Well, we guess its not a hoax after all, cadets, and as a result not only is all shore leave for March a non-starter but you're all confined to quarters for x number of weeks! Luckily, this is a great opportunity to catch up on some of our past briefings as well as the latest news and maybe even other podcasts, books, movies, TV shows, and even creative endeavors you've been putting off! Or just staring at 3-D cat pictures, whatever.

Capn's Mike and Charles battle an overload in the communications circuitry to bring you tales of panic buying, leaks of possible new features in forthcoming Apple OS releases, some new hardware, the conclusion of the award-winning soap opera The Virnet X Saga, Sensor Tower shenanigans, plus Bill Gates stepping back a bit further. Plus we blow the lid on poor consumer-level Mac Pro support, uncover some true crime stories, shame the police agencies that are lying about being unable to get into suspect iPhones, check out the latest from OWC and the oldest functioning Apple I around, as well as sing the praises of one-take full-length tours of Russian art treasures, without even being sponsored by Vladamir Putin! All this and more, cadets, so pass some of your quarantine time with us ... we'll keep our social distance, and so should you!