci-fi toy valuations on national tv, falls for Shauna’s Halloween hijack, and draws the line on celebrity cameos when a beloved cadaver gets the cyber treatment. Shauna Askew explains that a pencil is made of wood, has her washing up interrupted by Spring-Heeled Jack, and suffers a Christmas webcam bag fail. Polly makes his Starburst radio debut with the help...
Episode 4.23: Cowabunga Cried Raider!
June 28, 2014 17:39 - 2 hours - 135 MBEpisode 4.23: Cowabunga Cried Raider! In which Kris Heys reaches meltdown point over an impromptu Big Brother segment, makes a schoolboy error with his cinema toilet habits, and reveals the origins of his first bush. Mike Royce explains why Starburst Magazine looks a little different in some stores this month, discovers that an old business associate has experienced an embezzlement Groundhog Day, and reminisces over his beloved Squarial. Shauna returns with her synchronised squirrels, is not...
Episode 4.22: Hairwolf
June 19, 2014 18:03 - 1 hour - 108 MBEpisode 4.22: Hairwolf In which Mike Royce explains the shame of the RDJ man crush, is sceptical about the dangers of a mouse without Cosgrove Hall, and reveals the black art of "reverse spoilering". Kris Heys continues to indulge in a spot of Captain America hobbit spotting, springs to the defence of the much maligned Aquaman, and makes a vow never to go "Splerrdunking". Some secret Avengers turn up, the end appears to be nigh for the Resident Evil franchise, and Harrison’s poorly ankle is ...
Episode 4.21: Willy’s Wonky Chocolate Factory
May 30, 2014 19:09 - 1 hour - 98.2 MBEpisode 4.21: Willy’s Wonky Chocolate Factory In which Kris Heys unearths the online skeletons of a new addition to the Star Wars family, debates the love out there for Boba Fett, and gives the inside skinny on what could have gone wrong with Ant-Man. Mike Royce ends up doing an accidental solo slot which does not go well, narrowly survives a lethal pigeon bombing, and does his best to discover his inner Singer. Lou Ferrigno’s life hangs in the balance, X-Men: Days Of Future Past is reviewed...
Episode 4.20: Oola's Right Boobie
May 24, 2014 17:22 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBEpisode 4.20: Oola's Right Boobie In which Mike Royce is drowned out by a disastrous bed, isn’t looking forward to Lucasfilm bringing their "Chopper" out to play, and issues a boycott of 24: Live Another Day. Kris Heys is sabotaged by a mic change, explains the dangers of giant, flat-eating, cannibal, mutant rats, and exposes the real truth behind the Paul McCartney doppelganger. Godzilla is reviewed, who will be the new Han Solo?, and who else should get their own Star Wars spin-off movie? ...
Episode 4.19: Noba
May 17, 2014 20:57 - 1 hour - 97.2 MBEpisode 4.19: Noba In which Kris Heys dishes out the cult tv fatalities list, wants to experience a real life Knightmare, and bemoans the sad state of the Die Hard franchise. Mike Royce chats about the suicide inducing Nadia, is sceptical about the availability of brain eating jobs vacancies, and reaches out to the bronies for an explanation. Salvage 1 is fondly remembered, Denge is bored, and what do we all make of the Constantine trailer? All recordings are issued under official license f...
Episode 4.18: We Are The Future (apparently)
May 10, 2014 20:08 - 1 hour - 96.5 MBEpisode 4.18: We Are The Future (apparently) In which Mike Royce continues with "Educating Denge", can’t get his head around The Daily Beast, but still finds time for a really good wine recommendation. Kris Heys gives everyone the masturbatory overview of the series 24, defends the honour of the mighty Andy Serkis, but still finds time to diss the entire wine industry. Why did rotten Jack Bauer steal our listeners?, what does the real R2-D2 think of the real C3-P0?, and how on earth can we g...
Episode 4.17: Prince Threeway, Chicken Segues, and a Maze Of Turds
April 29, 2014 17:19 - 1 hour - 104 MBEpisode 4.17: Prince Threeway, Chicken Segues, and a Maze Of Turds In which Kris Heys explains why toilet postcard humour ruins his appetite, misses the intro for the second week running, and regails us all with the tale of a double barrelled foreskin. Mike Royce isn’t too impressed with the return of the ever so creepy Mrs Doubtfire, returns from Andercon only to become embroiled in gardeners’ rescue time, and ends the show with a full on Spider-Meltdown. Joss Whedon’s new project is reveal...
