Sloss and Humphries On The Road
374 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 136 ratingsTwo touring buffoons tell you about their thoughts and then insult you for being a muggle.
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Home Sweet Home (Sloss and Humphries on the Road)
June 12, 2024 15:02 - 58 minutes - 135 MBAt the end of a long two year road, Sloss and Humphries put the fork in the "Can't" Tour (Although they will lick the plate with two extra shows in Dublin and London) For the next few months life will be conducted from their own homes, the boys bask in this fact while reflecting on their recent accomplishment and slipping straight back into the mould of being a lifestyle podcast. #32 Soz. We posted this on Patreon and announced we'd be taking a month off but commenced that time off befor...
Tour Bubble
May 16, 2024 04:54 - 1 hour - 138 MBPractically delirious from being in a constant state of touring Muggins and Cream try to speculate what is going on in the world outside their bubble. Dangerously out of touch and uninformed they try to fix the worlds economy. Not too dissimilar to those in charge. They both speculate about being better gift givers within their friendship group then dismiss the notion immediately. How exhausting. #31
Beef!
May 09, 2024 03:39 - 55 minutes - 126 MBMuggins and Cream fly over to the west coast from New York to Seattle before their gig in Tacoma and bring up hypothetical comedy beefs and how they'd respond. Encouraging comedy to go the way of rap music they pick their three high profile beefs they'd start to further their career. #30
Bad Coochie Breath
May 02, 2024 05:44 - 1 hour - 143 MBMuggins and Cream finally get around to your (sorry it's late) podcast after indulging themselves in a trip to Magic Kingdom and Universal Studios while touring through Florida with family Sloss. Daniel frowns upon the pre-nup, Kai recounts being humiliated because of thrush, the pair fall victim to capitalist karma. #29 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount ...
Wrong Border
April 24, 2024 08:00 - 55 minutes - 128 MBMuggins and Cream get cozy on a bed in Chicago for their day off and recount their difficulty getting back into the states after a brief trip to Toronto. They receive a sizeable donation from country singer Willie Nelson in Detroit and befriend footballer and Kai's doppelgänger Matty Longstaff. #28 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAPRIL
Something Something
April 17, 2024 01:25 - 1 hour - 138 MBMuggins and Cream park the tour bus and step into a reservation casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut to drink daiquiri slushies and record your first episode of the USA tour 2024. With quite literally nothing to complain about in their lives (yet) the boys do the thing they do second best. Talk about filth. Cream wants a feature on pornhub where you can see which of your friends also watched the video. Kai accidentally shows a stranger a pooping selfie over breakfast. #27 Improve the cont...
Ant Vesuvius
April 10, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBBack in the studio ever so briefly after a winding road that took them from India to the Alps the boys have a moment of tranquility before taking you to the states. Muggins considers the ethics of waking someone up when they're snoring and Cream admires the methodology of the far right. They each bring an injury home from Altitude Festival, one from fire, one from ice. #26 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount ...
Last Day on the Mountain Ft. Emmanuel Sonubi
April 08, 2024 11:35 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBA debrief of Altitude 2024 as Manny joins Muggins on the last day of the festival to recap some of the many things that happened in the Alps over the last 5 days. This is your late public episode from last week, we'll be back on track this Wednesday. Your Altitude Patreon episode is something special, a live podcast that had a little bit of everything, we'll have that with you as soon as it's ready so go subscribe for that if you haven't already. #25 Improve the contents of your frid...
Unsolicited Acts of Service
March 27, 2024 08:00 - 57 minutes - 131 MBIn full Indian garb Muggins and Cream offload about the persistent demands to assist them throughout their day, in a world where subtle hints, social cues, and direct "No"'s don't seem to land they shoulder the ancestral guilt of resorting to rudeness. After a brief "Happy Holi" break they return more colourful both visually and in spirit to discuss book to movie/game adaptations. #24 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% o...
No Compliment Ft. Urooj Ashfaq
March 20, 2024 05:42 - 59 minutes - 135 MBAfter a tiring few days doing night flights to their shows in India, Muggins and Cream have a brief tired boy whinge before bringing in an antidote to their negativity, Arooj Ashfaq, who is back in Mumbai after her UK tour to tell the boys all about the cities they’re going to visit. You will remember Arooj from her appearance on the podcast at the Edinburgh fringe where she went on to win Best Newcomer at the festival. Daniel claims credit for that of course. Improve the contents of you...
