COVID-19 continues to rain on various parades and is spreading across the Earth, cadets, so shore leave is right out -- just like Bob Iger! Cap'ns Mike and Charles grapple with the latest on this non-computer virus, update you on the latest news across the tech galaxy, and lambast MI5, Clearview AI, and this inept FCC for their do-nothing fines.

Laurene Powell-Jobs plans to give her wealth away, the iPhone XR and 11 rule the global smartphone charts, India will soon get an Apple Store, Alabama gets some AR Civil Rights history, Eero and Ecobee devices get HomeKit, and your Mac Pro can soon get wheels *and* feet if desired. MacRumors turns 20, Bob Iger hands over the reigns at Disney, streaming music takes over the industry, Warren Buffett embraces technology at last, and a family get a little Disney Magic out of their lost iPhone! All this and so much more, cadets, so even though you're confined to quarters -- you may need decompression pills after this jam-packed briefing!