Episode 4.16: Timecock
April 18, 2014 20:02 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBEpisode 4.16: Timecock In which Mike Royce tosses the flop, forgets a major Starburst advertiser, then attempts to save the day with the top 10 "seminal" sci-fi movies of all time. Kris Heys recovers from the aftermath of "Macbookmeggon", reveals the merging of the Spider-man and X-Men movies, and discusses his pioneering plan to open a VHS rental shop! Starburst FINALLY delivers a letters page, Divergent is reviewed, hippo boobies cause offence, what are the triumvirate of Sean Connery clas...
Episode 4.15: Sleep Deprivation Special
April 17, 2014 19:41 - 1 hour - 105 MBEpisode 4.15: Sleep Deprivation Special In which Kris Heys admits his secret number phobia, does not equate the original X-Men movie to a fine wine, and brings everyone up to speed with the weird world of NASA nappies. Mike Royce admits his secret issue number phobia, sorts out the clerks from the clarks, and explains how Elvira’s balls can easily undermine job interviews. The Sounds Of Superman are unearthed, the Top Ten Sequel wishlist is discussed, Sparks and Captain America: The Winter S...
Episode 4.14: The Pensionator
March 30, 2014 17:15 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBEpisode 4.14: The Pensionator In which Mike Royce gets the knives out for the head of Fanderson, doesn’t know what to make of the From Dusk Til Dawn tv series, and is still fighting to keep the "requal" from entering the pop culture lexicon. Kris Heys reveals the problems with nazi clown psychos in the workplace, updates us on the tragic tale of Shia Lebeof, and reveals what a murder really is. Starburst Shauna Introduces us to a whole new kind of kindle, reveals her Star Trek beverage of ch...
Episode 4.13: Tosser Rock
March 27, 2014 19:20 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBEpisode 4.13: Tosser Rock In which Kris Heys is confused by his presence on last week’s show, treats us to the grim reaper tour of Blackpool, and only has time for one version of The Matrix (and it isn’t the movies). Mike Royce introduces the "Salt ‘n Shake" kebab, reminisces over the Blackpool hotel funhouse, and accidently reads out some very non-pc emails. What is it with the unprecedented hatred for the Fantastic Four reboot? What is the gaping hole in The Amazing Spider-Man movies? And...
Episode 4.12: Jai Courtney, "Hubba Hubba"
March 23, 2014 19:30 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBEpisode 4.12: Jai Courtney, "Hubba Hubba" In which Mike Royce screws up the mic as usual, conducts a thoroughly pointless retrospective on pre-decimal UK currency, and has a minor thrombosis over some music criticism. Starburst Shauna expressed her unique delight as the latest addition to the Terminator reboot, is dismayed over the fate of Helix on Channel Four. Kris Heys wants Clockstoppers, likes Crank, and thinks pretty much everything is lame. Only Lovers Left Alive is reviewed, the cost...
Episode 4.11: Star Wars Beards
March 18, 2014 03:19 - 1 hour - 86.5 MBEpisode 4.11: Star Wars Beards In which Kris Heys does yet another flip flop on the Star Wars Prequels, apologises to Starburst Shauna for his insult on the last show, and reveals who is really writing when you see George Lucas on a novel. Mike Royce wants to shop around for a flattering force ghost, is disappointed in Natalie Portman’s taste in men, and isn’t queuing up early with Karl Urban for his tickets for Dredd 2. Star Wars Episode 7 is hotly debated, the future of the X-Men franchis...
Episode 4.10: It’s Not The Size Of The Helmet That Matters, But How Cool You Look!
February 22, 2014 21:13 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBEpisode 4.10: It’s Not The Size Of The Helmet That Matters, But How Cool You Look! In which Mike Royce introduces the violent celebs segment, fondly remembers the Roger Moore safari suit, and wonders when the hell Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. is going to be on the telly again? Kris Heys gets some kind words from Ron Howard, developes a very different kind of "Napoleon Complex", and walks into a minefield when he suggests that Starburst Shauna doesn’t really like sci-fi. Starburst Shauna introduces...
