The disease formerly known as Coronavirus continues to dominate the tech news, but there are far more than biological ills to deal with, cadets. Mike and Charles also delve into new product rumors and cancelled (or about to be cancelled) events, watchOS and Apple Services updates, First Alert speakers, Essential's forgetability, the folly of folding phones, and a bunch of bad calls from Google (via YouTube), MalwareBytes, and yes -- Apple!

There's also some minutiae about the late HQ Trivia, a look at the AirPods' newest competitors (and other Samsung debuts), Peter Cohen and Charles tell an old man to take a look at his life, the FCC tries to hide a new public comment period on its net neutrality repeal (give 'em what for here: https://tinyurl.com/lw3r5mh), and co-Cap'n Charles covered a whole bunch of other tech stories on his local talk radio station's "Tech Talk" show, which you can find here: https://tinyurl.com/wdkuz4p. Study up, cadets: there may be a pop (culture) quiz later!