Turkey Leg Ft. Emre Günsal
March 13, 2024 08:00 - 33 minutes - 77.5 MBOn the Turkish leg of the tour Muggins and Cream sit down with local comedian Emre Günsal who talks fondly about the growth of the Istanbul scene and recounts his time in jail for some quality jokes that were ill received by the authorities. Apologies for the half episode we had a second guest but he wasn't confident with his English enough to post (although we all agree'd it was better than Kai's) #22 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cro...
Squelchy Compressions
March 06, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBMuggins and Cream flit between American politics and soiling themselves with bodily fluids. Daniel gets to choose which city in the UK Putin gets to nuke and is spoilt with choice. Natalie works her way around all of Kai's friends in her dream, inadvertently upsetting a few people along the way. #21 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 ...
Moon Monkeys
February 29, 2024 10:37 - 1 hour - 138 MBPassing through the mean streets of Cambridge Muggins and Cream find a non violent use of the good book. They boys collect venues like Pokemon and discuss where mans likenesses to the monkey ends. Kai gets rejected from mass and Daniel wants to cameo in a Marvel movie. #20 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altit...
Older Than Your Average MILF
February 21, 2024 08:00 - 59 minutes - 135 MBAnswering life's impossible quandaries, like how old is a piece of MILF. Daniel's child has his second birthday party so Muggins and Cream remember the joys and tragedies of their childhood parties. Fast forward to this week when Kai was embarrassed to get recognised at a student night out where he was old enough to be their dad. Find out what gets you points on your people license. #19 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using y...
Super Brood
February 14, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBAfter Kai is forced to accept his eyes for who they are and Daniel offloads the many things that have been bugging him, the boys talk about the double swarm of actual bugs that will be in frenzy during their trip to America. In other news, Pokemon has been ripped off and made better. #18 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join u...
Fleeced by a Groomer (Ft. Mark Nelson)
February 07, 2024 08:00 - 58 minutes - 134 MBMark Nelson of 'Absolute Cuts' joins the podcast especially to be triggered by Daniel's movie opinions. They talk about improvised moments in cinema, on set deaths and whatever happened to John Connor. Then they tap into Marks second favourite pastime, nostalgia, to remember drinking on the streets and the practical jokes they played on their friends that maybe took it a wee bit too far. #17 See Mark on tour now: Linker.ee/marknelsoncomic Improve the contents of your fridge with delicio...
No One's Role Model
January 31, 2024 08:20 - 1 hour - 141 MBAfter spending two weeks in almost darkness during a Scandinavian winter, Muggins and Cream cheer themselves up by reading through some of your many celebrity encounters. (Thanks for writing in) The boys discuss role models, or lack thereof. #16 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in t...
Name Droppers
January 24, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBNot a name goes undropped as Muggins and Cream go through their myriad encounters with celebrities from A-Z. From drinking their home brew liquor to drunk texting them, without an ounce of imposter syndrome to be seen. #15 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024...
Picky Cannibalism
January 17, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBWelcome to the food tour podcast. After the well trodden track debating metric and imperial, Muggins and Cream discuss how they'd eat eachother if push came to shove. Kai tests Daniel to see how famous he thinks he is compared to other public figures. #14 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live po...
Louis Sea K Gull
January 10, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBThe morning after the derby before Muggins returns with tales of an epic 24 hours eating chocolate mushies and laughing at mackems. They go digging into the logistics of how the infamous sunderalnd fan molested a seagull. #13 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10
Thick as Pig Mince
January 03, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBBalls deep in the gooch of the year where your calendars enter anti-gravity, Muggins and Cream bring you your last podcast of 2023 to close out the year with some Christmas catch up chat. Kai quadruples down on a friend's casual racism to highlight the problem but makes it way worse. Daniel sets an early family tradition that Santa is an alcoholic. #12 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistl...