Episode 4:9: Cats Being Blown
February 14, 2014 23:42 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBEpisode 4:9: Cats Being Blown In which Kris Heys isn’t sure which dish is best served served cold, introduces us to the legendary Seth Gordon, and gets everyone back on track with some time distorted news. Mike Royce explains the score with "women of a certain age", is really non-plussed at the thought of a young Bruce Wayne in Gotham, and gives 5th dimension Superman a spelling bee. Starburst Shauna overcomes her Muppetphobia, and ruins a Terry’s Chocolate Orange. It’s the post-deadline epi...
Episode 4.8: Motherfu @#’#rs Basement
February 10, 2014 13:34 - 1 hour - 85.7 MBEpisode 4.8: Motherfu @#’#rs Basement In which Mike Royce reveals the worst celebrity stomach in Hollywood, argues why Lex Luthor needs to be a certain kind of slap head, and knows that Vertigo was never really a problem. Kris Heys arranges an interview with a man whose penis has been severed, wants the lo-down on Monkey and his theme tune, and wonders whether Marmalade Atkins ever made it past the upper atmosphere. Starburst Shauna just tweets rude pics. The Adventure Game is fondly remembe...
Episode 4.7: The Cosmic Treadmill
February 01, 2014 18:49 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBEpisode 4.7: The Cosmic Treadmill In which Kris Heys asks THE big question about spider sexuality, continues his crusade against the mighty Ehren Kruger, and begins the quest for the shittest superhero origin of them all. Mike Royce gets hot under the collar over the Fantastic Four reboot, explains how The Flash manages to combine transportation with a really good gym workout, and introduces us to a real world threat to our bodily functions - The Myatron. Starburst Shauna resurrects the spir...
Episode 4.6: Abracadaver!
January 26, 2014 17:44 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.6: Abracadaver! In which Mike Royce finds the secret entrance to the C-Base in Berlin, survives the abandoned Spree Park haunted ferris wheel, and finally reveals the new way to watch the Star Wars saga. Kris Heys introduces some of his top 10 bad beards, thinks "not a lot" of the Paul Daniels cleav’age show, before dropping a bombshell about a magician, a head, and a friendly meal. Starburst Radio loses out to "some bollocky tv awards show", and the p...
Episode 4.5: Blue Bull
January 21, 2014 22:54 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.5: Blue Bull In which Kris Heys fondly remembers Space Bat Angel Dragon, gives Orphan Black a serious slating, and wonders why in hell anyone would move to 666 Park Avenue. Mike Royce pours a can of energy drink into his Alienware laptop 5 minutes prior to the show starting, has a mini on-air meltdown, and relives the horrors of French cinemagoers. Issue 397 goes on sale, the digital edition finally goes cross-platform, and 1960’s Batman makes its long...
Episode 4.4: Shauna In The Sauna
January 09, 2014 19:43 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.4: Shauna In The Sauna In which Mike Royce recovers from 'Frankenchristmas', falls victim to a new years eve meal heist, and explains why clothes maketh the really big man. Kris Heys discovers that he is Muppet worthy, reveals the only ever really convincing use of old man makeup, and informs us what no-one wants to ever hear on a podcast. Shauna wants a pet Lobster, end of story. There is champing versus chomping, reassuringly familiar tech problems o...
Episode 4.3: Fistival "Special"
December 21, 2013 18:23 - 1 hour - 99.7 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.3: Fistival "Special" In which Kris Heys has Sandman casting issues, is pretty sure that Tony Stark never bothers with a conventional toilet, and has a dream with a 50% bonus. Mike Royce finally makes THAT mistake, wonders what kids make of The Walking Dead, and shares his controversial opinions on the future of Indiana Jones. Starburst Shauna introduces her Xmas monster. Graham from Fab Café treats us all to his Xmas porno list, and also reveals the f...
Episode 4.2: R.I.P. Idris Elba
December 14, 2013 05:28 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.2: R.I.P. Idris Elba In which Mike Royce suffers from Ryan Reynolds cufflink envy, copyrights several useless verses, and predicts the delivery of the Bryan Singer X-Men grab bag. Kris Heys isn’t impressed with the Oscorp villain factory, wonders about the wider adventures of Porkins in the Star Wars universe, and explains where he found his sodden box. There are Christmas shopping suicides, Roger from New Jersey returns, and something is definitely ro...
