Slaughterhouse Princess
479 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★ - 28 ratingsJoin your hosts Brett, Chris, and Troy as they tackle anything horror, no matter how good or bad.
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Episodes
The Velocipastor
December 26, 2019 02:47 - 42 minutes - 26.6 MBDon't let the name fool you, there are ninjas in this movie.
Happy Death Day
December 18, 2019 02:53 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBThis is the day that never ends. It just goes on and on my friend. Somebody started killing just because, and they'll continue killing me forever just because this is the day never ends...
The Evil In Us
December 11, 2019 01:06 - 53 minutes - 34.3 MBWe're treated to a Hotlanta pick this week so get ready for another entry in the "why do we let him keep picking things" series.
You Might Be The Killer
December 04, 2019 01:12 - 41 minutes - 27.3 MBHave you ever been watching The Mask and thought to yourself, this is ok but not enough people died horrifically? That's kinda weird but this movie has you covered regardless.
The Gallows: Act 2
November 27, 2019 01:34 - 55 minutes - 36.9 MBThe Gallows: Act 2, now with 90% less found footage than traditional The Gallows.
The Gallows
November 20, 2019 01:35 - 57 minutes - 35.5 MBHang around as we do our best to give you some gallows humor this week. I'll show myself out.
As Above, So Below
November 13, 2019 01:57 - 59 minutes - 36.5 MBHave you ever thought to yourself, man Dante's Inferno would be better with a National Treasure subplot. No? Just us? Fair enough.
The Taking of Deborah Logan
November 06, 2019 01:20 - 1 hour - 37.2 MBWe take a look at a found footage/possession mashup this time around. Are they two great tastes that taste great together, or is it like an orange juice and toothpaste smoothie? There's only one way to find out.
The Ice Pirates
October 30, 2019 01:13 - 45 minutes - 28.6 MBWe finish up October with a classic tale of space pirates, time warps, and supposedly space opossums. If you see any space opossums, please let us know. We really wnat to see space opossums.
The Last Starfighter
October 23, 2019 01:46 - 58 minutes - 36 MBGet your quarters ready as we take a look at why being good at anything could really be a trap set by aliens.
Highlander
October 16, 2019 01:21 - 1 hour - 38.4 MBThere can be only one ... time of the year where we celebrate the spookiest month by dressing up like a podcast that reviews 80's sci-fi/fantasy. We are bad at maintaining our brand.
Spider Baby
October 02, 2019 01:45 - 1 hour - 41.1 MBWe pay tribute to Sid Haig this week with one of his first movie roles, as a bald weird guy. We know, it's hard to believe.
The Killing of a Sacred Deer
September 25, 2019 01:27 - 43 minutes - 27.4 MBNo non-sacred deer were harmed during the making of this film. The sacred one was very much harmed though.
Mayhem
September 11, 2019 01:57 - 58 minutes - 38 MBIt took quite a while but we finally got around to watching this recommendation from Mr. Green(e). It's not you, it's us. We just needed some time to kinda find ourselves, you know?
Critters Attack
September 04, 2019 01:52 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBIn the spirit of full disclosure, we mistakenly refer to the Krites as Critters throughout this episode. We apologize for the oversight.
The Burning
August 28, 2019 01:39 - 52 minutes - 34.2 MBWith Troy still wandering the tundra, we needed reinforcements, but the best we could do was Biteums. So get your maggot filled skull candle ready for this star-studded (no really it is) movie.
The Curse
August 21, 2019 01:58 - 39 minutes - 25.3 MBWhile Troy is off in the frozen wastes, we take a look at a movie that is based on a Lovecraft story, because that always works out well.
The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
August 14, 2019 01:42 - 54 minutes - 35.9 MBWe finish up the Human Centipede trilogy thanks to Hotlanta. Don't worry, his streak of picking movies we don't want to watch remains untarnished.
Tokyo Tribe
July 31, 2019 01:45 - 1 hour - 39.6 MBWhile not a horror movie, it does feature Cyborg Kaori as Beatboxing maidservant, so it all evens out.
Vile
July 24, 2019 01:16 - 1 hour - 38.8 MBFun fact: The working title for this movie was "120ish Minutes of People Getting Their Fingernails Ripped Off and Some Kind of Science Stuff Around the Edges" but it was too long to fit on the marquee.
Prom Night 2
July 17, 2019 02:35 - 1 hour - 33.5 MBIt's time for one of our favorite things, watching a sequel to a movie even though we never watched the first one. Although in fairness, this movie has nothing to do with the first one anyway.
The Wicker Man (1973)
July 10, 2019 01:09 - 52 minutes - 31.3 MBGet ready for a classic film with no Michael Kane, factually accurate salmon, and our continued commitment to not be able to remember the order of events in anything we watch.
Happy Birthday to Me
July 03, 2019 01:45 - 1 hour - 48 MBGrab a rat beer and harness your salamander based electrical as we try to solve the mystery of why this needed to be almost two hours long.
Bloodrayne
June 26, 2019 01:18 - 42 minutes - 26.5 MBNo Troy this time and the movie up is directed by Uwe Boll. There is definite correlation and very possible causation for when Troy will be "out of town".
