SJ173: Cancel-palooza, iPhone "SE 2" now "delayed," Intel flaws, the Galaxy S20, Doctor Who, & more!

The coronavirus continues to spread like Bloomberg commercials, cadets, and remember -- only handshakes with holograms until further notice! This contagion is threatening some of our upcoming missions, like the Worldwide Developers Conference in June and other events we care about, but tightening Apple parts and hardware supply lines won't stop us from comparing Cupertino's and Mountain View's approach to plague-avoidance apps, letting you know you can get a good lunch or two out of Apple's US settlement over its battery handling, discovering more wireless CarPlay in 2021 shuttlecraft, finding more flaws in Intel's chips,and following up on the Sonos fiasco.

Capn's Mike and Charles find a new wrinkle in the Waymo-Uber court actions, stop more sites tracking you with help from Duck Duck Go, recoil in horror at Android running on an iPhone (and how dumb Correllium is to pull this stunt during a court case), alert you to a repair program for some 2019 iPad Airs, check out the Galaxy S20's "100x zoom" camera, mourn Wunderlist, upgrade their 4K (by spending their 401K), and geek out about the Doctor Who season finale! You've never seen an hour go by so fast, cadets, so in honour of our favourite timey-wimey TV show, we've covered it all in a hearts-stopping 46 minutes! Now that's what we call Daylight Savings Time!