Episode 4.1: Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-EwEw-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-EwEw-Ew
December 05, 2013 21:00 - 1 hour - 95.2 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 4.1: Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-EwEw-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-Ew-EwEw-Ew In which Kris Heys gives us the low down on Britt Ekland’s bum, introduces us to the new Wonder Woman - Gal Ga Wotsit, shortly before turning into Steve Zizzou. Mike Royce describes the outbreak of Tesco Machete Madness, issues all the Starburst shelf warriors with a call to arms, before having a total meltdown over the life story of Igor. Starburst Shauna gets binned early doors for her "genre dir...
Episode 3.7: The Secret Show
December 02, 2013 16:53 - 2 hours - 112 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.7: The Secret Show In which Mike Royce suffers from Man Of Steel colonic irritation, gives a bizarre lecture on spermatic magnification, and clearly has some even stranger ideas about how to deal with famous facial hair. Kris Heys is very disappointed with a small screen thunder god, reveals the severity of the Ali McBeal bulimia epidemic, and confesses his sodden bathroom secrets. Starburst Shauna stops the show for a "Princess Leia" photo shoot, thre...
Episode 3.6: Butch Whoppercock
November 16, 2013 20:38 - 2 hours - 129 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.6: Butch Whoppercock In which Kris Heys tragically introduces us all to ‘The Starving Games’, unveils the legend of ‘The Old Hag’, and catches up on the exploits of his bezzy mate, Victor Salvo. Mike Royce explains the Starburst digital future, struggles to come to terms with the "Centipede" of Shield, and thinks The A-Team could benefit from some solid accounting advice. Zach Snyder continues his descent into douchedom, the new Marvel TV Series are d...
Episode 3.5: Zombaby, Spider Overlords, 6 foot screaming kangaroos and other assorted weirdness!
October 17, 2013 19:04 - 2 hours - 127 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.5: Zombaby, Spider Overlords, 6 foot screaming kangaroos and other assorted weirdness! In which Mike Royce reveals the new Curse Of Superman, how a Star Wars slot machine took him to the cleaners, and what happened when the Zombaby hit Las Vegas. Kris Heys suffers twerk confusion, relives his GTA5 midnight traumas, and suspects that Bobby "Boris" Pickett might just be a one trick pony. Starburst Shauna destroys the 100th episode, dishes the dirt on the...
Episode 3.4: Episode 99 (Part 2)
August 02, 2013 06:11 - 1 hour - 98.8 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.4: Episode 99 (Part 2) In which Kris Heys reveals why Kevin Smith is moving into horror, takes offence at the public nature of London urine, and explains why he actually wants Jar Jar Binks to be in the new 'Star Wars' movie. Mike Royce doesn’t exactly cry a river over poor old J.J. Abrams, suffers even more 'Man Of Steel' post-traumatic stress disorder, and ponders the effects of immortality on sci-fi actors. The timing of the move to a new radio stat...
Episode 3.3: Flake
July 13, 2013 22:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.3: Flake In which Mike Royce reveals the secret origin of the 99 Ice Cream , makes some career plans for Barry Hollywood, and explains why the return of Sam Mendes means even bigger ears for James Bond. Kris Heys seeks the truth behind the movie Miami Connection, wonders why Stanley Kubrick has a helicopter blind spot, and suffers as the hot box triggers his Lycan Throat. Ray Park hands his Darth Maul CV in, and the it’s 'Dead Trilogy' Versus 'Blade R...
Episode 3.2: Spider-Mancunian
June 29, 2013 20:14 - 1 hour - 103 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.2: Spider-Mancunian In which Kris Heys saves fans of 'Boy Meets World' the bother of watching their expensive DVD boxset, delivers the least sincere obituary in unloving memory, and wants to know why there was never a 'Jaws 1'? Mike Royce reveals who rides the Shatner Horse, reveals exactly who is the worst organism currently involved in the Cinema, and wonders why nobody ever remembers 'Team Knight Rider'? The Marvel career of Vin Diesel is discussed,...
Episode 3.1: Dicks
June 21, 2013 17:06 - 2 hours - 154 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 3.1: Dicks In which Mike Royce comes clean about the Manchester Radio Champagne Accident, shoves Dick Whittington and Dick Turpin into a fantasy blender, and explains the sheer awesomeness of haunted mirrors. Kris Heys reveals why there will be no more Starburst Hangovers on the show, gives the lowdown on the Star Wars casting call, and struggles to cope with an outbreak of ‘Zombie Finger’. Charles Dance’s credentials as a Granddad are upgraded, and 'Th...