Son of Godzilla
June 19, 2019 01:37 - 44 minutes - 28.3 MBWe celebrate Father's Day in the only way that seemed right, coincidentally watching a made for TV movie from Japan in 1967 that features the word Son in the title.
Hell House LLC
June 12, 2019 01:08 - 49 minutes - 31.9 MBGet your cameras out and don't stop filming no matter what, it's found footage time. Will we get treated to a Cannibal Holocaust, or will we have a Paranormal Activity inflicted upon us? Only time and this podcast will tell.
Bad Blood: The Movie
June 05, 2019 01:30 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBThis time we almost manage to make a podcast that is as long as the movie we watched, thanks to our old friends digressing, self deprecation, and alcohol.
Pieces
May 29, 2019 01:12 - 47 minutes - 30.2 MBThis movie serves as a warning about why you should never take a child's puzzle-based erotica and threaten to burn it.
Patchwork
May 22, 2019 01:12 - 41 minutes - 26 MBWe were of two minds as we tried to piece together our feelings on this dark comedy by way of Stuart Gordon.
After.Life
May 15, 2019 01:12 - 42 minutes - 27.1 MBWe watched the movie After.Life, not to be confused with the website after.life which seems to be some kind of electro dance outfit. Not that you would be confused unless you thought this was some kind of website review podcast.
Sleepaway Camp
May 08, 2019 01:06 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBIn what might be a surprise to nobody, this is a slasher movie that takes place at a summer camp. Don't worry, it has it where it counts.
The Lawnmower Man
May 01, 2019 01:30 - 34 minutes - 21.8 MBThe scariest thing about this movie is that the Director's Cut, which we watched, is almost two and a half hours long. Yikes.
The House That Jack Built
April 17, 2019 01:06 - 49 minutes - 35.1 MBGet your tumblers of straight vodka and frozen pizzas ready, we have a long movie this week. At least we have special guest Bitems on this week to help us get through it.
She Kills
April 10, 2019 01:06 - 59 minutes - 37.7 MBGet ready for more merkins than you can shake a stick at, which in this case is just one. But it a very pronounced merkin, so that has to count for something.
Krull
April 03, 2019 01:23 - 58 minutes - 35.2 MBGet ready for high-ish fantasy and sci-fi's lovechild who has a poor understanding of what a glaive actually is. We all know the real glaive is the friends you made along the way.
Neon Demon, The
March 27, 2019 01:20 - 50 minutes - 32.1 MBNot to be confused with just any old Neon Demon, this is THE Neon Demon. You can tell because of all the Mountain Pumas.
AfterDeath
March 20, 2019 01:21 - 44 minutes - 28.4 MBEver wondered what Lost would be like if it had a lower budget, was a movie instead of a TV series, and was way more focused on the collapse of the entire constructs of heaven and hell? This movie, I mean why else would we bring it up?
The Crazies (2010)
March 13, 2019 01:50 - 1 hour - 50.5 MBIn our inadvertent second installment of people from Iowa are weird, we get geography lessons, baseball field shootings, and medical pitchforks. That's Iowa for you.
Haunted
March 06, 2019 01:21 - 56 minutes - 36.3 MBWe take a look at ghosts and the men who love them as well as some handy tips for making your own bidet. It's edutainment in the loosest sense of the word.
The Evil Within
February 27, 2019 01:06 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBWe head down to our secret prohibition era room to discuss the finer points of mirror people and Showbiz Pizza. Remember The Rock-afire Explosion?
Runaway
February 20, 2019 01:25 - 1 hour - 43.6 MBTom Selleck stars in this surprisingly accurate portrayal of a future full of robots and other robot adjacent technologies. And I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder how many other stars you might recognize.
Hisss
February 13, 2019 01:09 - 44 minutes - 29.2 MBWe tackle our first Indian movie this week and learn that you shouldn't interrupt two cobras in the midst of snake-based lovemaking. You would think we wouldn't need to learn that.
The Pit
February 06, 2019 01:44 - 46 minutes - 27.9 MBCanada serves us up this tale of hole monsters and wildly inappropriate expressions of puberty in ways only the 1980's could provide.
Hatchet
January 30, 2019 01:30 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBStop me if you've heard this one, a group of people find themselves trapped in the woods being picked off by a possibly supernatural killer. But what sets this one apart is ... I don't know, Tony Todd?
Jigsaw
January 16, 2019 01:01 - 54 minutes - 46.7 MBWe watch the eighth part of the Saw franchise this week in the time honored tradition of not watching movie series in chronological order. At least we started with the first one this time.
Martin
January 09, 2019 01:37 - 56 minutes - 31.9 MBGrab some garlic and cover your living room in gaudy wallpaper as we a look at one of George Romero's hidden gems this thanks to Dummyact.
Tenebre
January 02, 2019 01:58 - 39 minutes - 30.5 MBReal cousin Brett (two legged bringer of destruction) has us take a look at this Argento flick that proves our long held belief that nothing good comes from books.
Mum and Dad
December 18, 2018 23:07 - 55 minutes - 42.7 MBWe accidentally watch a movie that features Christmas right before the Holiday Season is upon us. Thanks Mr. Green for the save.
Hereditary
December 11, 2018 23:05 - 38 minutes - 28.1 MBIn an uncharacteristic move, we are going to say up front, watch this movie before you listen to this episode. This movie is better without spoilers.