Slaughterhouse Princess
481 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★ - 28 ratingsJoin your hosts Brett, Chris, and Troy as they tackle anything horror, no matter how good or bad.
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Hellbenders
September 15, 2015 23:08 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MBWe have a movie full of drinking, fighting, infidelity, blasphemy, drug use, and demon possession. If being a priest in real life was this fun, we'd all sign up.
The Hills Have Eyes
September 08, 2015 23:57 - 39 minutes - 36 MBIn honor of Wes Craven we look at one of his earlier works. It makes you rethink the idea of a family road trip through the desert/military testing site with only two guns.
Ichi the Killer
September 02, 2015 01:28 - 54 minutes - 50 MBWe dive into some Japanese exploitation this time around. It involves a sadomasochistic Yakuza boss and a guy who spends equal time crying and getting aroused by killing people. It's that kind of movie.
Return to Blood Fart Lake
August 26, 2015 00:51 - 32 minutes - 29.5 MBLike with most sequels, everything is bigger and better this time. More dance offs, more wheelchairs, more fake ding-dongs, and more annoying chick that thinks it's the twenties.
Terror at Blood Fart Lake
August 18, 2015 23:51 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBWhat do you get when you have a tiny budget, bad actors, the desire to make a movie, and a thesaurus? A lot more than you might think.
Inkubus
August 12, 2015 01:35 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MBTroy makes his return this week just in time for a movie recommended by Horrorshow Hot Dog. Well, not recommended to as much as inflicted on us.
They Live
August 05, 2015 00:09 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MBWe pay tribute to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this week with some classic Carpenter action. Get ready for Skeletors, obeying, and for quite possibly the best fight scene ever put to film.
Child's Play
July 28, 2015 22:10 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MBWe watched a movie about a doll that kills people because it was possessed by soul transferring voodoo lightning magic. It sounds kinda dumb when you hear it out loud.
2001 Maniacs
July 14, 2015 23:59 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MBPlanning a trip to Georgia? Maybe you should consider stopping at the Guts and Glory Jubilee in scenic Pleasant Valley. Just take a left at the homemade detour sign on Rural Route 9. Also check out our new art courtesy of Sabastian West.
Extraterrestrial
July 07, 2015 23:38 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBWe welcome Troy back and tackle a hard-hitting emotional roller coaster about the complicated interpersonal relationships that we all have. Just kidding, its about a group of "young people" having a "party" in a cabin until aliens show up and ruin their "fun".
The Amityville Horror (2005)
June 30, 2015 23:06 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MBThis week we struggle to stay focused and helplessly watch the entire episode spiral out of control. This is what happens when Troy isn't around to save us from ourselves.
Fraility
June 23, 2015 22:55 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBJust in time for Fathers Day, the heartwarming tale of a father who just wants the love of his sons. Oh and also to have them help kill demons in his shed and bury them in the municipal rose garden.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
June 16, 2015 23:45 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBWe dive back into some exploitation this week with Riki-Oh. Its crazy, violent, and almost impossible to follow. And that is why we love it.
Repo! The Genetic Opera
June 09, 2015 20:48 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBThe gangs all here this week, and we decide to try another musical horror movie. Extra bonus points to anyone that knows what the first one was.
13 Sins
June 02, 2015 22:14 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MBOur first task this week is to watch a movie. Our second task was to do it without Troy. Our third was to set fire to a religious icon.
Toyko Gore Police
May 26, 2015 23:06 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBWe push on without Brett this week because the madness of this film needs to be known. People use bazookas to fly for the love of everything.
Cannibal Ferox
May 19, 2015 19:31 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBWe go back to the jungle this week for some more exciting cannibal based action. Also ferox means fierce in Latin, just in case you were curious.
The Last Showing
May 13, 2015 02:44 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MBIn this film we find out the dangers of watching The Hills Have Eyes 2 after midnight while in the UK. Especially if the guy running the concession stand is Freddy Krueger.
Disturbing Behavior
May 05, 2015 22:08 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBThis is the most razor movie we've ever seen. Go forward and get on the bus for brainwashed teens that have only one weakness, becoming aroused.
Poultrygeist
April 30, 2015 21:10 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBWe venture into Tromaville this week, and some of us wished we hadn't. One thing we could all agree on, it was the best musical we have done on this podcast.
Let Me In
April 14, 2015 20:16 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBWe travel back through the mists of time to 1983 this week for the American version of Let the Right One In. If nothing else, it has more kids wearing masks in their underwear while holding knives creeply watching their neighbors with a telescope than the original movie.
Let The Right One In
April 07, 2015 20:24 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBIn this touching story of bullying and vampire love we all learn that we don't know much about Sweden, aside from what we learned watching The Muppets.
Cannibal Holocaust
April 02, 2015 00:59 - 35 minutes - 32.1 MBWe take a look at what might be the first found footage movie. Does it live up to the hype that surrounds it? One thing for sure, it's no Nekromantik.
Ms.45
March 24, 2015 20:40 - 36 minutes - 33 MBMs.45 is the story of one woman's quest for vengeance after being sexually assaulted, by shooting as many people as possible. Unfortunately, none of the men she shoots were responsible, but one guy did have some sweet nunchuck skills.
Carnage For The Destroyer
March 17, 2015 20:24 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MBWhat happens when an ancient god called the Destroyer gets summoned into a haunted house? Well clearly you use heavy metal magics to save humanity. See if you can figure out who Teen Ape and Dana McBoobs are playing.