Episode 2.17: Manchester Radio Offline...
May 26, 2013 11:57 - 2 hours - 131 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.17: Manchester Radio Offline... In which Kris Heys hits wookieepedia whilst demanding more accuracy from a toy Jabba Throne Room, explains why 'Star Wars' + 'Transformers' = Disaster, and explores the bizarre hatred of the tv 'Zombieland'. Mike Royce attempts a post-mortem on the previous week’s disastrous episode, reveals what brought in the big bucks at the 808 State Star Wars Toy Auction, and explains why you should never see a dead person live. Sal...
Episode 2.16: Ray Hairyhausen, Actual News, and No Pubes!
May 14, 2013 19:25 - 2 hours - 127 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.16: Ray Hairyhausen, Actual News, and No Pubes! In which Mike Royce remembers the ‘Action Figures’ of Ray Harryhausen (even slipping in a quick Kraken face-off), trys to answer the conundrum that is ‘cartoon v animated series’, and reveals the secret of Fonzie’s ‘supernatural’ powers. Kris Heys gets into trouble with his ‘damn dirty monkeys’, is rocked by the marriage of Mork & Mindy, and is really gonna miss the Star Fox Fanfare. Starburst Shauna rega...
Episode 2.15: A Touch Of The Paltrows
May 09, 2013 22:47 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.15: A Touch Of The Paltrows In which Kris Heys reveals who (allegedly) looks like a testicle with arms, attempts to get to the bottom of thrush, and explains why you should never, ever, abuse Taylor kitsch on Twitter. Mike Royce wonders why movie titles have moved to the end, laments the sale of his Iron Man No 1, and presents the action movie coma guide. The best ever movie villain is discussed, Agent Coulson really is back from the grave, and Ikea h...
Episode 2.14: The Marvel Way
April 23, 2013 22:23 - 2 hours - 143 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.14: The Marvel Way In which Mike Royce accidently drags everyone into 'Crossroads' mythology, bags the copyright on meticularity, relives his weekend at Dharma Cottage, and delivers the verdict on his first lime hotdog. Kris Heys tries to get to the bottom of the super pubes, gets highly excited at the imminent return of Joss Whedon to the small screen, gets the knives out for poor old 'Daredevil', and has a problem that really is the pits! Starburst S...
Episode 2.13: General Munchausen
April 18, 2013 22:14 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.13: General Munchausen In which Kris Heys receives the gift of basil, brings us all the joys of 'Sizzle Beach', and explains why Glen Mazzara walked away from the dead. Mike Royce is horrified by Starburst Shauna’s 'Maximum Potential', reveals the location of the best toffee hammer vendors, and reveals the sad fate of the Fab Café Ice Warrior. Starburst commences it’s move to ‘Moonbase Alpha’, 'Oblivion' is reviewed, the Stephen King ‘Cocaine Years’ ar...
Episode 2.12: Big Bushy Evil Beards
April 08, 2013 10:06 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.12: Big Bushy Evil Beards In which Mike Royce expresses his annoyance with a popcorn archaeologist, is not happy with Ryan Gosling’s tattoo or Jack from Lost’s serious face, then has a meltdown over a Product Placement PS Vita. Kris Heys dissects a popular Vulcan’s CV, introduces us all to the bewildering adventures of Captain Ron Plissken, and is utterly baffled by a set of cut price turtles. Trance is reviewed, The Walking Dead continues to get prais...
Episode 2.11: Hell Yeah!
March 25, 2013 04:51 - 1 hour - 99.6 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.11: Hell Yeah! In which Kris Heys introduces the Lucozade Gang, reveals that Escaping From New York requires both an origin and a trilogy, and answers the question of why Shaft would be better in 3D. Mike Royce reveals why the best Alien Invasions of the 70’s came from Mat Irvine’s dustbin, is disappointed whenever a mole turns up, and gets exasperated at the very thought of Hansel and Greteler. The Gibson Scale is introduced, the most iconic spacecraf...
Episode 2.10: Trevorrow?