Julie Buttplug
December 20, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 83 MBKai tries to bounce back from the day from hell on tour, sending his worldly belongings on an adventure, while Daniel has taken to shop lifting. They entertain the idea of getting railed off their wives. #11 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10
Rabona a Jobby
December 13, 2023 08:00 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBSetting up camp in Prague Muggins and Cream perfectly time an edible to come up mid episode, Daniel has a brush with Idris Elba while Kai becomes family friends with Ally McCoist. Today's ranting is brought to you by Swiss adapters. #10
Bin Woman
December 06, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBMuggins and Cream are briefly back in the studio between trips to Europe, Kai needs to pretend he’s being pranked to remain civilised in a lease car exchange, Daniel tries not to be surprised when he sees women doing traditionally male jobs. The boys break a taboo and chat very openly about money. #9
Upside Down Pineapple
November 29, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBDaniel suffers rejection on his honeymoon, but only from his friends. It's ok though he made some new ones and they roped him into dancing. Imminently upon landing home Cream rejoins Muggins in Vienna to tell all of his filthy trip to the Maldives. In his absence Kai has been further establishing his own caricature. #8
Flower of Death (Ft. Dan Nightingale, Amy Le Owens & Dean Coughlin)
November 22, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 92 MBThe Royal Rumble of podcast crossovers presenting Amy and Dean of 'The Mild High Club' and Dan Nightingale of 'Have a Word' as they join Humphries in place of the sunburnt Scotsman. Amy overshares an autopsy after Dean's outlaw sperm causes a skirmish and Dan's senile moments spark a DMC about addiction. #7
Scheme Juice
November 15, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBWhy not get your relationship advice from two happily married men. Muggins and Cream talk about break ups, cheating, people who get out of a long term relationship but move straight on to the next one, and of course, people who break up with their partner slag them off to all their pals, then get back together. They also get into how man console each other. #6
Magoo Time (Ft. Jamie Hutchinson)
November 08, 2023 08:49 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBThe cross over you all wanted but were too scared to suggest incase it went disastrously wrong. Jamie Hutchinson of 'Hot Water Green Room' and 'Climbing into bed with his gran' notoriety steps in for Sloss and tells Kai all about his addiction to being a loser both in gambling and in general. From competing with his mother to have the most pubes to being drowned by his grandad, some stunning lows are hit on the way to the bottom. #5.
Caviar Crackers
November 01, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBDaniel is still on a high from nerding up at Wembley Arena after joining the Critical Roll cast on stage in a virgins wet dream come true. Kai cosplays as middle class but reveals his true identity with the Geordie phrase of encouragement "hawey-man-yi-knaa-yi-wannee" #4 If you haven't already, consider signing up to our Patreon for two day early access on these episodes and an additional bonus episode each week where we think it's acceptable to cross the line completely because a £3 paywal...
Pikachu Queef
October 25, 2023 08:18 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBThe boys land in Los Angeles and Muggins instantly spins out his body clock. Cream admits Discord is the technology that has left him behind and made him feel like a boomer. They realise the California driving requirements are far more dangerous than their gun laws. #3 Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of other perks, not to mention the encouragement and validation it gives us with every new member.
This Little Piggy (Ft. Elliot Steel)
October 18, 2023 08:00 - 51 minutes - 70.4 MBWe'd like to introduce the viewers / listeners who have recently joined us to Elliot Steel who is the first guest in our new studio but a familiar face to the rest of you. Of course the subject matter circles the drain and doesn't get much past foot fetishes and rimming, but if you're here for anything higher brow than that you've chosen the wrong podcast. Enjoy rolling around with us in the gutter. Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to th...
Death by a Million Puns
October 11, 2023 11:58 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBStaying on topic by way of pun Daniel and Kai keep returning to Sycamore Gap to grieve a dead tree. In a desperate attempt to provide some visual spender within their fresh new studio Kai takes a retinal injury from smelling salts. The boys bleed money by paying for their sins, introducing the ‘Come on Now” jar to fine them for (but not stop them from) crossing the line. #1 Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server an...
5.50: Thisis Nicholson
October 04, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBThis is the last unprofessional episode, we're shooting the next one in our pimped out studio with three camera angles, shit hot cameras, with scopes (people call them lenses but I know what they are) so you'll be able to see right up our noses. All the gear and no fucking idea has never rung so true. If you only ever listen to this, it will barely change a bit, apart from the new mic arms that don't fire through the mic every time we readjust. Oh this episode... if I remember right it's v...
4.49: Belta Skelta
September 27, 2023 08:00 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MBIf you're here to hear Daniel talk about Dispatches / RB then you're in the wrong place. He doesn't talk about it in this episode, and probably won't in the near future. BUT. If you're here for your usual dose of Muggins and Cream being silly boys, crossing the line like they don't see it's there, talking away days in Milan and gay weddings. They also enjoy Australia's open laws on naming babies.
4.48: Strict Masons
September 21, 2023 15:43 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBMark joins Kai on the pod while Daniel is spending his time off doing what he loves most, riding buses and queueing at airports. The boys cast aspersions about the free mason's entry policy and try to rank minority groups as least welcome into the free masonry club. They also go after biker gangs as to not be pussies. Note: This was recorded before recent events. there is no mention of Dispatches
4.47: Game-Over
September 10, 2023 16:37 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MBDaniel wraps up his month as a fringe tourist witnessing a medical emergency and being a pulled on stage as a random audience member, before coming across as a diva on behalf of an Avenger. Kai agonises over a decision to go against his ethics while stoned at the bar.