Nekromantik
March 10, 2015 20:53 - 31 minutes - 28.6 MBWhen the best thing that you can say about a movie is that there were only two scenes of people urinating, you are in for quite a ride. A short, unpleasant ride.
Surf Nazis Must Die
March 03, 2015 22:13 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MBWe decided to ease into exploitation month with a classic Troma picture. It's a tale of surfing, robbery, street gangs, and revenge. And don't get us started on the synth score that really brings the whole movie together.
The Hunger
February 25, 2015 00:11 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MBThis movie has something for everyone. There's David Bowie playing a vampire, a guy roller dancing, and a monkey death match. Still not convinced? How about Willem Dafoe in his defining role as 2nd Phone Booth Youth. One of those has to interest you at least a little bit.
Orphan
February 17, 2015 21:08 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBOur new friend Mr. Troy is here to join us as we dive in to Orphan. We learned many life lessons in this movie such as kids are kinda dicks, you can kill a bird with a paintball gun, and that CCH Pounder might have the coolest name ever.
Neverlake
February 11, 2015 00:06 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MBThis week we bring you thought provoking insight on the underlying meaning behind Neverlake. Just kidding, we mainly drank and made fun of orphans.
Bloody Reunion
February 03, 2015 23:45 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBThis week a film that was equal parts confusing and entertaining. Or it might be that it was subtitled and we drank too much. A fun game to play as you listen, see if you can tell when the dog knocked over the bookcase while we were recording.
Nightbreed
January 28, 2015 00:32 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MBThis weeks movie come from your friends and ours over at Horrorshow Hot Dog. They bring us a movie with a bad musical number, Canadian redneck sheriffs, and an underground city full of monsters. There are so many monsters.
C.H.U.D.
January 20, 2015 22:52 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MBWhat is there to say about C.H.U.D.? It stars three people that would go on to be in Home Alone movies, has John Goodman's stirring performance as cop in diner, and something about radioactive sewer zombies that are eating the homeless.
Witching and Bitching
January 13, 2015 22:25 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MBWe are treated to an opening with a silver Jesus, SpongeBob, a kid with two revolvers, and several other street performers committing an armed robbery. If that isn't a good enough reason to keep watching, then all hope for society is lost.
The Conjuring
January 07, 2015 00:34 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MBWe start off the new year right with our shortest podcast ever. There were creepy dolls, jump scares, and hidden basements. It also might be the longest movie we have done to date, or at least it felt that way.
The Human Centipede (Full Sequence)
December 30, 2014 21:03 - 27 minutes - 25 MBThe Human Centipede is back. Be amazed at the new longer centipede. Wonder why its shot in black and white. Become upset that you will never get those 88 minutes back after watching it.
Jack Frost
December 23, 2014 21:36 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MBIn honor of the holiday season, we watched a movie with a serial killer who gets turned into a snowman by science. Fun fact: There was no snow used in the making of this film, but there was a carrot used very inappropriately.
Battle Royale
December 16, 2014 22:23 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBIs this a horror movie or not? We'll let you decide but one thing is for sure, this movie has enough blood, yelling, and kids being murdered to make it close enough for us.
Cutting Class
December 09, 2014 22:48 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MBIn this movie-film starring Brad Pitt we get to see a different take on the horror genre, a killer that is preying on high school students who like to drink beer and make out. When you can watch the movie on YouTube, you know you are in for a treat.
Castle Freak
December 03, 2014 01:20 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBPrepare to be amazed by this 1995 classic that time has forgotten. If there is a better movie film featuring a castle freak, we haven't seen it.
Slumber Party Massacre
November 25, 2014 23:29 - 30 minutes - 28.3 MBWe dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic. It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25.
Session 9
November 19, 2014 01:15 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MBDue to an unfortunate accident involving asbestos, this week's episode is a little shorter than usual. Sorry. We did manage to cram in the same amount of swear words as a normal episode though, so maybe you won't notice.
Walled In
November 11, 2014 22:40 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MBWhat secrets could lie inside the an apartment complex built in a deserted wasteland, aside from why build such a thing in the first place? Only a demolition expert aided by a slightly gropey teenager and his dog can find out.
Black Christmas (2006)
November 05, 2014 00:40 - 30 minutes - 28.3 MBHappy Halloween! Let's watch a Christmas movie to celebrate! If incest, mental institutions, unpleasant college girls, and eyeball removal don't spell Christmas for you, then I don't know what to say.
Cornered!
October 28, 2014 20:44 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBThis week a story we can all relate to. You are playing poker with some friends and a serial murderer breaks in and starts to kill everyone off one by one. It happened to me just last week. Thanks to Mr. Green for the suggestion.
The Strangers
October 21, 2014 21:48 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MBA tale of unrequited love and home invasion. Consider it a how to guide if your goal is to not survive a home invasion and how to unsuccessfully propose to someone.
Bad Kids Go To Hell
October 14, 2014 21:00 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MBThis movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie. To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.
The Beast Must Die
October 01, 2014 01:53 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBIs not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life? Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out. Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping. Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.
Prince of Darkness
September 23, 2014 19:36 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MBYou are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.
Kill List
September 16, 2014 22:23 - 27 minutes - 27.4 MBWe have a special guest this week to help us unravel the shadowy world of assassins, cults, and why we should more closely watch our alcohol intake.