March 20, 2013 23:02 - 2 hours - 116 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.10: Trevorrow? In which Mike Royce bemoans the end of the tax loophole that has put an end to "Play" time, finds massive irony in Stephenie Meyer’s follow up to 'Twilight', and remembers the horror of his tv debut as a dodgy sci-fi toy expert. Kris Heys invents the "Too Much Christmas" card, gets excited over George A. Romero’s new job at Marvel Comics, and sadly has to give the (sorta) last rites to 'Star Wars - The Clone Wars'. Starburst issue 387 is...
Episode 2.9: Sex World
February 25, 2013 03:58 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.9: Sex World In which Kris Heys provides Anusol (tm) beauty tips, defends the good name of Baz Bamingboye, and thinks a cut too far makes it a ‘Bad Day to Die Hard’. Mike Royce explains the musical misogyny that is ‘Star Maidens’, really hopes that Rick from ‘The Walking Dead’ sorts his head out, and yet again names the fruit with the worst customer service EVER! ‘Mama’ is reviewed, we ask who should direct the next Bond movie, and manage to screw up t...
Episode 2.8: Gummidge
February 20, 2013 21:34 - 1 hour - 99.1 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.8: Gummidge In which Mike Royce prefers his Conans to be kings, his Lecters to be Cox, explains the principles of "Monster Munch Economics", and relives his scarecrow horror night. Kris Heys delivers a parable about the dangers of living room masturbation, is still the ONLY person upset that Jim didn’t fix it for him, and asks a wholly inappropriate question. Starburst Shauna swoons over Jason Mmmomoa, forgets she is on the show, and declines to answer...
Episode 2.7: Gosling Face
February 15, 2013 20:55 - 2 hours - 130 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.7: Gosling Face In which Kris Heys confesses to his naga chilli vodka trickery, warns against the perils of a grubby dvd from an exchange store, and explains the reason why some people die from long distance broken sci-fi hearts. Mike Royce unleashes a strange Starburst mashup, explains why Starburst nearly gave review marks out of 11, and unveils his massive concerns over the Jedi Uniform. [Dedicated with a heavy heart to HMV Manchester.] All recordi...
Episode 2.6: Twinkle
January 28, 2013 22:58 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.6: Twinkle In which Mike Royce takes up arms to defend the sanctity of cinema, wonders why no-one EVER watches their ‘Sin City’ extended DVD, and isn’t THAT impressed with Staly Jason. Kris Heysdoes the Wispa dance, reveals the seedy underbelly of pick ‘n mix, and goes "urugh" - which sounds strange. Starburst Shauna reveals her action blog to the world, looks forward to seeing Arnie Junior on screen, and wants to sleep with Kris’s Dad! All recording...
Episode 2.5: Sideways Head Browsing
January 24, 2013 00:18 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.5: Sideways Head Browsing In which Kris Heys continues his quest for the female prostrate, has a quick name change, falls into a food trap, before introducing zombie fans to the mighty Scott Gimple. Mike Royce forgets the name of the radio station he works for, issues a serious Public Health Warning, and says goodbye to a founding Starburst Writer. There is an accident at a biscuit factory, a free guide to Gremlin genitalia, and Tarantino returns with ...
Episode 2.4: The Satanic Rites of Jerky
January 17, 2013 04:26 - 1 hour - 98.9 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.4: The Satanic Rites of Jerky In which Mike Royce reveals the best and worst celebrity guests, why 'Revolution' is his latest guilty pleasure, and explains that when it comes to a life size Eagle from Space: 1999 - the only question should be "why?". Kris Heys reminds us of a time when Jerry Seinfeld had to resort to ‘Bee’ movies, thinks that the World is ready for ‘Torture The Battered Boy’, just before he is attacked by Basil. Texas Chainsaw 3D is r...
Episode 2.3: 48 fps
January 07, 2013 08:23 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBThe Starburst Radio Podcast - Episode 2.3: 48 fps In which Kris Heys is glad to see the back of THOSE shutter hairs, reveals why Jeremy Remboy is not the happiest of Avengers, and tries to come to terms with his Evil Dead sorrows. Mike Royce explains the direct link between sucking eggs and ending up in a care home, reaches maximum irritation with underwater starships, and clears up the common vomitorium confusion. All this and much more as they desperately struggle to finish the 2013 previe...