5.46: Comrade in Law
September 06, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 95.6 MBConcluding a multicultural revolving door of fine guests from the fringe, Muggins and Cream host one of Portugals finest, André De Freitas, right before their very own visit to his country. They talk about meeting the in laws, devils threesomes and mining trauma for art.
5.45: Milk of the Gods
August 30, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 89 MBUrooj Ashfaq joins Muggins and Cream moments before being nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and going on to win the award. Congratulations to this legend. They talk about India's love for cows, cultural differences when it comes to manners and Daniel's surprisingly good grasp of Hindi.
5.44: Twatatouille
August 23, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBBack by extremely popular demand Reuben Kaye returns to the podcast, discussing Britney Spears, socialism, smear tests and fish pedicures. Not in that order.
5.43: Please Love Me (ft. Kara Sloss)
August 16, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 133 MBDaniel Sloss interviews his wife Kara using the questions provided by our listeners. Welcome to the podcast's first couples therapy session.
5.42: Bruv and Hate Speech
August 09, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBWhile Muggins continues his 2023 wedding tour Cream is joined by podcast favourite Elliot Steel who is off the blocks at the Edinburgh fringe festival with his new show 'Love and Hate Speech'
Patreon Bonus: Soz God
August 02, 2023 10:06 - 1 hour - 110 MBDue to our lost luggage setting us back we are releasing this archive Patreon episode as your weekly public ep. If you are looking for inspiration on who to see at the fringe please go see Rueben, he is an absolute delight. Recorded May 2023 Rueben Kaye joins Muggins in Perth, Australia to dissect the recent events that saw his Sydney show cancelled by the woke right after an innuendo on television was escalated beyond comprehension. After a false finish they come back after the final whis...
5.41: Gamify Your Bits and Bobs
July 26, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBMuggins and Cream have successfully outran their luggage as. far as Calgary where it catches up with them covered in gin (spoiler alert, they've since lost it again). Kai tells Daniel about the Bone app (it's actually called 'Biscuit' but there'd be a lot of brackets in these blurbs if we highlighted every inaccuracy)
5.40: Leboneezer Scrooge
July 19, 2023 12:26 - 1 hour - 106 MBMuggins and Cream are packing up for Canada with a whisky and a spliff. Kai goes glasses shopping alone and ages himself 15 years. Daniel empathises with Kara for changing her signature. They contemplate Superman's opinion of us all.
5.39: Fingerless Condom
July 12, 2023 08:00 - 56 minutes - 77.9 MBMuggins has just turned 40 and Cream is back from a family holiday in 'technically Spain' Tenerife. A lovely little catch up episode with some football chat where they introduce a new rule to improve the game, with plenty of more relatable chat about ageing and water parks.
5.38: Stag Don’t
July 05, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 90 MBMuggins and Cream return from a turbulent expedition to Benidorm with an army of Geordies. Not so fresh from the Pincer Stag do the boys unpack how Kai's foolproof plans backfired so catastrophically. This episode was originally scheduled as a Patreon Bonus episode but the episode we recorded afterwards for public consumption wouldn't make a great deal sense without the context of this one as it kinda plays out as a Part 2. That episode is now available on Patreon. "Chia Bae" feat. Ryan Cu...
5.37: A Sloss
June 28, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBCream is joined by feeble bald man Ryan Cullen for this episode where they discuss the creator of Nike, organ donations, and of course, car bombings.
5.36: Gay Pizza
June 21, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBCraig Hill fills a Muggins shaped hole with Cream in an innuendo packed podcast. The boys discuss gay terminology, their early careers and Fathers day. Craig gives Daniel the rare gift of masculinity.
5.35: Bedtime Rider
June 14, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBDrunk, stoned and high on life in Bulgaria, Muggins and Cream wrap up a sensational leg of the tour with a giddy and inappropriate extended episode. The boys have been thoroughly entertained by master baiter Dave Longley in their comments section. They are shocked to discover a bed time on their rider.
5.34: Unwise but not Illegal
June 07, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 98.8 MBTwo married men, Muggins and Cream retire to their man cave to have some bloke chat. That's essentially what this podcast is now. Anything Daniel does now is Kara's fault because that's who she married. Kai finds his friend's jotter from school and shares what they were writing about each other when they were 12 years old. Phillip Schofield get's abused, as do bald men. Enjoy